I woke up with an egg

Every step of the visitor seems to be on everyone's heart, Xie Yun is still dubbing his footsteps in his heart, "Pa-ta, pa-ta, pa-ta...", by the fifth sound, the other party has already left It's in front of me.

Yao Jun looks very cold, unsmiling, with indifferent eyes, not easy to get close to, but his tone is very gentle: "Okay."

Xie Yun was taken aback, what's good about this one?

It was Suixing who reacted in time, poked Xie Yun's waist with his finger, and reminded: "Congee."

"Oh... oh!" Xie Yun stood up in an instant, looking like a standing soldier, the little smiley face disappeared, and he looked very serious, and he walked with the same hands and feet, which seemed a little funny.

After Xie Yun left, Yao Jun sat aside.

Zhao Gongming swallowed his saliva, and his heart was very broken. How did he know that Di Jun would come over in person?

Yao Jun showed no expression: "Where's my son?"

Zhao Gongming: "It's sleeping in the house...do you want to see it?"

Yao Jun nodded: "Alright, I came here for him this time."

Di Jun discovered Zhao Gongming's absent-mindedness. He had been in the sky for tens of thousands of years. After all, he was the former demon emperor. Although Emperor Haotian would not do anything to him, but Tiandao chose Haotian, so he lost his seat. With Yaojun's self-esteem, he really couldn't do the job of begging for a living under the hands of the younger generation, so he simply ignored everything and talked about chess with Dong Huangtai every day.

After talking about it for thousands of years, let alone Di Jun, Tai Yi was already bored, and said that he would rather watch the bloody mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama in the world than play chess anymore.

Di Jun, who couldn't find anyone to harass, just got a sense, and found that some unlucky guy in the lower realm had his cub, so he came down in a panic to take a look.

Speaking of how he feels about children, Di Jun doesn't have any.

The human race loves to spread rumors, and there are endless legends about him. At the beginning, Di Jun was a monster. Later, the human race said that Di Jun was the emperor of the human race and had a wife, Ehuang. Later, the human race finally got it right, and he was finally the demon emperor. , but Ehuang changed her name to Xihe.

He has been a bachelor for thousands of years, but he is nothing.

But it made Xi He a headache. Xi He is the daughter of the Xi He Kingdom. She was born with supernatural powers and could control the power of the sun. Later, she turned into a goddess and also the god of the sun. Now the sun is Xi He.

Xi He almost strangled Di Jun to death.

Di Jun is also very helpless, it has nothing to do with him, if the human race likes to pass it on, who will make him famous.

Originally, it wasn't the three-legged Golden Crow that was the sun.

Pushing forward a bit, Huangdi was still the sun god, and Yandi was also the sun god.

Zhao Gongming whispered: "It is said that you had ten sons, nine of them died, and now there is only one. What do you care about?"

Di Jun didn't speak, but looked at Zhao Gongming.

Zhao Gongming faltered instantly: "I'll go and give you the golden egg."

Only Sui Xing was left fidgeting in his seat, Di Jun was not something these little fairies could compare to, in front of Di Jun, Sui Xing looked very honest, his loving eyes were gone, and he shrank like a quail with.

It was really embarrassing, Suixing had nothing to say: "Why did you change your name to Yaojun?"

Di Jun: "The character of Emperor is too conspicuous. I will take the name of Yao Clan and Yao as Yao."

Suixing flattered dryly: "You're so smart."

Di Jun looked at Suixing with a look of caring for the mentally retarded.

Sui Xing sat there awkwardly, motionless.

Until Xie Yun brought breakfast over.

"Try it." Xie Yun put the food in front of Di Jun.

Di Jun glanced at Xie Yun again, he probably couldn't figure out why this human race was pregnant because of the emotion, and since Xing Tian fought against the Yellow Emperor, human men have been unable to have children.

Seeing that Di Jun was motionless, Xie Yun felt a little stiff himself.

can not be like this!His goal is to run this hotel well and become a fairy, not to be a nympho!

Xie Yun cheered herself up: "You eat, I'm going to clean the floor."

"Scrub the floor?" Di Jun frowned slightly.

Xie Yun sighed: "Yeah, I can't afford to hire a cleaner, I'm too poor."

After finishing speaking, Xie Yun cleaned up the dishes and prepared to wash the dishes and then go to brush the floor. He wanted to clean up the second floor this week.

Apart from him and the cleaning lady at the front desk, this hotel is a god. Who can he order?You can only fight by yourself.

Moreover, the cleaning aunt spends [-] yuan a month. Xie Yun felt very sorry for letting her clean with him.

Xie Yun also went out for an internship, and he hated the small business owners who don't treat their employees as human beings, and let them do 1000 yuan for more than 1 yuan!

Don't talk about ideals with him. His ideal is to not have to work, to live without worrying about food and drink, and to spend a lot of money.

Putting the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves and prepared to wash the dishes. Just as Xie Yun was dipping the dish towel in dish soap and preparing to drain the water, a shadow appeared on Xie Yun's body, scaring Xie Yun so much that he almost dropped the bowl. threw.

He turned his head, and what he saw was Yao Jun's handsome face, he almost forgot to breathe again, and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Yao Jun's eyes were complicated: "You still want to do this?"

