Transmigrated until after the rebirth of the villain president [Entertainment]
Chapter 54 Have you ever been in love before?
Ye Churan and Qin Chuan went out from the University of Science and Technology and returned to Queqiao Street. There were many fewer people on the street, and only a few sparse figures spread on the ground.
Ye Churan looked at the street vendor with bright eyes. He took Qin Chuan's hand and asked, "What are we going to eat for supper?"
Qin Chuan: "I can do it, it's up to you."
"Then I won't be polite." Ye Churan pointed to the signboards on the stall and said, "I want to eat Malatang, Oden, Rice Noodles, and this one, roasted pig's trotters!"
Qin Chuan: "..."
He doesn't seem to be able to.
He watched Ye Churan excitedly run to the vendor to pay, like a young man who just entered college, full of vigor, full of curiosity and eager to taste all the ups and downs.
The simple and messy roadside stalls have thus become more attractive.
Ye Churan stood in front of the stall and bought a copy. The packed box was full, but he still felt that it was not enough.
"This is... stinky tofu!" Ye Churan followed the smell and came to the stinky tofu stall, "Boss, bring me a stinky tofu."
The boss smiled and said, "Okay, it smells bad and tastes good, I'm sure you'll be satisfied."
Ye Churan puffed her cheeks and ate non-stop. Seeing that Qin Chuan's hand was empty, she took a piece of stinky tofu for Qin Chuan with a bamboo stick.
"I've never eaten these snacks before. They really smell bad and taste delicious. Let me give you a taste of the last piece."
As a cook (?), he assured that the oil used to fry stinky tofu must be waste oil.
The urban construction work of city A needs to be strengthened, and the requirements cannot be lowered just because there are many students near the university.
"You don't want to eat, forget it." Seeing that Qin Chuan didn't move, Ye Churan shrugged and took the bamboo stick back, "You don't even want the last piece, it's a waste of my good intentions."
Thinking about it, Qin Chuan used to eat at Michelin-starred restaurants, so he couldn't even look at roadside stalls.
He regarded the piece of stinky tofu as Qin Chuan, and poked it several times with a bamboo stick.
Qin Chuan: "You seem to have misunderstood me."
Ye Churan: "What misunderstanding?"
Qin Chuan: "I even dare to eat what you cook. What is stinky tofu?"
Ye Churan pretended to be stupid: "...is there any?"
Qin Chuan: "Let me help you recall, the salty water noodles are still burnt skewers. After eating it, I am invulnerable to all poisons."
"I did it with great care, and I didn't do it on purpose." Ye Churan frowned, and handed the stinky tofu that had been poked into soft tofu to Qin Chuan, "Although the taste may not be very good, it doesn't matter what you say. Be invulnerable to a hundred poisons."
Qin Chuan nodded seriously after eating the stinky tofu: "It's really too poisonous."
Ye Churan was heartbroken.
You have to eat when your heart is stuffy, Ye Churan can't stop talking, and remember to give Qin Chuan a taste while eating, until all the vendors on Queqiao Street closed their stalls.
Under the street lamp, two figures were drawn by the elders. The ground of Queqiao Street was paved with gravel, which creaked when walking.
Ye Churan rubbed his belly: "I think I can still eat."
Qin Chuan: "I see you are full."
They almost tasted all the stalls on the street.
Ye Churan: "Roasted pig's trotters are a bit spicy, I'll go buy a cup of milk tea."
Qin Chuan: "...Aren't you supportive?"
"Don't hold back, I have a big stomach." As soon as the words fell, Ye Churan jumped to the door of the milk tea shop.
Ye Churan pointed to the new product recommendation on the poster, licked his lips and said, "Give me a cup as well."
After eating all the way, my mouth is a little dry and lacks water.
At first, the clerk at the milk tea shop thought she had heard it wrong, so she asked hesitantly, "Let's have a cup together, are you drinking alone?"
Ye Churan: "Of course not alone, two people drink."
There are eight kinds of drinks on the new product recommendation, and the lady clerk thinks this is not to find fault.
Qin Chuan followed from the back door: "He was joking—"
Ye Churan interrupted Qin Chuan: "I'm not joking, I want to try it."
The clerk and Qin Chuan looked at each other, and instantly understood the situation. She said apologetically, "I'm sorry, we are about to get off work here, and many materials are sold out, so I can't make them all for you."
"How many servings can you make?"
Qin Chuan raised an index finger behind him.
"I can only make one copy."
"Ah... that's fine." Ye Churan looked at the new product recommendation in embarrassment, picked and selected, and ordered a strawberry cheese milk cap, "I want it with ice."
"Got it." The clerk praised her wit.
After leaving the milk tea shop, Ye Churan held the milk tea, scooped a spoonful of the top cream and handed it to Qin Chuan: "I'll give you some first."
Qin Chuan has never liked sweet and greasy cream, and he has never touched a birthday cake since he was a child.
As a mature man, he lowered his head and swept away the cream in the spoon with the tip of his tongue.
"not bad."
"Yeah, it's delicious, I'll try another flavor next time." Ye Churan bit the straw and drank a big mouthful of milk tea, sighing, "I finally understand the fun of the fat house. All those years ago were wasted."
Qin Chuan: "Have you never drank before?"
"Before..." Ye Churan thought for a while, and found an adjective, "I used to be very self-disciplined, and I didn't have the opportunity to try this."
