[Comprehensive] Mei Tianli and Zai Script

That was the story that happened before the two actually met.

Osamu Dazai, who just accidentally ate the bitter cabbage, stuck out his tongue and fanned it with his hand.Because the hot water hasn't cooled down yet, I can only make this kind of ridiculous-looking action, as if I've eaten a lot of chili in one go, and I'm so hot that I can't close my mouth from ear to ear.

Although bitter hemp vegetables have the effect of relieving heat in summer, they are too bitter to eat, especially after the detective agency suddenly became popular with the persuasion of "drink more hot water", even if Osamu Dazai wanted to find something to dilute his mouth But looking around, it is either a hot pot with a thick layer of chili oil, or a cake that is so sweet that it is greasy, and there is this cup of hot water that is so hot that it can make your tongue bubble. .Everything is too hopeless.

Will the resourceful and resourceful Osamu Dazai finally be killed by the hateful Kuma Cai?It's so sad, definitely the funniest thing ever.

Osamu Dazai found that he seemed to be really resistant to this kind of bitterness, and it had reached the point where he could not bear it.

It would be fine if it was just the slight bitterness of bitter gourd, but bitter hemp vegetables really made him unacceptable.

So—who on earth put bitter hemp vegetables in cold side dishes?

Osamu Dazai swore that he must find this hateful guy, and then give him a whole bowl of bitter sesame.

"So tonight, let's use the theme of 'Mei Lijiang, I accidentally ate the bitter sesame that can make me go to bliss early, and I feel that my soul has been baptized in pain', and complain to the lovely Mei Li?"

Although Meili sauce will definitely complain about it mercilessly, this is indeed a great joy of Osamu Dazai recently.

Just like a girl who is obsessed with various boyfriends and girlfriends in bookkeeping, Osamu Dazai feels that it is no big deal for him to be addicted to an Internet idol.

What's more, Meili sauce is still a real idol.

Even if he can't know the real face of Mei Li-chan, but because of Mei Li-chan's queen's poisonous tongue, Osamu Dazai just wants to ask the other party to scold him more severely!If it was Meili sauce, he would be more than happy to accept it!

Such a dead house speech came from the mouth of the increasingly depraved Osamu Dazai.

Detective Agency: The guy who eats jujube pills.

That's why Kunikida Doppo often finds that his good partner doesn't seem to be too obsessed with finding someone to die in love recently. Instead, he always holds his mobile phone, with a smile that is half distressed and half idiot on his face from time to time, attracting the attention of passers-by come over.

"Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo couldn't take it anymore, and finally spoke out to stop Dazai Osamu's obviously passive sabotage.

Although his mother-san's Kunikida Doppo is very pleased that he no longer disappears suddenly and ran to find the river to enter the water, but this idiotic expression that obviously makes passers-by frightened, it is better to kill it in the cradle as soon as possible.

"Hey~~~ Why didn't Kunikida-san keep going? I remember that there is still a long way to go to the mission location this time, right? Are you afraid of being late?" Osamu Dazai reluctantly accepted the angry warning from his partner , raised his head, moved his eyes away from the screen for 0.1 seconds with difficulty, and then continued to play with his phone with his head down.

It's outrageous.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, and tried to calm down and said: "Dazai, I think it is very dangerous for you to lower your head and play with your phone while walking. Look, didn't the news report a few days ago that a junior high school student because of lowering his head? Is it an incident of being addicted to playing with a mobile phone, falling into the water and drowning?"

Who would have thought that upon hearing this, Osamu Dazai, who wished to root his head on the phone screen, raised his head with excitement.

The beautiful kite-brown eyes reflect Kunikida's figure at this moment, but they carry an expectation that cannot be ignored.

The bandaged young man said such words that his good-tempered partner wanted to give him a kick so that he could shut up quickly.

"Huh? Isn't this great? Kunikida, look, this way I can walk towards the palace of death unknowingly while chatting with my beloved Meili-chan. There is really nothing better than this. And even though it's separated by a network cable, it's considered a martyrdom with the woman you love, right?" Osamu Dazai said with his eyes closed in satisfaction.

Kunikida Doppo could only look at his partner with a look of "this person is hopeless and send him to the hospital", finally sighed, and wisely chose to give up and continue the theory.

In fact, when he said it, the moment he saw Dazai's excited expression, he already knew that his words would only have the opposite effect on him.

And at least he hasn't met anyone who can argue with Osamu Dazai without falling behind.

and so.

"Work hard, Dazai." The good-tempered partner could only hold his breath in his chest, and said helplessly.

"Hey hey! Got it, Kunikida-san!"

But as Osamu Dazai said, "There is no one in this world who hates the magic Meili", and this "Dazai Meili virus" spread throughout the detective agency in a very short period of time.

Not even the president escaped.

How this incident was discovered, I also learned about it accidentally when Kunikida Doppo discussed with the president Yukichi Fukuzawa about the budget of the detective agency in the second half of the year and submitted the budget report.

Kunikida Doppo, as an upright and somewhat excessive person, does not have behaviors such as voyeurism, which are both impolite and seriously infringe on the privacy of others, but the president Fukuzawa Yukichi does not seem to have any intention of covering it up, so the obvious magic plum Even if he is short-sighted, it is impossible to ignore Li's support banner.

"President, this, this is?!"

"Oh, are you talking about this? This is the limited-edition support banner that Magic Meili sold online some time ago. I think what Dazai said is still true. People become special when they have something they want to protect. Powerful, and if the pursuit of Internet idols can bring positive effects to the detective agency, it should be a good thing, after all, I have heard that there are often cases of young people who become aspiring young people for the sake of their beloved idols.” Stretched out his hand and patted the desktop neatly stacked "The Adventures of Naoguda" together, Fukuzawa Yukichi said in a very serious tone, "Why don't you consider getting a copy too, Kunikida."

