[Comprehensive] Mei Tianli and Zai Script

What's the worst thing you've ever seen?

In the morning, I changed into the new clothes I just bought not long ago, I tidied up my hair, put on a pair of the latest sneakers, and waved goodbye to my family at the entrance with a bright, energetic and hearty smile, saying " I'm leaving." Carrying a schoolbag and carrying the homework that was carefully written, he went to school.

But what will you encounter along the way?

The boy walked on the road to the school in a very happy mood. The light rain in the early morning made the road muddy, and the slightly uneven potholes were full of rainwater. The beautiful shoes were inadvertently stepped into the water. Yes, the shoes were stained by sewage, and even the mood that should have been clear and bright was cast in a layer of haze.

However, this level of "impediment" will not have much impact on the boy, he just needs to regain his composure and move on.But the middle-aged office worker hurriedly ran out from the corner and knocked him to the ground. Without saying "sorry", he ran away without looking back, leaving only the boy with his clothes covered in dust.

The wind is blowing gently, bringing a little chill.

Like the weather in September, you don't know when the gentle wind blowing on you will turn into a storm.

And the boy who didn't bring an umbrella was drowned like this.

When he returned home in the evening, the man who was exhausted after working all day, but still prepared dinner earnestly couldn't help being surprised when he saw the boy in such a mess, and asked, "What's going on?"

The boy replied, "Terrible day."

But the man just reached out and touched the boy's head, and said gently to the boy, "Come in, take a hot bath first, dirty boy."

After Merlin quietly listened to the story told by Osamu Dazai, he could already outline in his mind the outline of the boy with a bright smile and the sparkling eyes that were so bright that even the sun would be eclipsed. look.

"That's not you." That can't be you.

"Who is that"

Merlin asked.

"It's a picture that a friend of mine once imagined." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and spread his five fingers, letting the light shine into the eyes through the fingers, which brought a burning discomfort, and the eyes secreted due to the stimulation. out of tears.

"That friend of mine told me this picture countless times. A child with a sunny smile, even if he encounters misfortune on the way to school, can still go through the wind and rain and see the rainbow."

It is the worst and most unfortunate, but it is also a true portrayal of a certain stage in life.

To be able to have a broad mind, to walk proudly and straight on the broad road, and to be able to face difficulties and forge ahead on the thorny road.

Cry and laugh, never give up.

This is the mix of the worst, but at the same time the most true portrayal of life.

"We are in deep misfortune, but don't forget to smile, Dazai." A man drinking beer with a beard on his face, but with a mature charm suddenly came to him one day. One sentence.

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, Odasaku?"

Osamu Dazai said, "I am always smiling no matter what time of day it is."

"Oh, is that so, I'm sorry, so this is a joke, it seems that I haven't paid enough attention to Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke said apologetically.

"Really, if someone else said this, I would definitely be angry. Do you think they are kidding me? Something like that, but if it is Odasaku, it can only be literal."

The 15-year-old Osamu Dazai looked at his blurred reflection in the liquid in the cup and smiled slightly.

"It turns out that I'm not 'laughing'."

This is one of the precious memories between a boy named Osamu Dazai and an important friend.

For some reason, Osamu Dazai suddenly recalled this insignificant episode, and couldn't help laughing at himself.

It seems that I have become a little hypocritical.

It's all because the lighting is too bright and has an atmosphere that can make people fall into memories.

But even with emotion, Osamu Dazai quickly put aside this rare hypocrisy, turned his head away, and met the purple eyes of a certain magician.

"So Mr. Magician finally came back and is going to tell me the most unfortunate thing for me?"

Facing Osamu Dazai's rhetorical question, Merlin could only show a helpless but forced expression.

"Although Chaldea has put the breaking of this 'curse' on the agenda, but you also know that this kind of thing cannot be rushed, so we have to maintain this relationship for at least a short time. .”

Well, for Merlin, this is indeed a very unfortunate thing, and we don't know how long this short period of time will last. Anyway, it is impossible to really wait until the moment when the planet ends.

In this regard, he still believes in Chaldea very much.

"Although it was true that my angry brain was blank at the beginning, I just wanted to drag you bastard to jump off a building several hundred meters high, but now I found out after cooling down my angry brain."

