I woke up with an egg

The hotel ushered in a new guest. This guest was wearing a mask and a hat, and she looked very out of place in summer. Her voice was also very strange, as if something was pinching her neck, and her words were sharp and thin.

At first, Xie Yun didn't combine her with the person who harassed her, until the guest asked gloomily, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

At that time, Xie Yun felt that the cold air was rushing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head during the day, and he shouted in fear: "Prince!"

There is no way, in Xie Yun's heart, Nezha is the most powerful force in the hotel now.

After all, he is a great Dharma protector and a natural killer. As long as Nezha is by his side, Xie Yun feels particularly safe.

Nezha came out with the game console, glanced at the strangely dressed woman, and asked nonchalantly, "You can't even deal with her? Trash."

The woman saw Nezha, but she didn't seem to respond, she pestered Xie Yun and asked, "Do you like me?"

Before Xie Yun could speak, the woman's hand grabbed Xie Yun's arm. Her hand was very white and thin, like a monster in a horror movie. Only then did Xie Yun realize that the woman's eyes had very little white, as if they were all black , Even in the daytime, it is particularly frightening.

Just when Xie Yun was about to scream, a pair of hands appeared in front of Xie Yun and grabbed Xie Yun's shoulders.

Xie Yun looked up and saw that Di Jun was right behind him. Xie Yun hugged Di Jun's arm very unscrupulously, hugged him tightly, and said aggrievedly, "Master Yao Jun, she harassed me."

Di Jun looked at the woman, and the woman flinched, she seemed to feel something, her legs were a little soft.

Under Di Jun's gaze, the woman turned into a puff of smoke with a "touch", and the smoke cleared, leaving only a weasel lying on the ground.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded, he asked in a daze: "Have I been harassed by a weasel for so long?"

The weasel's small eyes stared at Di Jun, and it said in a human language: "The villain didn't do it on purpose, I just fell in love with Boss Xie, and I didn't harm anyone."

Nezha felt that he had nothing to do, so he went back to the room with the game console.

Really, Xie Yun's force value is so strong, what's the matter always looking for him?

After cross-examination, it turns out that the weasel is just a little demon, who has only cultivated human form for more than 100 years. The weasel is a very timid race, living among humans, but never dares to reveal its true identity, but sometimes it will use its own ability to show itself. Add convenience to your life.

That's why the weasel got information about women who had been in contact with Xie Yun.

As for why it likes Xie Yun, this is really a mystery.

According to Weasel's words, it fell in love with Xie Yun at first sight, and felt that Xie Yun was his destined lover.

Xie Yun didn't even have a place to reason.

Zhinu happened to come over and saw the weasel lying on the ground. As a fairy, Zhinu still likes small animals. She knelt down and touched the weasel's fur. It was smooth and smooth, very comfortable.

She smiled and said, "This little thing is quite cute, just make it a pet for me."

The weasel stared blankly at Zhinu, almost drooling from the corner of his mouth, without any hesitation, he quickly agreed, "Okay, okay."

Xie Yun reminded Zhinu: "Sister Zhi, this weasel is not a dog, and it can fart, it stinks."

The weasel gave Xie Yun a fierce look, then turned around and acted like a baby to Zhinu.

Zhinu said with a smile: "Since you can cultivate human form, you can be regarded as having aura, so it would be appropriate to be a pet with me."

In this way, Xie Yun has nothing to say, anyway, Zhinu doesn't dislike this weasel, so what can he dislike?

In this way, Zhinu took the weasel away, and Xie Yun came back to his senses at this time, and found that he was holding Dijun's arm tightly. Xie Yun quickly let go of his hand, and belatedly said: "I just It's not really scary."

Di Jun didn't speak, just looked at him like this.

Xie Yun blushed a little: "Only a little, mainly because her eyes and hands are too scary."

Di Jun still didn't speak.

Xie Yun whispered thanks: "Thank you."

Only then did Di Jun say calmly, "You're welcome."

It wasn't until Di Jun walked away holding the golden egg that Xie Yun touched his cheek, it was hot and red, and he murmured: "It's not hot either."

It was only later that Xie Yun found out that the weasel was male and bisexual.

It is also a very powerful weasel.

After being adopted as a pet by Weaver Girl, Weasel began to change back to his original appearance. He was a pretty young man, but his back was always a little bent, which made him look a bit wretched.

The task of cleaning the guest room was handed over to the weasel. After all, the cleaning aunt was still a little hard.

And there is no need to pay the weasel.

As long as Zhinu says a word, he is willing to let the weasel jump into the sea.

After Xie Yun found out, she still sighed a little: "Before you said you liked me."

