I woke up with an egg

As a squat at home, besides weaving clouds and mist, Zhinu also weaves some cloth when she has nothing to do. Over the years, she has saved a lot of cloth with her embroidery on it. Changed.

Because it was too exquisite, Xie Yun looked at the tablecloth and didn't dare to place it on it, feeling that a drop of oil on it would be a blasphemy to the artwork.

Yang Che and the others didn't change their rooms because they were occupied. Zhinu changed them all while waiting for the room service.

Because they were the only guests in the hotel, Zhinu thoughtfully prepared a handkerchief and a fan for each of them.

Or double-sided embroidery.

After Yang Che and the others came back from collecting wind on the mountain, they were shocked by the scene in front of them.

The originally "simple" or even a little shabby hotel suddenly became super-evolved. The curtains are pale gold with patterns embroidered on them. The patterns shine in the sun, the brilliance flows low-key, and the colors are beautiful Huan, especially when dancing with the wind, is simply like a breathtakingly beautiful painting.

"What are you doing in a daze!" Yang Che was the first to come back to his senses, and he shouted, "Take advantage of the wind, turn on the device and start recording! This will be the beginning of our videos from now on!"

The team members came back to their senses after being yelled at by him, and hurriedly turned on the equipment.

Zhinu said to Xie Yun from the side: "Brother Yun, you are handy. I have heard Yi Ya say it. I won't teach you the simple ones. I will teach you how to embroider."

Xie Yun looked at the silver needle that Zhinu took out, and he swallowed: "...This is not very good, can you teach me how to make handicrafts?"

Weaver Girl shook her head, and looked at Xie Yun with gentle and encouraging eyes: "Embroidery requires eyesight, dexterous hands, concentration, and a high degree of aesthetics. As long as it can be embroidered beautifully, even if it's just a dog's tail grass, that's fine. It's also a work of art."

Xie Yun was silent. Although embroidery is not a patent for women, if he pinches a needle every day, will he be abnormal?

When the time comes, will you pinch your orchid fingers as soon as you speak?

Sex reassignment surgery is rare now.

Seeing that Xie Yun didn't speak, Zhinu sighed. She straightened her skirt with a sad face: "I know, I'm staying in the Heavenly Court, and I can't keep up with the trend of the world. Unlike Brother Zhao, who keeps enriching himself , and now you can become an internet celebrity, it's normal for you to look down on my embroidery work."

Saying that, Zhinu gently wiped the corners of her eyes, if there were other men present at this time, she would definitely punch Xie Yun hard, who made him make the crying beauty.

"I'll learn! Can't I learn it?" Xie Yun thought, and he was considered a gentleman, but the price was a bit high.

Zhinu immediately restrained her expression, the speed is only one or two faster than the face-changing in Sichuan opera, and she looked like that gentle and virtuous beauty again: "I have also confiscated apprentices, just like Yi Ya, you and I will remember a master-disciple You don’t need to kowtow to serve tea.”

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, thank you very much."

Zhinu covered her mouth and laughed, her laughter was soft and soft, making one's bones almost crisp.

Of course Yang Che heard it too.

He followed the prestige and saw Zhinu's face in his eyes.

Yang Che was fascinated. In his eyes, Zhinu seemed to be surrounded by pink roses. Her cheeks were the only luminous body in this hotel. When the breeze blew by, Yang Che seemed to smell a faint scent. delicate fragrance.

Seeing that Yang Che didn't move, the team members asked a little strangely: "Head, what's wrong with you?"

Yang Che said foolishly, "I'm in love."

member:"……?"

At this time, Yang Che's legs were uncontrollable and he walked up to Xie Yun and Zhinu who were chatting, and he said, "Boss, the weather is really nice today, and the moon is very round."

Xie Yun was puzzled, but asked sincerely: "Brother Yang, it's still daytime and there is no moon. Are you dizzy from work? Do you want to take a break?"

However, Yang Che acted as if he didn't hear, and asked again: "Who is this lady?"

Xie Yun: "This is my teacher, a handicraft teacher. She embroiders these curtains and tablecloths."

Yang Che looked at Zhinu obsessively: "Teacher, what's your name?"

Zhinu pursed her lips and smiled: "My name is Zhiyun."

Yang Che: "Good name! My surname is Yang, and my name is Yang Che. I don't smoke or drink, and I have no bad habits. I can go to the hall and go to the kitchen."

Zhinu was puzzled, but kept an awkward yet polite smile.

But Xie Yun could see it, how did this happen!This must be an unrequited love that ended without a cause. Let alone the cowherd, there is a gap between immortals and humans.

Although Xie Yun encouraged Zhinu to find a good relationship again, finding a human race would definitely not conform to the rules of the fairy world.

Yang Jian was able to split the mountain to save his mother, but after thousands of years in the world, only one Yang Jian appeared.

When Yang Che returned to the room in a daze, and saw the handkerchief and fan in the room, his rationality, which had finally recovered with difficulty, became confused again. Holding the handkerchief and touching the fan, he felt that his life was probably lost.

How could there be such an extraordinary woman in this world? He was finished.

Yang Che fell into the trouble of love in this room.

On that side, Xie Yun also fell into love troubles.

But it's not that he is in love with someone else, but he is in love with someone else. That person should be a young girl who followed his Weibo and chatted with him a few times, but Xie Yun swears to God, he didn't say a single ambiguous word, Amway's own hotel from beginning to end.

But the girl didn't know why, so she fell in love with him crazily. She didn't know his mobile phone number, so she called the front desk every day, specifying that she wanted to talk to Xie Yun.

