When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

"Okay," Diao Chan smiled, and slipped Guo Jiati in front of Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun released Guo Jia, allowing him to stand on the ground.

Guo Jia said gratefully to Zhao Yun: "Thank you, I knew Mr. Zhao is a good man!"

As he spoke, he stood on tiptoe and patted Zhao Yun's shoulder, muttering, "Why do you grow so tall?"

The young man's expression remained unchanged, his brows were stern, and he said to Guo Jia seriously: "Mr. Guo has a clever plan, he can plan the world, and he can win with his ingenuity. It can be seen that he has put in so much effort and effort in helping the two state shepherds so far."

Guo Jia opened his mouth, he had a bad feeling, he always felt that although Zhao Yun in front of him was serious, he seemed to have something in his words.

Diao Chan on the side said disgustedly: "His intention is to only fear that the world will not be chaotic."

Zhao Yun hooked his lips: "Mr. Guo has always said that he wants to find the Ming Lord, and now he has put so much effort into letting you take down Jinan City, because he must want to serve in Youzhou. It is better to let him have a decent position, so as not to let him go again. Carefully plan and dare not tell you."

Be careful...a ghost!

"No, wait, I'm not, I don't!" Guo Jia repeatedly refused: "I didn't mean that, and I didn't plan to pledge my allegiance to you."

"Could it be that the plan you said before was all nonsense?" Zhao Yun asked again.

Diao Chan's sharp eyes instantly looked over.

Guo Jia was at a loss for words for a moment, thinking about his own life, he closed his mouth.

"So after a long time, you want to find a job under my hands. It's really hard for you," Diao Chan patted Guo Jia's back with a bear, and half of his soul floated out.

Guo Jia: "Pfft——"

"If I had known this, it would be fine if you just said no, and I won't refuse. We can discuss any plans like this, it's better than you planning 'carefully' alone. If we don't cooperate, wouldn't it be a mess? Have you ruined your strategy and let your previous efforts go to waste?" Diao Chan slapped backhand, and Guo Jia's half-lived and half-dead soul slapped back again.

Guo Jia: "Ah——"

"I really lack a military advisor by my side, so I'll let you be Zhonglang," Diao Chan waved her hand.

"Wait, I don't..."

Zhao Yun put his hand on Guo Jia's shoulder, and the young man smiled brightly: "In this way, he is one of his own."

own people.

Guo Jia thought in a daze: My own, this is really not bad.

But Zhao Yun said again: "In this case, I can also do it with confidence."

Guo Jia's body froze: "Do it??!"

Diao Chan asked curiously, "What's the deal?"

"Judging from your reaction to being chased by the little guy before, Mr. Guo's physical strength is still good, but the bones of his body are not good," Zhao Yun said seriously: "As my own, of course I will not just watch you weak like this Go on, from now on, let me take you to exercise and practice martial arts together!"

Guo Jia had a ghostly expression on his face, and he yelled in protest: "I am a literati, don't get me wrong, there are no literati who practice martial arts, that is the biggest question to my mind!"

Zhao Yun shook his head and called someone to bring the spotted tiger.

The piebald tiger strutted forward, following behind the trembling soldiers who led it, and when the soldiers put down the reins, the tiger leaped out, whining and coquettish around Zhao Yun.

Diao Chan's face turned dark, and she tried to bear it, she quietly reminded herself: Just treat the little guy as a son, and don't know it like it, so Brother Long will be the father, and I will be the baby's mother.

After imagining the picture of a family of three, Diao Chan was in a good mood, and her smile gradually became brighter.

"Little guy, he will be in your care from now on," Zhao Yun told Spotted Tiger, "Remember to play with him every day and chase him for an hour."

Guo Jia's eyes widened, thinking: Is it too late for me to sneak away now? !

No, it's too late.

The piebald tiger, which was a bit lonely for self-entertainment, was very happy to hear the words. The interested tiger's eyes had already aimed at Guo Jia. It roared expectantly, its claws scratched the ground, ready to go.

Guo Jia yelled in disbelief: "Wait, don't you plan to be here..."

He took three steps back, and the piebald tiger took three steps forward. Seeing that the situation was not good, Guo Jia burst out the potential hidden deep in his soul, and ran away.

"Wow!—" The spotted tiger leaped away excitedly, sprinting away.

Yuan Shu and Yang Hong fell into a pile, unable to stand up even without help. When the two armies confronted each other, Tian Kai ordered his generals to take Yuan Shu's army into custody, take away their weapons, and force them to surrender!

