Transmigrated until after the rebirth of the villain president [Entertainment]

When Ye Churan returned to the room and assembled the wooden dummy, he saw neatly interrogative sentences on the barrage.

"Snail man???"

"Wow, this subwoofer is a bit dull, please be positive."

"He's really a snail man, and he can also cook crucian carp with chopped peppers. Are all the men so virtuous now? Give me one too!"

"Shocked, a certain strong man actually hides his beauty in a golden house, and forced him to do such an inhumane thing in the middle of the night. Is this the loss of morality or the destruction of humanity!"

Embarrassed, I was too excited after killing the fish, and accidentally exposed Qin Chuan's existence.

But Qin Chuan didn't show his face, so it's not a big problem.

"Brothers, it's not important." Ye Churan picked up a piece of wood, and yelled as if nothing had happened, "Let's have a few juggling sessions first, everyone who has money will have a money show, and those who have no money will have a personal show."

"Who is your brother? They are obviously caused by sisters."

"Change the topic too bluntly, bad review!"

"Am I the only one who thinks the strong man is shy?"

"Splitting a wooden board is actually very simple." Ye Churan pretended not to see the barrage, and demonstrated with his palm facing the middle of the wooden board, "Be sure to split along the grain of the wooden board, keep your palms straight and relaxed, neither bend nor too tight .”

Ye Churan put the board in front of the camera, pointed to the lines on it and said, "Whoever hacks me horizontally will give you the title of strong man."

The barrage burst into laughter, and they all gave way: "Don't worry, strong men, we are all decent people, and we won't steal your title."

"I beg you to take it away." Ye Churan took back the wooden board again, "Control the distance well, and ensure that the moment you hit the wooden board with the greatest force.

There was a sharp sound of piercing through the air, and the thin wooden planks snapped.

Ye Churan: "Simple, right?"

"6666, I think I can do it too. The strong man sends a link to the board, and I will buy one too."

"The sky is clear, the rain has stopped, and you think you are doing well again."

"This piece of wood is more than one centimeter by visual inspection. The brothers in front remember to wrap ten or eight bandages before splitting, so as not to make you cry in pain."

"Buy these props at will, just choose the one with the highest sales on a certain treasure. This barrage is right. Beginners can start with the thinnest 2mm." The one I used was twice as thick. "Splitting square bricks with bare hands is the same as splitting wood blocks. I will talk about it later. Now change to another one, and I will show you the iron head skills."

Qin Chuan stood at the door and frowned slightly when he heard these words.

He wasn't worried about Ye Churan's overturning, but suddenly worried about Ye Churan's previous growth environment.

It's all a crooked way to do hard work. Practicing this thing since childhood will definitely have an impact on brain development. Maybe a careless person will make people stupid.

After Ye Churan noticed the expression on Qin Chuan's face, she winked and smiled slyly at him.

Qin Chuan felt that whoever was stupid could not be Ye Churan.

The audience in the live broadcast room also had the same idea as Qin Chuan. This board is much thicker than the last one. If it is really filmed, the forehead will definitely swell into a steamed bun, and it may become the scene of a murder.

"My god, it hurts to think about it when you slap your forehead, and it's miserable if you lose your appearance."

"Otherwise forget it, I dare not look at it..."

"It was Ye Churan just now, Qiao Yan was singing to the fans, and Ye Churan is going to perform Iron Head Kungfu now."

In the end, even the staff of the live broadcast website came to remind us to pay attention to the scale of the live broadcast, and there should be no bloody and violent scenes.

Under everyone's thoughts, Ye Churan took the wooden board and slapped it lightly on the forehead.

The plank shattered as soon as it touched the forehead, and it was not as loud as the sound of splitting the plank with bare hands just now.

"I think there must be ghosts in here."

"I bet a dollar there's something wrong with the board."

"Of course this piece of wood is a special prop." Ye Churan applauded, "Everyone is very smart, and your audience this year is amazing, so the applause rang out."

