Transmigrated until after the rebirth of the villain president [Entertainment]

The chopping board was shaken by raising the knife in his hand. Ye Churan tried to scare the fat crucian carp into a good behavior so that it wouldn't jump around.

The fat crucian carp didn't panic at all, its tail slapped loudly on the cutting board, and spit at Ye Churan nimbly.

The fishy smell was really bad, Ye Churan hastily turned on the faucet and washed his face several times, and there was still a faint fishy smell from the tip of his nose.

It's the other way around!

It's fine for Qin Chuan to bully him, after all, he is in charge, and a fat crucian carp dares to bully his subordinates and commit crimes.

"It seems that you don't want a whole body." Ye Churan picked up the kitchen knife again, intending to chop off the head of the fish first, and then the tail.

"Don't chop up my fish. What I want to do is chop the crucian carp with peppers, not minced fish pieces." Qin Chuan said slowly with a look of disgust, "Use a knife from the caudal fin to the fish's mouth, and chop it up. Let’s eat stir-fried vegetables for dinner today.”

"Brother, please do me a favor, don't stir-fry vegetables, I still want to grow up."

Ye Churan held the kitchen knife and compared it to the tail fin. The fat crucian carp rolled and fled with its tail raised. The kitchen knife touched a few fish scales, sticking greasy on the back of Ye Churan's hand.

"This fish can move, how could it be so obedient to let me break it from the side." Ye Churan couldn't help complaining, "Why didn't you ask the master to kill the fish in the supermarket."

"Fresh fish is delicious." Qin Chuan said frankly, "The taste will go bad after a long time."

Ye Churan looked at the silver-gray scales on his hands, goosebumps were coming out, and after washing his hands for a while, the scales were all washed off.

The fat crucian carp turned over, with its head proudly facing Ye Churan, and spat at Ye Churan again.

"My day!" Ye Churan went to wash his face again, staring at the belly of the fish with a dark face, sharpening his knife, "You can also eat broken pieces of fish."

"Suppress it first and then move the knife." Qin Chuan poked Ye Churan's forehead, "Use your brain, don't use brute force."

"Killing a fish and breaking the chain of IQ contempt?" Ye Churan tried to hold down the body of the fish, and the fat crucian carp was scurrying in his hand, and the wet and cold touch made Ye Churan let go of his hand instantly.

The fat crucian carp was free, and spat at Ye Churan again.

Ye Churan was in a hurry, rolled up his sleeves and wiped his face: "Hold the fish down for me, I'll kill it."

"I can hold it down for you." Qin Chuan coughed lightly, his lips slightly curved, "Is there any reward?"

Ye Churan curled her lips: "It's not bad to be able to eat fish, but you still want a reward."

Qin Chuan: "I buy and cook the vegetables. You pay the money, and you should kill the fish."

"Treacherous!" Ye Churan looked at Qin Chuan, "What do you say you want?"

Qin Chuan hooked his lips: "Sing a love song?"

"I'll give you a grappling technique that's almost the same. It's just for those who talk like you." Ye Churan looked away with black lines all over her head, staring intently at the fat crucian carp on the cutting board.

Qin Chuan bought two crucian carp, one was placed in a glass tank, and it was gurgling and bubbling at the moment. Compared with this fish, it seemed a bit miserable.

Otherwise, let's be vegetarian today, Ye Churan felt great sympathy.

The fat crucian carp spit at Ye Churan again, maybe there is no stock left, this time the spit was very little, but the smell was particularly strong.

Ye Churan pinched her nose, feeling a little nauseous: "Fuck, the gods can't save this fish."

The phone rang, and after Ye Churan washed her hands, she clicked on the screen, and it was Qu Yiyi's call.

"Chu Ran, why haven't you started the broadcast yet? Qiao Yan is already on it. This guy is wearing Diaopai's father's early autumn style, and he looks like a peacock."

Ye Churan: "It's eight o'clock so soon?"

Qu Yiyi: "... Hurry up and start the live broadcast, or if you slow down, everyone will be attracted by him."

Ye Churan took a worried look at his current appearance: "It's over, what should I do, I'm still killing fish in the kitchen."

"Killing fish? What are you wearing now?" Qu Yiyi was anxious for him when he heard this, "Hurry up and get a new luxury brand to wear and start broadcasting. You can't lose if you lose!"

"Is the international famous Nike okay?" Ye Churan glanced at the sports short sleeves he was wearing now, and said uncertainly, "I don't know if it's a new model, I bought it a few days ago."

The original owner's clothes were all famous brands, but they were all long-sleeved trousers in early spring. On this day, even if the air conditioner is turned on at home, wearing them can kill people from the heat.

"Could you have some snacks? This is a live broadcast. You and Qiao Yan just started the live broadcast!" Qu Yiyi was stunned.

