I woke up with an egg

Just when Zhao Feng was about to say the second half of the sentence, he suddenly felt a chill, as if a dark wind was blowing across thousands of miles, making him chill all over.

Xie Yun looked at the way Zhao Feng closed his mouth after half a sentence inexplicably, and asked strangely: "What's wrong? Why don't you say half of it?"

Zhao Feng smiled awkwardly: "It's nothing, I was just joking with you."

"That's fine, you have a good rest, I'm not in a hurry about the contract, you eat first." Xie Yun rubbed the back of his head, ready to go to the room to take a nap.

The business of the hotel is not very good recently, but it is full of people who come to eat every day. They also spoke highly of Xie Yun's cooking skills, as they said: "If I had known that the food here is so delicious , I will definitely book your hotel, but there is no way, it costs several hundred a night, I am a group room, I thought I found a cheap one, and it would be too bad if I didn’t go to stay.”

Most people are like this, and they complain why Xie Yun didn't put the hotel on Meituan.

At this time, Xie Yun could only reply with an embarrassed yet polite smile: "Actually, I also joined."

He really joined!

He is still selling melons to the very shameless Wang Po in the introduction column, but if nothing else, the number of views is pitifully low.

It's been a month since I joined, and I haven't had a single visitor from Meituan.

Those who live in the hotel now have all been here before.

It's the acquaintance effect.

"Buy promotions." Qian Duo suggested to Xie Yun with a sad face, "It's not expensive to buy promotions, is it?"

Xie Yun called a friend from the university. This friend now owns a gardening cafe and has more experience in this field.

After Xie Yun finished the call, Qian Duo came forward curiously and asked, "How is it? I think the promotion is still very reliable."

Xie Yun shook his head: "A day's promotion fee is several hundred, and the effect of the promotion is not based on the actual customers, but on the number of clicks, that is to say, there are hundreds or even thousands of clicks a day, but only two customers download. I have to pay several hundred... I don’t even earn that much! Give up, give up”

Qian Duo also followed with a frowning face: "Then what should we do, will we still have chicken for next month?"

Because the exterior wall of the hotel needs to be repaired and repainted and tiled, the labor and cost will add up to more than 20 yuan, which does not include the cost of internal maintenance.

The hotel is so dilapidated that Xie Yun is too embarrassed to ask Di Jun for help.

Yao Junda helped him clean his room and take care of his children, and he didn't need wages. No matter what, he couldn't go too far.

Anyway, all the money from selling cloth this time has to go in. Xie Yun plans to rebuild the garden and open a piece of land behind the hotel for farming. Maybe a project can be developed so that tourists can experience the joy of farming—if it is true If someone wants to.

Every place needs to spend money. Xie Yun pinched Qian Duo's face. If you have more money, you will eat more at the latest, and if you eat well, the flesh on your face grows at a speed visible to the naked eye.

If Xie Yun hadn't known that Qian Duo was a weasel, he would have thought that Qian Duo was a hamster.

Qian Duo was not angry when Xie Yun pinched his face, but instead looked at Xie Yun with a smile, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

Xie Yun hurriedly let go, how could he forget that Qian Duo is a nympho!

Qian Duo rolled his eyes, and he smiled at Xie Yun and said, "Boss, I have an idea."

Xie Yun suddenly became vigilant: "What do you want?"

"Hey." Qian Duo grabbed the hem of Xie Yun's clothes and said coquettishly, "Why do you miss me so much? Could it be that it's not beneficial for me to come up with ideas?"

Xie Yun was expressionless.

Qian Duo is getting closer and closer to Xie Yun, he has an old problem, and he really wants to rub on Xie Yun.

"Speak as you speak." Xie Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't rubbish."

Qian Duo sighed in disappointment: "I just want you to do me a favor."

Huh, it's better not to sell your beauty, Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief: "What's the matter?"

"Then what, didn't you say that I have a date?" Qian Duo was a little shy, he said coyly, "Can you tell me? I think I'm ready to fall in love."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, he thought for a while: "It's not easy to reveal this, but that person's name is two characters, and he is in the hotel."

Did he make it clear enough?