Qin Chuan looked at him thoughtfully, when the phone rang, he took it out to look at it, and hung up the phone if nothing happened.
Ye Churan asked casually, "Who's calling?"
Qin Chuan: "Don't worry about pyramid schemes."
"These advertising calls are really rampant now, and the blacklist is not enough." Ye Churan felt the same way.
The phone rang again.
Qin Chuan didn't even look at it this time, put his hands in his pockets, and pressed the power button.
Qin Chuan: "It's still an MLM advertisement."
Ye Churan: "You know it without even looking at it?"
Qin Chuan said calmly, "Well, I saw it."
Ye Churan: "...God sees it, see through your eyes."
The third time the phone rang, Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan suspiciously: "Or a pyramid scheme?"
"Yes."
"It's a fart. They beat you three times in a row. Just pick it up, in case something important happens."
"Okay." Qin Chuan had no choice but to answer the phone. Ji Qianxun was hung up twice in a row. He had no hope at all. Seeing that the phone was connected at this moment, he pressed the loudspeaker happily.
Ji Qianxun pinched her nose and said coquettishly, "My husband, you are the best!"
Qin Chuan hung up the phone expressionlessly.
Ji Qianxun: "???"
Qin Chuan glanced at Ye Churan: "It's a pyramid scheme call, you insist on letting me answer it."
Ye Churan: "It can only be said that the caller is very tenacious."
Qin Chuan took the milk tea in Ye Churan's hand, bit the straw, drank the remaining half of the milk tea in one go, and then returned the light empty milk tea cup to Ye Churan.
Ye Churan was stunned, and said angrily, "You're done drinking now?!"
Qin Chuan coughed lightly: "Go and buy another cup."
"The clerk told me that I can only make the last cup." Ye Churan pursed her lips, licking the remaining milk stains with the tip of her tongue, "It's getting late, let's go back."
Qin Chuan: Lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot.
Still unwilling, Ji Qianxun called Qin Chuan again.
Qin Chuan was driving, and Ye Churan was sitting in the co-pilot. Seeing that the caller ID showed his name, he was someone he knew, so he answered for Qin Chuan.
Ji Qianxun said quietly: "Honey, you finally answered the phone."
Ye Churan: "Ah? Who are you?!"
hubby hubby hubby...
Damn Qin Chuan probably cheated.
Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan with a smile, it doesn't matter, she cheated in marriage and left the house.
Ji Qianxun was about to run the train with his mouth full, when he heard that the voice was wrong, it was not at all like Qin Chuan's pretender.
Thinking of the video I just saw, Qin Chuan and Ye Churan showed their affection at the University of Science and Technology.
It should be my sister-in-law who answered the phone.
Qin Chuan's tone was cold, and he said unkindly: "Are you sick?"
It's over, Ji Qianxun doesn't want to be a third party who destroys people's feelings.
"Oh, I was wrong. I was too sick. I forgot to take my medicine today. Where is the door of the psychiatric hospital? I'll go by myself." Ji Qianxun shuddered, speaking very sharply, "I'm sorry, Don't mind sister-in-law, brother Qin is a good family man who guards his body like jade."
Qin Chuan frowned: "Shut up."
Ye Churan pursed her lips and laughed wildly: "A good woman and man, puff ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Qin Chuan: "..."
He wrote down Ji Qianxun's account.
Ji Qianxun's right eyelid twitched. Something was wrong, so he quickly chatted with Ye Churan: "I was joking with Brother Qin just now, sister-in-law, don't take it seriously."
"Wait who is your sister-in-law." Ye Churan slightly raised her eyebrows, glanced at Qin Chuan, and said, "Brother, don't mistake your relatives. I'm only three years old, and I'm still a baby. I don't know him well."
Ji Qianxun: "..."
Is the way dogs and men show their affection so unique these days?
Qin Chuan stretched out a hand and pinched Ye Churan's earlobe: "Do you want face, there is a baby like you who can eat?"
"You drive your car, don't be fooled." Ye Churan opened Qin Chuan's hand, "I can not only eat but also fight, my mother asked me to eat more to maintain my health."
Qin Chuan glanced at him: "Father told you to eat less so as not to become Ye-Chu-Ran."
Ye Churan: "You know so much, are you my father?"
Qin Chuan: "Be good, baby, you must know how to control yourself."
Ye Churan: "..."
"My mother, Mr. Qin, can you shut up, I almost spit out the food I ate yesterday." Ji Qianxun interrupted their conversation, "Brothers, do you still remember my existence? ?”
Ye Churan said "Hey": "I'm sorry, I almost forgot."
Qin Chuan said coolly: "Some people are born with too little sense of existence, and it's useless to force them with a single mouth."
Ye Churan: "Don't talk about others like that."
"This is my college roommate." Qin Chuan said innocently, "Do you think he has a sense of existence?"
Ye Churan honestly shook her head: "It seems that there is not much."
It's too much, it's great to have a daughter-in-law, anyone can have it!
Ji Qianxun: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you quietly, when Brother Qin was in college, his ex-girlfriend could form a choir."
Ye Churan successfully aroused curiosity: "Is that so, what kind of ex-girlfriends are they?"
Ji Qianxun talked eloquently: "Let's not talk about class flowers, extreme flowers, and school flowers. There are also 14-year-old prodigy girls in the junior class, and foreign exchange students with blond hair, blue eyes, breasts, and thighs."
