Newton's Laws [Comprehensive]

This everyday life is like a new episode of a large-scale urban dog blood drama, with new things happening every day, and dog blood plots appearing in every episode.

Pulling her twin ponytails, Meiduzi was a little baffled, really, as long as she met Osamu Dazai again, she would always feel this way, and even involuntarily played the bgm of "Fox Spirit" in her head.

Fox essence sauce.

Now her head is full of this name, if she sees the other person now, maybe she will call it out in the next second.

After reconciling the conflict between a certain boss's wife and the mistress, Mei Duzi sat in the co-pilot with some exhaustion, and she could feel her physical and mental exhaustion.

"Odasaku, how many times has this happened? Since we were two partners, we have been given a task about [Xiao San] almost every two days. Do men nowadays like this kind of red flag at home? , life outside with colorful flags fluttering?"

At this moment, Oda Tsukuru is just in his early 20s, and he has only a few pens in terms of relationship history, and he may not even have a few pens. He doesn't really understand this issue.

"Perhaps for the thrill?"

"Oh, looking for excitement? If my husband is such a scumbag in the future, I will probably cut off his third leg with a knife."

"..."

Oda Saku, who was sitting in the driver's seat, looked at Mitsuko silently, and finally continued to drive his car without saying anything, as if he hadn't heard anything.

In fact, Meiduzi is just such an assumption. After all, Baa Baa is not the kind of half-hearted person. That guy is almost a person who will definitely be responsible for the end after a kiss. If you talk about waves, it is very likely that it is Dazai of.

Fox essence sauce...

It is very likely that this guy will have his third leg cut off by the woman, but it depends on the woman's temper. If it is her, it may not be enough to cut off one leg.

The two of them chatted one after another, after all, they had been partners for a while, and the principles they both upheld were similar, just about the same.

Odasaku didn't use his own two guns to kill people, but Mitsuko hadn't figured out how to kill people with his own skills.

The two talked about family and life after get off work.

"No way, raise a child."

"???"

Regarding the situation of Meiduzi, Odasaku just knows a little bit. For example, she broke away from the "sheep" organization and was poached to Hong Kong gangsters. There are many people who came with her, and most of them are still young, and they are also raising children. Makes sense.

"Oh, is Oda Saku a loner? Raise a child, so that your body and mind can be happy."

"???"

what? What?

Raising children?

What kind of children are you raising?

Where to raise children?

Oda Saku could be said to have a confused face, he didn't understand what the other party meant by what he said, why did he suddenly ask him to raise a child.

"No, I'm not talking about letting you get married and have children. It's actually much better to have a pet than to live alone."

Noticing that the other party was stiff for a moment just now, Mei Duzi quickly explained the meaning of what she just said.

She doesn't want her good partner to honestly start getting married and have children just because of her words. Everyone has their own dreams, and this age is the time to realize their dreams.

Thinking of this, she slowly raised the corners of her mouth, and pointed to a pet shop on the street, "Look, there are pet sellers there."

It just so happened that the traffic light in front of him was red. Odasaku stopped the car and looked in the direction of Meiduzi's finger. He did see the pet shop, but then his eyes were caught by a three-color dog sitting in front of the pet shop.・The cat draws the attention away.

For some reason, that cat looked a little familiar.

"Odasaku, do you think their family sells alpacas?"

Meiduzi didn't care about the cat, she was more concerned about the alpacas sold in pet shops.

Alpacas look a lot like sheep.

Oda Saku understood what the other party meant almost instantly. He looked at the guy beside him with a very subtle look, but he was a little uncertain and said slowly, "Are you going to raise?"

"I have that idea, but my family doesn't have a grassland."

"..."

The point is that no one has a grassland!

Facing Odasaku's silence, Mitsuko shook her head, "My good partner, you should complain about me at this time."

"..."

It's alright, this honest man won't complain.

When the green light came on, Odasaku started the car, and Mitsuko could only watch helplessly as the car moved away from the pet shop. The number on the price tag under the alpaca hurt her eyes.

It's so expensive.

...

……

.........

Dazai Osamu hooked up with Oda Saku.

No, it shouldn't be said that way, Odasaku is such a kind and honest person, it must be Dazai Osamu who forcibly abducted Odasaku.

Zhijiang is like a vixen who fascinates thousands of people. Mitsuko finds that both Chuya and Odasaku are now more or less inextricably linked with this guy.

Oh, this vixen, this irritating vixen.

In general legends, as long as there are names used to describe seductresses, they are all described as "fox spirits". After all, people are naturally beautiful, and I have never seen any ancient legends that seduce scholars with big bad wolves.

Oh, the only one related to the big bad wolf is Little Red Riding Hood.