Shameless!

When Ye Churan first split the wood, he used real wood, so everyone had a habit of thinking that this thick wood was also real.

The audience in the live broadcast room was so angry that they only hated that there were no stinky tomatoes on the tipping list of the website.

"True love of life, stay away from iron head skills. The brain is extremely vulnerable to shocks and irreparable damage." Ye Churan cleared her throat and said solemnly, "When shooting martial arts scenes, special props are often used. Do not imitate at will, including the brick splitting that I am about to demonstrate, unlike splitting wood boards, splitting square bricks requires very high strength, remember that impulse is the devil, comrades!"

Seeing that the happy live broadcast was going to become a science and education column, the audience expressed their rejection and urged Ye Churan to quickly split the bricks. Ye Churan was about to continue the demonstration when he smelled a pungent spicy smell.

Ye Churan sniffed and screamed, "Chopped pepper crucian carp!"

Ye Churan threw down the lower brick and ran out the door in two or three steps. Qin Chuan had already prepared his meal and started eating.

Ye Churan: "Why didn't you call me!"

Qin Chuan: "Aren't you still broadcasting live?"

Ye Churan was confident: "Eating is more important than live streaming!"

"..." Qin Chuan sneered, "It's you who are derelict and disrespectful."

The audience in the live broadcast room were all startled. Halfway through the agreed live broadcast, they just started, and the people disappeared.

I have never seen such an irresponsible anchor!

Under Qin Chuan's condemnation, Ye Churan realized with conscience, went back to the room, picked up the mobile phone, put it on the dining table, and apologized to the audience in the live broadcast room with a smile: "I'm sorry, people are iron rice and steel, I have a meal first, I'll continue talking with you after eating."

The video is still facing Ye Churan's face, the fish meat picked up by chopsticks is white and tender, red pepper powder, onion, ginger and garlic are sprinkled on it, and paired with the satisfied face of eating, it makes people's appetite greatly increased.

This is not as good as the next broadcast!

"It looks really delicious. I can't support my sisters anymore. I'm going to order takeaway."

"Eating takeaway at night will make you fat, but the more you look at it, the more greedy you become. Spicy Chicken Ye Churan, I will turn black for ten seconds and come back."

Seeing the barrage, Ye Churan agreed, "It's really delicious, fresh and spicy, without any fishy smell. I can finish a whole plate by myself."

Qin Chuan gave Ye Churan a piece of vegetables with chopsticks: "Wake up, what about me?"

"Accidentally forgot about the snail guy." Ye Churan ate the vegetables, and obediently picked up a chopstick of fish for Qin Chuan, "I'm not like you, I don't need to order takeaway, everyone should eat less takeaway, it's not healthy."

The audience was speechless for a while, how did this person say such words confidently? !

Qin Chuan: "Snail? Man?"

"No, no, I made a slip of the tongue, brother Qin is awesome, your cooking is getting better and better!"

Qin Chuan was satisfied.

The local tyrant swiped a yacht, and the font turned into a distinguished red with special effects. He sent an angry barrage: "I'm here to see the happy sand sculpture and acrobatics, not to watch the food and broadcast, and not to see the love show!"

In this regard, Ye Churan corrected the other party's slip of the tongue honestly: "Do you know how to show affection and brotherhood?"

The local tyrant sneered: "Keke, socialist brotherhood?"

Ye Churan: "That's not true, the roots are right and the seedlings are red."

"Did you see the hands with green vegetables just now? Wow! The hands of the snail man are so beautiful! The finger joints are slender, and it looks like a hand playing the piano! The hand control is dead, sisters quickly spray, spray Ye Churan away and let the snail man come. live streaming!"

"I'll come first, Ye Churan, you little pig, you only know how to eat!"

"The little brother who can cook is the treasure of all mankind, hand it over and don't kill him!"

Ye Churan raised his head and looked at Qin Chuan faintly: "Have you finished eating?"

