I woke up with an egg

In a forum for handicraft enthusiasts, a new post suddenly appeared. The person who posted the post was an old man in the forum, and he was very discerning. He could tell the workmanship and production method of each handicraft, and what kind The tools and techniques, and the ability of the craftsman can be said clearly and logically.

There are very few handicrafts that he has praised, which can be called very few.

However, everyone in the forum admits that he is indeed very discerning, which gives him a considerable status in the forum, and he has a lot of supporters.

...Although the role of this group of supporters is to make crazy calls downstairs every time he leaves a comment.

So as soon as this post came out, everyone's thoughts were - which handicraft is this big guy going to criticize again?

Then as soon as they entered, everyone was stunned. This big man with extremely high standards is now praising some handicrafts with countless compliments, yes, not one or two, but a bunch.

And the words used are very exaggerated, "rare in the world", "you will have no regrets in this life", "money can't measure these works of art", "owning one is enough to make me laugh out of my dreams".

There are also pictures in the building.

Even across the computer screen, the handicrafts he released are eye-catching enough.

It is very exquisite, even more delicate than the most precise machine carving, but it has a level of complexity that the machine cannot match.

Every radian of carving, every curve is smooth and natural, as if it is suddenly integrated with the wood, which is the trace of the wood itself.

"Damn it, where did you find the host? It can't be P's, right? Why haven't I met it before?"

"I heard that old craftsmen who have been passed down for hundreds of years can carve this kind of carving, but they can only make one piece a year, and some even take three or four years. The finished products are sold at sky-high prices. How can there be so many? None of them sold."

"Although the host has always thought that the host is very powerful, but the host will not come to Lake Green this time, right?"

"Please tell the landlord where you found it, I'm going to buy it."

"Do you have any bracelets? Carved bracelets are also fine. Huanghuali or rosewood are the best. I will buy one for my old lady. The price is not a problem."

"Please tell me where I found the plus one, this carving is really perfect."

Dad Xu replied with a smirk: "The hotel on the hillside of Qingyun Mountain in Hongshi is carved by the owner. The owner can also embroider on both sides and cook. The embroidery on both sides is also very exquisite. I will show you a picture. This hotel is really awesome, the curtains and tablecloths are all embroidered, and the cost is simply impossible to estimate."

"Especially the cloth. I heard that it costs 22 yuan to sell a piece. It's awesome. I'll put it up together for you to see."

The hotel is open to the outside world, these are no secrets, and you don’t have to worry about criminals if you post them online, after all—there are so many gods in the hotel.

Even if there are no gods, if a monster is released, even the weakest one with a lot of money is enough to deal with ordinary people.

Hmm... Although the way to get more money is probably to change back to the original and fart at that person.

As soon as the photo was posted, the people below went crazy.

"This boss is amazing, and he is so ingenious. It must have been passed down by the family for hundreds of years, right? Is the boss single?"

"I just want to marry such a daughter-in-law. Although I am old, my son is an upright man."

"Wake up upstairs, if someone has this ability, he can apply for inheritance, and will marry your son? Even if he wants to consider it, he must consider a young talent like me."

"You bald young talent hahahahaha, you are even more bald than a middle-aged man like me."

Xu's father smiled slightly: "Everyone, I'm sorry, the boss is a young man, very handsome."

No one answered for a while, and it took a few minutes before a message came out——

"Then what, I feel that my sexuality is changeable and flexible."

"Awesome young man, bend as you say."

"Hahahaha, I was amused."

"Brothers, let's go, let's go to this hotel together."

"Is there any one in Guangzhou? Form a group to go together?"

"My friends from Sichuan are waving."

"Two from Hunan."

Dad Xu sent the specific address, and then put away the phone. This kind of good thing can’t be enjoyed by him alone. Even if the boss doesn’t sell it, it’s good to let people in the forum come to learn more. I’ve never seen a good one. , I don’t know how bad it can be.

