What the hell is Xiaoniaoyiren!

"I'm going to continue watching the movie. This movie is a bit interesting." Ye Churan glanced out the door quietly, and Qin Chuan had already returned to the room.

"Don't look! We don't look!"

"Since you don't want to watch it, as an anchor who is good at listening to advice, I can only reluctantly give up." Ye Churan turned off the video pretendingly, and asked, "Tell me the ending, who is the murderer behind the scenes. "

However, no one was willing to give him a spoiler. The audience in the live broadcast room turned into Conan, and accurately sniped the real identity of the strange man outside the door.

"That man must be the legendary snail man, he looks so good!"

"Mom doesn't allow you to cuddle with other men, unless he is very handsome!"

"Handsome little brother is the wealth shared by all mankind, hand it over and don't kill him!"

Ye Churan coughed lightly, and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't exist, domestic snails are very shy, and they don't see outsiders."

"? What are you showing off?"

"Where did you get such a good roommate? Why can't I meet him?"

"It's not my roommate..." Ye Churan paused and said, "It's my brother."

The barrage was quiet for a moment, and then it turned into a large blind date.

"Hi brother, I am your future sister-in-law. I have six apartments in city B. For your brother's happiness, please ask him to contact me quickly."

"What is it to have a house in city B? I can contract a fish pond for him, brother, hurry up and drop me."

Ye Churan: "Wow, you guys are going too far, I refuse."

"I can't tell whether a strong man is still a brother-in-law. Be good, you will have a sister-in-law sooner or later, why not choose from your own family."

Ye Churan: "For a man as good as my brother, only a god can match him. You mortals should give up."

"... Xianfan is different, I slipped away."

"Socialism has no gods."

"I said yes, since they are all gods." Ye Churan raised his eyebrows and squeezed his fists, "At least he can beat me."

"Who can beat you? Do you want to find an Ultraman for your brother!"

Ye Churan thought about it for a while: "Ultraman is not good, I think Ultraman is not as handsome as me."

"...Brother control is really scary, sisters, I'm quitting."

"I'll stand for a second, the sinful orthopedic, and then spray this frightening dead man to death."

After chatting with the barrage gag for a while, Ye Churan was thinking about the ending of the horror movie, trying to find spoilers.

In the Q&A, there are many people who seek spoilers like him, but the answers below are all:

"Honey, spoilers are meaningless. You have to watch this movie to understand it. It's not scary at all. Come on."

Ye Churan gave this answer a negative praise with a blank face.

Isn't this nonsense, he still needs to search for spoilers after watching it?

But I don't know the ending, I keep thinking about it in my heart, it's too uncomfortable to scratch my heart and lungs.

I have to find a way to bring Qin Chuankeng to watch with him.

Qiao Yan's fans on Weibo are still tirelessly following Lun Ye Churan's dirty blog, which has lasted for a week, and the popularity has not yet subsided.

Until the official blog of Tomato Live.com released an announcement: "After verification by the police, the poster who posted the post is a minor, and no relatives are supervising Tomato Live.com."

There are two pictures attached to this announcement, the first one is a post on the forum where Ye Churan got kickbacks for spreading rumors, and the second one is an apology letter, in which the host who posted the post admitted that she made up all of this, and submitted to the Tomato Live Network Apologize to Ye Churan.

Ye Churan was reminded to go to Weibo by the barrage, and the official process was quite efficient, so he silently liked it.

There are still unbelievers in the comments, insisting that the host who posted the post was coerced and lured by them, and the parents were blinded by Qian Qian, forcing the little girl to admit these trumped-up charges, and this comment was topped.

"What a miserable sister, the post has also been deleted now, and she was forced to write an apology letter, didn't she just tell the truth?"

"It's conceivable that when the police arrived home, it would be good if my parents didn't beat my sister up."

"Same world, same kind of parents, my sister will grow up quickly, and she will be fine in the future."

Who doesn't like to watch the excitement, especially this kind of conspiracy theory involving human rights.

Guan Bojun singled out this person and replied:

"Out of humanitarian spirit, we don't care about 13-year-old girls. May I ask how old you are, and accept the summons if it's appropriate."

About half an hour later, this comment was deleted, and even the Weibo account was also cancelled.

The people who eat melons are stunned. I have never seen such a cowardly keyboard man. Anyway, you should say a few words before running away!

With this precedent, the barbarians have subsided a lot, Ye Churan's innocence has finally been proven, at least now no one dares to question his gift list.

