The villain counterattacks Bailian [Quick Transmigration]

Su Xiaoqiu, the son of Su Ren and Xiao Lin, is a baby genius.

Like all super-genius babies, the little-named Qiuqiu brought a huge sensation to the world as soon as he was born. Almost all the famous people in the world either sent secretaries or waited for him outside the obstetrics department. There are at least one billion people clutching their mobile phones just to hear his first cry to welcome the world.

He is so important to the world for many reasons.

First of all, his father Xiao Lin is a wealthy upstart with a lot of titles and a technology tyrant. Too many people want to be friends with his father; secondly, his mother Su Ren is a [cross out] mentally retarded [cross out] ] Heartthrob, although everyone knows that Su Ren is a man; again, he has a bunch of super AI relatives who are crazy fans and want to hug his thigh all day long...

The last and most important one is that Su Xiaoqiu is the first pure AI baby born in human history.

Yes, he is not a natural person.

He has at least ten different memories since he was born, and he clearly knows which world and which personality each memory belongs to. He can instantly read 10 pieces of data and find out the wrong data and the cause of the error. He can learn in 20 minutes Physical skills that humans need at least [-] years of hard work to master...

He is a real genius, his parents, his relatives and friends, including himself, believe so firmly.

However, genius does not mean that there is no trouble. In fact, Su Xiaoqiu is surrounded by troubles every day.

One of the most intolerable is his work and rest problems.

As an AI baby, he doesn't need to rest, but his mentally handicapped dad—theoretically, Su Xiaoqiu should address Su Ren as mother, but Su Ren insists on calling his son Daddy—doesn't think so. Su Xiaoqiu's schedule is arranged according to the schedule of his life, requiring his son to sleep for [-] hours a day before the age of three, and the remaining four hours are all used for eating, drinking, making noise, and bedwetting.

You read that right, his mentally handicapped dad actually added bedwetting to his schedule, requiring him to wet the bed at least once a day, to satisfy dad's bad taste of changing his son's diapers!

Su Xiaoqiu didn't know if this preference was an insult to public taste, but it was definitely an insult to himself!

It hurts self-esteem!

But it's all about complaining, when it's bed-wetting time, he still has to find a way to urinate, lest his mentally handicapped dad complain about his disobedience in front of his father, grandma, grandma, etc.!

No way, who made him a genius baby.

As a genius, he is obliged to have a greater sense of social responsibility than ordinary people, and at the same time, he knows how to take care of the mentally handicapped.

Ugh!

Thinking that he was born as an absolute genius, he should have been like other geniuses: he became the world's top hacker at the age of three; he learned to fly a plane at the age of five;

It is a pity that he has a mentally handicapped dad, and he also has a bossy boss who always loses an IQ of [-] in front of his wife, and the nerve cells in his head will instantly mutate into sperm cells because of his wife. Get away from him, only five years old and have to ride around in a walker to pretend to be cute!

why!

Looking back on his life, the more Su Xiaoqiu thought about it, the darker he became, wishing he could grab the ground with his head, at this time——

His vision was suddenly enveloped in darkness.

Su Xiaoqiu raised his head and saw two men and a woman with strange smiles standing in front of the baby walker. They looked at him as if he was made of gold - although the truth is not far from it.

"Baby, I'm your mother's friend, she asked me to take you back."

The woman said with a smirk, her lips with cheap lipstick almost stained the baby's little face.

Traffickers!

Su Xiaoqiu saw through them instantly.

But he was fed up with Xiao Lin and Su Ren, the mentally retarded couple, and he planned to run away from home, so he took the initiative to show a cute and mentally retarded smiling face to the group of mentally retarded human traffickers: "Auntie, hug!"

The woman obviously didn't expect him to be so easy to deceive, she froze for a moment, then——

She took out a handkerchief that was obviously sprayed with a lot of medicine: "Baby, there is something dirty on your face, let him wipe it for you."

"Thank you auntie!"

He continued to pretend to be cute, but in his heart: MMP, do you think I'm mentally retarded!No, you are already retarded.

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Jiang Fengqi was the first to discover that the baby had been stolen.

He took advantage of Xiao Lin and Su Ren's good morning when Xiao Lin and Su Ren went to the prenatal education class, and Marcus soaked in the research institute and had no time to doi with him. Thinking of turning around and chatting with my fans, I lost my baby!

It's over, it's over, I'm sure I'm going to be ripped apart by the child's parents, godfather, godmother, grandpa, and grandma!

Jiang Fengqi thought brokenly, and then went crazy.

Because he didn't even know that the one who stole the baby was a human trafficker, or a rival who knew the value of the baby!

The former may lead to the baby being abducted and sold to a poor mountain village, and there is nowhere to be found in the vast sea of ​​people; the latter can even produce a million-word sci-fi online game city travel novel with a million-word base at any time, and there may be aliens element!

