I woke up with an egg

Di Jun thought he was hallucinating.

As a result, Xie Yun poured tea and sighed: "I don't know what Nezha said to Jindan, Jindan is now arguing to marry and have a child."

Di Jun pursed his lips slightly: "What does it have to do with you and me getting married?"

Xie Yun: "He specified that he wants you to marry me, but it's not a problem. The two men can't get a marriage certificate. I'll find a fake one online and make one."

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun also felt that he was very smart, and proudly said: "Anyway, Jindan doesn't understand this now, it will be fine when he grows up, and now he is just coaxing him."

Di Jun suddenly said: "We have the marriage certificate, what about the ring and the wedding ceremony?"

Xie Yun had a pure face: "You can also buy rings, let's forget about weddings, then it would be too much trouble, and it would be bad if everyone knew about it."

Di Jun was expressionless. This was the first person he had met in tens of thousands of years who wanted to marry him in a fake way.

At this moment, he wanted to pry Xie Yun's brain open to see what his brain circuit had grown into.

Xie Yun put down the teacup he was holding, and pulled Dijun's clothes, with worry and seriousness written in his eyes: "If you want to refuse, refuse me later in front of Jindan."

With that said, Xie Yun brought the tea to Tai Yi.

Tai Yi was watching the TV in the hotel, he watched Xie Yun come in, took the teacup and opened his mouth and boasted: "The human race is really smart, you watch the TV, except it's a little smaller, it's similar to the Kunlun Mirror of the Heavenly Court, that is, it's smaller point."

Xie Yun looked proud - after all, he is also a human race, so he is happy to be praised by the gods, so he said modestly: "It's not very good yet, but we will continue to work hard, and strive to let Tianting also install it one day." television."

Taichi: "Good ambition!"

Xie Yun touched the back of his head with a smirk still on his face.

Tai Yi was about to say something more, but when he looked up, he happened to meet Di Jun who was standing behind Xie Yun. The two brothers had been together for tens of thousands of years, and seeing each other's faces made them almost throw up. Tai Yi Looking at the expression on his brother's face, he shut his mouth wisely.

So what...he came down to relax, not to fight.

Although he is No. 1 under the sage, he is not afraid of Di Jun in terms of force, but he is a younger brother after all.

It is reasonable for the elder brother to beat the younger brother, but it is reasonable for the younger brother to beat the elder brother... It is estimated that he will be sprayed with doubts by a group of Taoists in the Heavenly Court.

There is no shortage of trolls in Tianting.

It's just that they were a little more elegant, and they followed him every day, saying some specious things, and after they finished speaking, they asked with a smile on their faces: "Do you understand?"

If they didn't understand the answer, they continued to babble.

If he understood the answer, they insisted on him telling him that he was ugly.

Xie Yun saw that Taiyi stopped talking, so he said seriously: "Our side is relatively quiet, if you need to go down the mountain to play, remember to say hello to me in advance."

"The gods living in our hotel are Zhao Gongming, Nezha, Suixing, Weaver Girl, Rabbit God, Seven Fairies and Broom Star come here occasionally."

Tai Yi was a little surprised: "Broom star?"

Xie Yun nodded.

Tai Yi smiled and said: "I have heard the legend about her, but I have never seen the real person."

Mrs. Ma is also very famous in the Tianting. He has no choice but to be named a broom star by his ex-husband. No matter how you look at it, it is miserable.

"Sister Ma will come here occasionally." Xie Yun said, "She is very busy and has to let others go bankrupt every day."

Speaking of this, Xie Yun is still a little selfish. After all, the hotel business is not very good now. If Sister Ma comes here often, he probably won't be able to bear it.

Tai Yi glanced at Di Jun again, Di Jun frowned slightly, his lips were slightly pursed, his expression looked the same as usual, but Tai Yi's heart tightened.

His elder brother has always been emotionally restrained since he was born, but his temper is not good, on the contrary he can be called very bad.