Zhao Gongming joked on the side: "Then go tell him now and let him like you again."

Xie Yun shuddered: "Forget it, it's better if no one likes it."

The weasel also has a name "Qianduo", which is very popular, but it sounds very strange, so everyone in the hotel called the weasel "Xiaoqian".

Xiaoqian has no objection, he has stayed in the hotel for a few days, and he has fully understood that this is not a place for him to set foot at all.

It's just that his ability is so weak that he can't even see the immortal energy that hangs over this hotel.

Also very unlucky.

As for the girls he sent private messages to, Xie Yun asked him to record an apology video and send them one by one.

It has been several weeks since Yang Che uploaded the video. At first, there was no response to this video. After all, Xie Yun is not a celebrity yet. But on this day, this video was pushed to the homepage, and the number of views instantly increased.

Yang Che and others, who were a little disappointed at first, have been paying attention to the number of views and comments since they posted on the homepage.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"It's really red now!"

The comments are increasing faster and faster, and so is the barrage, especially when Xie Yun in the video said: "They are the double bond of soul and body", the barrage covered Xie Yun's face more.

The good news came one after another. Chen Meng received more than 30 calls, all to book a room.

Chen Meng almost thought he was dreaming.

It's just that one of the calls was very strange. The other party liked to be able to buy fabrics of the same quality as hotel curtains and tablecloths, and even offered a price that made Xie Yun almost pee.

A piece of cloth is given to [-], but it is required that it can only be provided to him except this hotel.

He also said that he would probably come over to have an interview with Xie Yun next week.

Xie Yun grabbed Chen Meng's hand and said dreamily, "I'm going to get rich."

Chen Meng also dreamily said, "I'm going to raise my salary."

"Rise up, up up, as long as the negotiation is agreed, both you and Aunt Zhang will go up!" Xie Yun waved his hand and made a final decision, especially with the demeanor of a domineering president.

"Cough cough." A cough sounded, Xie Yun turned his head and saw that the coughing person turned out to be Sui Xing, and Sui Xing winked while coughing, making Xie Yun notice Di Jun who was walking over.

Xie Yun was very happy, told them the good news, and said with emotion: "I finally feel the benefits of being endorsed by the gods."

Suixing twisted his buttocks and moved away from Xie Yun a lot.

It was only then that Chen Meng realized that she was holding hands with Xie Yun, she quickly pulled out her hand, and quickly ran back to the front desk.

Be good, she doesn't want to be baptized by the eyes of that good-looking man who is not human.

Chen Meng glanced at it and didn't realize it. Xie Yun, who didn't know what happened, silently thought, boss, please pray for yourself.

The two men fell in love, and they didn't know what would happen, so Chen Meng could only give Xie Yun his blessing.

At this time, Di Jun was already standing beside Xie Yun, and Xie Yun's emotions were still high. He grabbed Di Jun's arm, with a smile on his face, his smile was sincere and warm, like a sun, about to shine Everything around him makes people happy for him.

Di Jun looked at Xie Yun's smiling face, for a moment, he thought his heart stopped for a second, only for one second.

At this second, Xie Yun is more dazzling than the sun's rays.

Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's shoulders and whispered, "Daddy, you often help me take care of the golden eggs. If you want anything, just tell me and I'll buy it for you, hehe."

He was so excited when he thought of the little money that was going to be in his hands soon.

There's nothing cuter than pink bills.

At least in the eyes of Xie Yun who has been poor for so long.

Yang Che and the others left at dawn the next day. They stayed in the hotel for more than two weeks and felt that it was time for them to go home. They just greeted Xie Yun and said that they would come to stay for a few days every month. God, if you are more sure, call Xie Yun and tell Xie Yun.

When he was leaving, Yang Che asked Xie Yun in a low voice: "Do you know what Zhiyun likes? I will buy her a present when I come over next time."

Xie Yun said dryly: "Brother, I advise you to give up."

Yang Che was very strange, and said in amazement: "Why? Let me tell you, I didn't get adrenaline rushing into my brain for a while, I really fell in love with her. I have never seen a girl who is more beautiful, gentle and suitable for me than her. child."

Xie Yun felt nauseous for a while, almost disgusted by Yang Che's nasty words.

But adhering to the consistent principle, Xie Yun made one last reminder.

Xie Yun patted Yang Che's shoulder and sighed: "If you can catch up with Zhiyun, I can catch up with Yaojun."

Yang Che: "...??"

Yang Che was puzzled: "Is there any connection?"

Xie Yun sighed, and looked at Yang Che lovingly: "The possibility of Zhiyun falling in love with you is probably as difficult as Yaojun becoming gay."

Yang Che: "..."

Woj, can you still use this metaphor?