Heavenly Confidential

"Hey, if you say you are ignorant, you say you are short-sighted! Why are you staring?! If you stare at you again, you are ignorant! Returning Jinchi Yaomu, it is not too shameful to say it! Open your eyes carefully and take a good look, this is ordinary The sugar man?! The old man can tell you, this sugar man is not an ordinary sugar man! It is another great invention and creation of the old man after "A Thousand Miles of Marriage", and the name is "I will never change in this life"!" Speaking of his pride At this place, Qi Ling Dashen unconsciously became elated, with a very unhappy expression on his face!But this does not prevent him from immediately getting a strong roll of the eyes from a certain lady who was criticized as 'ignorant', "What's so great! Isn't it just a rotten sugar person! There is nothing special except delicious! Also' Don't change in this life'?! This palace is still 'infatuated and not changed'! Vulgar! Vulgar! Vulgar!" He spat in cooperation.Great God Qi Ling was enraged, "Vulgar?! Where is vulgar?! You are vulgar! Your whole family is vulgar! You know the greatness of love! Really! If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense! Otherwise, the old man will separate you and Zhang Bairen , tell you to change?!"

"If you have that ability, I don't really mind." Looking across at God Ling, the queen mother said that the pressure is not too great, "I don't know who said that Zhang Bairen was hardworking and smart, and he was in charge of the Three Realms at a young age. , looks like a promising young man. As a result, I didn’t know until I got married that you really didn’t lie to Bengong. You see how hard you drink and drink, and when you cheat, you are so clever and full of tricks! "

"It's just that he is in charge of the Three Realms!"

"Hmph! You didn't say that you and the Taishang Laojun helped take care of everything! By the way, did you kidnap Ben Gong here just to let Ben Gong take over your life?!"

"How is it possible! I am this kind of person, old man!" Qi Ling felt guilty, extremely guilty, so he needed strong support from the masses, so he pointed his nose and looked at everyone, "Talk about it, look at the old man I am honest and honest, do I look like the kind of person she said?!" Everyone nodded without hesitation, so the corners of Ling Dashen's mouth twitched, and he flicked his sleeves, "Cough, we won't talk about that , let's talk about the old man's latest invention! It is said that this "I will not change in this life", but the old man and I have poured countless efforts into it, so far it can only be regarded as a small success. People who eat it will be destined for themselves The other half is loyal and will never change until death! The so-called golden wind and jade dew win when they meet, but there are countless people in the world, this is the greatest love in life!" Qi Ling looked at the "I will not change this life" in his hand with fiery eyes Suddenly, with the same fiery eyes, he turned his head to look at Yang Jian who was sitting on the side, and looked up and down carefully without saying a word. For an hour, Yang Jian didn't care about his enlightenment or what, the gaze of Qi Ling suddenly turned to Princess Ao San, watching carefully up and down, and everyone in the room was completely baffled that he was still there. look……

"What is Great God Qi Ling looking at?" Yang Jian glanced at Great God Qi Ling coldly, his tone not very friendly.So Ao Cunxin hid behind Zhenjun Erlang with a shy face, and poured a cup of tea for a certain god with a smile, saying that Yang Jian's reaction could be understood as jealousy? ! "Have you two gotten married?! If you haven't, hurry up and get married! Don't delay!" Qi Ling said with great enthusiasm. "The two of them got married and divorced again." The Queen Mother said with a smile, "I dismantled it myself!"

"You can't tear down the family for a while!" Glancing at the Queen Mother, Qi Ling said enthusiastically again, "Young man, the old man can see that you have no more love for that little girl, hurry up and get back together! You Don’t expect to deny it! Look at the old man, I’ve been looking at you for a long time, and the little girl didn’t make a sound. I haven’t even looked at the little girl, old man. You can’t sit still, young man! So, this man’s jealousy is stronger than that of a woman It's much bigger! In order not to drown you in the vinegar vat in the future, hurry up and get back together!"

"Nonsense, who wants you to be a man?! If you were a woman staring at Yang Jian for a long time, the little dragon girl would have gone crazy! By the way, the two of you broke up because Yang Jian always looked at other girls?!" Daoist Lu Ya knocked on the melon seeds, crossed his legs, rolled his eyes, and said leisurely, "You have been staring at the couple for a long time, do you see anything?! When will they break up?!" Yang Jian The eyes of the knife flew by in an instant, and the dragon teeth of the third princess Ao began to shine, but Daoist Lu Ya spat out the melon seeds in his mouth very calmly, and smiled, "This is a performance of a husband and wife working together to break gold." The drama?! But even if you two are scaring people, you have to listen to the master, I mean when did you two break out the doll?!"

All the immortals looked at Daoist Lu Ya with contempt, break, break, you can really break!

"Hey, have you two eaten the old man's 'I will not change in this life' before?!" After despising Mr. Lu Yadao, Qi Ling looked at Yang Jian and Ao Cun Xin with a smile.

"Why did Qi Ling make such a statement?!"

"Because the old man figured out that the two of you are a fateful marriage, don't expect to find someone else in this life." Touching the beard on the top of his head, Qi Ling smiled very happily, "In other words, if you don't find each other, you won't be able to find someone else." If you are someone else, even a forced marriage will bring disasters. Congratulations, you have been bewitched!"