"...Brother, you have to make it up more truthfully." Ye Churan poked Qin Chuan's wrist, tilted his head and asked, "Brother Qin, have you ever been in love before?"
Qin Chuan: "We talked about it."
Ye Churan: "What kind of person."
Qin Chuan: "He has round eyes with black borders, his hairline is a bit high, and his calculation formula is first-rate. He discusses with me every day how to solve the wave function."
Ye Churan: "So you like Xueba..."
Smart people really like to play with smart people.
Qin Chuan: "It's from Austria."
Ye Churan held her face together: "It's still a foreign scholar."
Qin Chuan: "It's called Edwin."
Ye Churan: "Huh?"
Qin Chuan: "Schrödinger."
"Schrödinger?" Ye Churan was stunned, remembering that the name sounded familiar, "There seems to be some kind of Schrödinger's cat?"
Qin Chuan pursed his lips: "I still have a mistress."
Ye Churan: "Little San?"
Qin Chuan: "Little San gets involved between me and him every day."
Ye Churan already felt that something was wrong.
Qin Chuan: "Little San is called Fourier."
Qin Chuan must be fooling people.
You can't expect a sports student to know more about this, Ye Churan took out his phone and started Baidu.
Oh, and Schrödinger's Fourier transform.
"I think you need a severe beating." Ye Churan pinched Qin Chuan's shoulder and twisted it hard.
Qin Chuan lowered his head and smiled: "Don't make trouble, I'm driving, what should I do if I accidentally kill two people in one car?"
Ye Churan said with a fake smile: "What are you afraid of? It's so romantic to live and die together."
Qin Chuan: "..."
Should he be moved or terrified.
Being ignored again, Ji Qianxun wasn't dissatisfied at all, he listened with gusto, laughing so hard on the phone that he almost couldn't straighten up.
Ji Qianxun turned on the loudspeaker, so the conversation between Qin Chuan and Ye Churan was clearly heard by the other person.
There is another person in the room, wearing glasses, gentle and polite. Ji Qianxun smiled and said to him: "Shen Yang, if you still don't believe me, I'll tell you that the person on the video must be Brother Qin. Once a man gets married, he will become a dog." .”
"Brother Qin, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are very different from before." Shen Yang answered the phone, and endured a lot of pain with a smile, "You are so coquettish."
Ji Qianxun: "Teacher Luo flew over from W city to beat you angrily when he heard your words."
Teacher Luo is their quantum mechanics teacher. At the beginning, he tried his best to let Qin Chuan go to graduate school, so he wrote all the recommendation letters for him. Unfortunately, Qin Chuan finally gave up and chose to return to City A.
"Shen Yang, you're back. You're awesome. It's only been a few years. Your Yangshen is your Yangshen." Qin Chuan was a little surprised when he heard another voice from the opposite side. He looked at Ye Churan and introduced, "This is also my roommate from college. As a Ph.D. student, I vowed not to graduate and not to return to China, and I have already figured out when to go to the Golden Gate Bridge to save him."
Ye Churan turned into a hundred thousand whys: "Why do you want to transcend?"
Qin Chuan: "If you can't read it, take a jump to relieve your worries."
Shen Yang was about to be modest, when he heard the second half of Qin Chuan's words, the smile on his face froze: "Can you talk, can you think of something good, how about brotherhood?"
Qin Chuan: "I'm so worried about you. Now that I'm back, when will I cleanse you up?"
"I haven't graduated yet, and Newton doesn't dare to graduate in two years." Shen Yang said, "The tutor held a meeting here and brought me along. After the meeting is over in two days, let's get together."
Qin Chuan held back his nerves and said, "Okay, it depends on your schedule."
Shen Yang: "What the hell, you need my sister-in-law to nod. I didn't expect you to be the first among us to get married. I don't even know if Qian Xun doesn't tell you. It's too disrespectful."
"Wait." Ye Churan was dying, "I'm really not sister-in-law..."
"It's not too late to know now." Qin Chuan rubbed Ye Churan's head, "The titles are all false, baby calm down."
Ye Churan was speechless, feelings are not about you being called sister-in-law.
When would I take my cheap brother out to play, and I would hear him call Qin Chuan's sister-in-law every day.
After the conversation, he hung up the phone. Qin Chuan remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something. Why did Ji Qianxun call him husband just now?
Maybe it's my brain flooding.
After a while, Ji Qianxun called.
"I just forgot to say, Brother Qin, you are on fire now, and tens of thousands of people are trying to call you husband."
Qin Chuan: "?"
Ji Qianxun: "Shocked, why are college male college students vying to call you husband? Is this the destruction of human nature, or the loss of morality!"
Qin Chuan: "..."
Ji Qianxun: "All the major video sites have spread. This advertisement is too cost-effective. Brother Qin, you should run it quickly and save tens of millions of advertising fees."
"Go away." Qin Chuan hung up the phone with a dark face.
Ye Churan silently found the video Ji Qianxun said, and after he clicked on it, he heard "Brother Qin is invincible" loudly, his face flustered.
Is this really what he shouted out?
Affected by the atmosphere on the court, everyone shouted like a cheerleading game, and now I see this video alone...
Kind of ashamed.
The more embarrassing thing is yet to come.
"Husband, you are the best!"
Hold.
After clicking on the comment.
"What kind of unyielding little fairy is this!"
"If someone shouts that when I'm playing, it must be as exciting as taking medicine. I'm invincible."
"You are as handsome as this buddy, next time you play, I will go and ask your husband to cheer."