At this time, Hu Niu was shivering in the kitchen. She had been working in the kitchen recently. She never expected that she would have the opportunity to help the lord. She didn't dare to show her anger, watching Dijun select the raw materials.

Although she is not very good at cooking, well, she can tell which dishes are fresh and which are not.

She mustered up her courage and said, "Your Majesty, let me choose."

Di Jun nodded, anyway, this is not his strong point, no shame.

Hu Niu picked out the ingredients, cleaned them and put them on the chopping board.

With a light tap of Dijun's finger in the air, the ingredients went up to the sky together, and he started cooking himself in an orderly manner.

Hu Niu: "..."

It is really a luxury to cook with fairy method.

"Your Majesty." Hu Niu clenched her fists and said with all her courage, "Do you think I can cultivate the Dao?"

Di Jun turned his head to look at Hu Niu: "Your chance is in a hundred years' time, if you grasp it, you will naturally attain the Tao."

Hu Niu breathed a sigh of relief.

It is easy to say to become an immortal, but the actual operation is too difficult. There are very few people who really become immortals through cultivation, especially now that the aura is scarce and scarce. There are not many powerful people tens of thousands of years ago when the aura is sufficient. Successful, let alone now.

So Hu Niu was overjoyed, knowing that it was impossible for Di Jun to walk her.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." As Hu Niu said, she was about to kneel down and perform a big salute.

Di Jun flicked his sleeves lightly, and an extremely gentle but irresistible force dragged Hu Niu up.

"Work hard." Di Jun said, "It's mostly for Xie Yun."

Hu Niu was moved to tears, she nodded fiercely and said, "Sure, I will bite off the neck of anyone who makes things difficult for the boss!"

At this time, Di Jun didn't speak, he gave Hu Niu an approving look, and then went to carry out prenatal education with the golden egg.

Dijun’s prenatal education is not up to standard. It’s not as good as Zhao Gongming’s teaching Jindan to recognize pinyin. Dijun’s prenatal education is to inject his own mana into the shell of the golden egg, so that the golden egg is stronger than others in the shell, and wins over Wusheng. on the starting line.

Hu Niu sat on the side, thinking enviously, who would be the lucky one to eat the first meal today.

Although it was not made by Di Jun himself, it is no different from the one made by himself.

The food made by the demon emperor!Whoever eats it will be lucky, okay?

It's a pity that she is an employee, so she can't steal it first. Thinking about it like this, she feels that she is at a loss, and she will die.

It was already seven o'clock in the evening when Xie Yun woke up, and he finally had a full sleep. As for whether he can fall asleep tonight, that's another matter.

Just 2 minutes after Xie Yun arrived in the lobby and sat there, Dad Xu appeared, still holding the woodcarved flower in his arms.

The raw material of this wood is very cheap, it is the root of the tree that Xie Yun went to buy, but the image is not good, no one wants it, the kind that costs 20 yuan.

Father Xu said: "A master can turn cheap common materials into works of art!"

The Xu family had no choice but to let him have the cheek to ask the boss if he could bear the pain and give up.

"Did you carve this flower?!" Father Xu was like a fanatical fan. He stared at Xie Yun with admiration and excitement on his face, "This carver is really amazing, the texture of the petals and the wood are perfectly One body, no trace of carving can be seen at all, even those so-called "masters" may not be as good as you!"

The so-called "master" is the kind that is popular on the Internet, but the actual dishes are the ones that are forced to go up.

Xie Yun was taken aback by Xu's father. He hadn't met Xu's father before, and he didn't know this person. After being frightened, he nodded stupidly and said, "Yes, I carved it."

Father Xu said adoringly: "Although you don't have long hair, your nails reveal your artistic atmosphere, and your nails are all shorter than ordinary people."

Xie Yun: "...Yes, is it?"

He accidentally cut too much last time, not on purpose.

