Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

hello, i'm newton

Nakahara Chuya is in trouble for the first time since he was born. Now he can't use it because Meiduzi has turned his supernatural power into an unconditional open state, so he can't run at all, and even if his physical skills are powerful, but at this moment. Suddenly stunned.

Zhongya, who is about to turn 16, has grown to a height of 158, but he is still a fork away from Meiduzi, who is 170. For a moment, he even thinks that the other party is a giantess.

"It happens that it is more convenient for you to wear pajamas. I just put a waist chain on you, come on."

Mei Duzi walked towards Zhongya while smiling, using his height advantage to grab him directly, Zhongye was like a little lamb being watched by a big bad wolf, trembling in the corner of the room right now.

After catching Zhong Ye, she and the other party began to fight over the clothes issue. The little girl just wanted to put the waist chain on Baa-baa with her own hands, but Baa-baa blushed and said no.

"Mei, Mitsuko! I can do it myself! This is too much trouble for you!"

"No trouble, no trouble, really no trouble."

Mei Duzi's movements revealed a hint of urgency, and she was just about to pick it up, but she was afraid that Zhong would be a little angry by herself, so she didn't use all her strength.

"I said... what are you doing?"

Just when the two people were pushing and shoving, half-moving their clothes, several people suddenly surrounded the door.

Okay, Xing and the others all blocked the door and watched them do this and that in the house.

No no no, they are not doing this or that, they are just doing a very sacred thing.

"we are not……"

Chuya wanted to explain the current situation while blushing, but sometimes the more he explained, the more suspicious he became, especially now his blushing was very suspicious.

"Listen to me, we are really not like this."

Everyone else looked at the two of them with [we all understand, this is normal agitation in adolescence], which made Zhong Ye even worse.

Compared with Chuya's chaos, Meiduzi seemed very calm, she stretched out her hand and patted the back of Chuya's hand to signal him not to panic too much, just leave everything to her.

"Your elder brother is getting taller. I'm just looking at the size of pajamas to buy for him. Do you have any questions?"

In front of everyone, Mei Duzi calmly pulled off the clothes that had been lifted up and were a little bit exposed, and even pulled them again on purpose and helped tidy them up, but only Nakaya knew about them and took advantage of them. While pulling the clothes, Meiduzi quickly put the waist chain on his waist.

"Don't pick it, I climbed into your bed in the middle of the night after picking it~"

As she said that, she blinked at Baa Baa and performed a wink for the other party.

"..."

Zhong Ye suddenly couldn't control his facial management system for a moment, why did his little friend completely change after entering Hong Kong Hei, she wasn't this Yazi before.

The waist chain Meiduzi chose was the kind that was braided with red rope in a fancy style, and a lamb made of jade was put on it. Originally, she planned to choose the waist chain with silver bells next to it, but when she thought of that kind of thing moving It will ring, as if it really looks like a dog.

Dog - Bell - Collar

Thinking of this series, Meiduzi fell into silence. She remembered that the fat sheep ready to be slaughtered generally wore earrings on their ears as proof of identity.

Glancing at Chuya's ear, she has already thought about what to give when she turns 17.

Noticing that Mitsuko's eyes were on her ears again, Chuya shrank her neck subconsciously.

No, the other party's eyes were not only on his ears, but even on his neck for a few seconds, which was really suspicious.

"Why do you guys come back so late? Isn't it already past time after get off work and school?"

Meiduzi chose to strike first, and successfully shifted the topic to the four people standing outside the door.

You must know that several people are already waiting at home at this time, but the four people who could not get together today actually returned home together. Thinking about it, I feel very suspicious.

"I, we just ran into each other halfway!"

As if he was afraid that other people would tell the story, Xiao Hui hurriedly said, "I really didn't expect to meet today, so we came back together."

Before, they were planning to buy Nakaya a 16th birthday gift with Mitsuko, but he was busy with work, so they agreed to visit the store to see if there was anything they liked, and finally they chose a hat.

If it's a hat, as long as it's not too ugly, Chuya shouldn't refuse to accept it. You know, this guy's brain can hold an exhibition.