Soon, Liu was ordered by Tian Kai to come and report the situation to Diao Chan: "Zhou Mu, everything is under control, how should I deal with Yuan Shu?"

"Ahhh-"

Halfway through Liu Bei's speech, he heard someone screaming, swiped his head, saw Guo Jia running towards him, and turned sideways to avoid it.

A gust of wind blew by, and Guo Jia ran away again.

Liu Bei was very puzzled: "What is Mr. Guo doing?"

Zhao Yun had sharp eyes and quick hands, grabbed Liu Bei and pulled him back a step: "Be careful."

Another gust of wind blew, and the huge tiger chased Guo Jia away, kicking up pieces of dust.

Liu Bei brushed past the tiger, his heart was beating in shock, and he thanked Zhao Yun in shock, "Thank you Zilong."

Diao Chan: ...

Zi Long!

When did he start calling him Brother Zilong?

It's too intimate!

Liu Bei felt a little cold, rubbed his arms, and asked Diao Chan, "Youzhou Mu, Yuan Shu."

Diao Chan said blankly, "Tie him up!"

Liu Bei took the order and went away, Diao Chan stared at his back quietly, furious like a puffer fish.

That's the master Zilong once had his eye on, so we can't do anything to him, tsk.

Zhao Yun asked with a smile: "With you here, it is impossible for me to rely on Liu Bei anymore, so why does Chanchan still want to be childish with him?"

Diao Chan blushed slightly, and said awkwardly: "I'm afraid someone will come and rob you."

A straight ball hit the young man's heart.

Zhao Yun earnestly promised: "I will not leave you."

But, I don't want to embarrass you either!

Diao Chan agreed happily, but she quietly echoed the unsaid words in her heart: If this world is your home, if the people in this chaotic world are your concern, then I will also...

"Ahhh-"

Guo Jia came in like a violent storm, like a hot wheel was placed under his feet, passing between the two of them.

The spotted tiger howled and turned sharply, avoided the two of them, and chased him away.

Diao Chan's forehead twitched, but she held back her words.

Diao Chan reminded herself in her heart: Calm Chan Chan, be a gentle and lovely little fairy, don't be irritable, brother Zilong is by her side!

Guo Jia is almost at the limit, he feels that his body is about to ascend to the sky, he is breathing heavily, his flying hair and crystal sweat are his lost youth and blood, after tonight, he is just a broken fish!

"Who will save me--" Guo Jia roared past, feeling the scorching breath of the piebald tiger getting closer, he ran amok in panic, people made room for him, he turned sharply, and walked towards the stunned boy Jump on the person.

Sun Ce:! ! !

The point of the gun was in front of him, Guo Jia hid behind him, the tiger was staring at him, and the young man's scalp was numb.

Guo Jia took a breath, and said behind him: "That's a tiger raised in Youzhou. It can't be killed easily. You can scare it with a gun!"

The behemoth was almost as tall as Sun Ce, with a tiger body as strong as an ox. Sun Ce had a disheveled face, and his white and flawless arms had no sleeves, which made him miserable with only half of his clothes on. This literati is poisonous!

Sun Ce didn't move, and the piebald tiger didn't dare to move. Seeing the sharp light shining from the tip of the spear, its tiger eyes showed fear.

Extreme fear will prompt it to burst into unlimited potential and destroy hysterically.

And the only ones who can stop it are Diao Chan and Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yunyao shouted: "Okay little guy, I'll be here today."

The piebald tiger turned around and left immediately, without any nostalgia.

Then Zhao Yun said softly: "Continue tomorrow, and you will get better if you run more."

Guo Jia hugged Sun Ce tightly, with a look of despair on his face.

No, he must find a way to get out of this predicament, being chased by tigers every day, this is trying to run away to kill him, Mr. Guo.

Guo Jia's eyes fell on Sun Ce's clothes with broken sleeves, thinking about it.

Seeing that Yuan Shu was kidnapped and Yuan Shu's soldiers were all clearly arranged, Sun Ce knew that there was little hope of returning to his father's old army, and his mood sank to the bottom.

With a dark face, he turned around and asked Guo Jia, "Can you let go?"

Guo Jiajun's face was covered with sweat, his cheeks were flushed, and he was panting heavily, obviously he hadn't recovered from the strenuous exercise just now.

He put his paws on Sun Ce's shoulders, and smiled.

"Don't you want to go back to your father's old subordinates?"

Sun Ce said: "Of course I want to, but Yuan Shu has been arrested by Youzhou Mu. This city of Jinan is about to undergo major changes, and my father's subordinates have also been locked up. How can I ask for someone at this time?"

