[Comprehensive] Reincarnation Thousand Years

The "just warrior" who was roughly lifted out of the Ti swamp by Salazar was thrown directly into the forest by his "bad wizard" with a wave of his magic wand.

As for Helga, when she saw the place where the other party fell, she immediately exclaimed.

"My Dim Sum!"

She didn't care about the mandrake's retention, she just lifted the hem of her robe and rushed over.

When she ran past Salazar, she stopped and pointed at him angrily: "Asshole, I said that there are my snacks!"

After she complained, she immediately ran away with her destination in mind.

It didn't matter that Salazar was called a jerk, on the contrary, he adjusted his magic power in a leisurely manner, letting his feet land on the swamp.

'Of course I did it on purpose. '

As long as he thought about what the hell Helga's snack was, he would be physically disgusted.No miserable wizard would eat bugs!God knows what Helga's "high-protein" words are, anyway, he will never let Helga go further and further down the wrong diet path.

If Helga had real contact with the wizarding world, she would know that no matter how miserable a wizard is, he would not be unable to think about filling his stomach with worms.

This is simply not a funny joke at all.

'Hopefully that fool has been eaten by worms by the time she goes by. '

Looking forward to this, he turned and returned to his residence.

When Helga ran to her snack gathering point, the "righteous warrior" was stung by bees and running around in the forest.

“My Honey QAQ”

When Helga saw the fallen hive and the scattered honey, her heart ached.

Then Helga cried out: "Aren't you a wizard? Don't you know some spells to protect yourself?"

"I don't want to be a wizard!" The righteous warrior who was stung by bees answered her loudly, "I want a majestic knight! Even Merlin is not as handsome as Lancelot!"

Helga faltered when she mentioned the hive. She didn't expect that there were wizards who wanted to be knights.

So she retorted without thinking: "You have been poisoned by romantic knight novels, you idiot!"

She didn't know that she and Salazar had a tacit agreement on the title of the "just warrior".

"Have you seen it too?"

The righteous warrior's eyes lit up, then he turned around and ran towards Helga.

When Helga saw the "righteous idiot" running towards her with a swarm of angry bees, she immediately lifted the hive, fixed all the honey with a fixing spell, and took the lead ran ahead.

She ran towards Salazar's residence.

In Helga's opinion, Salazar is a smart person who can solve all problems in this world, and he is indeed a good person with a hard mouth and a soft heart.

If Salazar knew what Helga was thinking, he might be so angry that he vomited blood.

But he had to help clean up the mess.

"Stunnedly" "stunnedly".

With a flick of his wand, he gracefully and quickly cast a series of stun spells, leaving all the bees in the swamp as stuffing, and he saw the "just fool" and Ti Helga, who was looking at the hive, stood obediently side by side in front of him, looking at him with almost the same admiration, he didn't feel complacent at all.

'Damn it, am I going to help these two guys clean up the mess in the future! '

No matter how awesome Salazar's birth was, when he moved to the edge of the swamp alone, he never thought that after encountering such a tragic thing of being ostracized by his family and hated by his biological mother, not only could he not The guy who grew up with a twisted mind and only wanted to take revenge on his family all day long was "been" to be the nanny of two guys who would only cause trouble.

Helga is an undisciplined idiot without all the common sense of the wizarding world, Godric Gryffindor, who was planted in a swamp the first time they met, and was stung by bees all over his head the second time, is a knight A wizard who has read too many novels and dreams of becoming a knight all day long.

"Damn it, you two guys, recite it for me!"

Salazar wrote down the simplest potion steps on the blackboard that Helga came up with on a whim, and then the two guys who didn't have the slightest potion talent could only look at the bible-like steps with a sad face.

Godric, who had a slightly better foundation than Helga, slowly raised his hand.

"Both my parents gave up on my Potions..."

"Shut up! This is the common-sense potion making step that a wizard must know! If you don't even know this, don't even think about being a wizard who can survive the Holy See's tribunal!"

Godric refuted Salazar seriously: "But my dream is to be a knight of justice QAQ"

"I have a dream, to live with the animals in the forest, to be happy every day..." Helga spoke her dream in a dreamy voice, and was then accurately focused by Salazar's chalk He hit his forehead and fell to the ground.

Godric immediately jumped up, accusing Salazar righteously.

"Salazar, how could you do that!" He was even more upright than the Templars in the Holy See, "If Helga doesn't wake up before dinner, we won't have any food!"

Salazar was completely furious. He lifted the table and yelled at Godric: "I will pour poison into your stomach before you eat!"

After Helga wobbled up from the ground—in fact, she just lay down on the ground to rest for a while after being hit on the head by chalk. When she had enough rest, she opened her eyes—when she saw Salazar When chasing each other with Godric, he sighed faintly.

"Ah... Salazar, you and Godric became friends so quickly."

Salazar immediately turned to Helga and yelled, "I'm not friends with this idiot!"