Seeing the hesitant looks of these guys, Mei Duzi already guessed what was going on, everyone was for this former sheep leader, and now the gangsters in Hong Kong tried their best to choose birthday gifts, so she didn't say anything more.

Letting go of Chuya's clothes, Mitsuko rubbed her stomach pretending to be nonchalant, "Today I suddenly want to eat curry. I'll make curry for everyone tonight."

"Good~"

And Zhong, who was still standing against the wall, stared at the figure of Meiduzi entering the kitchen in a daze. After leaving, the mint scent on Meiduzi's body also slowly dissipated, which made him suddenly have an inexplicable feeling.

He reached out and touched the waist chain under his clothes. After a period of ideological struggle, Zhong also chose to compromise.

In fact, it was just a birthday, and Chuya didn't make any big fuss, but Ozaki Koyo could be said to be very sympathetic to his subordinates after hearing about the other party's birthday, allowing him to leave work early when he had time.

But for the lucky birthday star, Mei Duzi seemed unlucky. Today, she received another mission about the mistress.

The woman wants them to beat someone violently. Of course, this person is not her husband's mistress, but her husband.

"This scumbag went to find other people behind my back, and broke his dog's legs for me! Break all three legs, even if the dog's head explodes!"

The lady in front of me could be said to have maintained an elegant sitting posture until Meiduzi just came in, but when she mentioned her own scumbag, she was so angry that she almost lifted the table.

"Odasaku, is this lady an old customer of Hong Kong and Black?"

"It is said to be the gold master."

Oh, that is to say, the scumbag is a person who eats and drinks money from the money maker, but now he is still looking for the mistress behind the back of the money owner.

Too much, this is really too much.

Mei Duzi patted the table and said that he would definitely complete the task satisfactorily, "Don't worry, benefactor! I promise to break his legs so that he won't have the ability to cheat again!"

"Okay! I'll leave it to you!"

The only male present, Odasaku: "..."

Suddenly a little shivering.

After exercising her muscles, Mei Duzi rushed out with a photo of the scumbag with bright eyes. This is different from the previous one looking for evidence.

Today was originally Chuya’s 16th (nine) birthday, whether it’s a birthday cake or a gift, everything is ready, but everyone is going to work besides going to school, and today there is this exciting job of violating a scumbag, Mitsuko Feeling that I might miss the appointment with the cake shop to pick up the cake, I was thinking about whether to tell the cake shop when Chuya called.

Zhong on the other end of the phone said that he had already left work early, and asked her where she was now, and went to find her if it was convenient.

Get off work early...

"I still have a task to complete. Otherwise, Zhongye, you can go to the cake shop to get the cake back. I will send you the certificate for picking up the cake."

Asking today's birthday star to pick up the cake himself, it can only be said that he is a miserable man.

According to the address sent by Meiduzi, Chuya flew directly there, but what no one expected was that Meiduzi followed the scumbag to the vicinity.

Isn't it just to blow the dog's head and break the dog's legs, this phoenix man who flew up the branch may turn back into his hairless sparrow today.

Meiduzi moved her wrist, and a very bright smile appeared on the face under the mask.

The scumbag couldn't see how she was smiling, but it could be seen from the guy's completely squinted eyes that she was in a very good mood at the moment.

"Leave this kind of educating scumbags to me, Odasaku, help me watch the wind at the entrance of the alley."

"……it is good."

There was silence for a second, and finally Odasaku turned around and started walking towards the entrance of the alley with long legs. After walking a few steps, he heard a man begging for mercy from behind, and then it turned into a scream.

His partner, the character design is completely wrong.

Taking off the mask on his face, Odasaku leaned against the wall of the alley and waited for the people inside to come out. This mask was thought up by Mitsuko, saying that it was to prevent people from finding out that they were Hong Kong gangsters. The benefactor has caused unnecessary trouble.

unnecessary trouble……

But judging from the current form, even if it is not known, it is a bit difficult...

Suddenly turning his head and looking inside, Odasaku suddenly remembered that Mitsuko not only wore a mask, but also carried out a series of disguises.

In addition to putting down the double ponytails, he also replaced the small suit with a sailor suit, which made it impossible for people to have anything to do with Hong Kong black.

"Odasaku? Why are you here?"