But probably because he didn't talk much, and because he didn't have any expression, many Yaozu thought that Di Jun just seemed to have a bad temper, but he was actually very talkative.

However, the iron-clad facts tell all living beings.

Yao Dijun, not only does he look bad-tempered, he really has a bad temper.

Although he didn't know where he had offended his elder brother, but Tai Yi had his own solution, he said to Xie Yun in a gentle voice: "I want to rest alone for a while, you don't need to worry about me, just go on your own."

Xie Yun smiled and said, "Okay, just call me internally if you have anything to do."

Tai Yi breathed a sigh of relief when Xie Yun and Di Jun walked out of the room together.

Although he didn't know what happened, he could clearly feel that Di Jun was nervous about that human race.

Tai Yi touched the remote control of the TV, and said to himself: "You are a bachelor for ten thousand years, are you going to get out of the single before me?"

Xie Yun went to find Zhao Gongming.

Zhao Gongming is educating the golden egg before breaking its shell. Compared with Nezha, Zhao Gongming is simply a clean stream.

"This one, this one is oh, this one is Yi." Zhao Gongming was taking the golden egg to recognize the pinyin.

The golden egg is very smart. Zhao Gongming said it once, and the golden egg can basically remember it. Zhao Gongming touched the golden egg shell and sighed: "The golden egg is really smart."

The golden egg is also very proud: "I am the smartest, the smartest egg in the world!"

Zhao Gongming smiled and said, "How about accepting my uncle as a godfather when the golden egg breaks its shell?"

Jindan thought for a while: "Okay."

"Brother Zhao, I'm here to pick up the golden egg." Xie Yun walked over.

Zhao Gongming handed the golden egg into Xie Yun's arms, his eyes were full of love, Zhao Gongming said to Xie Yun: "When the golden egg breaks its shell, I will protect the golden egg."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Dharma protector?"

Zhao Gongming smiled and said: "The golden egg is not an ordinary egg. When it breaks its shell, there will be a vision from the sky. If you want to deceive people, you must need a guardian."

"Then I'll trouble you." Xie Yun thanked Zhao Gongming earnestly, "You are really a kind-hearted fairy!"

Zhao Gongming said modestly: "Whatever this is, it's a trivial matter, and it's easy to do."

Xie Yun hugged the golden egg and asked in a low voice: "Yaojun's younger brother is here, his name is Mrs. Yao, but let me call him Taiyi directly. I think the name Taiyi is very familiar. I just checked it on the Internet. Taiyi is Emperor Jun." Brother, you said..."

Xie Yun's IQ went online: "Is Yao Jun the same as the Demon Emperor Jun?"

Zhao Gongming: "..."

"The weather is not bad today." Zhao Gongming showed a stiff smile to Xie Yun, "I'll go out to see the scenery. If you have any questions, it's better to ask Yaojun himself."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Gongming, who was planning to stay in the room all day and watch TV, could only walk out of the hotel.

He's not afraid of trouble, but he doesn't want to cause trouble either.

What if Di Jun beat him up?

If he directly beats away his cultivation base of thousands of years, where will he cry?

When Zhao Gongming went out, he happened to bump into Hu Tianbao who came in from the door. The two didn't know each other, but they could feel that each other was a fairy.

Hu Tianbao lowered his head, which means that he has discovered that Zhao Gongming is stronger than him and has a higher status than him.

Hu Tianbao climbed up from the underworld, and was just a ghost in the beginning.

In the words of the human race, Zhao Gongming is a top student of Jiejiao.

Hu Tianbao is a non-major student, the kind who is promoted to a junior college.

So Hu Tianbao must be shorter in front of Zhao Gongming.

"Excuse me, are you..." Hu Tianbao asked.

Zhao Gongming smiled: "My surname is Zhao, Zhao Gongming."

Hu Tianbao took the card, he stammered and said: "I, I, can you sign me?",

Zhao Gongming smiled: "Of course."

