I accidentally died yesterday [comprehensive]

The screen of Kurokawa's mobile phone flickered, and the remarks column of the next friend request sent by Naoko read: "Please take care of me when we meet for the first time."

"God of the Internet."

"puff."

Kiemon squirted out shamelessly.

"Are you the Amaterasu of the new era?"

He complained that this century is the era of the Internet, and he dared to call himself the God of the Internet... Isn't that what the God of the New Century means?

"It's too embarrassing to say that /(//?/ω/?/)/, I'm just a little god who has just been born and hasn't been recognized by Gao Tianyuan yet."

Naoko claims to be the god of the Internet.

But in the eyes of Kurokawa and Kiemon, it may be more accurate to call it "electronic ghost".

Although Naoko was born in response to the wishes of all living beings, people in the new era only use the Internet as a tool, and there are still very few people praying to the computer. As a result, Naoko is often on the verge of extinction after birth, and has to fight around. Advertisement solicits believers.

This time, she took advantage of Kiemon's popularity, brought many people to her exclusive website, and contracted to investigate online news and other series of online activities... Sometimes it even included playing online games with Hatsune Miku's online image.

According to Naoko, these people's hearts are very fragile, and they will dedicate a lot of faith when they are moved a little bit.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka is really crazy money."

Kurokawa has already approved Naoko's friend request.

Now the three of them are chatting on communication software.

"What about other actions?"

"Such as autonomously computing certain programs, or conducting network attacks and protection, or even sneaking into a certain server...to make modifications, can these also be done?"

Seeing Kurokawa's question, Naoko replied, "Do you think I'm an artificial intelligence?"

"However, to a certain extent, I do have the ability in this area."

"The network is transparent to me, but..."

"For example, Amaterasu God, Inari God, and Fengshou God are all gods in charge of crop harvest."

"There are many gods with Internet authority like me."

"ε=(`o`*))) Well, the competition is really fierce."

"I envy you, Kiemon."

Kiemon, who was named, frowned, staring at the phone cautiously: "Why do you envy me?"

"I envy you that you can become a god so easily... and you really have the only authority."

"Etc., etc."

Kiemon quickly stopped Naoko, "What are you talking about, I'm still a monster."

"Don't you feel it?"

In the green box of the communication software, write this paragraph: "The Kiemon series statues you sold are worshiped as gods by many people."

"Every night before bed."

"Everyone will rub and touch."

"Then say it with great reverence."

"God bald, you must bless me not to lose my hair."

"The proportion among programmers and research dogs is extremely high."

Kiemon said tremblingly, "The bald god..."

He finally remembered something.

It seems that... when carving wood carvings, Heichuan pulled out one of his hairs and stuffed it inside, saying that he would not be bald if he prayed...

"Kurokawa."

Kiemon looked over aggrieved.

But he found that this person had a straight face: "The bald god is also very good."

"It's a god no matter what."

"It's still the only one."

Pooh.

Today Kiemon-sama will use Neko-katsuki to talk to you properly.

……

Since that day, Naoko has been in constant contact with Kurokawa and Kiemon through cell phones.

According to it, there is no conflict of authority between the two, so maybe they can cooperate with each other.

For example, Kiemon is a bald god who specializes in curing baldness, so his son should be the god of code.

"Are the two of you going to be the god of programmers together?"

Kurokawa questioned.

"Hey, this one is also good."

"No, definitely not."

Kiemon and Naoko spoke at the same time.

Time passed quickly, and the holiday after graduating from high school passed quickly. In the early morning, the alarm clock on Kurokawa's mobile phone rang automatically, and then there was a voice broadcast: "There will be a little rain today, you'd better bring an umbrella."

Heichuan got up from the ground in a drowsy sleep: "Don't you need to go about your own business?"

Naoko has been using his mobile phone as an artificial intelligence... It feels a bit strange to use a god as an artificial intelligence.

"It's just a small program."

The phone will automatically make a voice.

"By the way, there is so much garbage in your phone, let me clean it up for you."

"That would be troublesome."

After Kurokawa washed and prepared a meal, he came to Kiemon's bed, touched his head with his hand, and said silently: "The bald God blesses my hair to stay forever."

Then snapped: "Want to go to school with me?"

"go with!"

Kiemon jumped out of the bed, he was determined to send Kurokawa to the university gate on the first day of school, he didn't know why he was so obsessed, it was just a normal school start.

Kiemon jumped onto the sink, looked in the mirror, and said, "I really feel like I'm accompanying my parents."

Thinking of Kurokawa's hard work in his third year of high school, Kiemon's face unconsciously showed the emotion of his old father.

Kurokawa tapped his head: "It's time to eat."

Mornings in Tokyo are always congested, but Naoko reminded them that they arrived at the school gate smoothly and without any lag. This place is a little far from where Kurokawa lives, and it is Meguro District in the south of Tokyo.

It is said that the first and second freshmen have to complete two years of basic course study at the Liberal Arts College in Komaba, Meguro-ku, and choose the major they want to enter when they are juniors.