"No, as long as you're happy." And the "heard" you said didn't really come from that guy Dazai Osamu? !You have been deceived, Mr. President, indulging in Internet idols will only make people degenerate day by day, and finally become like Dazai.

Of course, in the end, Kunikida Doppo couldn't hold back reading "The Adventures of Naoguda" written by Mei Li, who has been very popular recently and has a very high praise rate, under the seriousness of the president. From then on, he became a magical plum Li's loyal reader is also a typical case of "true fragrance".

It can be seen that the power of "Dazai Meili Virus" is definitely not something that ordinary people can resist. Even the president Fukuzawa Yukichi with high self-control was finally defeated by the "love virus" conveyed in "The Adventures of Naoguda". and hope and courage".

So it can’t be blamed why Osamu Dazai never returned on the road of the dead house, he didn’t even bother to try the new one hundred and eight ways to commit suicide, he just wanted to chat with his beloved Mei Li on the Internet every day. .

"Mei Li-chan, Mei Li-chan, are you there!!! This is your lovely Mr. Bandage. I have encountered a big problem recently. I hope my beloved Mei Li-chan can give me some spiritual comfort."

After typing this line of words on the phone's keyboard, Osamu Dazai decisively pressed the send button.

After a while, I received a reply from Magic Meili.

It's still the familiar style, that is, the familiar poisonous tongue.

"Are you an idiot? Are you bothering me at this hour? Don't you know that skin care is very important for idols? It's already eleven o'clock in the evening, even if Bandage-kun wants to go now If you think about death, please shut up immediately, immediately."

"Wow, Mei Lijiang is still as merciless as ever, I'm so sad, woooooo."

"Shut up? Or delete you."

"Hey, although I am very unwilling, but my tired heart is soothed by such rude words of Mei Li-chan. It really is worthy of Mei Li-chan who can do magic. I love you!! Love shoots!!!"

"roll."

Osamu Dazai chuckled, and started typing on the keyboard again.

"No, even if I really want to say this, it hurts the skin for a girl to stay up late, right? So Meili-chan should sleep well, I won't bother you, but please have a romantic sacrifice with me tomorrow oh!"

Of course, after that, Mei Li, who seemed to have fallen asleep, didn't call him back, but Osamu Dazai didn't mind, because he just liked Mei Li.

Poisonous tongue, cold, but hit the nail on the head, with a subtle "scumbag" temperament.

But the inexplicable Osamu Dazai is very fond of the "scumbag" smell that is inadvertently revealed by the other party.

Damn it, Meili sauce is so sweet that it can make me shed tears of emotion. Is it true that my taste has been completely and hopelessly damaged?

Osamu Dazai doubted life so much in the middle of the night.

But soon, there was nothing he could look forward to more than continuing to "harass" his beloved Mei Li-chan the next morning.

So Osamu Dazai didn’t know how many times he skipped work, hummed his original song of martyrdom, which was completely out of tune, walked on Chinatown, and found the Meili’s house according to the content of Meili’s blog updated a few days ago. I have eaten at a good restaurant, and started eating and broadcasting.

"Yoxi yoxi, this is Osamu Dazai, you are handsome, unrestrained and coquettish Dazai, the Dazai who every girl would immediately want to die in love with me when she sees me?"

With a familiar smile on his face, Osamu Dazai held up a big red bowl filled with noodles, so that the fans in front of the live broadcast screen could see clearly.

"This is the noodles that Mei Lijiang has eaten. It looks delicious, right? I don't accept objections. Okay, now the noodles are almost cold enough to eat, I'm going to start!"

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai had to pay attention to a statement made by a fan named "Fu Fujing, die soon".

Because the other party said so.

"Well, the guy who likes Mei Li has gone crazy again. I really don't know if it's pathetic or should I persuade you? But I'm sure you won't listen to persuasion, so I'd better keep silent."

The corners of Osamu Dazai's mouth slightly raised an arc, and after finishing the last mouthful of noodles and drinking up the soup, he said with a happy face: "As expected, it is indeed a noodle restaurant that Mei Lijiang has eaten. Next time I want to come again, fans are welcome to come here to support, so this time the eating and broadcasting is over, see you next time, bye~"

After turning off the live broadcast, Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, looking at the beautifully decorated ceiling beams made of mahogany and couldn't help thinking.

Sure enough, after the popularity of Meili sauce soared, the number of black fans also increased.

But it doesn't matter, I, the captain of the Yokohama Meili support team, will not admit defeat easily, and must fight wits and courage with Meili-chan's black fans until the last moment.

At this moment, a special notification sounded on the phone, which indicated that her beloved Meili sauce had updated her blog again.

"The concert of Golden Three Targets seems to be held soon, since I'm on the way, let's take a look."

Attached are [Dessert 1] [Dessert 2] [Blue Sky].

"Golden Three Targets' concert? I didn't expect Meili-chan to also like the Golden Three Targets combination. It really deserves to be my favorite idol. Even the hobbies are so consistent. Although the concert tickets are a bit expensive, but I believe that Kunikida-san's wallet will support me."

Dazai smiled.

He originally planned to go to the concert of his favorite group, and his beloved idol also stated that he wanted to go. Now that he has reached this level, it is a level that he must go to.

No matter what you say, you will buy a ticket, even if you skip work again and let yourself eat instant noodles next month, you have to grab it.

Osamu Dazai, with his fighting spirit ignited, is full of action.

Although after watching the concert, I did meet idols, what kind of mood is it, probably "the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who is spared by heaven", and the onlookers are quite happy to see it after coming out to hang out. The kind of congratulatory message?

The author has something to say: The girl who is obsessed with bookkeeping mentioned in the article is the author himself.