This is equivalent to explicit.

Qian Duo's face changed drastically: "No way!"

Xie Yun comforted: "Fate is here, and it can't be stopped."

Unexpectedly, Qian Duo was not comforted, but clenched his fist like a strong man cutting his wrist and said, "I will work hard!"

"Then what is your method?" Xie Yun asked.

Qian Duo: "Live broadcast! You don't know, there are a lot of good-looking dogs now, and they are all like me. They can't walk when they see good-looking people. There are so many handsome guys in our hotel, so we are not afraid of not being attractive."

Wo Ri, why didn't I think of such a simple answer?

Xie Yun touched his forehead, could it be that he has become stupid because he is too busy recently.

"Comrade Qian Duo." Xie Yun said to Qian Duo solemnly, "The organization has a glorious and arduous task to entrust to you."

Qian Duo had long guessed that since he made this suggestion, the work would definitely be on him, so he patted his chest and promised: "The task must be completed!"

His favorite thing to do every day is to watch handsome guys on the live streaming app.

Although I know that this kind of app is turned on for beauty, and the value of the real person's appearance will be discounted, but for Yangou, it doesn't matter if the beauty is not turned on, as long as it looks good!

Anyway, it's just a feast for the eyes, and it's impossible to have anything to do with the anchor.

In the corridor, Zhao Feng could finally eat, and it would be cold if he didn't eat any more.

Although he ate a lot of breakfast, he was very hungry now, fried dough sticks and soy milk were still not enough for Zhao Feng.

As a carnivore, Zhao Feng can eat white rice and meat for three meals a day.

Especially braised pork, which is simply the most delicious food in the world.

Zhao Feng picked up a chopstick of vegetarian chicken, the color of the vegetarian chicken was so heavy that it couldn't be seen that it wasn't meat just from the outside.

He put it in his mouth and took a bite.

It is very tough and chewy, like eating a butcher shop, but it has more moisture than a butcher shop.

Slightly spicy, a little sweet.

It tastes like spicy chicken, but it doesn't have that heavy spicy taste.

When eating in the mouth, the chewing action cannot be stopped at all. Every time you chew, you can feel the food dancing on the taste buds, making people unable to stop the action.

It's so fragrant, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes, and the more you chew, the more flavorful it becomes.

what is this?

Zhao Feng was thinking while eating.

When he came back to his senses, there was only white rice left on the plate.

Zhao Feng: "..."

So he went to the restaurant to order another dish, this time he remembered to eat.

It happened to be Hu Niu who was ordering food in the restaurant. He asked, "What is this dish called? What is it made of? Why can't I eat it?"

Hu Niu: "Vegetarian chicken, soy products."

Zhao Feng was taken aback. He had eaten vegetarian chicken, but he could definitely taste beans, unless the seasoning was heavy. However, the taste of this vegetarian chicken is relatively light, but it tastes like eating meat. , even more fragrant than meat.

As a senior foodie, Zhao Feng can't sit still. If he can keep his mouth shut, even though there are system problems, he will definitely not be as fat as he is now: "The chef in your hotel is good, can I meet you? I don't care I just want to praise him face to face and give him a little more praise."

Hu Niu said inexplicably: "The chef of our hotel is the boss."

Zhao Feng was stunned: "Your boss is so versatile?"

Hu Niu was a little proud, and said proudly: "That is, our boss can not only cook, but also embroider, and also do handicrafts. Have you seen the farmland in the yard? Our boss has to hoe every day." Planting vegetables in the ground and watering them is awesome, right?"

Zhao Feng was dumbfounded: "You're not talking about your boss, you're talking about a triathlete, right?"

"Believe it or not." Hu Niu didn't explain, "If you don't believe me, I'll let you down."

Zhao Feng fell into self-doubt.

Why didn't he see so many advantages in the boss?

Besides, he looks so thin and good-looking, what do he do with these things?

Originally, he had an advantage over himself in appearance, and he was so versatile. If there were a few more people like this in this world, would he still want to live?

People are more popular than dead people!