As he said that, he changed into a brush and wrote his name on Hu Tianbao's clothes.

Hu Tianbao looked at Zhao Gongming with stares in his eyes.

He has admired Zhao Gongming for many years, but he has no choice but to cut off teaching so many people, only Zhao Gongming has the ability to single out the eight masters of teaching, he is simply bullying others.

At that time, Zhao Gongming was not as good-natured as he is now. At that time, he was like Nezha, thinking that he was the best.

After his death, Zhao Gongming began to learn to be modest and humble, and at the same time, he contracted another problem-homelessness.

When he was in Tianting, he could stay in his own residence all the time, and he didn't go out much, which made many gods think that Zhao Gongming was very mysterious.

Hu Tianbao looked at Zhao Gongming's signature on his clothes, and decided to protect it well, so that he could show off to his friends when he returned to the sky.

After all, some tiny little immortals in the Heavenly Court would not be able to deal with the upper-level immortals even in another 1 years.

When Zhao Gongming left, he encouraged Hu Tianbao: "Come on."

Hu Tianbao watched Zhao Gongming leave with emotion.

His fan idol is great!

Sure enough, my idol is the best!

Zhao Gongming walked into the woods, and grinned.

Just now when I was talking to Hu Tianbao, I forgot to cover my body with fairy magic, and was bitten by a mosquito in the world. His delicate skin instantly swelled up a big bump, which was very frightening. It's itchy and painful.

The poisonous mosquitoes in the world are becoming more and more powerful now.

So Zhao Gongming healed the big bag in his hand with mana, and said to himself: "The poisons in the world must be extraordinary."

A mosquito is so toxic, let alone other poisons.

This season is when mosquitoes are rampant, and mosquitoes can spread diseases. Before summer, many people feel sick and nauseated because of mosquito bites.

Many students in Xu Jiaojiao's class asked for leave.

For the students, it is of course a good thing that they can not go to school, but they can go back to school when their health is better.

There are small red dots all over their faces, and they are densely packed, which looks very intrusive. If someone with trysophobia sees them, they will faint from fright just by looking at their faces.

The students are having a hard time. Their faces are very swollen, but they dare not scratch them. The hospital said it was allergies, but no other problems were found. They said that it will be better after a period of rest. You must remember to spray mosquito repellent when you are outdoors. Try not to go out on the grass.

But Xu Jiaojiao was not bitten, and for some reason, the mosquitoes didn't seem to approach her at all.

But in the past, she was prone to being bitten, and she would become red and swollen when bitten.

The students also discovered this, so someone came to ask Xu Jiaojiao.

"Did you use another brand of mosquito repellent water?" The girl at the same table was lying on Xu Jiaojiao's body and smelling it. "Quick and honest, what are you using?"

Xu Jiaojiao laughed out loud, "I really don't know."

She herself was also baffled, and she didn't use any mosquito repellent products, and she didn't use them because there were no mosquito bites during this period.

The classmates didn't quite believe it either, but if Xu Jiaojiao didn't say anything, they couldn't do anything.

The worst thing is that the acne in the class is more serious, plus the mosquito bites, it is even worse now, I wear a mask when I go out, and the whole body smells of mosquito repellent, which can smoke people away when I go out.

After all, the mosquito repellent was sprayed too much, and it all had a pungent smell.

When Xu Jiaojiao got home, she found that her younger brother came home early today. Her brother was six years younger than her, and he was only ten years old this year. The flesh of children is relatively tender. Xu Jiaojiao walked over and found that her brother His arms and legs were covered with little red dots.

The news is also broadcasting that this year's mosquitoes carry a new type of virus, which is being studied now, but the preliminary diagnosis is not too harmful to the human body, but because of itching and swelling after being bitten, it is recommended to go out Take protective measures.

Xu Jiaojiao's parents arrived home an hour later, and Xu's mother and Xu's father arrived home one after another.