As if Helga didn't hear Salazar's words, she continued to speak slowly what she wanted to say—she knew that as soon as Salazar refuted her, she would immediately pester him about the content of the rebuttal, and the topic It must be transferred to a strange place thousands of miles away.

"I remember I still knew you and became friends the next day."

Salazar was so angry that he blurted out: "You and I are not friends!"

As soon as Helga heard him say this, she froze immediately.

After saying that, Salazar stopped chasing Godric.

He straightened his messy robe, looked at the collar and sleeves and the folds on the clothes, but didn't look at Helga's face that was about to cry.

Godric looked at Helga with tears rolling in his eyes, and at Salazar who was so rigid that he refused to bow his head, and sighed.

He knew that it was finally time for him, the knight, to play.

Godric's elbow suddenly hooked Salazar's neck, forcing him to lower his head, and he rubbed Salazar's black hair vigorously.

"So, Salazar, we're friends now."

"puff."

When Helga saw Salazar's unkempt hairdo, which Godric had scuffed, he broke into tears and laughed.

"I know. In fact, we have been friends for a long time. It's just that Salazar is shy, so he refuses to admit it."

'Damn, when did I become friends with you guy! '

Salazar really had nothing to say about Helga's logic, though he thought... well, he could just be friends with the idiot.

Salazar seemed to want to yell out all the rage in his future life on this day, and shouted loudly: "Who is so shy! Tell me clearly!"

"Ah, that's it." Godric was still able to turn his head and raise a bright smile at Helga even though Salazar dragged him by the collar of his robe, "Helga, Salazar is so hard-spoken and soft-hearted like this Guy, he's actually a nice guy."

"Yeah, that's right."

Helga nodded desperately, and Salazar immediately felt that Godric's sunny smiling face was too much of an eyesore.

"Go to hell you stupid lion!"

He swung his fist and wanted to hit Godric in the left eye, but the other party just raised his hand and blocked Salazar's attack. Not to mention, when he turned his wrist, it became him holding Salazar's fist with both hands. Sincere gesture.

"Salazar, now we don't hit strangers." Godric nodded self-sufficiently, "Yeah, that's how it is."

"Don't talk to yourself, you idiot!"

It's a pity that Salazar's roar, except for himself, no one of the two people present cared.

In the end Salazar was forced to admit that day that he had indeed gained two friends.

'I'm definitely not going to fight this guy anymore. ’ Salazar was thinking, ‘I am a wizard and I have to look like a wizard. '

Even these two will prove to be such reliable friends countless times in the future.

Since that day, Salazar Slytherin has never fought with anything other than wands, spells, and potions.

——Although more often, these two are not reliable at all and need Salazar's help.

When the three finally resolved their friendship problem, a blond girl in a black robe walked out of the swamp.

Her blue eyes looked at the three people in the arena. The two teenagers were disheveled, obviously they had just had a fight.

As soon as Salazar realized that his right hand was still being held by Godric, he immediately pulled his hand away.

Although he was forced to admit that he had such an idiot friend—he could foresee how "colorful" his future would be with a little thought, but he didn't need to prove it with actions in front of a lady.

"I'm Rowena Ravenclaw."

She gracefully performed a court etiquette, and all three looked at her with "you are sick" eyes.

"In this kind of place, don't worry about things like etiquette."

Helga gave an appropriate explanation for the two teenagers' feelings in a weak tone.

Although she felt that her explanation might not be very good.

Rowena immediately turned to look at Helga, and replied seriously: "I watched a very exciting scene, of course I have to thank you solemnly."

But her red ears betrayed her.

"Okay, Your Royal Highness, what can I do for you?"

Salazar was born in a big family anyway, so he naturally recognized this girl and performed a standard court ceremony, and it was only for princesses.

"I heard that there is an evil wizard living deep in the swamp here."

She puffed up her chest and said complacently, "I'm here to join you."

Salazar (inner voice): 'Who the hell spread this? '

He was fiddling with his wand behind his back, thinking that if he could find out the source of Her Royal Highness, he would kill her and run away with "fool and fool friend duo".

Godric: "I'm sorry, Princess, I'm a knight." How many times has he been misunderstood as a wizard!He is trying hard to become a good knight!

"Eh?"

Helga, who was completely out of state, watched the interaction between the three people—she felt that the three people were not thinking in the same place at all.

"You guys are so strange. You're all talking about different things, how can you laugh together?"

After Helga pointed out the most critical issue, under Salazar's probing gaze, she ran to catch the blue butterfly chasing Rowena without noticing it.

After Helga struggled for a long time and couldn't catch it, she could only turn around and ask Salazar for help: "Salazar, this butterfly is blue, so rare! Hurry up and help me catch it!"

With a wave of Rowena's hand, the butterfly fluttered slowly from the air to the ground.Helga just looked at her with a strange look.

"I called Salazar."

She tilted her head again and told her.

"Because Salazar would catch a butterfly and put it in my palm."