Forget it, she even posted herself on Xie Yun's photo.

The PS technology is very bad, and he put his head on Sui Xing's head.

This photo was seen by Suixing first, which surprised Suixing, never expecting such a showy operation in the world.

What worries Xie Yun is not that someone likes him, after all, who grows up so old and hasn't been liked by others?

It's not that he looks unsightly, but the problem is that the other party is too crazy. The hotel's phone has been buzzing every day recently. If Chen Meng says Xie Yun is not there, the other party will call in half an hour to ask if Xie Yun is back.

Later, he gradually became a little hysterical. Chen Meng listened to the recording for Xie Yun. The conversation went like this——

"Hello, ma'am, this is Qingyun Mountain Halfway Hotel, what can I do for you?"

"Put your boss on the phone."

"Our boss is not in the hotel yet, what's your business? I can convey it for you."

"Who are you, you, who wants you to convey, what is your relationship with Xie Yun? I warn you, don't pay attention to him, he doesn't like women like you, I'm his girlfriend, if you dare to hit him, I'll break your leg!"

"Ma'am, how about it, can you call back later?"

"I can see it? You want to send me away now? Let me tell you, just wait!"

Then Chen Meng pressed the phone, and she laughed angrily: "I suspect that she not only has hallucinations, but also mania, isn't this a disease?"

Xie Yunting's scalp was numb.

Zhao Gongming was also beside him. Compared with Xie Yun, he looked much calmer. Zhao Gongming whispered, "This girl really has a personality."

Di Jun, who was holding the golden egg, happened to pass by. He saw Xie Yun and the others sitting together listening to the recording, and he also sat down. Chen Meng played back the recording a few days ago. The recording a few days ago was not so extreme, but the car wheel I keep asking, asking Xie Yun what he likes to eat, watch, play, and has he ever had a girlfriend.

He also used a word: "Is he second-hand?"

Xie Yun almost laughed: "If the majority of male and female compatriots know that they have been in love and call them second-hand, they will probably laugh angrily."

But Zhao Gongming was still quite curious: "Then Brother Yun, have you ever been in love?"

Xie Yun: "No."

He glanced at Zhao Gongming and added, "Brother Zhao, don't tell me you discriminate against virgins."

Zhao Gongming smiled: "That's impossible, let alone you, it's just..."

Without saying a word, Zhao Gongming glanced at Di Jun, and honestly closed his mouth.

This ten-thousand-year-old bachelor is simply the ancestor of the bachelor clan.

Di Jun was expressionless.

The golden egg swayed in Di Jun's arms, and he felt that his father's arm was a little tight just now.

Xie Yun asked curiously, "Who is it?"

Zhao Gongming swallowed: "I, even me, have never been in a relationship."

Thinking about the days when he was single, Zhao Gongming has been single for thousands of years more than himself, so he deserves more sympathy.

Xie Yun patted Zhao Gongming on the shoulder, sincerely: "Brother Zhao, there will be, I have to believe in your charm."

Zhao Gongming felt a line of sight fall on his shoulders, trembling.

Xie Yun was surprised: "Brother Zhao, are you cold?"

Zhao Gongming quickly said: "No, it's not cold, I'm just a little hot, I went back to the room and turned on the air conditioner."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Gongming moved his buttocks away, and walked away as if fleeing.

Xie Yun touched his arm, no, the air conditioner in the lobby is 21 degrees, how can it be hot?

That girl never revealed her real name. She hid in the Internet and bored Xie Yun to the core in the name of "love".

Yang Fei also called Xie Yun to tell Xie Yun about the incident, saying that the girls who came to live together before, as long as they posted the hotel name and photos on Weibo, they all received insulting private messages.

Yang Fei: "I'll read it to you, it's written like this "I've seen a lot of stinky women like you, green tea bitch, shameless, I want to fuck if I'm a man, dirty, smelly and disgusting, you deserve Xie Yun ?Only me, only I in this world is worthy of him, if you dare to go to this hotel again, I have countless ways to make you regret it! "."

Xie Yun slammed the case: "We must investigate and find out! Just let me bother you! What's the matter with bothering my customers? We finally have regular customers, this is death!"

Di Jun nodded in agreement.

Chen Meng was very supportive: "That's right, if this continues, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown."

In an apartment building in Hongshi, the lights are not turned on in the dark room, only the computer screen is on. If you look carefully, you can see the face of a man displayed on the computer screen. This man is Xie Yun.

"Hey, hey, husband, I'll come to you right away."

The author has something to say: Hey, the troubles of being in love.

By the way, let me popularize science for everyone, about the story of splitting the mountain to save the mother.

The information for everyone to see:

As a god of folk belief and Taoism, Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, has had a lot of legends since ancient times, even affecting the names of places and mountains.Rescuing his mother by splitting the mountain is just one of his many legends. There are "Journey to the West" and "Erlang Baojuan" etc., which record the fairy tales of him splitting Taoshan to rescue his mother.

Wu Chengen said in a poem in the book: "I saved my mother when I chopped Taoshan with an axe, and I beat the two phoenixes."

This poem is a description of Zhenjun Erlang in "Journey to the West".

PS: But as for who is ahead and who is behind, this cannot be tested, but it can be Yang Jian or Chen Xiang.

Yang Jian's mother is Yao Ji, who was trapped in Taoshan.

Chen Xiang's mother is Sanshengmu, who was trapped in Huashan.

So the uncle and nephew are very similar.

So Qiqi chose Yang Jian as the prototype of the story, because Yang Jian is an uncle.