As soon as I arrived at the gate of the university, I saw a moaning black crowd. In addition to the students and parents who came to report, there were also many reporters carrying cameras. The program, but watching the man at the school gate... It seems that the TV station does not want to let the freshmen of Dongda University enroll.

Many reporters found one or two freshmen to interview: "What is your life wish after being admitted to Dongda?"

Kiemon squatted halfway on the flower bed on the left, and Junjun told him: "No matter what you say, you must get along with your classmates after entering university..."

This passage was the "love words from parents" that he copied from the Internet. After he finished speaking, he always felt that something was wrong, and stared at Kurokawa's indifferent expression that couldn't be called excited or nervous.

It was finally confirmed that these words did not apply.

He raised his head and thought for a while: "Forget it, it's okay if you don't get along well."

"Either you or I are strange."

Kiemon laughed: "Have you seen the third-generation general of the Nuliang group, he is pretending to be a high school student and studying hard. It's really amazing."

He saw the students around the gate entering the school one after another, and rubbed against Heichuan: "Stop talking, go in quickly."

"Is there anything I can bring you when I get home this afternoon?"

Kurokawa walked a few steps towards the school, then turned to ask Kiemon about something.

"Little dried fish!"

Kiemon shook his tail, "The grilled fish by the Meguro River is pretty good."

Just as he was saying this, the TV reporter in the distance seemed to have noticed the abnormality of one person and one cat, and walked towards this side with a camera.

"Ding dong~ I'm about to be captured by the camera."

Naoko issued a reminder.

Not much to say, Kurokawa walked into the school in three or two steps, Kiemon leaned over and briskly got into the grass, went to a place where there was no one, turned into a human body with the transformation leaf, and sat on the subway with his chubby belly , and returned home smoothly. As soon as he got home, his cell phone rang a notification tone, which was sent by Naoko: "Congratulations, Kurokawa has officially entered the school. It must be very hard to be admitted to this university. I have A friend is the god of exams, the god who was born from the artificial intelligence answering software on the Internet. He became the god of exams because he was worshiped by the parents of candidates many times... This guy told me that it is really amazing to pass the entrance exam of Dongdae It's not an easy thing."

Kiemon replied enthusiastically: "Hahahaha Naoko, you are too polite, it's all children who work hard on their own, we adults didn't do anything at all~"

Kiemon let out an extremely arrogant laugh.

"→_→"

Naoko returned.

"I can hear you."

As soon as Heichuan entered the class, he saw that there were already many people in it. Most of the students had high spirits on their faces, and discussed with their classmates with confidence.

"Eh?"

A girl glanced at him a few more times after seeing him, "You are that...that..."

She tapped her head, thinking that she had seen Kurokawa somewhere before, "...Is that the new idol?"

After she finished speaking, many people around looked over: "What? Are there any idols in our class?"

There are a lot of idols in Tokyo. In addition to the TV stars, there are also many idols in the underground. They have their own fan titles and support cards and hold fan meetings from time to time.

"no impression."

"Yuzhen, admit your mistake, don't just take good-looking boys as idols."

"Probably so."

Yuzhen was very embarrassed, so she stepped forward and introduced herself to Kurokawa. She was born in a private high school for girls. She used to be the president of the school's drama club in high school. This time she came to university and hoped that she could enter the drama club to perform. She warmly invited Heichuan: "Let's go together."

Shaking his head.

Seeing Kurokawa's refusal, Yuma was a little disappointed, but there is nothing to force this kind of hobby.

A middle-aged man with glasses walked in, "Okay, okay."

"Everyone is an excellent self-controlled person, and don't want me to say anything about maintaining discipline. Go back to your seat and sit down."

The teacher stood behind the desk and sorted out the list, "Since it's the first day, let's report each other's names and get familiar with each other."

Kurokawa randomly chose a seat by the window, looked at the students around him with his head half-raised, and started introducing himself from the door on the left. Mixed with restraint and arrogance, there is a boy named Huakaiyuan Ryuji who is eye-catching. He has a calm expression and a detached temperament. He lowers his eyes slightly as if he is living in his own world, especially the hairstyle that floats like an anemone, which is very attractive. line of sight.

Blooming courtyard?

Is it the Huakaiyuan he knows?

From the first day of enrollment, there were no teaching tasks arranged.

After getting acquainted with the students briefly, the entrance ceremony for new students was held in the school hall. After the end, Kurokawa stayed in the school for a while, then went to the snack street in Meguro District to buy some dried fish, and walked to the residence. On the way, I received a call from Heizi Tetsuya, "It's me, Heizi, is Heikawa free now?"

"I want to buy a copybook. It's in the book alley near Bunkyo District. Do you want to go with Kurokawa?"

"can."

Kurokawa hung up the phone and turned towards Bunkyo District. Kuroko Tetsuya’s university is also in Tokyo. His major is related to preschool education. Children... are still a bit annoying. I didn't expect Heizi to join this industry.

but.

I hope that there will be no urban rumors about "disappearing teachers" in the kindergarten where Heizi joined.

As soon as Heichuan stepped out of the subway station, he saw Heizi Tetsuya standing aside with a book between his hands, "Did you come early?"