He did it himself, which means he is rich.It was posted by a fan, which means that he is lucky enough to attract rich fans.

In Ye Churan's live broadcast room, there was a lot of joy, the strong man was wronged, and everyone was happy as if they were celebrating the New Year.

The local tyrant ajrbxnxm83721 started to swipe gifts. He only swipe three rockets this time and then stopped. The barrage thought it was another ten rounds, but he didn't expect it to stop so soon.

"You local tyrant, you can't do it anymore. If you don't last long, you won't be able to attract the anchor."

"Hey, why is the strong man missing, where is he?"

"Just with a swipe, the strong man disappeared."

Ye Churan rushed to Qin Chuan's room, pressing his hand with heartache: "Qin Chuan, stop!"

Qin Chuan was stunned, he knew that Ye Churan should have guessed that ajrbxnxm83721 was him, and he didn't plan to hide it, but he didn't expect Ye Churan to come so soon.

The ten rounds are not finished yet.

Ye Churan was heartbroken and helped Qin Chuan log out of the account: "With this money, what can you do wrong? Why do you want to pay for gifts? Do you know how to write the word waste? You can buy a suite with more than 100 million."

Qin Chuan lowered his eyes and smiled softly: "Buying a house is a waste."

Ye Churan: "What did you say?"

And started to slap him, rebellion!

"No." Qin Chuan shook his head, with a lingering smile in his eyes: "Of course, listen to me first."

Ye Churan groaned and said, "I want to hear what nonsense you are talking about."

"Seeing you being hacked, I can't remain indifferent. It's hard for people not to be affected by emotions." Qin Chuan looked at Ye Churan, "It is more valuable to me than buying a few houses to help you vent your anger."

"It's actually normal to be hacked." Ye Churan's heart moved slightly, he scratched the back of his head, and said in a relaxed tone, "Calm down, I don't care who doesn't have a few black fans, at least it's more transparent than those who don't even have black fans." much better."

It's a strange feeling to be protected.

It's like laying a layer of sponge in your world, the hard ground becomes soft, you can jump a little bit willfully, roll when you are tired, and lie on it to rest.

"You are different from others, you deserve the best." Qin Chuan turned his computer chair, tilted his neck slightly, and said slowly, "It's normal for them to be hacked, but I feel uncomfortable when you are hacked, so uncomfortable that I can't eat , couldn’t sleep, and couldn’t read a single word.”

"Shut up, my heart aches when I think of you spending so much money." Ye Churan is now duplicating his words like a textbook, looking like a money fan like Grandet on his face, and cheering in his heart.

There is a reason why the domineering president's earthy love story can be enduringly popular, and the enthusiasm and pure want to treat you well hits the point.

This oil bottle is not in vain.

"Life is short, enjoy yourself in time. If you lose money, you can earn it again, but you can't buy a good mood." Qin Chuan logged in his account again, intending to continue to finish the ten consecutive sessions.

He was said to not last long, is a man able to bear it?

This wave must be cleared.

Ye Churan quickly stopped him: "Stop swiping!"

Qin Chuan raised his eyes: "Everyone needs to release themselves and find passion and motivation for work."

"speak English."

"Consumption promotes economic construction, and there is demand for production."

"speak English!"

"Swiping you presents makes me happy."

Ye Churan said with a straight face: "...the people who spread the rumors have already apologized. This matter has been perfectly resolved. If you continue to swipe, it will only make me unhappy."

Qin Chuan fell into a difficult choice.

Ye Churan clapped his hands: "Let's make a compromise, let's go out for supper, it's so much fun to eat supper!"

"Isn't my cooking delicious?" Qin Chuan glanced at the corner of his eye, and kept typing with his hands.

"It's delicious, your cooking is super delicious, but tonight I have to eat supper." Ye Churan swiftly removed Qin Chuan's hand from the keyboard, and half pushed and half pulled Qin Chuan out of the door.

Ye Churan didn't have any good ideas when it came to eating supper. He seldom ate out in the past, and he always had three meals a day at home.

It's just that he pulled Qin Chuan out, and it's not good if he reveals his secrets again.

Maybe Qin Chuan wants to go back and continue collecting gifts again.

Ye Churan asked Qin Chuan to drive in front, and he sat in the back row, swiping his phone and asking questions on the life forum in City A.