Xu's father also has a red face and red and swollen bumps on his face, but Xu's mother has nothing on her body. Like Xu Jiaojiao, she doesn't know why.

The whole family was discussing this issue in the living room - there was no way, although Xu's father thought he was not a man who loved beauty, but ugliness and itching attacked him together, which was terrifying.

In addition, my son is also young, what if something good or bad happens if he is really bitten?

I heard that kindergartens and elementary schools are now discussing the suspension of classes.

The headmaster was also afraid that some children who were bitten would have bad luck coming to school.

After all, most of the children nowadays are spoiled and brought up. If something happened in the school, the parents could smash the school.

"I also find it strange." Xu's mother touched her husband's arm. Those little red dots were all very small bumps, which looked oozing and even more terrifying to touch. Xu's mother's own goose bumps rose.

Brother Xu looked at Xu Jiaojiao with tears in his eyes: "Sister, my arm is itchy and hurts."

Xu Jiaojiao patted her younger brother on the head: "You are a man, be patient."

Brother Xu sniffed and clenched his fists: "Patience!"

Xu's father asked his wife: "You and Jiaojiao are not bitten, why? But Jiaojiao and I have the same blood type."

Mother Xu didn't know either.

After a while, Mother Xu suddenly said: "Could it be because of the facial cleanser and hand sanitizer that Jiaojiao brought back? I tried it last night and found it very moisturizing and smells good. Other than that Other than that, it’s no different than usual.”

Dad Xu thought for a while: "Then I will use it today, let Xiaofan use it too."

So this father Xu, who considers himself a rough man, used a mask and facial cleanser for the first time in his life-he usually used soap.

He went to work the next day, and when he arrived at the company, Dad Xu found that he hadn’t been bitten on the way here, and the red spots on his face and arms had disappeared. He was very surprised, and his colleagues also noticed the abnormality of Dad Xu .

"Why didn't you get bitten?"

"It was so miserable yesterday, did you lose all your bags?"

"Tell me what medicine it is? Treat you to dinner tonight."

"The windows of my house were not closed last night. I basically didn't sleep all night. When I closed my eyes, I could hear the sound of mosquitoes in my ears. My body was so itchy. If I wasn't too poor, I would definitely ask for leave today."

It was the first time that colleagues gathered around Papa Xu with such enthusiasm, which made Papa Xu very flattered.

So Dad Xu talked about facial cleanser and hand sanitizer, and said: "When my daughter went to a hotel before, there was an employee who could make these things by hand. It is very useful for treating acne, so my daughter has been insisting on it. use."

"I didn't expect it to have this effect besides treating acne."

"Is it expensive? How much is it? I heard that handmade things are very expensive."

"That's all my salary."

"Is there a tb shop?"

Father Xu asked his daughter last night, and he replied: "The facial cleanser is three hundred and one cans, and the hand sanitizer is two hundred and one bottles."

"It's not expensive, and I can still afford it. By the way, can it really cure acne?"

"I've seen Jiaojiao, and it really can cure acne. Jiaojiao still looks very beautiful without acne."

Xu's father was also very happy when his daughter was praised: "Hey, my daughter is good at this, and has absorbed the advantages of me and her mother."

Colleagues continued to compliment a few words, and then went to the Internet to find information.

Just when Xie Yun was holding the golden egg to look for Di Jun, a notification sound came from the phone suddenly, and it kept ringing, with only a second gap, because Xie Yun had turned on the vibration, so the phone was on the side of his trouser pocket Ring and vibrate.

In addition, Xie Yun was holding the golden egg with both hands, and he could never put the golden egg on the ground, so he could only let the phone go like this.

When the phone rang for a long time, it automatically turned off the ringer, leaving only the vibration.

As he walked through the corridor, the guests all turned to look at Xie Yun.

There was doubt in his eyes.

And some customers with dirty hearts discussed with their friends in a low voice: "Do you want to remind the boss, his vibrating voice is really loud."