Hei Zizhe also said: "The university is nearby."

"It will be there in three or two steps."

If you say that, Hei Zi has already arrived.

"sorry to keep you waiting."

The two of them came to the door of Yuxuan House while talking. As soon as they entered, they asked about the unique taste of books. The clerk approached him kindly and asked, "Do you need anything?"

"Copyright."

"Then what genre do you need?"

The clerk brought Heizi to the copybook, and there were so many beautiful things in it. Heizi couldn't make up his mind and turned to Heichuan, "Which one do you think is suitable?"

Kurokawa looked sideways and asked, "Buy them all?"

The clerk laughed: "For practicing calligraphy, it's better to choose a fixed copybook."

While Heizi was still selecting copybooks, Kurokawa wandered around in the bookstore. Apart from copybooks, there were many Confucian classics from the Edo period, all of which were new editions from modern publishing houses. I saw photocopies of ancient books.

Kurokawa looked at those green and blue covers and felt very friendly. He picked out a book with an impression at random, and flipped through it as if revisiting the old place.

The store owner is a fat man with a gentle face. He walked over from the corner of the bookshelf, "Are you interested in this?"

Kurokawa nodded.

This book is about the new edition of Confucianism. Kurokawa looked at the year. At that time, Edo was re-launching an academic activity under the auspices of the scholars of the Mito Domain. The original theory centered on the emperor is no longer applicable. The Edo shogunate is now, just like Cheng Zhu Neo Confucianism in the Song Dynasty, the shogunate also needs a new idea.

However, because "Heaven" and "Tianli" are always related to the gods such as Amaterasu, for a period of time academics believed that the emperor was the orthodox shogunate...

It's kind of embarrassing.

Kurokawa had only heard about the school disputes back then. After all, the Confucian classics at that time were still very brain-intensive, and it was very painful for a person like him who didn't like to use his brain.

Heichuan chatted with the shopkeeper casually, but he didn't know that those words touched the shopkeeper's mind. For a moment, the other party was shocked, and he dragged Heichuan around in the ancient books area. Heichuan skipped the Confucian classics and read In the Edo period, the book was actually included.

He saw a title of a book, and he vaguely remembered that this book was quite popular in Edo at that time, and it was a small yellow copy for everyone...

Now it is placed on the bookshelf neatly with the Confucian classics, Kurokawa's senses are quite subtle.

Noticing Kurokawa's line of sight, the shopkeeper saw the book, "This is also a classic with considerable research significance."

Study... study what?

The shop owner said very straightly: "Although it was only widely circulated as a market reading at that time, it contained some kind of rebellious thought, the desire for human nature, and the pursuit of self..."

The boss chattered a lot, and then slapped his head, "By the way, there is another book that is not very famous. The audience is quite small, but it is still very interesting in my personal opinion."

The boss turned around and walked to the ladder, climbed up to the second floor and took out a book. It seemed that he put it somewhere because there were not many readers.

His voice fell from the ladder to the ground and entered Heichuan's ears: "Are you a writer? Maybe you will be interested."

"I'm dissatisfied with you, you made me feel different as soon as you came in... It's like a misty smoke. The tobacco leaves that make this smoke must be produced in the distant Edo."

Kurokawa never expected that a guy like himself who wrote harem light novels could be praised by others. You must know that he was a third-rate writer at the time, and he often couldn't make ends meet.

The shopkeeper walked down the ladder with the book, and happily handed the book to Heichuan: "Look."

"This is the book, "The Story of the Full Moon."

"Cough cough cough."

Kurokawa choked.

"This...how could this be?"

How could his harem light novel be placed here?

The name of this book is "The Story of the Full Moon". It tells the story of a boy named Full Moon meditating by the stream at the age of 16, praying to the moon like Kanosuke Yamanaka, "I don't want to live in this boring and boring life. life", praying for the moon to bring him a different new life.

So Man Yue packed her luggage and went down the mountain, and started her own path of pursuing women. She met sixteen girls in a row but was rejected by various reasons.

In the end, full moon sadly ran to the empty door to shave.

There is no way to do this, after all, people at that time liked this kind of tragic-toned ending.

... a little bit of Wenqing disease.

At that time, I just wrote this kind of novel just to meet the meal, but I didn’t expect that the meal was not completed, and it would be placed here to be publicly executed by scholars from all walks of life... Sure enough, I still feel a little complicated.

The boss patted the book cherishingly: "You are talking about this novel about Zen. Although it is rarely heard by the public, it has very important meaning in some people's hearts."

Ok?

what did you say?

The shopkeeper said: "The protagonist met sixteen incarnations of human hues in a row. After being rejected, he realized that the human world is nothing but emptiness and nothingness... The truth contained in it really needs to be explored carefully."

Seeing Kurokawa's calm face, the owner asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Kurokawa shook his head and nodded again: "It's just that I think..."

"The author may not have meant that..."

The owner straightened his face and said very seriously: "You can't make such a joke."

Kurokawa: "ε=(`ο`*))) Alas."