"Husband, I'll come too, Su Broken Leg!"
"I'm worried about the male college students in our country. Is it true that nothing will happen if they are so happy to call their husbands? What if they go back to the dormitory and yell and anal?"
"It's not that any of you think that the little goblin in the video looks familiar."
"Familiar fart, the [-]th-line internet celebrity who is addicted to touching porcelain, now even amateur college students dare to touch porcelain?"
"Damn it, the hot searches on Weibo aren't enough for you to tear it up, fans and blacks, go back to Weibo, okay, I'm getting annoyed when I see him now."
"Silently like it, I'm not a sailor, I don't chase stars, I just think it looks familiar."
Under the high-density video, the outlines of these people's facial features can still be seen. There are many people on the court, and someone carefully took screenshots of each frame and enlarged them.
"It's really a bit like Ye Zhuangshi."
"Handsome people are all alike."
"I'm sorry, but I really can't imagine Ye Zhuangshi's tough man splitting bricks every minute and calling him my husband. I'll slip away first and watch the strong man chop wood a few times to shock me."
After reading the comments, Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan unrequitedly: "How does it feel to come out publicly?"
Qin Chuan raised his eyebrows: "It seems to be pretty good, I don't mind."
Ye Churan: "...Next time you call me husband, I don't mind either!"
The video spread quickly, causing a lot of heat on Weibo, and it made Ye Churan a hot search.
The hot search keyword is "Ye Churan, male college student".
Those who didn't know saw the hot search, and were stunned for a moment. Didn't Ye Churan graduate early? Could it be that he is going to play a male college student, so he released the news in advance to hype it?
Weibo's most searched annual package VIP.
They all followed suit, and Ye Churan's road to whitewashing and becoming popular went as smoothly as a well-written script.With the popularity, the characters followed, a textbook-like successful marketing.
After clicking on Hot Search and watching the video, everyone suddenly realized.
"It's really a bit like..."
"I apologize for my previous doubts. I never thought that there are two people who are so similar in the world."
"Good-looking people have their own similarities. I admire it. I don't know if the little fairy in the video can make a debut. I want to be his husband fan."
"Is the quality of the little brother from the University of Science and Technology so high? The people in the video are all good-looking. Except for the little fairy who looks like Ye Churan, the others are also handsome. A bunch of long legs are really eye-catching."
"I can do the one who plays basketball. I want to unbutton his shirt."
"Forget about the little yellow hair, it looks like a fried hair dumpling."
"I said another one!"
Qiao Yan's fans have been silent for a long time since they were slapped in the face by Tomato Live last time. Now that Ye Churan is on the hot search again, they are angry from the heart, and they all scolded: "Tie up amateurs, there is no lower limit for hype!"
Ye Churan's black material blog was turned up again, and there were many people who mocked Qiao Yan for being robbed of his role.
There was an uproar on Weibo, and even Ye Chuqi, who was still in school, knew about it, and secretly sent Ye Churan a WeChat message.
"Brother, can you be a bit reserved in public?"
Ye Chuqi recognized the two people in the video at a glance, and he hated iron and steel, thinking why his brother could call out so naturally, why couldn't he call his wife.
The face of his old Ye family is gone.
Forget it, his brother's useless one still has to rely on him, Ye Chuqi touched the burden on his shoulders, it was too heavy.
Ye Churan felt that he should give advice to his parents, confiscated what mobile phone he used in his third year of high school!
Seeing Ye Churan and Qiao Yan's fan circle tearing apart, the melon eaters originally thought that the last "kickback incident" was the end, but they didn't expect that this was actually a series.
Some people even stood up the CP of Qiao Yan and Ye Churan who fell in love and killed each other, but let alone, it was a bit emotional when they knocked.
Soon, another shocking news was revealed.
"Qiao Yan's fan family's fundraising details, as an accountant, why do I think there is something wrong..."
The person who broke the news made a table, and by calculating the total amount needed in the end, according to the transfer records, at least half of the money disappeared.
Counting various piecemeal fund-raising activities over the years, tens of millions of dollars are unknown.
"Wow, this material is interesting."
"Actually, fan circles have a lot of tricks in raising funds, such as group buying of magazines, large recharges, etc., and there are discounts for finding special channels, but the fans are quoted at the original price."
"Those who don't chase stars and only eat melons are shivering. Is chasing stars so profitable?"
"As long as you become a fan, you can buy a sea view room at will."
"I also went to do some calculations, and I felt a headache after looking at thousands of pictures. I only picked a few to see. This should be true."
"No wonder I lost to Ye Churan in the gift list last time. These people were the first to think of getting kickbacks. They are all experienced."
"Does Qiao Yan know about tens of millions of dollars?"
"Qiao Yan shouldn't be involved in such muddy water. It's not like he can't make money."
"Not necessarily. It's almost over [-] million. The films he acted in before were all low-cost. The literary film he shot for awards last time was still zero-paid. He must have not earned so much in the few years since his debut."
"Big fans are all connected to the star studio, and even the people in the studio wear vests."
"I'm a heartless eater. I just want to know if someone will get into the game."
After this incident broke out, Qiao Yan's investment team quickly deleted all the fundraising details, claiming that the accounts had been maliciously distorted.
Ye Churan is also a melon-eating crowd this time, and no one is discussing the video of playing basketball calling for her husband for the time being, and he is very satisfied.