"Sister Meiduzi? Sister Meiduzi, what's wrong with you? You have been sneering there for at least 10 minutes since the beginning."

Xing, who was sitting opposite, stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Meiduzi. They were still discussing how to celebrate Zhongye's 16th birthday, but after discussing the discussion, Meiduzi's expression became a little ferocious, as if thinking of something wrong Happy things.

Looking at the ashes Gaier who was shaking with excitement because of feeling Meiduzi's emotions, she was sure that the other party was not in a good mood.

"I'm wondering...do all foxes have scent glands on their butts?"

"what?"

Vixen?

Scent gland?

This is all about what, how to discuss the birthday gift and jump directly to the smell gland, this is really a jumpy brain circuit.

Putting the phone on the table casually, Mei Duzi nestled on the sofa a little leisurely, "Your brother Zhongye has a pretty waist, do you want to give him a waist chain?"

"What are you talking about? How do I know that Brother Zhongye has a male waist?!"

This sentence can be said to make Xing jump up from the sofa next to her. By the way, because her movements are a bit large, she almost overturned the table.

How could she see something like a male dog's waist? When she usually sees Brother Zhongye, he is wearing clothes, so she can't see it either!

I didn't expect the little girl to be so excited, and Meiduzi was a little surprised, "Why are you so excited, I didn't say you could see it intuitively, you can imagine this kind of thing when you wear clothes in normal times. "

"..."

Xing didn't want to say anything at first, but now that things have come to this, she still feels it is necessary to tell the other party what she thinks.

"Sister, sister Meiduzi, I would like to ask what is going on in your mind at ordinary times, why do you imagine a male dog's waist when you see Brother Zhongye in clothes."

"……you guess?"

"..."

Xing felt that she had suddenly discovered something terrible, she quickly rolled down from the sofa, looked wildly at Xiaohui and the others next to her, and then went back to her room to stay.

Incredible!Incredible!

Originally, sister Meiduzi had always had such thoughts about brother Zhongye!

Seeing the children scrambling away, Mei Duzi slightly raised the corners of her mouth and kept rubbing her chin with her hands.

Waist chain, in fact, it is not impossible to give it as a gift.

Moreover, Chuya's neck also looks a bit empty, it would be nice to wear something else.

Moving her hand from her chin to her neck, Mitsuko suddenly felt that if she wore something, why would it look so much like a dog collar?

dog?

Osamu Dazai's dog?

Nonsence!

That's their cute little baa!

Now that she has decided on something to give to the other party, the little girl dragged her good partner to start shopping around when she got off work the next day. She felt that she could choose a style that she liked more based on the other party's masculine aesthetics.

"You want a waist chain and a collar?"

"My good partner, why are you so awkward after hearing what you said? It's not called a collar, it's called a choker, and it sounds a little taller."

"Okay, I think this style is good."

"???"

Following Odasaku's line of sight, Mitsuko showed a black question mark face.

She seems to have bought it for Zhong Ye, not for Obasan, why does the style feel a bit old-fashioned.

"I want to buy the one that looks sensual and whets the appetite."

"Wait, Jinbao, you said she was full of lust?"

Seeing Odasaku's obviously frightened expression, Mitsuko wiped away the saliva very calmly, "No, I said something that looks very expensive, Odasaku, you misheard just now."

"???"

Next, the waist chain and choker that Mitsuko picked up seem to be closer to that [full of color and energy] no matter which direction you look at it. For a moment, Odasaku even suspected that he seemed to hear correctly.

"I can't wait to see what Baa-baa looks like when she wears these two things, hehehe~"

The little girl put the two boxes into her pocket, and while wiping the drool that was about to flow down while hehehe there, Odasaku wanted to turn around and run away subconsciously.

For some reason, he suddenly felt particularly sympathetic to Chuya Nakahara, who was being targeted.

Wipe away the saliva, and Meiduzi is ready to do big things.

Since she was going to buy a gift today, the time of Tong Zhongye’s return was staggered. When she returned, Zhong Ye had already showered and walked out of the bathroom in pajamas while wiping her hair with a towel. When she saw her coming back, she was taken aback, " Is it done?"

"Well, actually, I went to buy you a birthday present just now. I originally planned to wait until your birthday to give it to you, but since you are dressed like this, I will give it to you now."

"???"

In order to prevent Chuya from running away with the ability, Mitsuko activated her own ability when she rolled up her sleeves, "I bought you a waist chain and choker, come, I will put it on for you myself."

Seeing Mitsuko who was already walking towards him, Chuya took two steps back in fright, "You, what are you going to do?"

"It's nothing, I just put it on for you as a birthday present."

"Don't come here!!"