Heavenly Confidential

Yang Jian felt that the Qixi Festival was doomed to be a day full of disasters. After one day, he had no time to relax. The Queen Mother who went down to earth and went through calamities suddenly appeared, and the reincarnated Lilac appeared inexplicably. Ya Daojun declared that he had lost his mana with flames all over his body, and that's all. Why didn't he look like a mortal when he watched the old man fighting with the Queen Mother? !Has anyone ever seen a mortal old man with a white beard split in two from his chin and tied in a circle on the top of his head? !It's fine to tie it on the top of the head. Is it necessary to make a flower? !It's really ostentatious!Of course, this is not the key point, the key point is that the old man obviously exudes a vague immortal energy, which is obviously caused by the blocking of the spiritual energy.If it is not unexpected, it should be a certain great god who came to the mortal world to make trouble...

"Yang Jian, quickly, quickly, and decisively smash this old man who doesn't know what is good or bad for this palace!" The queen mother put her waist on her waist, and said the most sincere call in her heart unceremoniously. Daoist Lu Ya, who was afraid that nothing would happen, expressed his strong opposition. His reason was, "Xiao Yaoyao, calm down! If you kill this old man, I won't be able to eat sugar man!"

"Hmph! Even if you don't kill the old man, the old man won't give you candy man to eat!" The old man sugar man pushed his hands into his armpits, shook his head arrogantly, and said cruel words, so he decisively threw The Queen Mother got angry, she broke free from the shackles of Ding Xiang and Lu Yadaojun with all her strength, and went forward to fight the sugar man, but the sugar man obviously didn't intend to care about the Queen Mother, he just kept dodging , and shouted angrily while dodging, "The old man is a good man and doesn't fight with women! You stop now, or the old man will tear you and Zhang Bairen apart! Break it down decisively!"

"What did you say?! I told you to dismantle it! Bengong will dismantle you first!"

Looking at the horrific scene in front of him, Yang Jian's first reaction was that I was not familiar with the woman in the yellow shirt who was wrestling with the old man, and I was about to walk away without hesitation.Of course, before he could take a step, Ao Cunxin gorgeously grabbed a certain god who wanted to escape, "What are you doing?!"

"Third princess, will Yang Jian take you to see the Lantern Festival?" Blinking his eyes with a smile, Erlang Zhenjun decided to make a quick decision, and used the beauty trick to lure a certain princess to run away with him.

"Okay!" Ao San Princess nodded viciously as expected, and just when a certain god thought she had succeeded, she added carelessly, "Then you hurry up and settle this matter, let's go quickly! "Looking at the shining eyes of a certain princess, Yang Jianleng didn't have the nerve to say that he actually agreed to take her to the lantern festival because he didn't want to care about this matter!Seeing that there are more and more people watching, Yang Jian has a headache. It seems that he has been watched twice today. Why are there so many mortals who like to watch the excitement...

"Will you give it to my sugar man?!" The queen mother who successfully tore off the beard of a certain sugar man showed a fierce smile.

"I won't give it!" She turned her head arrogantly, unyielding!

"Then I will burn your beard!" Raising his left hand, Daoist Lu Ya handed over a torch in a doggy manner, and then took a gong from somewhere and shouted, "Fellow folks, On the occasion of the Qixi Festival, my brothers and sisters came to Guibao for the first time, and there is nothing to sell, so I will play the role of the Queen Mother angering the moon! Alas, if you have money, you can make money. I don’t have money to hold a personal show!”

"What are you doing?!" Ding Xiang grabbed the cheerful Daoist Lu Ya who was yelling, and asked quite weakly, who can tell this girl what's going on in this world? !Why are the gods so out of touch...

"Isn't that what all of you buskers say?! Hehe, does this university look like a theology?!" Daoist Lu Ya gave the gong to Xiaotiangou, "Go, I've given you the money! Earn it!" When the money arrives, we will share it equally!"

"Yang Jian, I think Ding Xiang is going crazy." Hugging her ex-husband's arm, Princess Ao San stared at Zhenjun Erlang with her big watery eyes, "You should settle it quickly, or I think the gods will be here in the future." There is no image in the hearts of mortals..." Yang Jian silently glanced at the protagonist of the opera whose roles were obviously misplaced, and felt that what Princess Ao San said was extremely correct, and after thinking about it, this kind of words just happened to be a good sell Favors, so a certain god decided to take action...

"Burn it if you have the ability!" The sugar man looked desperate, staring at the Queen Mother.

"You told me to burn my palace?!"

"If the old man tells you to burn it, you burn it. Why are you talking so much nonsense?!"

"My palace is not on fire, what can you do?!"

"Qi Ling Shenjun, I really didn't expect to meet you here. Your apprentice Hong Shan misses you very much." With a fluttering sentence, the two people who were arguing ceaselessly stopped, and looked at Yang Jian suspiciously , then looked at each other, and then jumped away decisively.

"You are the God of Qiling?! You are the ancestor of marriage?!" The Queen Mother was horrified. How could the God of Qiling who had disappeared for thousands of years suddenly appear? !Also sold sugar man? !The key is that once the hairstyle changed, I didn't recognize it at all!