Thanks to Qiao Yan's fans for helping him divert the attention of the people who eat melons, otherwise he and Qin Chuan are not from the University of Science and Technology, and they will fall away every minute.
Ye Churan looked at the street vendor with bright eyes. He took Qin Chuan's hand and asked, "What are we going to eat for supper?"
Qin Chuan: "I can do it, it's up to you."
"Then I won't be polite." Ye Churan pointed to the signboards on the stall and said, "I want to eat Malatang, Oden, Rice Noodles, and this one, roasted pig's trotters!"
Qin Chuan: "..."
He doesn't seem to be able to.
He watched Ye Churan excitedly run to the vendor to pay, like a young man who just entered college, full of vigor, full of curiosity and eager to taste all the ups and downs.
The simple and messy roadside stalls have thus become more attractive.
Ye Churan stood in front of the stall and bought a copy. The packed box was full, but he still felt that it was not enough.
"This is... stinky tofu!" Ye Churan followed the smell and came to the stinky tofu stall, "Boss, bring me a stinky tofu."
The boss smiled and said, "Okay, it smells bad and tastes good, I'm sure you'll be satisfied."
Ye Churan puffed her cheeks and ate non-stop. Seeing that Qin Chuan's hand was empty, she took a piece of stinky tofu for Qin Chuan with a bamboo stick.
"I've never eaten these snacks before. They really smell bad and taste delicious. Let me give you a taste of the last piece."
As a cook (?), he assured that the oil used to fry stinky tofu must be waste oil.
The urban construction work of city A needs to be strengthened, and the requirements cannot be lowered just because there are many students near the university.
"You don't want to eat, forget it." Seeing that Qin Chuan didn't move, Ye Churan shrugged and took the bamboo stick back, "You don't even want the last piece, it's a waste of my good intentions."
Thinking about it, Qin Chuan used to eat at Michelin-starred restaurants, so he couldn't even look at roadside stalls.
He regarded the piece of stinky tofu as Qin Chuan, and poked it several times with a bamboo stick.
Qin Chuan: "You seem to have misunderstood me."
Ye Churan: "What misunderstanding?"
Qin Chuan: "I even dare to eat what you cook. What is stinky tofu?"
Ye Churan pretended to be stupid: "...is there any?"
Qin Chuan: "Let me help you recall, the salty water noodles are still burnt skewers. After eating it, I am invulnerable to all poisons."
"I did it with great care, and I didn't do it on purpose." Ye Churan frowned, and handed the stinky tofu that had been poked into soft tofu to Qin Chuan, "Although the taste may not be very good, it doesn't matter what you say. Be invulnerable to a hundred poisons."
Qin Chuan nodded seriously after eating the stinky tofu: "It's really too poisonous."
Ye Churan was heartbroken.
You have to eat when your heart is stuffy, Ye Churan can't stop talking, and remember to give Qin Chuan a taste while eating, until all the vendors on Queqiao Street closed their stalls.
Under the street lamp, two figures were drawn by the elders. The ground of Queqiao Street was paved with gravel, which creaked when walking.
Ye Churan rubbed his belly: "I think I can still eat."
Qin Chuan: "I see you are full."
They almost tasted all the stalls on the street.
Ye Churan: "Roasted pig's trotters are a bit spicy, I'll go buy a cup of milk tea."
Qin Chuan: "...Aren't you supportive?"
"Don't hold back, I have a big stomach." As soon as the words fell, Ye Churan jumped to the door of the milk tea shop.
Ye Churan pointed to the new product recommendation on the poster, licked his lips and said, "Give me a cup as well."
After eating all the way, my mouth is a little dry and lacks water.
At first, the clerk at the milk tea shop thought she had heard it wrong, so she asked hesitantly, "Let's have a cup together, are you drinking alone?"
Ye Churan: "Of course not alone, two people drink."
There are eight kinds of drinks on the new product recommendation, and the lady clerk thinks this is not to find fault.
Qin Chuan followed from the back door: "He was joking—"
Ye Churan interrupted Qin Chuan: "I'm not joking, I want to try it."
The clerk and Qin Chuan looked at each other, and instantly understood the situation. She said apologetically, "I'm sorry, we are about to get off work here, and many materials are sold out, so I can't make them all for you."
"How many servings can you make?"
Qin Chuan raised an index finger behind him.
"I can only make one copy."
"Ah... that's fine." Ye Churan looked at the new product recommendation in embarrassment, picked and selected, and ordered a strawberry cheese milk cap, "I want it with ice."
"Got it." The clerk praised her wit.
After leaving the milk tea shop, Ye Churan held the milk tea, scooped a spoonful of the top cream and handed it to Qin Chuan: "I'll give you some first."
Qin Chuan has never liked sweet and greasy cream, and he has never touched a birthday cake since he was a child.
As a mature man, he lowered his head and swept away the cream in the spoon with the tip of his tongue.
"not bad."
"Yeah, it's delicious, I'll try another flavor next time." Ye Churan bit the straw and drank a big mouthful of milk tea, sighing, "I finally understand the fun of the fat house. All those years ago were wasted."
Qin Chuan: "Have you never drank before?"
"Before..." Ye Churan thought for a while, and found an adjective, "I used to be very self-disciplined, and I didn't have the opportunity to try this."
Qin Chuan looked at him thoughtfully, when the phone rang, he took it out to look at it, and hung up the phone if nothing happened.
Ye Churan asked casually, "Who's calling?"