"No wonder this and Li can be together again, co-author is Xiaolongnu, you can't help but think about it?!" Lu Yadao nodded thoughtfully, and once again attracted the eyes of the gods...

"Put a Gu?!" True Monarch Erlang obviously had a different emphasis from ordinary people.

"Well, it's a Gu, but don't ask the old man what kind of Gu it is. The old man doesn't know. The old man only cares about the marriage!" Qi Ling shrugged and looked helplessly at Yang Jian, but his shoulders were still there. Before letting go, Ding Xiang, who had been pretending to be dumb for a long time, held her back, "That great god, where do you think this girl's marriage is?! What kind of person is she?!"

"Well, the girl's marriage is close at hand." After looking at Lilac for a while, Qi Ling came to a conclusion with an inscrutable expression.

"Really!? Then when will he show up?! What kind of person is he?!" Ding Xiang was happy, very happy, saying that the purpose of her sneaking out this time was to abduct a husband and go home!I didn't expect to meet so soon, cousin, it seems that we are destined to miss each other, haha!

"I don't know how to be ashamed. Is there any big girl who is so anxious to know who her husband is?! However, the old man likes your character! You say that everyone in the world is like you, how much work does the old man and his apprentice need to reduce?" Ah! Well, for the sake of being so sensible, old man, I suggest you just eat one of 'I will not change it in this life'! 20 taels of gold for one!"

"20 taels?! Or gold?!" Ding Xiang compared her fingers and shouted, "You are robbing!"

"Hey, you must know that the old man's 'I will not change in this life' not only added the 'Thousands of Miles Marriage', but also added the element of infatuation! Who wants you to have so many distracting thoughts?! So, increase the weight of infatuation! How about 20 taels of gold? Too much! Old man, I have spent thousands of years researching this thing!" Qi Ling stared at Ding Xiang with an expression of 'you don't know what to do'.

"Cut, Ding Xiang don't listen to him! What's not changed in this life', it's just an improvement of 'Thousands of Miles Marriage', who knows if it's so godlike?! You need to know what kind of master, who hasn't been doing Yuelao for a long time That's enough, if you can change your career to sell sugar, you can be a liar! Be careful if you eat sugar, not only will the good marriage run away for nothing, but even the money will be wasted!" Picking her fingernails, the queen mother clearly expressed herself The disdainful, so Qi Ling Dashen was irritated, "Who are you calling a liar?! Okay, old man, I don't care about this with you! Let me tell you, you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my profession. invention!"

"What can I do if I insult you?! If you have the ability, you can tell everyone an example of your success?! Niu, anyone can brag!" Knocking melon seeds, the Queen Mother laughed ironically.

"Who said there was no success?! Haven't you heard the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai?!"

"It's an opera, it can't be real! Daoist Lu Ya, don't you think so?!" With a curl of her lips, the Queen Mother absolutely dragged Daoist Lu Ya into the water. At this time, Daoist Lu Ya was carefully examining his makeup with the Fuxi Mirror , Hearing what the queen mother said, she poked her head out, "Do you want me to sing?!" The queen mother waved her hand, "Okay, you can continue to take pictures!"

"Hmph! Your own daughter Zhinu and Seven Fairies are not in the story! You see how loving your daughter and son-in-law are, no matter how you tear them down, you still persist so persistently. This is the charm of 'I will never change in this life'!"

"What did you say?!" With a 'snap', the Queen Mother's fingernails were broken, and she stared at Qi Ling with an extremely ferocious gaze, and said word by word, "Say it again!"

"Hehe, it's nothing, the old man didn't say anything!" Realizing that he was in trouble, Qi Ling tried his best to put on an innocent smile, and hid behind Yang Jian, "Young man, save the old man. It’s all free for you to eat! In fact, the candy man is not only good in performance, but also delicious!”

"Yang Jian, I don't allow you to meddle in this matter! If you do, I won't care about you!" The Queen Mother put her hips on her hips and looked fierce, "What?! How dare you give my daughter a candy man? Ben Gong said how my daughter, who was always smart and smart, suddenly thought of the world! I felt that there was something wrong with them, and I knew they were insane, so it was you, a dead old man!"

"Your Majesty, are you planning to return to Heaven as soon as possible?"

"Yang Jian!"

"God Qiling, tell me what's going on." With his eyes to signal the Queen Mother to be calm, Yang Jian asked the Great God Qiling. In fact, he wanted to know if the Great God Qiling had eaten for his mother Yao Ji' This life will not change'...

"It's nothing, it's nothing..." Finding a more artistic angle, Qi Ling decided to be fooled as much as he could, to mess around as long as he could, to procrastinate as long as he could... But I'm sorry to say, Qi Ling God Ling is indeed a person who has not been in the Three Realms for a long time. Is Zhenjun Erlang someone you can fool around? !

"Master Qi Ling, Yang Jian is not very free. If you want to chat with your mother alone, Yang Jian will leave first."

"Don't worry, I'm actually very innocent and innocent about this matter! Why didn't the old man leave the Heavenly Court because of this matter!"