After taking the cake out, Nakaya saw Odasaku who was doing nothing at the entrance of the alley. The other party was a partner with Mitsuko. Since Mitsuko said that she still had tasks to complete, the presence of the other party here meant that Mitsuko was also there.

He looked around, but did not see the little girl's shadow.

"Where's Mitsuko?"

Hearing his question, Odasaku pointed at Mitsuko who was still fighting inside, "Beat the head of the scumbag inside and break the dog's legs of the scumbag."

"???"

Following Odasaku's line of sight, Zhong also saw a figure spinning and jumping in the alley, hitting someone.

That's right, every time Meiduzi uses the trick of spinning and jumping, she says it's very cool.

"Where are her twin ponytails?"

As a Meiduzi who regards the double ponytails as her own logo, she actually put down the double ponytails!

"It is said that it is for better camouflage, so the appearance has been changed..."

Speaking of this, Oda Tsukuru stopped, he thought for a few seconds and finally felt that he had to explain the situation to Zhongya in detail.

After all, he is an honest good guy.

"The man in it was messing around with men and women. It is said that he hooked up with a vixen. Jinbao was very angry, so it evolved into what it is now."

"..."

Mess with men and women?

Vixen?

Zhong also suddenly felt a burst of cold sweat on his back, and took a slight step back with the cake in his hand.

Now his mind is full of pictures of Meiduzi calling Dazai Osamu a vixen, thinking about how it is so similar to the script he took?

The two men at the entrance of the alley had their own concerns, while Meiduzi in the alley ended his spin and jump.

She didn't kill the dog, didn't blow the dog's head or break the dog's legs, but at least she would beat the man so hard that he couldn't get off the ground in a short time.

She took out a bulging wallet from the other party's arms, and she was going to return it to the benefactor. This guy eats other people's money and drinks other people's money, so he must return it now.

Looking at the man who had rolled his eyes and passed out, Mei Duzi took the man's cell phone in disgust and called an ambulance.

After finishing everything, the little girl came out contentedly, but just as she came out, she saw Zhong Ye tremblingly holding the cake in her arms.

"Chuya? Why are you here?"

Taking off the mask on her face, Meiduzi returned to her original silly and sweet appearance. Since she accidentally exposed something when she was wearing a waist chain for the other party that day, she first reflected on herself, and then she felt that she had to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Rang Zhong also completely put down his guard.

From the obviously subtle eyes of the other party, she felt that her ability to pretend to be stupid had improved again.

"I...take the cake and pass by."

"Ha, my task here is over, let's go home together in a while!"

Now they only need to return the wallet to the benefactor, and the rest is none of their business. Thinking of this, Mei Duzi smiled even more happily.

"Chuya, Odasaku, I really advise you not to be too scumbags, otherwise the rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry."

"Meduko, I think your description of yourself as a rabbit is a bit out of character."

Zhongye's words made Meiduzi feel reluctant. Isn't the big bad wolf worthy of becoming a little white rabbit?

Thinking of this, she smiled even more happily, "Okay, baa baa, you are right!"

"..."

It's over, I feel that the other party is a little angry.

...

……

.........

The task was solved perfectly, the gold master was very smart, Mei Duzi had a smile on her face throughout the whole process, but the bigger the corners of her mouth raised, the more flustered Chuya became, and in the end he sat on the side obediently.

When he found out, he had been sitting quietly since the very beginning, and Zhi Sisaku looked at the two people sitting in the back seat through the rearview mirror of the car with some doubts. For a moment, he even saw the surroundings of Meiduzi's body. It shone with a strange light.

This is a bit weird.

The atmosphere in the car can be said to be silent until the two people behind got out of the car. When the smiling Mitsuko got out of the car, Odasaku felt that the temperature in the car had risen a lot.

very nice.

"Mitsuko, you..."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Looking at the other party's smiling face, Chuya silently closed his mouth, not even daring to open it again.

The process of celebrating birthdays is the same, and there is no change at all because of who celebrates the birthday or how old it is.

After blowing out the candles, it was time to give gifts. Nakaya unwrapped everyone's gifts one by one. When he saw the choker sent by Mitsuko, he looked really sexy.