"Can I buy it back?" Xu's father held the root carving flower and looked at Xie Yun carefully. It's normal to go.

Xie Yun didn't expect this to be sold for money, so he asked, "How much did you pay?"

Xu's father saw that there was something going on, and quickly put his wife's advice behind him: "Is one hundred thousand okay? You are a good carver, but the wood is a bit inferior. You can sell this wood for less than one hundred thousand. I am because it is too expensive. I like it, close your eyes, if you change the wood, you can sell it for 50 yuan."

"Also, I've been short of money recently, can I pay in installments? We use the website instead of smuggling people, so you won't suffer any disadvantage."

Dad Xu likes this line of work, so he knows how long it takes for a master to carve such fine works.

Even if it is a top master craftsman, it takes at least a year to start carving such a flower, and it may not be as good as this one.

But it can already be sold for hundreds of thousands.

So the price he quoted to Xie Yun was not low.

Xie Yun looked at Father Xu's loving expression, and couldn't bear to say no to selling it, so he just said: "Then you can take it. If you pay in installments, you can do what you can, as long as you pay regularly."

Xu's father quickly said: "If you want it, I will definitely not renege on it, and I want to buy it for collection in the future."

As he said that, he touched the root carving with a look of fascination.

Seeing his movements and expressions, Xie Yun had goosebumps all over his body.

Qian Duo waited for Xu's father to leave before coming to him. He said to Xie Yun flatteringly, "Boss, you're going to get rich."

Xie Yun rarely had a good night's sleep and was in a good mood: "Yeah, maybe the hotel will be redecorated soon."

Qian Duo: "Then let's eat chicken tonight! Let's eat chicken tomorrow too!"

Xie Yun: "...Let's talk chicken but not talk, civilized you and me."

Qian Duo lowered his head timidly: "Understood."

Xie Yun patted Qian Duo on the shoulder: "Especially when there are girls, you must pay attention to civilization."

Qian Duo puffed out his chest and promised: "That's for sure. Although I'm gay, I'm still a gentleman!"

Qian Duo looked around and found no one around, so he whispered to Xie Yun, "Boss, do you feel that the opposite mountain has moved a bit recently? I suspect that many monsters have come over there."

Xie Yun frowned: "Huh?"

"Because there is immortal energy on the mountain." Qian Duo said, "Although we are small demons, we are still very keen in detecting immortal energy."

Xie Yun didn't quite believe it: "If there are monsters, Nezha and Zhao Gongming will definitely tell me."

Qian Duo showed a "you don't understand" expression: "They are all great immortals, in their eyes, the big monsters in the world are no different from pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep, and they don't notice or care at all. "

"It's as if you are a human race, would you care if an ant in the ant colony has wings?"

Xie Yun: "That's it."

Xie Yun rubbed his chin: "What you said makes sense."

"I want to go to the top of the mountain to have a look." Qian Duo said, "I'm quite curious. I feel that their number should be quite large, but I can't feel what race they are."

"And they are all gathered together. Ordinary monsters will not live with people who are not of the same race, but their aura does not seem to be of the same race."

Xie Yun said, "Then go and have a look."

After all, there is a group of monsters on the opposite side. I don't know what they are here for. Xie Yun is still a little worried.

This point happened to be the time when Di Jun took the golden egg for a walk, so Xie Yun had to go to Nezha, and told Nezha that he was going to the opposite mountain to have a look.

Nezha waved his hand: "Go, I have left a sense of consciousness on you, and I will pass if you are in danger."

Xie Yun was instantly filled with a sense of security.

Nezha is not only a member of the Heavenly Court, but also the righteous god of reverence and the commander of all heavenly soldiers and generals. He has countless followers when he raises his arms. His status is not only brought to him by the gods, but also What's more, his theocratic supremacy is famous.

In the Three Realms, no one knows and no one knows.

It can be regarded as No.1 in the new generation of Tianting.