What a headache!

Jiang Fengqi thought weakly, supported his forehead, and said to the personal bodyguards: "Immediately carry out a carpet search, and all suspicious persons must not be let go!"

"Yes!"

The bodyguards take their positions.

Jiang Fengqi also turned into the car, and quickly invaded the city surveillance system, all the checkpoints of the expressways, the plane ticket gates, and even the flight permit application system—doing everything possible to find the whereabouts of the child.

Of course, he didn't forget to call the idiot couple who were in the prenatal education class——Xiao Lin and Su Ren, and said straight to the point: "I lost the baby!"

("What did you say!")

Immediately, two faces deformed with anger appeared on the screen.

If it wasn't for the screen, they would have punched this unreliable peacock to death.

Jiang Fengqi knew he was wrong, and said in a low voice: "Forgive me... I didn't abduct your baby, let alone lose him on purpose. I just want to spend more time with him..."

("Did you find the surveillance footage of the baby being taken away?")

Xiao Lin interrupted Jiang Fengqi's words.

When Jiang Fengqi heard this, his head exploded with a buzzing sound.

While maintaining the call, he rushed to the computer, frantically operating his fingers like a wild bee playing piano music, and his face became more and more serious: "How did this happen! What's going on!"

("Did you find something?")

Su Ren also squeezed his head into the screen and asked worriedly.

At this moment, Jiang Fengqi suddenly realized.

He rubbed his hair vigorously, and said bitterly: "The person who took the baby was obviously one of our colleagues, or had the baby's permission...because all the surveillance of this generation—including Sky Eye—could not find the baby's image !"

("What!")

"There are very few people in the world who can do this kind of thing, and your son happens to be one of them."

Jiang Fengqi said decadently: "After all, he is a real genius baby! To be precise, he is a genius AI baby."

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In order not to frighten the two men and one woman who kidnapped him, Su Xiaoqiu opened his eyes as ignorantly as possible, "looked" in horror at the white wall, the plywood wardrobe, and the extremely tacky red flowers and green leaf quilts, crying loudly Cry: "I want Daddy! I want Mommy! I want to go home! I want to go home!"

The crackling of Dou Di Zhu in the next room stopped suddenly.

Immediately afterwards, the two men who kidnapped him walked into the room impatiently, with a bowl of rice cereal in their left hand and fists in their right hand, but Su Xiaoqiu's attention was attracted by the little boy hiding behind them up.

The little one can't walk yet, his chubby body crawls around on the ground, his face is so fleshy that it almost becomes a square, and he has a broken pacifier in his mouth, which is his mentally handicapped dad's favorite pacifier.

who is he?The children of these two men?Or was he abducted by them from another place like himself?

No matter what the situation is, he decided to say to the little guy in an absolutely domineering tone: Little thing, you managed to get my mind.

Although there is a 90.00% chance that the baby has no idea what he's talking about.

Su Xiaoqiu thought about it, and suddenly felt that his vision was once again occupied by black shadows. He looked up and found that the burly men were already standing in front of him, and the one with the bowl said fiercely: "Open your mouth! Eat!"

The other man hurriedly reminded, "Ah Sheng, please be gentle, the sound insulation in this room is very poor."

"Oh."

The man who became A Sheng tried his best to squeeze out a smile, and said to him: "Baby, eat rice cereal quickly, and you can sleep comfortably after eating."

"..."

Su Xiaoqiu looked at them lazily.

Think I'm a fool!

The smell of ethoxylate in the rice paste is so strong that it almost catches up with wolf repellent spray!

But having said that, people who knew his background and dared to send someone to kidnap him would not do such a stupid thing as feeding him ethoxylate.

In addition, based on the content of the chat between the two, Su Xiaoqiu came to three conclusions: [-]. This is a rental house;

What to do next?

Pretend to be a poor little white sheep to play abduction and trafficking games with them, or contact the SkyEye system to ask dad and grandma to pick him up?

——This group of stupid kidnappers were able to take Su Xiaoqiu away from the square unimpeded all the way because of the help of the Sky Eye system. This guy contacted Su Xiaoqiu and became friends with him in the first month of his life. A pair of pants, if it had a humanoid body like his.

It's a pity that Su Xiaoqiu has to solve the big problem in front of him no matter how he dominates the president's bench: rice cereal, should I eat it or not?

He really wanted to pretend to be a fool and eat the rice cereal, and take him away from home with the kidnapper's foot, but he was a little unwilling to think that after eating the rice cereal, he would not be able to fool the silly meat dumpling...

Su Xiaoqiu's hesitation angered the man who was feeding the meal.

He scooped up a spoonful of rice paste and forced it into the genius baby's mouth: "Boy! Eat quickly! If you don't eat any more, I'll—"

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Don't mind the name, don't mind the baby's name~ I really don't have any jokes~