Glancing at Mitsuko who was looking at her with a gentle smile like an old mother, Nakaya quickly took the collar out of the box and put it on her neck, and looked at her with hopeful eyes by the way, "How is it?" ,looks good?"

"Looks good, especially good-looking, if it is matched with a chain, it will be more suitable."

"..."

He couldn't say a word in the middle of what he said. He touched his neck subconsciously. This thing is also pretty, so he put it on.

"Then I'll wear it."

"Ah."

The melon-eating crowd watching the whole process: "..."

wow~

I always feel that there is something wrong with the atmosphere between these two people.

This kind of ailment continued until the middle of the next day when Ye came back from get off work and brought a rabbit to Meiduzi. The point was that the rabbit was a living white rabbit.

Looking at the little white rabbit in Zhongye's hand, Meiduzi was completely in a state of bewilderment.

"Chuya, what's going on?"

"It's nothing, I'll give you a little white rabbit."

"..."

What's the matter, is this an apology for buying a gift because I accidentally said something wrong yesterday?

But why is it a living little white rabbit? It is too troublesome to raise this kind of thing.

That rabbit can be said to be extremely good-looking, he is completely a fighter among rabbits, just how good-looking he is.

Meiduzi's attention was all attracted by this beautiful rabbit. Other rabbits have red eyes, but this rabbit's eyes turned out to be blue.

So lovely.

As if he knew who his master was, the blue-eyed little white rabbit performed a 720-degree backflip on the spot, kicked Zhongye's chin firmly with his two hind legs, and then firmly It fell into the hands of Meiduzi.

"..."

"..."

Both of them were stunned by the rabbit's agility. At this moment, they even felt that this guy was not like an ordinary rabbit.

Frowning and thinking for a few seconds, Meiduzi said slowly, "Can I suspect that this guy might be transformed by Kamui?"

"...Give up, this is a female rabbit."

"..."

Chuya was originally looking at Meiduzi a little angry, so he bought a little rabbit to make him happy, but no one thought that the rabbit was actually bought to make him feel troubled.

The female rabbit has been following Meiduzi's ass since it came, and even when the other party goes to the toilet, it has to sit obediently at the door and wait for the other party to come out, and every time it sees him, it looks at him with the eyes of seeing an enemy. She stared at herself, and even bared her teeth, but as soon as she saw Meiduzi appearing, she immediately put on a cute look.

"..."

Is he matured?

This is absolutely perfect.

It can only be said that Zhong Ye is really a pure and kind child, even if he was raped by the owner of the pet shop, he didn't realize it.

"It's a male rabbit."

"..."

"Do you know why it is so unkind to you?"

"..."

"Same-sex repulsion after all."

"..."

Zhong also refused to speak.

Anyway, this rabbit has been raised for a while, and it can't be given away anymore. After thinking about it, Zhongye can only let Meiduzi continue to raise it.

It's just that after hearing what the other party said, Mei Duzi's expression became very subtle, "Even if you don't let me raise this rabbit, I still have to raise it. You can't throw this guy away."

"why?"

Stretching out her hand and scratching her head, the little girl winked at the rabbit, "It's better for you to talk about this kind of thing yourself, I think the person involved can make it clearer."

"???"

Zhong Ye was stunned, he didn't know why Meiduzi would say such words, and the most terrible thing was that the rabbit really stood up as if he understood human words.

That's right, the rabbit stood up with a very serious expression on its face, and it looked no different from an ordinary person.

Sensing that something was wrong, Chuya frowned and sat up slightly, his eyes fixed on the rabbit in front of him. Once the other party made any abnormal moves, he would definitely directly control it.

There was an undercurrent between one person and one rabbit, and Mei Duzi sat down beside him happily, ready to wait for the moment when Chuya's world view collapsed.

The male rabbit stretched out its paws and touched his forehead, then slowly opened his three-petal mouth, and an extremely deep man's voice came out of the rabbit's mouth.

What's terrible is that the other party spoke directly in British Japanese.

"Hi, I'm Newton."

"I#&$#%!!"

Zhong also almost burst into foul language.

The author has something to say:

Zhong was also hit hard!Fuck!Ha ha ha ha!