... Well, this new generation is also a bit older.

So Nezha and Qianduo went on the road. It is night now, when the yin energy is getting stronger and stronger. The more you have, the easier it is to find them.

"The mountain here has not been developed yet." Xie Yun said out of breath, "If I have money in the future, I will also contract this side."

This mountain is really big, but without buildings, it cannot be a scenic spot. If it needs to be developed on it, money will be a big problem, and the surrounding landscape of Tongtian Tower has not been developed yet, so it is estimated that it will not be developed here.

But precisely because there is no development, there is no trace of human activities on this mountain, but there are a few small roads, but they are not long. The villagers in the vicinity may come here to pick some wild vegetables at most.

A lot of money is also tiring. He said: "They must be here to take advantage of it. After feeling the fairy energy, they just want to get closer. Maybe they are lucky and can breathe a breath of fairy energy."

Speaking of this, Qian Duo sneered: "Sneaky, nothing."

Xie Yun was shocked by Qian Duo's remarks, how forgetful it must be to say such a thing!It's only been a few months since Qian Duo was caught by him, and he forgot that he was even more shameless than them before?

Qian Duo was still saying, "So none of them can become big monsters!"

Xie Yun: "..."

Forget it, the more money you have, the happier you are.

The further you go up the mountain, the lower the temperature is. Although it is almost autumn, the climate is still hot. Even the hotel is a bit hot at night without the air conditioner, let alone in the mountains.

But this mountain is very cold, cold to the bone marrow.

It seems that the whole body is going to freeze.

Xie Yun lowered his head and looked at his watch. It was already ten o'clock. He had spent more than two hours climbing the mountain, and he didn't know when he would be able to climb to the top of the mountain. But for some reason, Xie Yun felt that the moon in the sky seemed to be It is much rounder than before, and I always feel very close to myself.

"That's the magic method." Qian Duo said, "It's not a great magic method, it's just a blindfold method. The monsters use it to comfort themselves, which is to make the moon look closer to them, so that they will have the illusion that cultivation will be easier. .”

Xie Yun didn't know what to say.

I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that the monsters are a little silly.

"Boss, aren't you scared?" Because it was night and there was no light around, Qian Duo's eyes glowed with a strange yellow light. His yellow eyes stared at Xie Yun, coupled with the gust of wind, it really made people shudder .

Qian Duo comforted without realizing it: "Boss, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

Xie Yun was silent for a few seconds: "Thank you."

You are the best protection for me if you don't scare me.

Xie Yun thought of a question as he walked: "This place is so gloomy, can there be ghosts?"

Qian Duo shook his head: "Ghosts don't come here. There are so many monsters here. Aren't they here just to serve them as lunch and kill them?"

Xie Yun: "Monsters still eat ghosts?"

Qian Duo explained: "It's not that they eat ghosts, it's that ghosts are too weak, and they can easily absorb ghosts together during cultivation, like the evil ghosts encountered by the human race, they don't know how many years they have to practice before they can have a real body." .”

"It must have existed for thousands of years, but it's not very useful. At most, it will scare you when you go to the toilet and steal your toilet paper."

Xie Yun: "..."

Very good, starting today he has a new understanding of ghosts.

It's too pitiful to go to the toilet and scare people to steal toilet paper for fun.

"If they are lucky and meet a Taoist priest or monk who is really good, they may be saved. If they are unlucky, they will hang around until they disappear into the world, or they will be swallowed by other ghosts or monsters." Qian Duo Give Xie Yun science popularization while walking.

"Have you ever played the game of big fish eating small fish? It's useless for the monsters to eat ghosts, but it's much easier for ghosts to eat ghosts. The more you eat, the more powerful you become."

"Besides, ghosts can't digest, and they are all trapped in his body, so the more powerful the ghost, the bigger the stomach." Qian Duo touched his arm and said disgustedly, "This kind of ghost is the dirtiest. The filthy air is the heaviest, and if you encounter it, you will suffer bad luck for several days."