"Hurry up, hurry up, is there any special supper place in Xincheng District!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, there were many active users on the forum, and someone answered him soon. "

"The most distinctive place to eat late at night is of course Queqiao Street, the west gate of the Institute of Technology, the street next to the Teachers College."

Yes, the name Queqiao Street is very unusual. Ye Churan looked at the map, and the distance is not far in 10 minutes.

Ye Churan thanked the person who answered, and quit the forum. He didn't know that there were several more replies to his question.

"The atmosphere on Queqiao Street is super good, but buddy, are you single or with a girl? Don't go single, take your girl to go quickly. Dating is a holy place, holding hands is a trivial matter, it's possible to be smart, kiss and hug."

"What do you eat for supper for a single dog? Don't go to Queqiao Street and ask for harm. Let's eat instant noodles."

……

The host who posted the question never appeared, and people clicked in one after another to speculate: "I think the host should be a straight man of steel. If there are girls going to eat supper together, at least they will ask if there is any recommended restaurant. It doesn't look like he asked a street The name ran away."

"I would like to express my sympathy to this brother in advance. It is difficult for a single dog to walk an inch on Queqiao Street."

The west gate of City A's Polytechnic College is adjacent to the Normal College. One side is full of rough men and the other side is full of girls, so the street between the two universities is extremely lively.

Ten o'clock is the time when college students come out for a walk to find food and cultivate their relationship. There are bustling crowds on Queqiao Street, and there are long queues in front of various vendors.

Ye Churan and Qin Chuan walked together, they hadn't chosen anything to eat, they were repeatedly pushed away by the crowd, and they almost couldn't see where the other person was.

There's no way, the two big men met a young couple walking over sticky holding hands, they will let or not.

If you don't let him, you have to go through the middle of the young lovers, Ye Churan is not thick-skinned to this extent.

I stumbled and walked for a while, and I didn't know how many young couples, and I didn't eat anything in the crowd of people queuing.

Physically and mentally exhausted.

Four tall, rough men walked towards them. At first glance, they looked like a wall, and the man in the middle had dyed a non-mainstream little yellow hair.

Ye Churan thought to himself that it's time for the other side to give way.

The streets are full of couples, four bachelors keep each other warm, it's too miserable.

Unexpectedly, the four men stood firmly, looking at Ye Churan and Qin Chuan with four pairs of eyes, waiting for them to give way.

Ye Churan: "?"

The four of them stomped their feet neatly, without saying anything.

It's unreasonable, but the four single dogs are ashamed to walk on Queqiao Street, and they are ashamed to let the two of them make way!

Ye Churan was about to roll up his sleeves and argue with this group of people, he is best at teaching bear children to be human, when Qin Chuan suddenly held his hand.

Ye Churan's movements slowed down by half a beat, and stopped in place.

Qin Chuan held his hand, and his fingertips touched each other, entangled little by little.

Qin Chuan pressed Ye Churan's fingertips: "Don't be impulsive."

The palms of the hands are warm, with thin sweat oozing out, sticking together.

"Don't worry, I can hit ten." Ye Churan rolled his eyes, glanced at the four men opposite, and raised his chin slightly, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a gay guy?"

The yellow hair standing in the middle said in disbelief: "What the hell? Gay guys have come to Queqiao Street, brothers are blocking here. This is a battle between straight men and gay guys. We can't retreat!"

"No, no, big brother, the more gays the better, let's let it go." The handsome mushroom head standing on the far left persuaded Huang Mao, and took his hand to walk to the side.

"Damn it, don't touch my hand." The yellow-haired goosebumps trembled, and he shook off Mushroom Head's hand, muttering loudly, "Why do you let me, I won't listen."

"Yes, gays have no human rights, we want to let girls."

Mushroom head silently took half a step back, thinking about whether he would be scolded for being dishonest if he sneaked back to the dormitory now.

When Ye Churan heard this, she became angry: "Single dogs have the worst human rights!"

After Ye Churan finished speaking, she sneaked a peek at Qin Chuan, and was relieved when she saw that Qin Chuan's expression was normal.

Huang Mao was going to be so angry by Ye Churan that he put his hands on his hips and refused to accept it. They had been in a stalemate for so long and blocked this small area, which caused dissatisfaction among others.

"What do you want to do, fight?" A petite girl held her glasses and taught without showing any timidity, "Bullying the weak to bully the weak? You're very courageous."

