Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?When it comes to feelings during pregnancy, each mother may have a different answer, but naturally each has its own happiness.

Lin Yi felt that she was one of the few mothers who didn't have any thoughts. It's not that she didn't want to, but she didn't have time to think about it. Except for rest and appropriate activities, everything in her day was taken up.

This is all due to Monk Bujie and her beautiful mother. Perhaps it is because the husband and wife have not fulfilled their responsibility to support her in the past 16 years, and the husband and wife feel very guilty.It's all right now, my daughter is married and pregnant again, so I really want to make up for it in a different way.

"Hey hey, Lin'er, look what daddy brought you." Monk Bujie smiled like a flower, sitting beside Lin Yi like a caring daddy.

Lin Yi watched his father take out an exquisite rattle, and turned it around a few times in a decent manner, making a ding-ding-dong-dong sound, and really wanted to put his hand on his forehead, "Dad, are you sure this is for me to play with?" ?”

"Of course," Monk Bujie pouted, "It's also for my grandson to play with, Lin'er, do you remember that your father bought it for you when you were one year old, and you liked it at that time."

When he was one year old... Whose child can remember things at one year old, Lin Yi pouted helplessly, and reached out to take the rattle that his father showed off.After all these years, this toy has been kept very well, with almost no scratches.

A father who doesn’t quit must love his daughter very much. He and his mother are both very kind parents. It’s just that these years of estrangement and their inner condemnation made them unable to take care of their children in the first place. .

"Okay, dad, don't worry, when your eldest grandson is born, I will definitely pass this on to him as a family heirloom." Lin Yi joked to his dad with a smile.

"Hey, this is a family heirloom, it's too shabby." Monk Bujie took it seriously, scratched his head unwillingly, and had an idea, "Yes, dad will teach him all the kung fu, and then tell Master Fangzheng Discuss it, borrow the Yi Jin Jing, that is a good thing, in the future my grandson will definitely be the most powerful in their generation, hahahaha."

"Borrow Yi Jin Jing, Daddy, you really dare to ask for it."...Won't Master Fangzheng throw you out?Lin Yi's small head made complaints out of nowhere.

"Why don't you dare?" Monk Bujie didn't understand. "Father's master and your master are Master Fangzheng's younger brother. It would be too persnickety for him not to borrow Yi Jin Jing. Anyway, there is no one in his generation of disciples." Those who can learn, keep the cubs."

"What if it's not a grandson, but a granddaughter?" Lin Yi teased him.

Monk Bujie scratched his face in embarrassment, "It's not very good for a girl's family to learn such a powerful martial arts, right? It's too fierce to find a husband's family in the future."

"So Daddy, you should rest assured first, it won't be too late to make a decision after you know whether it is a grandson or a granddaughter."

Monk Bujie looked disappointed, but soon became happy again, "Leave that aside, have you decided on a name for the child?"

Lin Yi shrugged, "I'll leave it to the prostitute to think about, anyway, it's his surname."

"It's time to think about it. There are still three months until the birth." Seeing Monk Bujie's expression, he was willing to take the job of naming it on himself.

The conversation here is in full swing, and the other side is also very busy.

"Look, roll this side up and cover it lightly, don't press it! Try it with your hand to see if it's tight, otherwise it will be uncomfortable, and then raise the top a bit higher, yes, tie it loosely with a strap, not too loose , It will fall off as soon as you move it, it’s too tight, you want to strangle the child to death," the beautiful mother was doing a demonstration, while looking at a certain adulterer who was learning how to wrap a child with a look of hatred , "I'm going to be a father soon, how can I not even know how to take care of children."

Before the collapse of Mount Tai, the lewd thief who could not change his face was already sweating profusely, and he didn't know whether it should be light or heavy. Asking him to kill with a knife is much easier than doing this.

"Then hold it up like this, it's reversed! This way the child will fall out of it as soon as it moves. The movement should be light and slow, especially when the child is crying, be patient. Hold it like this, pat him gently, lightly Babies are very delicate, what should you do if you try so hard to take pictures of the baby!"

A certain prostitute vomited blood in his heart, making him feel like a father to a pillow, no matter how you look at it, he feels so stupid.Also take care of the mood of a pillow, even if he squeezes it flat, it won't squeak, okay?

The beautiful mother saw through Tian Boguang's thoughts at a glance, and her tone eased, and she was persuasive, "You have to learn these things early, so that you won't be in a hurry when you become a father. You say you love Lin'er, why do you feel bad, just use your mouth Well, a woman is very weak after giving birth, and she needs to be considerate and taken care of. Lin'er is not suitable for learning martial arts, and her body and bones are no better than those who practice martial arts. Men are like this, they talk nicely, but when they really need you, they just watch."

