The villain counterattacks Bailian [Quick Transmigration]

The good-for-nothing otaku Thomas woke up with sore muscles. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jiang Fengqi curled up next to him in a panic, looking as if he had just escaped from the lair of human traffickers.

"Sao Peacock, what bad thing happened to you? Why does it look like you have been harassed by a big man?"

Thomas said excitedly.

With an IQ of [-], he can roughly guess the cause and effect from the traces on Jiang Fengqi's body without asking questions, but in order to laugh at Jiang Fengqi, he deliberately pretended to be stupid.

Hearing this, Jiang Fengqi felt ashamed and angry. He wished he could kick this bastard who had gotten cheap and pretended to be aggressive, but his mouth was blocked and his hands were tied, so he could only stare desperately to express his displeasure.

It was rare for Thomas to see Jiang Fengqi's shameful appearance, and he felt secretly refreshed. He continued to pretend to be stupid, and stabbed Jiang Fengqi's sore spots all over his body. Then he pretended to untie Jiang Fengqi, and said with a smile: "I believe you now It's a pure friendship with Xiao Ning, that scumbag."

"why?"

Jiang Fengqi asked in displeasure.

"Based on what I know about Xiao Ning, if he has slept with you before, and he knows that you look so delicious, he will definitely try his best to deprive you of everything and keep you by his side instead of breaking up with you and letting go You are free..."

In order to be angry with Jiang Fengqi, Thomas analyzed it seriously.

"So what? You see, it's not like you won't get one in this lifetime! Because you're a foot fetish, you're still going out of stock early!"

Jiang Fengqi cursed!

He admits that he is a pervert, and also very cheap, knowing that Xiao Ning is not a good person, he still has feelings for this scum, but——

It's not up to Thomas, a mentally handicapped idiot, to comment on his affairs!

"Don't be so absolute," Thomas corrected. "I admit that I have early breaks and foot fetishes, but I can use tools. Creating and using tools is the most important step in human civilization."

"you……"

Jiang Fengqi was so angry that Thomas was about to lose control.

He took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said: "You are also a weirdo. Not only do you not mind lending your body to AI, but you also express concern beyond friendship to your colleagues' bodies as soon as the matter is over. I really... "

"It was you who tricked me into the project team first," Thomas said, "I just did what an AI geek would do in my position."

"..."

Jiang Fengqi was speechless.

At this time, there was a crisp knocking sound outside the door.

"Foot fetish! Mom! I've been tired all afternoon, it's time for dinner!"

Hearing this, Jiang Fengqi got out of bed immediately as if a spring had been installed, opened the closet to search for clothes that fit, and reminded Thomas sharply: "What happened just now, you must not tell anyone in this life! Especially my sons!"

……

……

The atmosphere at dinner for four was awkward.

In the past, Jiang Fengqi, who used to find fault with Xiao Lin in different ways every time he came to dinner, remained uncharacteristically silent from the moment he was seated.

Seeing this, Su Ren teased and said, "Mom, is your chrysanthemum severely damaged? I'll tell Sister Zhang to go to the pharmacy immediately to buy Ma Yinglong."

"I got it!"

Jiang Fengqi said with a pale face, and ate a chopstick of organic vegetables.

Xiao Lin reminded: "Mom, this dish can relieve constipation. Now that your chrysanthemum is seriously injured, it is best to eat less, so as not to torture the chrysanthemum again."

"understood!"

Jiang Fengqi stiffly finished eating the vegetables that had been put into the bowl, and was about to eat a piece of pork liver to nourish the blood——

click!

Two pairs of chopsticks collided head-on on the plate.

Seeing this, Jiang Fengqi wanted to move the chopsticks to pick up other pork livers on the plate, but when he looked up, he found that it was Thomas who wanted to pick up the pork liver, and he couldn't beat it again. It was Thomas who wanted to eat the pork liver, so he moved the chopsticks to the other side. That piece of pork liver!

Ka Ka Ka!

The plate containing the stir-fried pork liver suddenly turned into a small battlefield, and it ended with Thomas voluntarily giving up.

Jiang Fengqi triumphantly picked up the pork liver, and was about to enjoy the delicacy of victory, when Thomas quickly picked up a piece of pork liver and put it in his bowl, saying, "Pork liver nourishes blood, you should eat more."

"What did you say!"

Jiang Fengqi is so embarrassing, this guy with feelings is just to pinch pig liver for himself——

"I believe in Buddhism, and I don't eat animal offal," Thomas said solemnly, "but you shouldn't have such a taboo."

After finishing speaking, he put the chopsticks holding the pork liver aside, picked up the original chopsticks and continued to eat, and directly strangled Jiang Fengqi's reason for rejection of "your saliva on the chopsticks" in his stomach.

Fortunately, Jiang Fengqi is a person of status and status after all. After a brief displeasure, he humbly and generously accepted Marcus' flattery, ate the pork liver, and said, "Thank you for having a conscience! I know I have been wronged. "

"Well, I originally planned to settle accounts with you, but seeing how miserable you are now, I feel that it is a bit unkind to settle accounts."

Marcus told the truth, and began to court Su Ren: "Xiao Renren, are you free recently? I would like to invite you to my laboratory to have dinner with me."