Xie Yun is embroidering at the moment, he can't bother Zhinu, he has already promised to give ten pieces to others, now there are only six pieces, and he has to embroider four more, he feels that his wrists are not his own anymore, if this continues, His two girlfriends must be abolished.

While Xie Yun was conscientiously embroidering, Hu Da suddenly ran over.

He didn't speak, just sat next to him, with his mouth pouted, he could tell he was in a bad mood.

Xie Yun could only put down his needle and thread, and asked like a caring big brother: "What's wrong with you? What happened to you?"

When someone asked, Hu Da immediately said, "It's just that there is a lot of money. He just ran to me and Jiang Xiao and pestered Jiang Xiao to talk. Jiang Xiao is a nice person, so I can only talk with him."

Hu Da's expression was extremely aggrieved: "What do you think he is pestering Jiang Xiao for? Could it be that he has a crush on Jiang Xiao?"

Qian Duo is too fraternal, and Hu Da is very worried: "There is no one in this hotel that he has not taken a fancy to."

There is no way, who said that the people in the hotel are all good-looking.

A nympho like Qian Duo basically loves the other when he sees one.

Xie Yun: "... Is there some misunderstanding?"

If Jiang Xiao had a lot of money, he should have entangled him long ago. How could he make a move now?

and many more!

Xie Yun's eyes widened.

Could it be that……

The people in the hotel, with two-character names, are equal to Jiang Xiao?

Xie Yun held his forehead, what a desperate misunderstanding.

Hu Da was still saying: "How could he do this? Obviously I did it first."

As soon as the words fell, Hu Da's throat choked up, and tears were still in the corners of his eyes.

"I'll ask." Xie Yun said quickly, "I'll ask for you, don't cry."

Hu Xiaoxiao said: "Actually, I can't accept it, but I'm a little sad. I saw it on the Internet. Everyone said that if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head, but I'm still very sad."

Xie Yun was fascinated: "Everything on the Internet is just a joke, everyone is joking, don't take it seriously."

"Really?" Hu Da raised his head instantly, and then patted his chest, "It scared me to death, so let me just say, the human race has entered the modern society now, and you can't have three wives and four concubines."

Hu Da, who was comforted by Xie Yun, became happy again.

This vixen is really pure and unpretentious.

Xie Yun didn't know whether to laugh or not.

When Xie Yun went to look at it, the money was almost stuck on Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao's expression was very embarrassing. When he saw Xie Yun, his eyes were full of desire to survive, as if Xie Yun had a holy light on his head at this moment and became a true god.

"Cough." Xie Yun coughed.

Only then did Qian Duo turn his head and see Xie Yun, and he smiled at Xie Yun with an embarrassing expression.

Jiang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Xie Yun, "Boss, I'm going back to my room first."

Xie Yun nodded: "Go."

Xie Yun looked at Qian Duo, the smile on the corner of Qian Duo's mouth gradually froze, and he said to Xie Yun with a sad face, "I really can't do it."

Xie Yun said intoxicated, "Why do you think it's Jiang Xiao?"

Qian Duo was shocked: "Isn't it him?!"

Xie Yun was really drunk: "Think about it carefully, who else is there?"

Qian Duo counted on his fingers, Xie Yun listened carefully, but Qian Duo counted all the sweeping aunts, but still didn't say Lin Chao's name.

Now Xie Yun understands, Qian Duo is not unclear, but unwilling to believe that person is Lin Chao.

"Is Lin Chao okay?" Xie Yun asked suddenly.

Qian Duo nodded, then shook his head, looking very conflicted.

After all, this is someone else's business, and Xie Yun didn't plan to take it too seriously.

But Xie Yun still reminded: "You go and apologize to Jiang Xiao and Hu Da yourself, Hu Da is almost mad at you."

Qian Duo nodded, looking very pitiful.

Xie Yun couldn't hold back, and pinched Qian Duo's face again.

Qian Duo didn't resist, he asked in a low voice, "Then don't tell him."

Xie Yun: "Who is he?"

Qian Duo's face slowly turned red, and he said, "Hey, I knew it, you just wait to see my jokes."

Xie Yun shook his head: "It's not funny."