Tian Boguang was trained to lose his temper, and these words touched his heart, and he no longer felt bored, and obediently listened to his orders.

After a busy day, at night, the young couple have time to stay together tenderly.

"I think, father and mother are more nervous than us, as if it is my father and not me who is pregnant with the baby." Lin Yi lay on Tian Boguang's lap, and said amusedly, "By the way, have you thought about the name yet?"

Tian Boguang spread his hands, with a helpless expression, "What are you thinking, I'm learning how to hug a pillow every day."

Lin Yi burst out laughing, "The pillow is much lighter than the baby."

"Baby is much lighter than you, but I like to hug you." Tian Boguang lowered his head and kissed Lin Yi's forehead, sighed faintly, "I'm so sorry, my dear lady is in my arms, but I can't eat it. , We have to wait three or four months."

"Now you know the consequences of not having a condom." Lin Yi joked casually.

"Condom? What is it?" A certain lewd thief Zhang Er was puzzled.

Lin Yi's face was flushed red, she didn't feel anything just now, but when Tian Boguang asked, she immediately reacted, she was so ashamed that she didn't know what to do.

"It's nothing, I'm talking nonsense." Lin Yi's eyes wandered around, but he didn't dare to look at him.

Tian Boguang narrowed his eyes, originally he didn't know, but the expression of kissing his wife made him suddenly guess what it was related to.

Gently blowing in Lin Yi's ear, "Don't worry, you don't need a condom, you won't disappoint your wife as a husband."

Lin Yi wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

"It's getting late, go to sleep, your mother still has a lot of things to teach tomorrow."

"I don't know if the Peach Valley Four Immortals really went to see the snow lotus. It has been more than half a month since the last time, and there is no news at all." Based on Lin Yi's understanding of them, if they are fine after seeing the snow lotus, they must She will come back to show off, but there is no movement now, which makes her a little worried.

"You want to go too?" How could Tian Boguang fail to see the curiosity in his wife's eyes.

Lin Yi thought and thought, but still shook his head, "Tao Shixian said that people who see ghost patrols will be unlucky, although I don't really believe it, but now it's better to have one more thing than one less thing, since some people say it's not good, I'd better not go .”

She can't play with the lives of children and thieves.

"Little nun, don't be disappointed, don't go to see the snow lotus, we still have many interesting places to go." Tian Boguang nodded her little nose, and sighed helplessly, "It's a pity, it's a pity, let's not talk about going to play at this time , I’m afraid it’s impossible to get out of this door.”

Lin Yi defended his parents, "They're just worried too much." The deer-like glasses flickered, and suddenly he had an idea, "The pervert, let's elope."

? !

Tian Boguang smiled in his eyes, but said in his mouth, "Aren't you afraid that your parents are worried?"

Lin Yi hugged Tian Boguang's neck coquettishly, "It's okay to play tricks once in a while, and our honeymoon is not over yet."

That's right, let's run away.

Ever since, an elopement notification letter was left behind.

father, mother,

Seeing Xin'an is good, the daughter seriously told the elders that the daughter had eloped with the prostitute.

You must not be angry, especially don't be angry with the prostitute. I came up with this idea and it has nothing to do with him.

It's not that my daughter doesn't like being with her parents, but so many things have happened since they got married that they almost forgot about getting married, so we want to make it up again.

In fact, father and mother have been separated for so many years, and they get together less and leave more. Don't worry too much about your daughter. It is hard for father and mother to stay together. I also hope that you can live a loving life.

I'll take care of myself, and the bastard will take care of us.

By the way, we will go to Mobei first to see the scenery outside the Great Wall, parents don't come to look for us, we will come back on time.

"Let's see, hurry up and get my daughter back, how can she bear the fatigue of running around with her big belly." The beautiful mother was in a hurry, she was making fun of her body.

"Miss, in fact, we don't need to show up when we find our daughter, just follow them secretly. As long as the daughter is not harmed, there is no need for us to make her unhappy." Monk Bujie cautiously persuaded.

"Find someone first, you can say whatever you want." The beautiful mother is not unreasonable, "The world is dangerous, and I'm just worried about what happens to them."

"You're right, let's go."

Lin Yi asked strangely while drinking the delicious goji berry, lotus root and duck bone soup, "You thief, why did you write that we were going to Mobei, but now you are heading west?"

"This is called Tiaohulishan, otherwise he might be found after walking for two days." Tian Boguang said without any psychological burden.

"We are like a spy movie, and my parents are not tigers." Lin Yi pouted.

"That's right, the great monk is more terrifying than a tiger if he is unreasonable." Tian Boguang has experienced it himself.

"Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite." Lin Yi spread his two little paws and said shaking his head.

Tian Boguang rubbed her hair with a smile, turned his eyes, and suddenly saw a figure, "It's him!"?