"My husband said, don't talk to perverts."

Su Ren pretended to be innocent and said, rejecting Marcus' request on the spot.

Marcus did not give up, and argued: "I admit that I am a foot fetish, but I have no other bad hobbies other than foot fetish, and I also have a problem with early breaks, so I cannot cause any substantial harm to you."

"But you are a pervert," Su Ren said, "I refuse to be friends with perverts."

"do not do that……"

Marcus said aggrievedly.

Xiao Lin added at this time: "Thomas, you are a psychological early break and a foot fetish. You have no criminal ability and can't cause any substantial harm to my baby, but Shadow doesn't have these mental illnesses. I can't let you have time to spend together. .”

"What do you mean?"

Marcus was surprised: "Could it be that such a thing as a spiritual link——"

"As long as it happens once, it's easy to have a second time," Xiao Lin said, "Your body has been bound to the shadow, or a cooperation agreement has been reached, and he may borrow your body to come to this world at any time."

"Is that so?"

Marcus' expression was a little subtle.

Seeing this, Jiang Fengqi quickly explained: "Thomas, I didn't expect this to happen. If I had known it would happen, I would definitely..."

"What will happen?" Marcus asked.

Jiang Fengqi bit his thumb habitually, and said, "I will ask you if you are willing to join my experiment after I explain the matter clearly."

"Is this an apology!"

Marcus' face darkened completely.

Xiao Lin was also very unhappy.

He said to Jiang Fengqi: "Mom, I know your character is not good, but I didn't expect your character to be so rubbish."

"I'm sorry, what if I just act like this! You can still beat me to death!"

Jiang Fengqi began to play rogue.

Xiao Lin was speechless, and looked at Marcus: "You are a victim, what do you say about this matter?"

"This issue……"

Marcus thought for a while and said, "Even if he explained all the consequences to me in advance, I will definitely cooperate with him."

"So, you don't mind—"

Jiang Fengqi showed a joyful expression.

Marcus sneered and said, "It's impossible not to mind!"

"So how do you want to handle this?"

Jiang Fengqi showed a stern expression.

Marcus smiled and said, "What to do!"

Hearing this, not only Jiang Fengqi was surprised, but both Su Ren and Xiao Lin showed puzzled expressions: "What do you mean?"

"It means—meat compensation!"

Marcus squeezed out two words with a correct accent.

Hearing this, Su Ren was stunned at first, then burst out laughing, and said, "Okay! Meat is good! Sao Peacock, you also have today!"

Xiao Lin said to Marcus in a serious manner: "The goods have been sold, and there is no return or exchange."

"What's the meaning!"

Jiang Fengqi suddenly went crazy.

Regardless of the pain in his chrysanthemum, he threw down his chopsticks and said loudly: "What do you mean! What's sold, no refunds or exchanges'! What's 'you have today'! How incompetent am I! I was disgusted by you collectively See you soon!"

"This one……"

Xiao Lin looked at Su Ren.

Su Ren rolled his eyes, and said to Jiang Fengqi, "Then tell me, what's worth seeing about you?"

"Forehead……"

Jiang Fengqi fell into deep thought.

Su Ren took the opportunity to say: "See, you are so rotten that you can't find any merits in yourself, yet you have the face to say that we discriminate against you and don't want to see you!"

"You can't say that, at least when you hammered Xiao Ning, I made great efforts," Jiang Fengqi said, "This alone can offset all my shortcomings, can't it?"

"That's the truth."

Xiao Lin rubbed his chin and said to Su Ren: "From now on, I decided not to support Marcus to ask his mother to demand compensation, but also not to prevent Marcus from looking for his mother to defend his rights. Be a complete bystander, how about you?"

"Of course I listen to my husband in everything."

Su Ren said happily, in his dreams, he wanted to find an attack for Sao Peacock that could beat Sao Peacock in every way, and now Marcus (and the shadow) descended from the sky, it was really satisfying.

And Jiang Fengqi didn't feel too upset when he saw their attitude. Enduring the pain in his chrysanthemum, he glanced at Marcus and said, "We'll wait and see!"

"Wait and see!"

Marcus responded without hesitation.

The four of them sat around the table and continued their calm yet choppy dinner.

……

……

one year later.

Accompanied by Xiao Lin, Su Ren pushed the stroller for a walk in the garden, when he suddenly heard a rustling sound, looking for his reputation, he saw Marcus and Jiang Fengqi fiercely "fighting" behind the bushes , couldn't help smiling and looked at Xiao Lin: "Husband, they seem to be a real couple."

"I don't know whether it is Shadow or Marcus who is fighting Jiang Fengqi at the moment," Xiao Lin said, "But this problem should not be a problem for Jiang Fengqi, Marcus and Shadow, after all, they enjoy it. "

"makes sense."

Su Ren nodded in agreement, and then coquettishly asked Xiao Lin: "Husband, shall we play in the virtual world again tonight? I heard that time-traveling games that slap people's faces in faces are super popular."

"You are restless for a moment!"

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Originally, I should have officially finished writing here, but because there is a [-]-word list this week... I can only bite the bullet and hold back another baby story... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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