At this moment, Hu Tianbao happened to be passing by. He hadn't been in the hotel for the past two months. He just came back and was dressed differently from when he left. He was wearing a set of casual clothes. It will look too strong, wearing a black sportswear, it looks a bit rebellious.

"Brother Hu." Xie Yun greeted him, "How long will you stay this time?"

Hu Tianbao smiled, showing his standard white teeth, and said with a smile: "If I'm not mistaken, I will stay in the hotel from now on."

Xie Yun was a little strange: "Aren't you looking for someone anymore?"

Hu Tianbao: "I can't find it, but it can be calculated that he should come to this hotel in the near future."

Anyway, most of the gods can tell fortunes, Xie Yun is used to it: "Your room is still the same one, you can go to the front desk to get the key."

Hu Tianbao: "OK."

"Yes." When Hu Tianbao was about to leave, he suddenly turned his head and said to Xie Yun, "Do you like pink or pink?"

Xie Yun was puzzled: "I like Zhenghong."

Hu Tianbao touched his chin and left.

Xie Yun was at a loss, completely confused, and was about to go back to continue embroidering. Di Jun walked up to Xie Yun with the golden egg in his arms. Di Jun skillfully handed the golden egg into Xie Yun's arms and rushed to Xie Yun. Said: "You take care of the golden eggs, and I will pick them up."

Xie Yun: "Pick up who?"

Di Jun replied: "My younger brother, Mrs. Yao."

Until Di Jun left, Xie Yun was still in a daze.

The name Yaotai sounds really weird.

It is rare for Jindan to stay with Xie Yun, he is very excited, because there is the golden egg, so Xie Yun can't go to embroider, so he hugs the golden egg and plays in the room, saying it is to play, but in fact it is talking with Jindan say.

Jindan's voice is very cute, with a milky voice, as sweet and soft as toffee: "Dad, do you like me?"

Xie Yun was so cute, he kissed the golden egg: "Of course, Dad likes golden eggs the most."

Jin Dan asked again: "Father, do you like Daddy?"

Children's liking is very simple, so Xie Yun replied: "I like it."

Jindan asked innocently: "Then when will you get married? Brother Nezha said, if you don't get married, I will be an illegitimate child and I won't be able to inherit the inheritance in the future."

Xie Yun: "..."

What did Nezha teach Jindan?

What the hell is an inheritance!

"Baby, you have to fight for your own future, relying on your father is not a good man." Xie Yun educated, "And my father doesn't have anything valuable, even if you can inherit it, you can't inherit anything."

Jindan didn't understand anyway, and just said, "But I don't want to be an illegitimate child."

Xie Yun touched the golden egg: "Is marriage..."

Jin Dan burst into tears: "I don't want to be an illegitimate child, and I don't want to be a bad egg. I want a father, a father, and a married child!"

Xie Yun's head was full of black lines, and he was very desperate.

Jindan asked while sobbing: "Father, I can't breathe from crying."

Xie Yun coaxed: "The golden egg will stop crying, okay?"

Jin Dan: "Then I won't cry, but Dad, you have to marry Dad."

Xie Yun is still struggling: "Is getting married..."

The golden egg wailed again.

Xie Yun quickly said: "Baby, don't cry, what should you do if you cry? Then, Dad will ask your father when the time comes. If your father doesn't want to, stop this matter, okay?"

The golden egg shouted: "Daddy is the best! I like daddy the most. When I break my shell, I will buy new clothes for daddy."

Because the golden egg is an egg, the biggest wish of the golden egg at this stage is to be able to wear nice clothes besides being married and having children.

Xie Yun was still a little moved, he held the golden egg in his arms, and this time he kissed it hard: "Our golden egg is the cutest egg in the world."

Jin Dan giggled: "Daddy is cute too."

At this time, Xie Yun raised his head and saw a bright white light in the sky. Because it was daytime, this white light was almost invisible. If Xie Yun had good eyesight, he might not be able to see it either.

There are always some visions when immortals go down to earth, Xie Yun is used to it.

This must be Yao Jun's younger brother.

After all, he is Yaojun's younger brother, Xie Yun has received so much care from Yaojun, and is determined to make Mrs. Yao feel at home.