Osamu Dazai hooked his lips, "Is this really a good opportunity?"

A good opportunity to make full use of Chaldea's remedial measures against him in this matter and maximize his benefits.

It can be said that the opportunity cannot be missed and will not come again.

Of course Osamu Dazai understands that although this incident is very unpleasant, since he has obtained the "immortality" feature, it means that his age will be temporarily maintained at this moment forever, right?

This can be seen from observing some heroic spirits in Chaldea who are still alive but summoned as servants for some special reason.

Therefore, in disguise, it is equivalent to living many, many years longer while the curse was not lifted, but this curse cannot be maintained forever. In the near future, maybe five years, maybe ten years, it will always be found by Chaldea. method is then dismissed.

And although it took so many years to delay the fulfillment of his death wish, Osamu Dazai was very angry, but when all this has become an established fact, his mind gradually calmed down amidst the anger.

Blinding white lights.

It is simple but you can still see the furniture arranged in bright and bright colors as decoration. Just looking at these, it is impossible to find the real face of the owner of the room.

I like human beings, and I also like bright and beautiful things.So even the room will bring this preference when it is furnished.

This is the unknown side of the flower magician.

At this moment, everything was displayed in front of this man named Osamu Dazai.

"Melinsang, what position do you think I am in in this matter?"

Dazai said with a smile.

"Although the definition of this is not very clear, but from the perspective of the agreement, you are indeed an ordinary innocent person who was involved in the unfortunate incident." , the agreement specifically stated: Chaldea will be fully responsible for the personal safety of Osamu Dazai.

So in this situation, from the perspective of the agreement, Chaldea is indeed responsible.

In other words, the other party is an out-and-out "victim".

"The acting director Da Vinci also promised me that there will be a generous reward for completing the task, but I have never thought of what is better, so the 'amount' on this 'cheque' has not been filled yet."

Osamu Dazai suddenly changed from sitting on the bed to getting up, stood up, and slowly walked towards Merlin.

Merlin's eyelids twitched, feeling a bad premonition.

Yes, that's right, that's what it feels like.

What awaits him in front of him will probably be "hell", right?

"Then it's decided like this!" Osamu Dazai suddenly became cheerful, and the familiar smile returned to his handsome fair face, "Before the 'curse' is lifted, will Melin-san work for me? As Caleb In order to compensate innocent and poor citizens like me, asking a heroic spirit to run errands for me isn’t too much of a request, is it?”

"!?" Merlin was speechless.

This is definitely a condition that Chaldea will agree to.

Because this guy is too cunning, he deliberately didn't redeem the reward Chaldea gave him before, and it turned out that he was waiting for him here.

Merlin felt a very headache, which was probably less painful than realizing that he had actually indirectly caused Artoria's tragedy and led to the end of the other party's destruction.

This guy is not a well-meaning employer. He will definitely squeeze himself like a vampire, ruthlessly, and mercilessly.

Merlin was weak.

"As you please? Then please teach me a lot, my temporary contractor."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and smiled.

"Please trouble you a lot in the future, Merlin."

Remove "Sang" and call the other person by their first name directly.

It can also be regarded as a change in the relationship level in another sense.

Merlin sighed heavily.

Although I can already foresee the miserable life in the future, it's better to cheer myself up for the time being.

Come on me.

Is Osamu Dazai's level of troublesome level?A certain Mr. Hat, one of the current cadres of Hong Kong and black who has partner experience with Osamu Dazai, and a certain Mr. Glasses, the future successor of the Armed Detective Agency, can tell you clearly.

Terrible, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a "major disaster level".

There is really nothing more irritating than cleaning up the mess for Osamu Dazai.

The kind that will definitely lose ten years of life.

Because Dazai, who was always working, suddenly disappeared. At this time, as partners, they may need to go to the nearby river to salvage the "corpse", or go to the nearby taller trees to lift the branches to have a look. , Sometimes they will find that the other party is striking up a conversation with a beautiful woman passing by, and at such times, as partners, they will not hesitate to bring Osamu Dazai back, and then beat him violently to relieve the anger in their hearts.

Of course, when the task is more difficult, Osamu Dazai may be caught by the enemy boss as a hostage threat when they are not paying attention.