Qin Chuan: "Don't worry about pyramid schemes."
"These advertising calls are really rampant now, and the blacklist is not enough." Ye Churan felt the same way.
The phone rang again.
Qin Chuan didn't even look at it this time, put his hands in his pockets, and pressed the power button.
Qin Chuan: "It's still an MLM advertisement."
Ye Churan: "You know it without even looking at it?"
Qin Chuan said calmly, "Well, I saw it."
Ye Churan: "...God sees it, see through your eyes."
The third time the phone rang, Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan suspiciously: "Or a pyramid scheme?"
"Yes."
"It's a fart. They beat you three times in a row. Just pick it up, in case something important happens."
"Okay." Qin Chuan had no choice but to answer the phone. Ji Qianxun was hung up twice in a row. He had no hope at all. Seeing that the phone was connected at this moment, he pressed the loudspeaker happily.
Ji Qianxun pinched her nose and said coquettishly, "My husband, you are the best!"
Qin Chuan hung up the phone expressionlessly.
Ji Qianxun: "???"
Qin Chuan glanced at Ye Churan: "It's a pyramid scheme call, you insist on letting me answer it."
Ye Churan: "It can only be said that the caller is very tenacious."
Qin Chuan took the milk tea in Ye Churan's hand, bit the straw, drank the remaining half of the milk tea in one go, and then returned the light empty milk tea cup to Ye Churan.
Ye Churan was stunned, and said angrily, "You're done drinking now?!"
Qin Chuan coughed lightly: "Go and buy another cup."
"The clerk told me that I can only make the last cup." Ye Churan pursed her lips, licking the remaining milk stains with the tip of her tongue, "It's getting late, let's go back."
Qin Chuan: Lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot.
Still unwilling, Ji Qianxun called Qin Chuan again.
Qin Chuan was driving, and Ye Churan was sitting in the co-pilot. Seeing that the caller ID showed his name, he was someone he knew, so he answered for Qin Chuan.
Ji Qianxun said quietly: "Honey, you finally answered the phone."
Ye Churan: "Ah? Who are you?!"
hubby hubby hubby...
Damn Qin Chuan probably cheated.
Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan with a smile, it doesn't matter, she cheated in marriage and left the house.
Ji Qianxun was about to run the train with his mouth full, when he heard that the voice was wrong, it was not at all like Qin Chuan's pretender.
Thinking of the video I just saw, Qin Chuan and Ye Churan showed their affection at the University of Science and Technology.
It should be my sister-in-law who answered the phone.
Qin Chuan's tone was cold, and he said unkindly: "Are you sick?"
It's over, Ji Qianxun doesn't want to be a third party who destroys people's feelings.
"Oh, I was wrong. I was too sick. I forgot to take my medicine today. Where is the door of the psychiatric hospital? I'll go by myself." Ji Qianxun shuddered, speaking very sharply, "I'm sorry, Don't mind sister-in-law, brother Qin is a good family man who guards his body like jade."
Qin Chuan frowned: "Shut up."
Ye Churan pursed her lips and laughed wildly: "A good woman and man, puff ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Qin Chuan: "..."
He wrote down Ji Qianxun's account.
Ji Qianxun's right eyelid twitched. Something was wrong, so he quickly chatted with Ye Churan: "I was joking with Brother Qin just now, sister-in-law, don't take it seriously."
"Wait who is your sister-in-law." Ye Churan slightly raised her eyebrows, glanced at Qin Chuan, and said, "Brother, don't mistake your relatives. I'm only three years old, and I'm still a baby. I don't know him well."
Ji Qianxun: "..."
Is the way dogs and men show their affection so unique these days?
Qin Chuan stretched out a hand and pinched Ye Churan's earlobe: "Do you want face, there is a baby like you who can eat?"
"You drive your car, don't be fooled." Ye Churan opened Qin Chuan's hand, "I can not only eat but also fight, my mother asked me to eat more to maintain my health."
Qin Chuan glanced at him: "Father told you to eat less so as not to become Ye-Chu-Ran."
Ye Churan: "You know so much, are you my father?"
Qin Chuan: "Be good, baby, you must know how to control yourself."
Ye Churan: "..."
"My mother, Mr. Qin, can you shut up, I almost spit out the food I ate yesterday." Ji Qianxun interrupted their conversation, "Brothers, do you still remember my existence? ?”
Ye Churan said "Hey": "I'm sorry, I almost forgot."
Qin Chuan said coolly: "Some people are born with too little sense of existence, and it's useless to force them with a single mouth."
Ye Churan: "Don't talk about others like that."
"This is my college roommate." Qin Chuan said innocently, "Do you think he has a sense of existence?"
Ye Churan honestly shook her head: "It seems that there is not much."
It's too much, it's great to have a daughter-in-law, anyone can have it!
Ji Qianxun: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you quietly, when Brother Qin was in college, his ex-girlfriend could form a choir."
Ye Churan successfully aroused curiosity: "Is that so, what kind of ex-girlfriends are they?"
Ji Qianxun talked eloquently: "Let's not talk about class flowers, extreme flowers, and school flowers. There are also 14-year-old prodigy girls in the junior class, and foreign exchange students with blond hair, blue eyes, breasts, and thighs."
"...Brother, you have to make it up more truthfully." Ye Churan poked Qin Chuan's wrist, tilted his head and asked, "Brother Qin, have you ever been in love before?"
Qin Chuan: "We talked about it."