"You young man with elm bumps," Guo Jia said inscrutably while wiping sweat with his sleeves: "Youzhou Mu has just defeated so many generals of Yuan Shu, it is impossible to kill them all. Recruitment is the main thing, since you can take refuge in Yuan Shu, you can also take refuge in Youzhou Mu!"

Sun Ce's heart trembled, and he looked at Guo Jia: "Are you the lobbyist sent by Youzhou Mu to recruit me?"

"How come?" Guo Jia raised his voice: "Before today, I wasn't even a subordinate of Youzhou Mu, I was just an idler in the mountains."

Sun Ce lowered his brows in thought, shook his head and said, "I'm going to fight Liu Biao. Youzhou and Qingzhou are both in the north. Unlike Yuan Shuxiong who lives in Jianghuai and intends to attack Jingzhou. If Youzhou Mu doesn't send me to fight Jingzhou, how can I avenge my father? ? And I am better at leading a navy than cavalry and infantry."

There was a flash of light in Guo Jia's eyes, and he smiled meaningfully: "You have to figure it out, you have seen Yuan Shu's strength, and he is powerless to resist under the hands of Youzhou Mu. I've seen it too, do you think with her strength and ambition, she won't go to fight Jingzhou in the future?"

Sun Ce was surprised and said, "Youzhou pastor will go to fight Jingzhou, really?!"

"I've never been full of words," Guo Jia said quietly, "but since Youzhou Mu will take over Qingzhou and take down Yuan Shu, the next step is to take over Jizhou. People's ambitions have no end. When she takes over After going to the north, the south will be her next target until the whole world falls into her hands, what do you think?"

Ambition bastard!

Guo Jia sneered: Diao Chan has ambitions, and a sow can climb a tree. If she can be a bit promising one day, does he need to make plans?There is nothing wrong with Yuan Shu, how can Yuan Shu be caught until now!

However, Sun Ce didn't know Diao Chan's temperament. In his impression, Youzhou Mu's background and strength were undoubtedly strong.

Didn't some people say that Youzhou Mu had beaten Ji Ling before, and that heroine of the female middle school is also one of the princes who are now in power!

Sun Ce murmured, "If I went directly to her, why would Youzhou Mu see me? I was appointed by Yuan Shu at will."

"I'll take you there," Guo Jia proudly said, "Just now, Youzhou Mu appointed me as a military advisor."

Guo Jia looked at the young man who was fooled by him for a while, and his smile implied deep meaning.

Misfortune is brought to the east, scapegoat, young man, I'm sorry.

Hahahaha--

The next day, Guo Jia was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt that she was being "pressed by ghosts"!

He felt unbearably suffocated, as if he was about to die, and there was something wet rubbing against him on his cheek.

He squinted his eyes and reached out to touch the fluff of his hand as the hot and fishy smell rushed towards his face.

Feeling something was wrong, Guo Jia opened his eyes abruptly, and the giant tiger who was close at hand smiled strangely, showing a grinning gloating expression.

Guo Jia: ...

Sun Ce originally thought that he would have to wait a few days for the news that Youzhou Mu had invited him to meet him, but he didn't expect that Guo Jia rushed into his sleeping place early in the morning, and the spotted tiger with a big tail wreak havoc on his room.

Sun Ce's smooth black hair was loose, his handsome face was expressionless, and his dead fish eyes stared at the two uninvited guests with cold eyes.

Guo Jia jumped up and down, urging Sun Ce: "Hurry up, pack yourself up, I'll take you to see Youzhou Mu!"

"How did you know I lived here?"

"Does it need to be said? I know everything with great ingenuity, uh—" Guo Jia sprained his feet inadvertently, and fell to the ground.

The spotted tiger swooped down on the prey and grabbed his collar with one mouthful.

"Hurry up!" Guo Jia thumped: "While I still have strength, I will take you to meet Youzhou Mu first."

Sun Ce felt that there must be a huge pit waiting for him, but the temptation to go back to his father's old office made him ignore other things, and stepped into the pit set by Guo Jia without paying attention.

Sun Ce uses a gun and is the son of Sun Jian. He has good strength and is a good seed for a general.

Zhao Yun also used a gun. He used to be a tiger general, but now he is idle and has no position.

Sun Ce's young face is tender and beautiful, a full-fledged handsome boy.

Zhao Yun is tall and straight, steady and reliable, and he is in the transition period of handsome youth and youth.

Guo Jia chuckled, and the abacus slapped on the ground, creating a barrier for Zhao Yun and digging a hole for Diao Chan by the way.