She glanced at Ye Churan and Qin Chuan's handshake, her eyes lit up, she raised her head and looked at Huangmao with disgust: "What about you, little Huangmao, let me tell you, I am a member of the Friendship Association of the University of Science and Technology Chief, if you dare to make trouble on Queqiao Street, I will blacklist all of you in the dormitory."

Little Huangmao twisted his sleeves aggrievedly.

"Brother, forget it, buy something to eat and go back to the dormitory, don't argue with them." Mushroom head tried to pull the little yellow hair away again.

"You fucker, don't touch my hand!" Little Huangmao glared at Mushroom's head, looked at Ye Churan, and said unwillingly, "Let's solve the problem in a man's way."

Ye Churan: "Okay, it's up to you whether it's a one-on-one fight or a group fight. Let's change the venue and don't disturb the people here."

The little girl who claimed to be the president of the fraternity was queuing up at a nearby stall to buy skewers, and her face changed after hearing this sentence: "Little Huangmao, you really want to bully the few with more, you are so shameless! "

"I didn't say that." Xiao Huangmao said angrily with a dark face, "Single-celled organisms fight at every turn. Do you dare to solo on the court?"

Ye Churan was in a difficult situation. He knew how to play basketball, but he was not proficient in it. He used brute force to control the ball and was easy to fly. He barely managed to be a guard.

Compared with a school bully like Xiao Huangmao, he really might not be able to beat him.

The little yellow-haired tail was about to go up to the sky: "Don't be afraid, you don't even dare to go to the court, are you a man?"

The mouth is so cheap, what a fucking basketball, let's beat the yellow hair first.

Qin Chuan pressed Ye Churan's hand again, and said calmly: "The winner is determined in one round, and if you lose, call Dad."

Qin Chuan has a calm demeanor. At first glance, he looks like an office worker who has been sitting in the office for a long time, and it is tiring to run for a few steps.

Little Huangmao smiled happily: "Call it Grandpa, it's interesting to have multiple grandchildren."

Qin Chuan: "Lead the way."

"Let's go, whoever loses will be the grandson!"

On the way to the basketball court of the University of Science and Technology, Ye Churan couldn't hold back his inner curiosity, poked Qin Chuan's palm and asked, "You can play basketball, I can't tell."

Qin Chuan: "Know it a little bit, boys who can't play basketball in school are inferior."

Ye Churan was relieved: "You must have been the most eye-catching kid on the basketball court back then."

Xiao Huangmao heard them talking from the side, and he felt more confident. He stretched lazily: "Brother, it's still too late to admit defeat, I'm very talkative."

Ye Churan gave him a squinting look: "Who and your buddy, how could I have such an unfilial grandson like you?"

The little yellow hair was angry: "Your grandfather will teach you how to be a man today."

The playground of the Polytechnic Institute is very large, and there are big night lights on the side of the field, which are as bright as day. There are several teams training in it, and the cheers of the crowd are endless.

Xiao Huangmao knew someone from the team, and he walked over to discuss with the other party: "Brother, the world is in an emergency, please make way for the solo stadium."

"It's a small matter, let's win." The captain blew his whistle and shouted at the players on the field, "Brothers, let's make room, someone wants to solo."

Huang Mao: "The game of life and death is over in 5 minutes, thank you everyone, I invite you to drink milk tea."

"Oh, Huangmao, you are awesome."

"Brother Win will introduce you to a girlfriend!"

"Sure!" Huang Mao fought in the local area, with the support of his relatives and friends, and gave Qin Chuan a confident look.

"Catch the ball." The people on the court threw the basketball at them, and the basketball fell straight between Huang Mao and Qin Chuan in a parabolic arc.

Qin Chuan straightened his body, rushed ahead of Huang Mao, and took the basketball with his backhand. He unbuttoned the first shirt button casually, slapped the basketball in his hand, and hung the shirt loosely on him, showing a little more wantonness.

"So handsome!" Eager shouts erupted among the onlookers beside the stadium, and they began to spontaneously cheer for Qin Chuan.

"Little brother, come on, come on!"

Huang Mao tensed his nerves and stared at Qin Chuan intently. The team members felt annoyed when they heard their own cheerleaders cheering for outsiders.

This man is no longer a student at first glance, and he is too old to compete with them for the limelight, which is unbearable!

"Huangmao Chong! Anal him!"

"Chong Chong, I am the number one in the world at the University of Science and Technology!"

The loud voices of several big men suppressed the cheers outside. Ye Churan glanced at the group of people, and without changing his face, he held his hand like a horn, and shouted word by word: "Qin! Brother! Brother!" !God! Next! Number one! One!"