"Now the vibrating eggs are quite loud."

The guest was shocked: "Did you use it?"

The friend also looked shocked: "Have you never used it?"

The two looked at each other.

"It is estimated that the boss will react soon."

Xie Yun opened the door of Di Jun's room, walked in, put the golden egg on the bed, and then took it out to look at it.

It was all text messages, and there were more than a dozen missed calls.

Xie Yun inexplicably clicked on the text message. It turned out that Xie Yun didn't read the WeChat private message, so those who wanted to buy facial cleanser and hand sanitizer could only contact Xie Yun's mobile phone number in the WeChat introduction.

After seeing the text message, Xie Yun opened Weibo, and after thinking twice, he closed it.

Although the effects of what Hu Tianbao did are very good, but after all, it is a three-no product and has not been tested. If he sells it rashly, he is afraid of getting a lawsuit.

It would be miserable to get into a lawsuit.

It's okay for someone to come to the hotel to buy, but for online shopping or something, ordinary people like Xie Yun dare not.

If he had to squat in the classroom for a few days because of this, he would have imagined that the local news headlines would read like this——

"Shocked, the owner of the hotel on the mountainside did such a thing! The man is sad, and the woman is crying!"

That's a shame.

So Xie Yun replied text messages to the senders one by one, saying that these items will not be sold to the public, but they can come to buy.

At this time, Xie Yun didn't know yet that the fact that he was stuffed with vibrating eggs and walked in the hotel with a calm expression had become a legend.

Di Jun walked in from the door.

Jindan swayed on the bed and said loudly, "Hold me, Daddy hug me."

Di Jun really picked up the golden egg.

Xie Yun put away his mobile phone, he cleared his throat, and began to perform sincerely. He first walked up to Di Jun, then looked at Jindan with his affectionate eyes, and then moved to Di Jun's face.

After completing these preparations, Xie Yun said to Di Jun with his magnetic and tender voice: "Master Yao Jun, can you marry me?"

Jin Dan was very excited, probably because he thought his father was too shy, so he still whispered encouragement: "Jie, dad, Jie Jie."

Di Jun suddenly said, "Okay."

Xie Yun smiled and said to Jindan: "You see, this is what your father said, so don't blame dad."

and many more?

Xie Yun stood there stiffly.

However, he only froze for a few seconds.

It seems that Yaojun is still considerate of him. As a god, he is willing to fake marriage with himself at his own request to make his children happy. Such a noble and great sentiment!

As for whether Yao Jun and Yao Tai are the Demon Emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, Xie Yun is not going to get to the bottom of it.

If people don't say it, someone must be thinking about it, he just needs to be stupid.

Just when Xie Yun was about to say something.

Jin Dan suddenly said: "I want a token of love! I want it!"

Xie Yun: "..."

Baby, this is going to kill Dad, where can I find a token of love now?

Just when Xie Yun was about to use two handkerchiefs to make ends meet, Di Jun suddenly took out something from his arms.

Xie Yun didn't recognize it until he showed it in front of Xie Yun.

This is a comb. I don’t know where Dijun found it. This comb is pure black, but as long as there is light on it, there will be a golden streamer when the comb is turned. It doesn’t look plastic at all, like It is the most beautiful jade.

But Xie Yun had never seen such a pure black jade.

Di Jun handed over the comb: "Take it."

Xie Yun took it with such a dazed expression.

Xie Yun found that he couldn't hide, so he could only take out the embroidered handkerchief. This handkerchief is the best embroidery work of Xie Yun. When he was full, the silk thread was also given to him by Zhinu.

Understated and gorgeous.

After sending it out, Xie Yun realized that this handkerchief matched Di Jun's temperament inexplicably.

Di Jun was also very satisfied.

The handkerchief is also called Ropa, and it was used to express love in the early years, with an inexplicable meaning of lingering.

As for the comb—

Tie hair with one heart and comb it as a gift.