After seeing Sun Ce who explained his intentions, Diao Chan accepted his offer as Guo Jia had expected.

Sun Ce is also upright, he said directly: "I want to avenge my father, and I will find a way to attack Liu Biao in Jingzhou after I return to my old ministry."

"Jingzhou, it's a bit far away," Diao Chan said, "If you want to attack Jingzhou, you may have to wait three to five years."

As soon as this remark came out, Guo Jia was surprised and Sun Ce was overjoyed.

"Whether it's three years or five years, even ten years, I can afford to wait."

Guo Jia no longer knows whether to be happy or sad. Diao Chan has ambitions?The joke of slipping the world.

Diao Chan didn't intend to embarrass those generals, and she wasn't hers, so she didn't feel bad about throwing it to Sun Ce. In this way, Zhao Yun was the last one to find out that there was an extra young general under her account!

Sun Ce was careless, greeted Zhao Yunhou happily, and declared earnestly: "Next time we compete again, I will beat you sooner or later."

Zhao Yun was expressionless and didn't even want to say a word to him.

Sun Ce thought that Zhao Yun had such a big iceberg personality, so he didn't take it seriously. He invited Zhao Yun rudely and said, "I think your marksmanship skills must be learned from a famous family. It is completely different from a wild way like me. Why don't we compare them again?" , to learn martial arts."

Diao Chan looked at them with her chin resting in interest, and the paperwork on the table fell to the side.

Zhao Yun's heart moved, and he nodded: "Yes."

So the two came to the empty field and competed again.

Zhao Yun didn't hide his strength any more, and beat Sun Ce from the very beginning, sonorous and powerful like a storm, but after thirty rounds, the gun in Sun Ce's hand broke, Zhao Yun's wrist was sore, and his breathing was short of breath.

Sun Ce's eyes glowed, and he gestured excitedly for one of the moves: "That's right, that's right. If I had switched from offense to defense just now, I could have dragged the floor longer."

He thought hard, went back to logistics and practiced hard, and came to Zhao Yun the next day to discuss.

Sun Ce grew up day by day at an astonishing speed, and Zhao Yun's marksmanship was also frantically improving in the urgent pursuit. Based on the hundred birds and phoenix spear skills taught to him by his master Tong Yuan, he also relied on actual combat and comprehension to create his own spear technique. Seven probing snake guns.

Diao Chan was happy to hear about this, and sighed: "Only when you have an opponent can you make progress. Sun Ce and his training in martial arts can help him break through. Brother Zilong must be very happy."

With Sun Ce dragging Zhao Yun along, Guo Jia, who had hidden his achievements and fame, covered his mouth and snickered.

He bought a lot of meat as a tribute to the spotted tiger, and bargained with it like a thief: "Look, after eating this pot of meat, we are our own people. If you chase me less than half an hour every day, I will give it to you." You have prepared something filial, as long as Zhao Yun doesn't stare at him, he doesn't know if you're chasing me or not, right?"

Guo Jia shook his head, thought of Zhao Yun who was being entangled by Sun Ce, and grinned loudly: "Look, Dahua, Zhao Yun has no time to take care of me, and Diao Chan is busy again. I asked Uncle Zhong to deliver a letter to Gongda in Youzhou. Now only We are dependent on each other, do you really want to embarrass me again?"

He babbled on and on, but the piebald tiger's simple mind couldn't understand, so he tilted his head.

"In a word, a pot of meat, how about you not chasing me?" Guo Jia concluded his speech, pointing an index finger at the spotted tiger's nose.

The spotted tiger sniffed, suddenly excited, the tiger nodded violently, and then fell headlong into the meat pot Guo Jia had prepared for it.

The spotted tiger ate and ate, the tiger's eyes were narrowed into slits intoxicated, it spread its belly and rubbed it back and forth on the ground, and screamed cheerfully, as if it had reached the peak of tiger life.

Guo Jia was dumbfounded, picked up the green leaf in the pot, put it in his nose and sniffed it lightly, and said, "Doctor Hua is really right, this nepeta is so strong that ordinary cats can't stand it, after sniffing it, it will only grow on the ground Rolled over."

The reason why he came into contact with nepeta is because he had hemorrhoids. In order to solve the trouble of hemorrhoids, Guo Jia went to find the most famous doctor in the city.

The doctor who came from afar was very good and recommended him to use nepeta to cure sores and scabies. This is the first time Guo Jia has heard of the effect of this main medicine for treating wind and cold, and the effect is really good.

What's more, Dr. Hua casually said that the effect of this medicine on cats is terrible, and Guo Jia immediately listened to it, chasing him to ask questions again and again.