"There will be an uncle coming later, he is your father's younger brother, Jindan should behave well." Xie Yun said to Jindan.

The golden egg shook: "Got it, dad said, I'm cute, everyone likes me."

After finishing speaking, Jindan emphasized one side: "I, Jindan, is cute!"

Xie Yun was amused by the golden egg, why does it feel so similar—I, Qin Shihuang, pay for money!

Di Jun led Tai Yi into the hotel.

The two brothers stood side by side, and hardly anyone could take their eyes off them.

Taiyi and Dijun look very similar, but their temperaments are completely different. Taiyi has a smile on his face and a gentle and elegant appearance, and Dijun with a cold face is very friendly.

"Xie Yun." Tai Yi accurately called the name of Xie Yun who was walking over, and then stretched out his hand to Xie Yun.

Xie Yun held it quickly, and said with a smile, "Did Yao Jun tell you?"

Taiyi smiled and said: "You don't need to use an honorific title, just call me Taiyi in private."

Xie Yun was stunned for two seconds, why did the name Taiyi sound familiar?

Tai Yi glanced around the hotel, Hu Da and Hu Er were shivering in the corner of the lobby, and the two brothers hugged each other to keep warm.

After Xie Yun led Tai Yi and Di Jun away, Hu Er whispered to Hu Da: "My legs are weak."

Hu Da nodded, deeply convinced: "I almost peed in fright."

Hu Er: "Why are we all brothers, and we are just like this?"

Hu Da shook his head, expressing that he didn't know either.

Xie Yun opened the door. This room is one of the most luxurious single rooms in the hotel. There are only four luxurious single rooms on the first floor and the second floor. It is an ordinary single room.

Tai Yi took a look at the room and was a little shocked: "The world is really developed now."

"The infrastructure of the Heavenly Court has long been outdated." Taiyi sighed, "I have reported to the person in charge of the infrastructure of the Heavenly Court before, and I have been responding since the Ming Dynasty in the world, and it has not been resolved until now. Work efficiency is really low."

Xie Yun: "Maybe it's because you want to maintain the previous change?"

Tianting engages in infrastructure or something... It means that there should be no such word as infrastructure in the dynasty, right?

Taiyi sighed: "The decoration style and architectural style of each dynasty of the human race are different. Unlike the Tianting, there is only one decoration style after so many years, and it cannot be changed."

Tai Yi: "Thoughts are too old, even the court of heaven must keep pace with the times."

Xie Yun was very supportive and said: "Yes, my small hotel also has to keep up with the trend of the times, and strive to become a trend-setter."

Tai Yi looked at Xie Yun with approving eyes: "You are right."

Xie Yun also raised his head to look at Tai Yi.

The two fell into an affectionate gaze.

this!It's the feeling of meeting a confidant!

Di Jun stood aside, his face almost turning green.

It was Tai Yi who broke this strangeness, he said to Xie Yun, "I have watched TV dramas for so many years, and I have learned a lot. Let me help you."

Xie Yun smiled shyly: "Then why are you so embarrassed?"

Taichi: "What's the matter, it's my accommodation fee."

Xie Yun coughed slightly: "Since you have said so, then I will be disrespectful."

Tai Yi waved his hand: "You don't have to be polite to me, it's a family."

Xie Yun: "A family?"

Tai Yi was taken aback, and immediately said: "Isn't there a saying in the human race? It's called being as close as a family."

Xie Yun nodded: "Then sit down for a while, and I'll make you tea."

Di Jun came out of the room with Xie Yun, and Xie Yun gave the golden egg to Zhao Gongming to help watch it.

Zhao Gongming likes golden eggs, and he doesn't feel forced, so he keeps teasing while holding golden eggs.

While making tea, Xie Yun said to Di Jun who was standing beside him, "Master Yao Jun, let me discuss something with you."

Di Jun raised his eyebrows slightly: "What's the matter?"

Xie Yun said in a normal tone: "How do you think we get married?"

The author has something to say: Xie Yun/Tai Yi: "I checked my eyes, I met the right person."

Di Jun: "Love is a ray of light, so wonderful."