Ye Churan tapped the cutting board: "Whether he broadcasts live or not, I must kill this fish first today!"

"Even if you want to kill the fish, you have to turn on the live broadcast first, or you will be cowardly again."

Qu Yiyi felt that this was the standard "Emperor is not in a hurry for eunuchs".

Qin Chuan heard their conversation and said, "You want to live broadcast, so I have to avoid it?"

"Shut up, you, hurry up and hold the fish for me." Ye Churan took the phone to find a good angle, making sure that the camera was facing his face, "Back back a little, remember to hold the fish."

Qin Chuan took a few steps back and stood beside the disinfection cabinet: "Is this okay?"

"Back a little more." Seeing Qin Chuan retreating to the sink, Ye Churan nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, it's completely safe now."

Qin Chuan asked: "Are you still able to catch fish?"

"Enough, shh..." Ye Churan closed her lips and gestured, "Stop talking, I'm starting the broadcast."

Qin Chuan was forced to be dumb: "Oh."

It's eight o'clock, and the melon-eaters squatting in Ye Churan's live broadcast room haven't left yet, and they happily start a game of betting on when Ye Churan will start broadcasting.

The [-]th Line once again faced Gang Xiaoxianrou, whether it was fearless and actively challenged, or recognized the facts and became a coward.

When the video lighted up, the bullet screen was instantly lively, and the people who ate melon were both happy and worried.

"I bet with my roommate for 10 minutes, Ye Churan, can't you come a little slower! I have to wash his underwear for a month now, and I will cry!"

"Ye Zhuangshi is so handsome, my roommate will make me a quilt for a month!"

"I don't want to talk when I clean the toilet for a month."

After Ye Churan saw the barrage, the corners of his mouth twitched: "What are you betting on, and you still wash your underwear for a month?"

The person named by Ye Churan sent a few crying emoticons, and the bullet screen was full of hahaha, this buddy is too miserable.

"I was killing fish just now, so I didn't have time to check the time, so I was a few minutes late." Ye Churan smiled, and water droplets slid down her clean face, "Thank you for caring about me, wait for me for a few minutes, I will put the The fish is finished."

"Killing fish? Strong man, you're going too far, you're splitting bricks in the live broadcast!"

Ye Churan: "There will be some, don't worry, I have to kill the fish first so I can eat."

Upon hearing this, someone in the barrage became displeased: "You won't be cooking live, right?"

"To be honest, I have already seen the culinary skills of a strong man in "Records of Survival in the Wild". You should let your stomach go, strong man."

"...I didn't do it!" Ye Churan retorted, "Am I so ignorant?"

"Skip skip, strong man, kill the fish quickly, you don't need to be poisoned by the strong man's cooking tea, and you are not allowed to have a snail girl in the family."

Seeing this barrage, Ye Churan turned to look at Qin Chuan, who was pressing the fat crucian carp expressionlessly, and mouthed with a suppressed smile, "Hi, my snail girl."

Qin Chuan didn't hear clearly, lowered his voice and asked softly, "What?"

Ye Churan pursed her lips, stopped smiling and shook her head quickly.

Although the fat crucian carp was held down by Qin Chuan, its body could not move, but its tail was still shaking in its dying struggle. The handle of the kitchen knife was long, and Ye Churan was afraid of hurting Qin Chuan's hand, so he dawdled and did not dare to move much. Cut off a bunch of scales.

You can't see the picture on the cutting board in the live video, only Ye Churan's frowning side face can be seen.

Some people commented on the barrage: "Am I reading it wrong? Ye Zhuangshi now looks a bit like a melancholy handsome boy, the second male lead in an idol drama."

"A beautiful man who is melancholy because of killing fish can go to film a fish pond romance. The heroine is the fish in his hand."

The scales on the fish's tail were thrown away and splashed everywhere, filling the room with a fishy smell.

Qin Chuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded: "You first pat the fish's head with the back of the knife a few times."

Ye Churan subconsciously asked, "Why?"

Qin Chuan: "Shoot the fish until it faints, and shoot it harder."

"Can it still be like this?!" Ye Churan slapped the head of the fish vigorously with the back of his knife a few times, and in the blink of an eye, he knocked out this awesome crucian carp. Fish kill fish, chopped pepper crucian carp, here I come."

After the crucian carp fainted, Ye Churan also scraped off the scales of the fish for preliminary cleaning, and handed over the rest to Qin Chuan.

Ye Churan bought the props that are often used in martial arts stunts, such as square bricks and wood blocks, and also bought a wooden dummy, which can be used to teach beginners who are interested in this aspect. He was about to go out to live broadcast when he suddenly realized Something is wrong.

"Why didn't you tell me to just pat the fish head?"

Qin Chuan said innocently: "I just forgot, and I just remembered that I can do this."