First, the cat is like drunk after eating Nepeta and enjoys it very much.

Second, the drug is harmless to cats.

Guo Jia went to see the spotted tiger. The tiger looked like a big cat drunk, sleeping with its belly up.

He was pinching the Nepeta leaf, his small eyes shone hot as if he had discovered a treasure.

He decided to go to the pharmacy in the city immediately and buy him a ten pack, no, a hundred packs of nepeta with him!

So, Guo Jia, who turned himself into a nepeta smell, dug a hole for himself, and he was thrown to the ground by a tiger for a day and a night, unable to break free, his clothes were torn like a rag doll No one answered how he pleaded for help.

It's all tears when I say it, and those tears are the water in Guo Jia's mind at this moment.

The durability of the spotted tiger is by no means something that Guo Jia can bear. A drunk tiger can't control its claws. Suck to death.

When Diao Chan arrived, what caught her eyes was a field of green leaf fragments, and Guo Jia was half dead lying flat under the tiger's body, her eyes were dull, with dark circles, as if she had been hollowed out.

Diao Chan couldn't laugh or cry: "Where did you get so much catnip?! The little guy's nose is more sensitive than that of ordinary tigers, and he belongs to the cat family. God, you actually carried catnip with you, and it's not sealed!"

Guo Jia turned her head and hummed: "Save~ me~"

Diao Chan laughed, pounding the ground and bursting into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

The spotted tiger rubbed its head against Guo Jia's chest, squinted its eyes intoxicated, and its fluffy tiger hair rubbed against his whole body.

Guo Jia looked up at the sky and shed tears of regret.

Diao Chan finally had enough conscience and laughed enough, and knocked the spotted tiger who was trying to suck Guo Jia into a coma and carried her away.

"You, you are the most troublesome literati I have ever seen. I think you belong to Pipi Shrimp!" Diao Chan laughed wildly and slapped the floor fiercely.

Guo Jia's face darkened: "Diao Chan, if you smile again, I will..."

Diao Chan: "Hahahaha——"

Guo Jia rolled his eyes and fainted from anger.

A young talented scholar from Yingchuan, who was able to plan and strategize through the past and present, and a future ghost advisor, died of being sucked after he failed to be a teacher.

After getting along with each other for many days, Diao Chan deeply realized that: Guo Jia has intelligence, resourcefulness, and courage, but his style of endless life and death is heartbreaking, and even Diao Chan was shocked when he cheated himself. .

He slept for two full days, and in order to prevent him from dying of thirst and starvation, Diao Chan specially invited someone to come and give him water, medicine and porridge.

After all this, Guo Jia finally opened his eyes, as if his energy had been sucked away, and he lost a lot of weight.

Diao Chan held back her smile, and said to Guo Jia, "Jinan City has been cleaned up, and I plan to let Yuan Shu and his generals go."

Guo Jia didn't care about remorse, suddenly raised his head, and asked sharply on the sick bed: "You want to let the tiger go back to the mountain?!"

Diao Chan smiled slightly: "Why? Don't you think that Jianghuai will be eaten by others sooner or later if it stays in Yuan Shu's hands? If so, why not let us swallow it?"

Guo Jiadao: "Qingzhou is not stable yet, Youzhou doesn't know what's going on, Jizhou is in chaos, you have a big appetite, even Jianghuai wants to eat it?"

"Only by putting a long line can you catch big fish," Diao Chan leaned against the door, playing with her hair in her hand, and said meaningfully: "What will Yuan Shu do after this defeat and return to Shouchun?"

"Nearly [-] elites fell into the hands of Qingzhou, and there are still [-] miscellaneous soldiers in the city. After Yuan Shu suffered such heavy losses, he will surely unite with other people to attack you." Guo Jia analyzed: "Are you ready to fight at both ends? "

Diao Chan shook her head: "No."

Guo Jia was silent, it was the first time to seriously advise Diao Chan, and all kinds of good-for-nothing appearances of Diao Chan flashed in his mind, he took a deep breath: I have fallen into this pit, and it is too late to repent.

Guo Jia thought for a moment, then said to Diao Chan: "My lord, why don't you put Yuan Shu on the ground and wash it?"

Diao Chan realized: "You want to give him a concussion? Good idea!"

There was a smile in Guo Jia's eyes, and he looked at Diao Chan, and the two quickly reached a common goal.

"My lord is already like this, why don't you be bolder?"

Diao Chan: "For example?"

Guo Jia: "For example, Yanzhou."

Hee hee hee, fuck him!