[Comprehensive] Reincarnation Thousand Years

Since she and Salazar first met, she found a place to settle nearby, and then came to visit him every day with various forest specialties.

Sometimes it is fish, sometimes it is bird. Of course, every time it will bring various special fruits of the forest.Once she took arthropods to find Salazar. Although she dared to swear on her mother's credit that these arthropods were roasted and sprinkled with salt, they tasted great and were also very nutritious, but Salazar died. He didn't want to, and even didn't give her a good face for three days in a row.

'What a stupid wizard who doesn't know how to try new things! '

She was jumping with anger in her heart. If she didn't eat these, where would she find such high-protein food to fill Salazar's stomach?

If you can't eat enough and don't grow tall, no little girl will like it. Let's see how he cries!

She vowed that she would never worry about Salazar's height anymore, and when he kept complaining, "Do you think people can live only by eating fruits?", "Do you think I am a bear, and I only need to eat fish?" ?” After waiting for these contents, she became ruthless and only brought him water.

After throwing the bucket on the ground angrily, she said angrily, "Drink, I know you can live just by drinking water."

Salazar glanced at the ground in disgust—some of the water in the bucket splashed out and scattered all over the floor.

"Where can't I get the water I want by myself? Do you have to deliver it? Since you don't want to come over, why are you here?" he asked.

To use the worst language to evaluate the kindness of others, to make the other party run away in anger, and vowed never to come back—this is simply Salazar Slytherin's innate instinct.

She also gradually figured out how to deal with Salazar.So now she can take it for granted that she can answer this kind of ridicule that makes others feel harsh and unpleasant just by hearing it: "Of course it's because I'm worried that you won't be able to survive only eating vegetables."

She really felt that if she didn't come to fill the boy's stomach, he would forget to eat for several days, and then suddenly fell to the ground and starved to death.

The starving wizard felt so miserable just to hear it.

No matter how miserable she was, she would just eat black bread mixed with sawdust mixed with water. At least she could comfort herself at that time, you can’t tell the difference between wood chips and bread at all when you taste the soaked brown bread.

Of course, this consolation doesn't do anything at all.

Her tongue was so dull that she couldn't tell the difference between sawdust and bread before she was ten years old.At the very least, her body has deliberately forgotten the difference in order to survive.

Hearing her answer, he continued to sneer: "How can you be so arrogant while being so stupid?"

After hearing this, she looked at him with strange eyes: "Salazar, you look like the kind of person who doesn't even know how to wash fruit."

Although she really didn't even wash the fruit before she became alone.

But now she washes quickly and well, and can prepare a meal in half an hour.

As soon as she finished speaking, Salazar snorted coldly as if being stepped on a sore foot, and then he rolled up the sleeves of his hands, and the sleeves of the wide robe were rolled up, and the long The cuffs made his hands long and thin, and she felt that this was clearly a state of malnutrition.

Even though most males in puberty are like this—it is estimated that there are not many people in Europe who are not under the category of malnutrition, but she still thinks that he should be stuffed with food.

The happiest thing in her life is when she fills her stomach. Of course, she works so hard towards this goal. After reaching her lowest goal (filling her stomach), her next goal is to fill her surroundings. human belly.

She couldn't bear to be fed by herself while others starved.

And Salazar just grabbed a fruit after snorting coldly, and told her vowedly: "I will show you how I wash the fruit."

But when she saw that Salazar washed a fruit in 10 minutes, she felt that she should let herself do it.

"I can't even eat breakfast at night if you are so picky about cooking." She pushed Salazar away from the cooking table (it was just a pile of stone slabs with a drop in the open air), and then Warn him, "If you care about how each meal is made, you will never want to eat a full meal in your life."

Salazar, who was pushed away from the kitchen (in front of the cooking counter) by Helga, just sneered eccentrically when she heard this - she didn't want to pay attention to this guy who was always so bad-tempered all the time.

He walked to the side with the fruits he had washed, gnawed them without saying a word, and vowed that he would never have anything to do with cooking again in his life.

Once Salazar made this oath, it was really carried out for the rest of his life.

Of course he didn't know that he had only a few vows that he had thoroughly implemented.including this one.

When Salazar realized that he had been "unlucky" with Helga for a year, he decided that he was "really unlucky".

To make matters worse, dragging Helga's nagging at mealtimes three times a day, he not only knew that she was now on good terms with the farmers outside the forest, but that she was also teaching them how to grow grain.

Turns out he didn't have to go out of the swamp to know that she lived near a big wheat field now, and he even knew the names of all the goddamn cows in that goddamn village.

'Only this idiot would name every cow! '

Salazar ate the white bread made by Helga ferociously, cursing in his heart that this idiot didn't look like a witch at all.

If it weren't for the fact that the white bread she made was delicious, then Salazar wouldn't just be cursing like this in his heart at the moment.