The frivolous demands of making them drop their pistols, and sometimes even kneel down, or blow their partner's head off, are all too common.

Of course, at this time, a certain Mr. Hat had a momentary thought countless times, hoping that it would be better for that troublesome spirit to just let his head bloom, and the world would be clean from now on.

But it's a pity that as partners, they are all affectionate guys who can't leave each other alone.

So this indirectly caused Dazai's troublesome physique that healed and upgraded.

It has now become a terrifying "SS" level.

But now, the person who is going to take over this mess has become Meilin. Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuya sent condolence text messages on the same day to express their deep sympathy.

Probably "Anyway, you are a succubus, so you don't have to worry about being angry and short-lived?".

"Boss, we caught Osamu Dazai. The news said that he was very powerful, but he didn't seem to be that powerful. I beat him to the ground immediately." A fat 20-year-old man wearing a white T-shirt Mask, threw Dazai Osamu who was tied into a twist into the open space, and reported to the young people standing in the center.

The man called the boss took a deep puff of the cigarette in his hand, and then said: "Don't be careless, this guy doesn't know why he is so lucky. The two previous partners are amazing, and he can succeed every time." To save him, I also heard that his new partner this time is a weak and weak magician who dares to do it, otherwise how dare I provoke this terrible man?"

However, as soon as the man's voice fell, the entire interior space seemed to be rendered with a layer of bright and vivid colors, turning into a small "enchantment" that ordinary people could not see, but those inside could immediately understand it.

"I heard that some people think that I am an ordinary magician who has no power to restrain a chicken? Although it seems correct to be ordinary, but if I am weak, I am still quite confident in my own swordsmanship."

A beautiful, unbelievably white-haired man suddenly appeared in the open space, surrounded by dots of bright golden light as he appeared.

Removal of spiritualization.

He has been there all the time, just looking for the best time to make a move.

"Then the next thing to do is very simple, right? It's time to start." With a slight smile, Merlin pulled out the long sword hidden in the staff, and walked towards the two men calmly.

In the end, it was just a blink of an eye to get rid of these two guys.

Under his superb swordsmanship, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of this level have no power to fight back.

just.

Merlin looked at Osamu Dazai who was tied into a real twist, showing an expression of extreme headache.

"Really, Dazai, the oppressors don't bring such things? Today is Christmas, huh? I also want to go back to Kazakhstan to hold an event for the Master." As a result, halfway through the event, I received a call from a stranger saying that Osamu Dazai had been arrested. The news that the kidnapping required xxxxx million yen to redeem made Merlin angry and helpless.

"I hate it, Merlin. I am happily living a lively Christmas all by myself. I don't even remember a partner like me who is alone in a dark hut and can't even pay the electricity bill. It's too much." Osamu Dazai twisted. Looking at his body tied into a twist, he "complained".

In the end, Merlin managed to untie Dazai Osamu, and ended up taking him back to Chaldea for a Christmas that was too lively for him compared to previous years.

Da Vinci looked at the two people who complained about each other on the screen, but there was no disgust in their eyes, and said to Holmes on the side: "So you chose them because you have seen through them. mutually exclusive because of certain aspects, but ultimately attract each other because of certain commonalities?”

"Who knows, maybe it was just me having a bad taste at that time, just wanting to see how well these two people can be humane together.

Now it seems that this is indeed the case. "

Holmes sighed.

Although he doesn't have human emotions, but because of his half-self, he likes and protects human beings, and Dazai Osamu, who always shows people with a smile on his face, can't easily walk into his heart.

In fact, in the matter of "guarding", they all have their own persistence and "gentleness".

Even if there is only a small piece, it is soft enough.

"So why not call their combination 'Cheatmonster'? It means 'cheat monster'." Holmes suggested casually with a little bit of mischief.

Being a succubus is a "non-human" in itself, and being a "non-human" who is close to the realm of a "demon" because of being too smart and intelligent.

What kind of gorgeous picture can we weave?

Chaldea's observation system will record all of this completely.

Presumably, this must be a story worthy of making the Chaldean writers feel itchy, and can't help but write a story that embellishes it with a brighter light.

The author has something to say: the text is over.