I woke up with an egg

In the middle of the night, the surroundings were quiet, Xie Yun yawned and followed Nezha in pajamas and flip-flops to meet Xie Yun's "his man".

"The prince really knows how to joke." Xie Yun muttered in a low voice, "I'm still a pure white flower, I haven't even kissed on the mouth, how can I become a gay, this joke is too scary."

Nezha: "You are not a little white flower, you are a dog's tail grass."

Xie Yun was not angry either: "Then I am quite stubborn in my life."

you do not say!

When I met Nezha, it would have been good if I hadn't been frightened to death by Nezha's dharma appearance showing that he was upright.

It's just that I fainted from fright, and I haven't peed in fright yet, so I'm already very courageous.

The hotel on the mountainside was so quiet that it was scary, only insects and birds were heard, Xie Yun unlocked the door, and Nezha had already walked out the door, it was cold outside, Xie Yun was only wearing vest and shorts pajamas, Goosebumps also followed.

It's just that there is no one outside the gate, only darkness.

Xie Yun had fun in bitterness: "Prince, where is "my man"?"

Nezha looked at the dark sky, and there seemed to be fire in his eyes: "Here we come."

Just when Nezha finished speaking, there was a loud thunder in the sky, Xie Yun was startled, jumped up on the spot, his heart was beating faster and faster, he swallowed, and asked cautiously: "No Will there be ghosts?"

Nezha: "...I'm by your side, are you afraid of ghosts?"

Xie Yun plausibly said: "It is normal for people to be afraid of ghosts, and this cannot be reversed!"

Nezha made a "cut". Since buying a game console that can be connected to the Internet, Nezha has learned a lot of new things from his teammates.

Last time, Xie Yun saw Nezha searching for "Compendium of Swearing and Swearing".

Also set up a quick reply in the game.

Xie Yun was very worried, but thinking about it, Nezha used to strip people's tendons when he was unhappy, but now he just scolds, it's much better.

Just when Xie Yun was in a trance, a ray of light invisible to ordinary people fell from the sky. The ray of light was like a blazing flame without temperature. The fire seemed to burn everything in this world. Nezha is not far away.

Nezha said, "Adjust your clothes."

The pajamas were relatively large, and they were of a vest style. Xie Yun looked down and found that the little peas on his left were exposed.

Xie Yun was a little confused, if he had to cover up all this, wouldn't those shirtless people be punished with death for showing their breasts?

A man stepped out of the flame.

Xie Yun lost all language at that moment.

That person was wearing clothes of an unknown dynasty, a black robe with golden trim on the wide cuffs, he looked like a person who traveled from ancient times, but this kind of dress made him look very temperamental, It's like the emperor who reigns over the world, with a majestic aura visible to the naked eye.

He has long black hair that almost blends into the night and falls over his shoulders.

But his face made people gasp like an insult to him.

He has a pair of sharp eyes, deep and slightly raised at the end of the eyes, his nose is very straight, but not as straight as Europeans, the roots of the mountains are not so high, and his lips are thin and sharp like blades.

But apart from his appearance, the most important thing is his aura.

That kind of aura that everyone in the world is an ant, but I am the only one in the world.

Nezha reminded Xie Yun in a low voice: "Shut your mouth, your saliva will flow out."

It was only at this time that Xie Yun came back to his senses. He realized that he was really not breathing just now, and he calmed down after taking a few breaths. He asked in a low voice, "Is "my man" so handsome?"

"Can you be a little bit more persistent?" Nezha said with a look of disbelief, "You just accept that you have a man so easily?"

Xie Yun said earnestly: "I would definitely not accept it if I looked more ordinary, but you should know, prince, that I look at faces, as long as they look good, it doesn't matter if they are male or female. I am a standard face-watcher."

Nezha: "...you are quite proud."

Xie Yun: "I have this advantage since I was a child, which is to treat myself honestly. Only honest people are excellent people."

Nezha: "..."

While the two were talking, the man had already walked in front of Xie Yun and Nezha. He was tall, a head taller than Xie Yun, who was 1.7 meters tall, but he didn't look uncoordinated. Ancient costumes still have an indescribable sex appeal, which makes people want to strip off his outer shell and see his inner self.

"Your Majesty..." Nezha was interrupted by the man just as he said a word.

The man looked at Nezha: "No need, just call me Yaojun."

Nezha nodded and stopped talking.

Seeing the interaction between these two people, Xie Yun was very anxious, so he introduced me!

Xie Yun felt that his "man" probably saw his inner voice. Yao Jun turned his head and looked at Xie Yun.

Xie Yunman only had one extremely vulgar sentence in his mind, but it could express his image of this person's eyes—his eyes contained stars, oceans, and a boundless universe.

Nezha reminded: "Breathe."

Xie Yun took a deep breath, his face was already flushed from holding back.