Godric immediately looked at Salazar with a look of "I misread you", and he murmured: "I didn't expect Salazar to have such a skill in chasing girls... my friend! He threw himself on Salazar's shoulder and begged tearfully, "Please tell me the trick, the rest of my life's happiness depends on your skills!"

Salazar yelled at him in a low voice: "That's because Helga is so lazy that he doesn't even bend down to pick a butterfly!"

And Rowena looked at Salazar who didn't know that "the more you explain the situation, the worse it will be", with a surprised look, "I didn't expect there to be such a considerate wizard in this world..."

She lifted the hem of her robe and trotted up to Salazar.

Holding his left hand with both hands, he sincerely asked: "Are you willing to marry me? I have enough dowry to promise you."

"No need."

Salazar threw a petrifying curse on Godric with a blank expression, and then kicked the idiot who he had re-identified as a mentally ill person into the corner, and then desperately pulled his hand from Roy. After pulling Na's hand away, he pointed the wand in his hand at Rowena: "Tell me, Your Royal Highness, where did you get the news, and how did you find this place?"

"I deduced it."

Rowena answered as a matter of course.

"Wizards have been reported everywhere in Europe, but I think this place is more likely than other places. The harvest of the whole year of last year was 25% higher than that of the 20.00 sample comparison villages in the surrounding areas on average. 37, the average death rate is 26 lower, and the villagers' happiness index is the highest among the [-] villages..."

Rowena took out his parchment scroll from the pocket of his robe, and read out the data on it.

"Stop for a moment." Helga stopped Rowena from using various actual data to prove her "wizard haunted" speculation, "That, that, I should have done it, Salazar he I have never been to that village..."

"what!"

Rowena immediately took three steps away from Salazar.

"Before I knew that I was a witch, I swore that I would never marry a man who would stay in the palace all day and would not go out to exercise..."

She sighed deeply.

"I've met most of the men in the world of ordinary people, but I can't even find the marriage partner I expected in the world of wizards?"

"Actually, there are not only these two wizards in the wizarding world..." Helga rescued the dark-faced Salazar, "I think it should be like this."

"Then, let's go to the wizarding world!"

Rowena put away the scroll in his hand, and set his goal talking to himself.

"I haven't been there yet."

"The wizarding world is not joking, Your Royal Highness."

Salazar yelled the title "His Royal Highness" quite like gnashing his teeth.

But it's a pity that none of the three people present could understand his well-intentioned subtext.

"Ah, speaking of which, Rowena is the words of Her Highness the Princess," Helga habitually ignored Salazar, who suddenly had a eccentric temper, and honestly said what she wanted to ask. , "Which country is the princess from?"

Rowena replied easily: "France."

"Wait, what Her Royal Highness Princess of France said." Godric's petrification spell had already expired, he got up from the ground, and looked at Rowena with a strange expression, "I remember that she is going to marry His Royal Highness the Second Prince of our country?" ?”

"I don't want to be cannon fodder."

Rowena turned her head, and then Salazar explained to Helga what she hadn't finished speaking—mainly because Helga was the only one present with an expression of "I didn't understand her subtext".

"That is to say, this Highness is really a princess, not only is she a witch, but also escaped marriage."

"Right, that is it."

Rowena nodded reservedly at Salazar.

The movements are elegant and charming.

Helga let out a long sigh.

"Salazar who is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, Godric who wants to be a knight, and Rowena who is a runaway princess."

She snapped her fingers with a melancholy look on her face.

"Why do my friends have such strange identities?"

When Rowena heard that Helga regarded her as a friend, she immediately raised a smile, ran to her side gracefully, and held her hand.

"Although my marriage proposal just now was obviously a bit too eager for quick success and instant benefits. Anyway, it didn't work out, so everyone should act like an adult and treat it as if it never happened——but I made such a good witch friend as Helga. It was fantastic."

Helga blinked.

"I don't seem to have introduced myself to Rowena yet."

She immediately gave Rowena an apologetic smile, and then said to her while the latter shook his head that "it doesn't matter", "My name is Helga Hufflepuff."

She felt that her identity was useless at all, anyway, people who knew who she was were basically dead.

So she didn't feel at all that her identity was actually the weirdest among all of them.

"I'm Rowena Ravenclaw." Rowena smiled more sincerely at Helga, "Ravenclaw is the surname of my mother's grandmother's family, and my great-grandmother was also a witch. I inherited her lineage."

Godric looked at Helga with a bitter face, pointed at himself, and complained sadly: "Helga, you haven't introduced yourself like this to me before."

Salazar flicked another petrification spell with his wand, and kicked Godric aside again with his kick.

Last time, he made a mistake in his calculations. He didn't expect Godric to reduce the effect of the petrification spell so easily. He increased the output of magic power this time, so he will be able to be quiet for a while.

Moreover, it is true that no one can live here anymore.

Sarah looked at the mandrake she had just planted and sighed.

He decided to burn them all.

Then he runs away with his friends who are a duo of idiots and fools.

As for the escaped princess who would cause big trouble?

Who cares about her.