The stadium fell into a strange silence, only the footsteps of Qin Chuan and Huang Mao dribbling and blocking the ball could be heard.

The team gathered together, whispering.

"Is this mother here to show her affection?"

"Hey, gay guys are so unrestrained these days, isn't it all popular in the past and can't bloom in the sun?"

"This is a night light, where does the sun come from?"

"You idiot, I'm just a metaphor, I'm uneducated."

"After a few quarrels between you guys, it's showing off to us, hurry up and push back!"

So, under the leadership of the team captain, the players shouted neatly: "Love... my dear little Huang Mao is number one in the world!"

Brother Qing is so shameless that ordinary people really can't shout it out.

Ye Churan smiled, and these people even got into a fight with him, whoever shouted slogans was afraid of whom.

"Brother Qin is number one in the world" and "Dear little Huang Mao is number one in the world" sounded one after another. Although Ye Churan was alone, he shouted with the momentum of thousands of people.

The onlookers were stunned for a long time before they understood what was going on. They all burst into laughter and booed: "Brothers, be bold and call your husband directly!"

"..." Ye Churan fell into silence.

He's a little out of sorts.

Seeing that Ye Churan was intimidated, the players shouted frankly: "My husband Huang Mao is number one in the world!"

"The yellow-haired husband rushes and overthrows him!"

"Husband, you are the best!"

Shouting to my husband will not lose a piece of meat.

The little Huangmao on the court was entangled with Qin Chuan, and when he heard this husband suddenly, he was so frightened that he almost sprained his feet.

Damn these people deliberately harmed him!

The flirtatiousness of the straight man was too scary, Ye Churan patted his chest with lingering fear, he couldn't compare, really couldn't compare.

Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan, and decided to cheer Qin Chuan silently, as long as he wanted to, his spirit was with Qin Chuan.

Qin Chuan dribbled the ball, and glanced lightly at Ye Churan. When his eyes met, Ye Churan actually saw the urging intention in Qin Chuan's eyes.

Brother, why are you urging, the ball is almost intercepted by Huang Mao!

Qin Chuan regained control of the basketball, and began to look at Ye Churan again, dribbling the ball leisurely.

Ye Churan: "...you play ball!"

Does this person want to be Huang Mao's grandson so much?

The four eyes are still facing each other, and Qin Chuan's eyes are not flashing.

He lost.

Ye Churan closed her eyes and shouted: "My husband, you are the best!"

It's too embarrassing.

Ye Churan patted her cheeks, trying to dissipate the burning heat on her face.

Qin Chuan squinted his eyes, like a cat that has been tamed. He retracted his gaze and made a fake shot. Huang Mao jumped up to block the ball, and saw Qin Chuan circling his back to receive the ball, and took a few steps to run up. Dunk with the ball in hand.

in!

"Come in, come in!" Ye Churan rushed over excitedly, and hugged Qin Chuan together, "Hahahahahaha brother, you are so handsome."

Qin Chuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Call me husband."

Ye Churan's eyelids twitched, and he pushed Qin Chuan away: "Dreams have everything."

Little Huang Mao came over shyly, looked at Qin Chuan and Ye Churan, opened and closed his mouth and struggled for a long time, Ye Churan looked at it and wanted to laugh.

The little yellow hair was extremely embarrassed: "I would like to bet and admit defeat, I, I,"

Ye Churan showed kindness: "It's okay, you just know you've lost, and you don't have to be serious when you're just playing around."

"People from the Polytechnic University keep their word." Little Huang Mao blushed and shouted crisply, "Grandpa!"

"Pfft..." Ye Churan couldn't help bursting out laughing, fearing that the little yellow hair would be embarrassed, he turned around and lowered his head, his shoulders shrugged.

After Xiao Huangmao shouted, he slipped away. He still owed everyone in the team a cup of milk tea. He wanted to bring a cup for Qin Chuan and Ye Churan, but when he returned to the playground, he found that they had already left.

The team captain handed the mobile phone to Xiao Huang Mao, and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "Mao, you are hot."

Xiao Huangmao looked at the short video in a daze, and it only took more than 20 minutes to post it, and it already has more than 3000 likes.

The title of this short video is horrible.

"Shocked, why do male college students scramble to call their husbands? Is this the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality! "

With a click, the phone dropped, and the little yellow hair lay on the ground helplessly.

He doesn't want to live anymore.

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