Yao Jun looked at Xie Yun with a look of understanding, he curled the corner of his mouth lightly, and Su said in disbelief, "Where do I live?"

Xie Yun said before Nezha: "In the hotel, there happens to be a single room available. It is the best room in the restaurant. Come with me."

Yao Jun was very polite, he nodded and said, "Thank you."

"Hey, don't be so polite." Xie Yun smiled brightly.

As a handsome dog, Xie Yun's heart was like fireworks.

After sending Yao Jun to the room, Xie Yun and Nezha returned to the standard room.

Nezha looked at Xie Yun with complicated eyes: "Go and look in the mirror, look at your face, it's as red as a monkey's butt."

Xie Yun really went to look in the mirror, looking at his flushed cheeks in the mirror, Xie Yun said shamelessly: "I am called Seruchunhua."

Nezha was almost disgusted by Xie Yun.

Xie Yun smiled and said: "I don't disgust you anymore, go to bed early, and hope to be busy tomorrow."

Nezha looked at Xie Yun, and asked strangely: "Don't you think it's strange? Suddenly a..."

"It's not surprising." Xie Yun was very calm, and said happily, "God must have seen my mother and womb being single for so many years, and gave me warmth."

Nezha: "...just as long as you are happy."

Xie Yun went to sleep after tidying up.

He was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling, Xie Yun knew better than anyone else, but it was better to be confused than being uncomfortable.

It's better to be a little confused, as the old saying goes, it's rare to be confused.

This sleep lasted until dawn, the sky turned white, Xie Yun rubbed his eyes, went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and then went to farm. Not everyone can do farming, if not for his already half-immortal body, Xie Yun felt that he should be exhausted by now.

After working for half an hour, Xie Yun went to prepare breakfast again. Those little girls didn't know what time to get up, so let's prepare it and heat it up, and they can eat it when they come out.

Anyway, I can make some money.

Xie Yun sighed - when will I be able to get rich!

Xie Yun made breakfast, got himself a copy and went to the dining room, ready to finish work.

"It smells so good." Zhao Gongming's voice came, Xie Yun turned his head to look, Suixing was also following behind Zhao Gongming, the two walked side by side, Xie Yun unexpectedly found that they both had a sense of CP.

Stop your crazy fantasies!Lang who pulls the fairy will be finished!

As expected, he had already been influenced by the group of girls before.

Zhao Gongming said: "Give me and Suixing one too, it smells good."

In fact, it is white porridge, steamed buns and eggs, but the steamed buns are made of milk and noodles, fluffy and soft, and the eggs are tea eggs, marinated just right, with a fragrance of tea leaves, and a stack of small pickles that I bought.

Xie Yun went to serve them two more.

Zhao Gongming took a bite of the steamed bun and said with a smile, "I haven't eaten human food for a long time, but it has a special flavor."

Sui Xing nodded in agreement.

Xie Yun looked around, there was no one else in the restaurant, he asked in a low voice, "Do you know what "my man" is?"

Zhao Gongming and Suixing looked confused: "Your man? Who is it?"

Xie Yun: "I don't know either! But that's what Nezha said, people are here, they came last night, and they came by fire, didn't you feel it? It shouldn't be, such a big movement , mortals can't feel it, you are gods."

Zhao Gongming and Sui Xing seemed to have thought of something at the same time, and their expressions instantly became complicated. There was a trace of pity in their eyes looking at Xie Yun, just like a statue of a god of compassion.

Xie Yun: "Why are you looking at me like this, am I a bad man?"

Zhao Gongming said slowly: "It's good, it's basically the best in the universe, but..."

Xie Yun patted his thigh: "Don't just be mere, just be the best in the universe."

After finishing speaking, Xie Yun suddenly realized: "No, you all know each other?"

Sui Xing's loving eyes disappeared, and he seemed to be in awe: "Who doesn't know that guy? There is no one in the Three Realms who doesn't know him."

Xie Yun: "It seems that he is still a celebrity."

Seeing Xie Yun's happy expression, Zhao Gongming and Suixing looked at each other and sighed together.

Stupid people have stupid blessings, I hope that one can treat Xie Yun better.

Just as Xie Yun finished his last mouthful of porridge, a figure appeared at the door of the restaurant.

Xie Yun almost spit out the porridge that hadn't reached his stomach yet.

Yao Jun appeared.

He changed into a suit of clothes, probably conjured up, a black vest, black shorts, and flip-flops, which are obviously extremely ordinary clothes, but he is extremely handsome in them, and even the exposed arm muscles can be called Perfect.

As soon as he appeared, Xie Yun felt that the looks of Zhao Gongming and Suixing were turned into scum in seconds.

Xie Yun didn't know what to say, held it in for a long time before raising his empty bowl like a cerebral infarction: "Handsome guy, do you want some porridge?"

Zhao Gongming and Suixing: "..."