Xie Yun was curious: "Then does the ghost in his stomach still have self-awareness?"

Qian Duo: "Ghosts don't have self-awareness. They rely entirely on instinct. They have no memory and no consciousness. Whatever habits they had during life, they will also have the same habits after death."

"However, there are also conscious ones. The probability of this is very small, one in ten million." Qian Duo said, "Anyway, I have lived so long that I have never encountered it."

Xie Yun nodded. Anyway, he didn't understand it very well, so he took it as an increase in knowledge.

The more you go up, the heavier the humidity, the colder it is, Xie Yun rubbed his arms, trying to warm himself up.

Qian Duo stopped suddenly: "Here we are."

As he spoke, he took Xie Yun and hid behind a tree.

This tree is not tall, but the leaves are thick and lush, which can completely cover their bodies.

Under the moonlight at night, Xie Yun poked his head out quietly to observe.

There is a flat land less than 30 meters away from them, without a single tree, but the grass grows well.

Xie Yun held his breath when he saw the scene in front of him.

A group of small animals knelt on the ground with their hind limbs folded together, their heads facing the moon.

And you can tell it's a cub at a glance.

Little rabbits, kittens, and little lions and tigers, the most conspicuous of which is the black and white baby panda, and the funniest thing is the tortoise - it is very difficult to do the same movements as its companions, and because of its size, it is very Difficult, kept falling, then got up and kept falling.

The largest of these cubs was a young wild boar, but it was also tiny.

The smallest one is the hamster, if it weren't for Xie Yun's good eyesight, he wouldn't be able to see it at all.

Although Xie Yun thinks that he doesn't know what cuteness is, but at this moment, his heart is about to be cut off.

The red-eyed little rabbit opens and closes its three-petal mouth while worshiping the moon, how cute it looks.

There is also a young child who rolls, rolls halfway to the ground, picks his feet and belly, and continues to get up after picking.

The little rabbit should be the leader. It is more self-disciplined than the other small animals and has not moved much.

Qian Duo was also taken aback, and whispered in Xie Yun's ear: "Cubs of this size usually won't leave home."

"Unless they are abandoned by the clan, or are orphans, they can't find their own clan at all."

Gun Gun started picking his feet again, rolling on the grass while picking his feet, knocking the rabbit who was worshiping the moon in the front to the ground.

The rabbit lay on the ground with its butt in the air, its little white tail trembling, and its ears trembling, then it immediately jumped up, stopped worshiping the moon, and said, "Why are you hitting me!?"

Gun Gun looked confused: "I didn't do it on purpose, I never thought of bumping into you."

The tortoise next to him testified to Gun Gun: "He rolled over by accident."

Xie Yun almost laughed, but he held back.

The little white rabbit looked at Gun Gun suspiciously. This black and white bear has become lawless since he knew that he is a national treasure in this country. The specific manifestation is that he is unwilling to practice. He eats and sleeps every day, and picks his feet except for pooping.

The little white rabbit said righteously: "This is our good opportunity! There is immortal energy here! Then we can cultivate human form as soon as possible!"

Gun Gun kicked his own foot, not that interested, but he didn't dare to resist the little white rabbit, so he could only say pitifully, "Oh."

So a group of children looked at each other and continued to kneel on the ground to worship the moon.

Xie Yun has been turned over by cuteness.

Qian Duo looked at Xie Yun's expression, and said to Xie Yun, "Boss, my original form is cuter than all of them."

Xie Yun: "..."

Compared with cubs, it is estimated that only money can do it.

The author has something to say: Golden Egg: Me!Golden egg!cutest!

Di Jun: Yes, golden eggs are the cutest.

Xie Yun: Yes, golden eggs are the cutest.

Qian Duo (poor): I'm pretty cute too.

Lin Chao (touching his head): You are the cutest.