Ye Churan: "What kind of person."
Qin Chuan: "He has round eyes with black borders, his hairline is a bit high, and his calculation formula is first-rate. He discusses with me every day how to solve the wave function."
Ye Churan: "So you like Xueba..."
Smart people really like to play with smart people.
Qin Chuan: "It's from Austria."
Ye Churan held her face together: "It's still a foreign scholar."
Qin Chuan: "It's called Edwin."
Ye Churan: "Huh?"
Qin Chuan: "Schrödinger."
"Schrödinger?" Ye Churan was stunned, remembering that the name sounded familiar, "There seems to be some kind of Schrödinger's cat?"
Qin Chuan pursed his lips: "I still have a mistress."
Ye Churan: "Little San?"
Qin Chuan: "Little San gets involved between me and him every day."
Ye Churan already felt that something was wrong.
Qin Chuan: "Little San is called Fourier."
Qin Chuan must be fooling people.
You can't expect a sports student to know more about this, Ye Churan took out his phone and started Baidu.
Oh, and Schrödinger's Fourier transform.
"I think you need a severe beating." Ye Churan pinched Qin Chuan's shoulder and twisted it hard.
Qin Chuan lowered his head and smiled: "Don't make trouble, I'm driving, what should I do if I accidentally kill two people in one car?"
Ye Churan said with a fake smile: "What are you afraid of? It's so romantic to live and die together."
Qin Chuan: "..."
Should he be moved or terrified.
Being ignored again, Ji Qianxun wasn't dissatisfied at all, he listened with gusto, laughing so hard on the phone that he almost couldn't straighten up.
Ji Qianxun turned on the loudspeaker, so the conversation between Qin Chuan and Ye Churan was clearly heard by the other person.
There is another person in the room, wearing glasses, gentle and polite. Ji Qianxun smiled and said to him: "Shen Yang, if you still don't believe me, I'll tell you that the person on the video must be Brother Qin. Once a man gets married, he will become a dog." .”
"Brother Qin, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are very different from before." Shen Yang answered the phone, and endured a lot of pain with a smile, "You are so coquettish."
Ji Qianxun: "Teacher Luo flew over from W city to beat you angrily when he heard your words."
Teacher Luo is their quantum mechanics teacher. At the beginning, he tried his best to let Qin Chuan go to graduate school, so he wrote all the recommendation letters for him. Unfortunately, Qin Chuan finally gave up and chose to return to City A.
"Shen Yang, you're back. You're awesome. It's only been a few years. Your Yangshen is your Yangshen." Qin Chuan was a little surprised when he heard another voice from the opposite side. He looked at Ye Churan and introduced, "This is also my roommate from college. As a Ph.D. student, I vowed not to graduate and not to return to China, and I have already figured out when to go to the Golden Gate Bridge to save him."
Ye Churan turned into a hundred thousand whys: "Why do you want to transcend?"
Qin Chuan: "If you can't read it, take a jump to relieve your worries."
Shen Yang was about to be modest, when he heard the second half of Qin Chuan's words, the smile on his face froze: "Can you talk, can you think of something good, how about brotherhood?"
Qin Chuan: "I'm so worried about you. Now that I'm back, when will I cleanse you up?"
"I haven't graduated yet, and Newton doesn't dare to graduate in two years." Shen Yang said, "The tutor held a meeting here and brought me along. After the meeting is over in two days, let's get together."
Qin Chuan held back his nerves and said, "Okay, it depends on your schedule."
Shen Yang: "What the hell, you need my sister-in-law to nod. I didn't expect you to be the first among us to get married. I don't even know if Qian Xun doesn't tell you. It's too disrespectful."
"Wait." Ye Churan was dying, "I'm really not sister-in-law..."
"It's not too late to know now." Qin Chuan rubbed Ye Churan's head, "The titles are all false, baby calm down."
Ye Churan was speechless, feelings are not about you being called sister-in-law.
When would I take my cheap brother out to play, and I would hear him call Qin Chuan's sister-in-law every day.
After the conversation, he hung up the phone. Qin Chuan remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something. Why did Ji Qianxun call him husband just now?
Maybe it's my brain flooding.
After a while, Ji Qianxun called.
"I just forgot to say, Brother Qin, you are on fire now, and tens of thousands of people are trying to call you husband."
Qin Chuan: "?"
Ji Qianxun: "Shocked, why are college male college students vying to call you husband? Is this the destruction of human nature, or the loss of morality!"
Qin Chuan: "..."
Ji Qianxun: "All the major video sites have spread. This advertisement is too cost-effective. Brother Qin, you should run it quickly and save tens of millions of advertising fees."
"Go away." Qin Chuan hung up the phone with a dark face.
Ye Churan silently found the video Ji Qianxun said, and after he clicked on it, he heard "Brother Qin is invincible" loudly, his face flustered.
Is this really what he shouted out?
Affected by the atmosphere on the court, everyone shouted like a cheerleading game, and now I see this video alone...
Kind of ashamed.
The more embarrassing thing is yet to come.
"Husband, you are the best!"
Hold.
After clicking on the comment.
"What kind of unyielding little fairy is this!"
"If someone shouts that when I'm playing, it must be as exciting as taking medicine. I'm invincible."
"You are as handsome as this buddy, next time you play, I will go and ask your husband to cheer."
"Husband, I'll come too, Su Broken Leg!"