What made him even more hateful was that Helga hadn't learned the skill of "sensing words and emotions" in a year.What's worse, she might not be able to learn this skill in her life.

The more you think about it, the more likely it is that this will happen.

So Salazar decided not to think about these bad things at all, and he definitely wanted to think about some happy things.

So he decided to think about the mandrakes he had grown: those cuties had been planted for a month, healthy and charming.

At breakfast time, while pouring milk for Salazar, who was sitting on a chair, Helga worriedly said to him, "Salazar, Ariana is not in a good mood today. The taste is a bit off."

"How old are you, and you still care about the mood of a cow?" Salazar picked up the cup, feeling that something was wrong with his thoughts and didn't want to think deeply about what was wrong, so he stopped thinking about it and waited for him to drink it. After taking a sip of the milk in the glass, he secretly screamed "no".

'The taste is actually not very good. '

Salazar's hand stopped, and then he heard Helga say: "Look, I said that Salazar felt the same way."

Salazar immediately retorted: "No."

"Eh?"

Looking at Helga's bewildered and blank expression, Salazar only felt that it was troublesome. After a few seconds, he finally saved enough patience, looked down at the milk glass in his hand, and explained softly without looking at her. Said: "You didn't say that sentence just now."

At this moment, Helga was already holding a milk glass, running to watch the Mandrake planted by Salazar last month.

When she heard Salazar mentioning herself, she answered, "Salazar, what are you talking about?"

Salazar squeezed the milk glass in his hand and swore inwardly that he didn't want to say anything to Helga.

'At least not today.snort. '

But Helga didn't realize that the friend she unilaterally identified was not going to talk to her today. She stretched out her index finger and gently scratched the leaves of the Mandrake. Obviously, the Mandrake was scratched. Very happy, the whole plant was shaking slightly.

Sarah checked that the potion raw materials she had grown were as good as Helga's, and said impatiently, "Don't treat it like those stupid cats."

Helga laughed innocently, and she said to the mandrake: Your master is really a possessive person. "

And the mandrake shook its leaves slightly, seeming to agree with this.

At this time, Salazar had already walked behind Helga, and raised a cold smile at the two guys who spoke ill of him together.

The mandrake stopped moving immediately, while Helga silently turned her head away, staring at Salazar's gloomy expression as if a great demon king had descended into the world, and was in a daze for a while.

Salazar was secretly proud: Let's see if you dare to lose your mind and run to play with plants while I'm talking!

He felt that the timing of his expression was perfect, and he secretly planned in his heart that by doing this, Helga, an idiot, would stop being so sloppy and learn to be vigilant, a skill that must be learned, but who knows Suddenly, a righteous shout came from a distance: "Bad wizard who lives in the mud, don't bully other little girls!"

"Bad Wizard" Salazar raised the corner of his mouth, waved his wand towards the source of the voice, and chanted the incantation of "little bullied girl" Hei Erjia who didn't understand why, and then heard "Justice Warrior" utter "Hey!" !" screamed, and fell into the swamp just like the "little girl who was bullied" a year ago.

Salazar's mouth twitched.

The swamp near his residence was cast with a family spell, and only wizards would fall into the swamp, and ordinary Muggles were driven away by the effect of the Muggle Repelling Curse long before they approached the edge of the swamp. up.

"I thought there would only be one idiot like you in the world, but I didn't expect there to be two."

However, Salazar calmly straightened his robe, brushed off the non-existent ash on his body, and then walked slowly to the top of the swamp.

Helga blinked.

'Oh, so that righteous warrior is also a wizard. '

Helga continued to play with the mandrake with her head down.

After coaxing her for a while, the mandrake carefully tapped Helga's finger with the leaves, and they were playing again in an instant.

Little did Helga know that she had missed the historic meeting between Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor.But obviously Gryffindor didn't need a third person to know how embarrassed he was when he met Slytherin.

But Slytherin was happy to describe the meeting between the two with his own sneer and sarcasm with any brave man who asked him how they met.

Of course, Gryffindor was slammed for nothing by Slytherin in the description.

From Helga's point of view at that time, Salazar was more like collecting the dead body of the other party than saving the wizard.

Salazar obviously didn't want to save the hapless guy.

The lively existence of Godric made Salazar wonder countless times in his later life-why did he save this idiot in the first place.

Naturally, Helga was treated only slightly better than Godric.

But these two duo who were criticized as "idiots" and "fools" by Salazar will always justly deny any malicious evaluation of Salazar they have heard.

Both of them will seriously and seriously tell those who gave Salazar bad reviews——

"He's actually a nice guy."

Introduced by two guys as "Salazar is a good man", as the party involved, Salazar Slytherin would rather become a perverted pica who is "the legendary eats a wizard every day".