Xie Yun turned on the faucet.

Xie Yun's head is slightly lowered, his short hair hangs down to his ears, his skin is very delicate, the tip of his nose is slightly straight, and he looks very reliable.

Yao Jun pursed his lips, and with a wave of his hand on the bowls and chopsticks, all the pots and pans were wiped out.

Xie Yun... Damn it!Finally came a capable fairy!

Bah, it is a god who is capable and can help him!

Think about Zhao Gongming, and then think about Suixing and Sister Ma. Although they are both gods, their divine power seems to have disappeared after coming here.

After being surprised for a few seconds, Xie Yun poked his nose up and said, "Actually, I feel more tired from brushing the floor..."

Di Jun didn't say a word.

But when Xie Yun climbed up to the second floor with a bucket, a brush, and the detergent he had mixed, when he was about to scrub the floor, all the floors looked brand new, all the stains disappeared, and it was as good as new.

Fuck, my own man is very useful!

Xie Yun decided in a split second to hug this thigh tightly, which reduced his workload a lot.

Xie Yun approached Di Jun, and asked in a low voice, "What position do you have in the sky? What are you doing down here? Was Nezha invited you?"

With his hands behind his back, Di Jun was thinking about what position he was in. After thinking for a few seconds, he decided to tell the truth: "Unemployed vagrant, it's my own decision to come down, and it has nothing to do with Nezha."

So Xie Yun thought that this is an ordinary god who is too idle, and he probably has a good relationship with Nezha.

As for his man's speech, it must be Nezha's nonsense.

Nezha has been holding the game console recently, and Xie Yun knows how unreliable it is.

At this time, there was a noise from downstairs. It should be that the group of little girls woke up. They must have breakfast, and it's time to earn money again.

Xie Yun quickly said: "Take a look around yourself, Nezha is resting in the room, the room number is 102, I will go down to greet the guests first."

Just as Xie Yun went downstairs to greet the guests, Zhao Gongming also held the golden egg in front of Di Jun.

Jindan is very well-behaved. Since he was born, he can only be so well-behaved under the sun's rays. He doesn't move much in Zhao Gongming's arms, and his former appearance as a little overlord is gone.

Di Jun took the golden egg from Zhao Gongming's arms, picked it up unskillfully, and even turned it upside down, probably trying to measure the weight of the golden egg.

Zhao Gongming said: "Golden eggs are very healthy, and they have to bask in the sun every day."

Di Jun touched Jindan's head: "Yes."

Jindan: Dad, you touched my son's ass!

Looking at the golden egg, Di Jun probably didn't expect his son to be an egg. Shouldn't it be the Golden Crow?

So Di Jun just looked at his son quietly, almost cross-eyed.

Zhao Gongming asked cautiously: "Are you going to live here permanently or bring the golden egg back to Heaven?"

After all, it’s not about falling in love and having a baby because of love and having a baby. Both parties have no responsibilities, but the one who is pregnant is more unlucky. If Xie Yun was not found by Nezha early, he would either throw away the golden egg or throw away the golden egg. The egg is broken—if he breaks it.

Di Jun looked at the golden egg: "Long stay."

Anyway, Tai Yi has been watching mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas recently, and I don’t think he will get tired of watching dramas for tens of years, and he will be in a daze when he returns to Tianting.

Xie Yun is greeting the guests. The girls wake up in the morning without any makeup on. A group of young and invincible girls are naked. Girls of this age, even if they are ugly, there is no limit to how ugly they are. They look good without makeup. They are like happy little sparrows, chattering and discussing What to do with this day.

"Boss, how long does it take to get to Tongtian Tower from here?" Yang Fei approached and asked.

Xie Yun: "It's probably over an hour. It hasn't rained these days, so the road is easy."

Yang Fei was discouraged: "It's been more than an hour. Is there anything I can do instead? I can't walk for that long, and my knees have been bad since I was a child."

Xie Yun thought for a while, and suggested: "If you are not short of money, walk along the path, there is a bamboo sedan chair over there, 120 for one person."

Yang Fei regained her vitality in an instant: "Thank you!"

Xie Yun: "You're welcome."

Sitting back at the dining table, Yang Fei turned on her mobile phone while waiting for the food to be served, and checked her Weibo to see what responses she had posted on Weibo. Although she is not ready to be an internet celebrity, being popular is always a good thing.

It has over [-] comments and over [-] retweets.

Yang Fei's eyes widened. Many starlets did not repost this comment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I can imagine Brother Zhuang's aggrieved eyes hahahahaha."

"Feifei, you are already famous, so let me introduce you to this little brother!"

"Yes, I have been single for more than 20 years. For the sake of being a good sister, let me introduce you."

"Looking at his looks, he should be a star, right? When did he make his debut? Is it an individual or a group? Singing or acting? Please let me know!!"

"I look familiar! I feel like I've seen it before. Let me go and look it up and see if I can find it."

In this way, Xie Yun became popular in a way that he could not imagine, at least temporarily.

At this time, the celebrity is still serving breakfast and washing dishes conscientiously, dreaming that one day he can buy a dishwasher.