"I'm worried about the male college students in our country. Is it true that nothing will happen if they are so happy to call their husbands? What if they go back to the dormitory and yell and anal?"
"It's not that any of you think that the little goblin in the video looks familiar."
"Familiar fart, the [-]th-line internet celebrity who is addicted to touching porcelain, now even amateur college students dare to touch porcelain?"
"Damn it, the hot searches on Weibo aren't enough for you to tear it up, fans and blacks, go back to Weibo, okay, I'm getting annoyed when I see him now."
"Silently like it, I'm not a sailor, I don't chase stars, I just think it looks familiar."
Under the high-density video, the outlines of these people's facial features can still be seen. There are many people on the court, and someone carefully took screenshots of each frame and enlarged them.
"It's really a bit like Ye Zhuangshi."
"Handsome people are all alike."
"I'm sorry, but I really can't imagine Ye Zhuangshi's tough man splitting bricks every minute and calling him my husband. I'll slip away first and watch the strong man chop wood a few times to shock me."
After reading the comments, Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan unrequitedly: "How does it feel to come out publicly?"
Qin Chuan raised his eyebrows: "It seems to be pretty good, I don't mind."
Ye Churan: "...Next time you call me husband, I don't mind either!"
The video spread quickly, causing a lot of heat on Weibo, and it made Ye Churan a hot search.
The hot search keyword is "Ye Churan, male college student".
Those who didn't know saw the hot search, and were stunned for a moment. Didn't Ye Churan graduate early? Could it be that he is going to play a male college student, so he released the news in advance to hype it?
Weibo's most searched annual package VIP.
They all followed suit, and Ye Churan's road to whitewashing and becoming popular went as smoothly as a well-written script.With the popularity, the characters followed, a textbook-like successful marketing.
After clicking on Hot Search and watching the video, everyone suddenly realized.
"It's really a bit like..."
"I apologize for my previous doubts. I never thought that there are two people who are so similar in the world."
"Good-looking people have their own similarities. I admire it. I don't know if the little fairy in the video can make a debut. I want to be his husband fan."
"Is the quality of the little brother from the University of Science and Technology so high? The people in the video are all good-looking. Except for the little fairy who looks like Ye Churan, the others are also handsome. A bunch of long legs are really eye-catching."
"I can do the one who plays basketball. I want to unbutton his shirt."
"Forget about the little yellow hair, it looks like a fried hair dumpling."
"I said another one!"
Qiao Yan's fans have been silent for a long time since they were slapped in the face by Tomato Live last time. Now that Ye Churan is on the hot search again, they are angry from the heart, and they all scolded: "Tie up amateurs, there is no lower limit for hype!"
Ye Churan's black material blog was turned up again, and there were many people who mocked Qiao Yan for being robbed of his role.
There was an uproar on Weibo, and even Ye Chuqi, who was still in school, knew about it, and secretly sent Ye Churan a WeChat message.
"Brother, can you be a bit reserved in public?"
Ye Chuqi recognized the two people in the video at a glance, and he hated iron and steel, thinking why his brother could call out so naturally, why couldn't he call his wife.
The face of his old Ye family is gone.
Forget it, his brother's useless one still has to rely on him, Ye Chuqi touched the burden on his shoulders, it was too heavy.
Ye Churan felt that he should give advice to his parents, confiscated what mobile phone he used in his third year of high school!
Seeing Ye Churan and Qiao Yan's fan circle tearing apart, the melon eaters originally thought that the last "kickback incident" was the end, but they didn't expect that this was actually a series.
Some people even stood up the CP of Qiao Yan and Ye Churan who fell in love and killed each other, but let alone, it was a bit emotional when they knocked.
Soon, another shocking news was revealed.
"Qiao Yan's fan family's fundraising details, as an accountant, why do I think there is something wrong..."
The person who broke the news made a table, and by calculating the total amount needed in the end, according to the transfer records, at least half of the money disappeared.
Counting various piecemeal fund-raising activities over the years, tens of millions of dollars are unknown.
"Wow, this material is interesting."
"Actually, fan circles have a lot of tricks in raising funds, such as group buying of magazines, large recharges, etc., and there are discounts for finding special channels, but the fans are quoted at the original price."
"Those who don't chase stars and only eat melons are shivering. Is chasing stars so profitable?"
"As long as you become a fan, you can buy a sea view room at will."
"I also went to do some calculations, and I felt a headache after looking at thousands of pictures. I only picked a few to see. This should be true."
"No wonder I lost to Ye Churan in the gift list last time. These people were the first to think of getting kickbacks. They are all experienced."
"Does Qiao Yan know about tens of millions of dollars?"
"Qiao Yan shouldn't be involved in such muddy water. It's not like he can't make money."
"Not necessarily. It's almost over [-] million. The films he acted in before were all low-cost. The literary film he shot for awards last time was still zero-paid. He must have not earned so much in the few years since his debut."
"Big fans are all connected to the star studio, and even the people in the studio wear vests."
"I'm a heartless eater. I just want to know if someone will get into the game."
After this incident broke out, Qiao Yan's investment team quickly deleted all the fundraising details, claiming that the accounts had been maliciously distorted.
Ye Churan is also a melon-eating crowd this time, and no one is discussing the video of playing basketball calling for her husband for the time being, and he is very satisfied.
Thanks to Qiao Yan's fans for helping him divert the attention of the people who eat melons, otherwise he and Qin Chuan are not from the University of Science and Technology, and they will fall away every minute.
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