"Cough, it's the old man." Quickly pulling his beard to the top of his head, the sugar man old man, bah, it was Qi Ling Shenjun who put on a very fairy-tale posture, and decisively admitted.

"Oh! Why did you coil up your beard?! Can it still be burned?! I paid for it!" A big man looked at Ling Dashen and put away his beard, and then looked into the compass held by Xiao Tiangou Throwing a broken piece of silver, "Is that enough?! Hurry up and burn it!"

"Burn you, the one who can't marry a wife for thousands of years!" Qi Ling raised his eyebrows, and a big man's head resolutely burst into flames. Yang Jian slapped his fan, and the fire went out, so Qi Ling was annoyed, " What's the matter, you kid want to make trouble with the old man?!"

"This is not a place to talk, let's go to the side room to talk." Yang Jian looked at a certain great god with a very traditional smile on his lips, and made a gesture of invitation, so a certain Qiling master was decisively fooled and nodded, A god with such a beautiful smile should be a good god!Mo, so when it comes to Ling Dashen, you have not asked about world affairs for a long time, and the value of life has completely outdated the times!If you dare to believe in a certain god, you deserve to be betrayed!

"Xiao Tiangou, return the money, Daojun, please follow Yang Jian." Staring closely at Daoist Lu Ya, Yang Jian said polite words with a polite smile, but Daoist Lu Ya didn't feel it anyway. Someone has the slightest sense of politeness...

"When I'm playing monkeys, right?! Dare to take money?! Are you tired of living or are you tired of living?!" The Queen Mother took advantage of Lu Yadao Jun to analyze the ingredients of "polite" in detail , The sneak attack was successful!

"Your Majesty, you've had enough trouble today." Seeing a certain god standing not far away, the Queen Mother obediently let go, and muttered in a low voice, "At any rate, I'm also your aunt, so you can't be more polite!"

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"Qi Lingshen, how did you get into the business of selling sugar?!" Daoist Lu Ya rubbed his hands against God Ling with a hippie smile, "Also, your hairstyle is really unique, can you give me one too?! "

"It's none of your business! Daoist Lord and Empress's outfits are fresh! I don't even dare to recognize the old man!" Great God Qi Ling turned his head, his face full of arrogance.Master Zhenjun, who signaled Lu Yadao Lord to shut up with his eyes, took his time and spoke with the style of picking other people's dead spots, "Master Qi Ling, Hong Shan misses you very much, and has asked Yang Jian to find you for a long time. "

"Young man, the old man sees that you look good, and you must have a good heart! After you go back, don't sell me, the old man! In order not to let the boy find me, the old man specially sealed the spiritual energy in my body!" God Ling suddenly made a 180-degree turn in his attitude, and poured a cup of tea for a certain Zhenjun in a doggy manner, "Young man, as long as you help the old man, the old man promises that the Jade Emperor will promote you and get you a high-ranking official." Do it! I heard that besides the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, their nephew of the three-eyed monster has the highest position in the sky, right?! The old man will help you squeeze that three-eyed monster out, so how about you take his place?!"

"You just said the three-eyed monster?!" The queen mother smiled immediately, and then felt a huge pain in the soles of her feet, and looked at a certain god viciously, "Yang Jian! I just don't have magic power! Don't bully others too much!"

"Uh, empress, I'm sorry, I accidentally stepped on you." Ding Xiang weakly raised her hand, proving the innocence of a certain god, so the queen mother calmed down, became harmonious, dejected, shrunk, "Hehe, misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."

"Yang Jian doesn't really care about senior officials, but just wants to know why Qi Ling is here." He waved his fan, as if he didn't care about the nickname 'three-eyed monster' that Qi Ling just said.But the corners of Princess Ao San, who knew the habits of Master Zhenjun, twitched resolutely. Congratulations to Qi Ling, Yang Jian will find a good place to sell you, so you can go at ease!All living beings in the three realms will miss you forever...

"It's a long story..." Qi Ling's expression was leisurely, obviously about to fall into a long-term memory, "On a cloudless, sunny and sunny afternoon, the old man woke up. ..."

"Get to the point!" Daoist Lu Ya dug his ears, "When I talk about God Ling, how can you steal the show better than me! There's a lot of nonsense, and nothing is useful!"

"Old man, how did I steal the show?! Can I have the next thing if I don't wake up?!" Qi Ling quit, so he roared.So when everyone in the room was concentrating on watching the two old urchins quarreling, no one noticed that Yang Jian whispered something in his pet's ear, and then a certain pet disappeared like that...

"God Qi Ling, please continue." Yang Jian comforted everyone with his fierce eyes, so Qi Ling said angrily, "Then the old man found that there was a turmoil in the marriage, and I don't know how this kid Hong Shan managed it." The marriage of the three realms, why are there so many red apricots out of the wall, and change their minds! So the great god Qiling who has always cared about all beings in the three realms, that is, the old man, I thought about it, regardless of my own safety, and decided to do it myself!" When he said the last sentence , the face of Qiling Great God has a divine brilliance!

"But I really want to know, what does this have to do with you as a sugar seller?!" The queen mother held her chin and played with the tea in the cup. She asked casually, but she hit the nail on the head...