Sitting opposite Ye Churan, Qin Chuan didn't know what happened in the barrage. He thought Ye Churan was protecting his food, and gave him some fish: "I'm not usually hungry, am I?"

Ye Churan: "No, I'm full."

Qin Chuan: "No conscience, I've finished eating, and I still have some documents to deal with today, so I'll go to the study first."

"Go, go, come on!" Seeing Qin Chuan closing the study door, Ye Churan spread his hands towards the camera and said, "Okay, the snail man is mine alone, so don't even think about it."

The bullet screen was full of ellipses, and a person silently posted a line of text, which was very eye-catching.

"People. Wife Gong x is lazy and greedy, what if I beat you?"

Ye Churan watched the barrage while eating, and when he saw this sentence, he was almost stuck by a fishbone.

"It's too lazy and too greedy. Can you blame me for being greedy for the snail man's cooking skills?" He was the first to refute this, and then pressed in a low voice, "It's about socialist brotherhood."

The essence of human beings is copying, and the bullet screen began to flash "lazy and greedy Ye Churan", which neatly covered Ye Churan's face.

Taking advantage of it and acting like a good boy, it is too much to be beaten if you don't cover it up. In order to make Ye Churan more popular for a while, let's cover it up.

After Qin Chuan went to the study, Ye Churan turned the camera and took a group photo of several dishes on the dining table.

In addition to chopped pepper crucian carp and green vegetables, Qin Chuan also fried shredded pork with green peppers and braised eggplant today, plus the unshakable seaweed egg soup. The two of them usually eat five dishes.

Fat crucian carp is good, although the thief can jump when killing the fish, but the meat is enough to eat, and now only half of a fish has been eaten, Ye Churan thinks he can eat three more bowls of rice.

He turned the fish over, went to serve another bowl of rice, and asked belatedly, "Is it boring for me to live broadcast like this? Today's meal is so delicious that I can't bear to go away, what should I do?"

"...It's not boring, it's very fragrant, and I was very happy eating the grilled fish takeaway that just arrived."

"Your food is so delicious QWQ, it has already attracted all the traffic from the eating and broadcasting area next door."

"It's not just that the food is delicious, it's that the food is very real. Wow, with such a contented expression, I took such a big bite of rice, it's a must."

"My little brother eats such spicy food and still has such good skin, and he doesn't have any meat at all. I love it."

Unexpectedly, there are quite a lot of people who like it. Ye Churan found a new business opportunity: "From now on, after my snail man cooks, I will broadcast live to you every day!"

The viewers who were eating takeaways strongly agreed with this approach: "It's awesome, remember to broadcast it late at night, it won't work if it's too early!"

Anyway, she couldn't bear to eat takeaway anymore, it would be nice to be able to cheat one more!

After Ye Churan finished his meal, he realized that Qiao Yan had already downloaded the broadcast. There were still many people waiting in his live broadcast room. Apart from the melon-eaters at the beginning, there were also many random passers-by.

Ye Churan went to practice brick-splitting, because of the previous foreshadowing, and he once performed brick-splitting in "Records of Survival in the Wild". .

"Dangerous action, please do not imitate!"

But the attracted pure passers-by dead house is not so peaceful, this brick was so easily smashed with bare hands...?

Passers-by asked weakly: "Isn't this eating and broadcasting?"

"No, Zhuangshi Ye's main job is to chop bricks, and he occasionally eats and broadcasts. The newcomer cutie can watch "Records of Survival in the Wild" and enter the pit. He can chop wood, split bricks, and hoe the ground. Ye Zhuangshi is infinitely powerful!"

In the end, Ye Churan moved the camera to the wooden dummy post, and did a basic set of wooden dummy post method. After looking at the time, it was past ten o'clock, and he felt sleepy.

"This is the end of today's live broadcast, and I will continue to chat with you another day."

He was about to turn off the live broadcast when he saw a barrage across.

"Look, strong man, there is a cowardly villain who wants to be hacked!"