Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Autumn is coming and winter is coming. Although there is no snow, there is a thin layer of frost on the grape trellises in the yard.

Lin Yi was wearing a fox fur cloak and sitting under the grape trellis, staring at the empty trellis in a daze.The shelf was erected, but there were no vines on it. It was already autumn when I chose to buy a house here, and I hadn’t had time to plant grapes yet, so I just gave her a thought first.

There are no vines, but there are a few bunches of green and purple grapes. If you look closer, each one of them is polished and smooth jade beads, which are strung together with silk threads to decorate here.Green jadeite and purple Lin Yi don't know what it is, and no one has given her jewelry before, and she hasn't done much research.

Lin Yi loves to eat grapes. When choosing a house before, Lin Yi took a fancy to Xiangyang here, and told Tian Boguang that if he lived here, he could grow grapes for himself in the future.At that time, Tian Boguang just laughed at Lin Yi as a greedy cat, but he didn't expect that he would get these gem beads from somewhere, hang them up like grapes, and said to Lin Yi with a smile, "I can't eat them now, and they look pretty." OK

Not only hanging, but also dusting the lovely grape beads every now and then, so as not to lose their luster.

Lin Yi fell in love with sitting here and thinking about things, thinking about the past when she and Tian Boguang knew each other, and thinking about the future they will have.

A heater was suddenly placed in his hand without losing tenderness, Lin Yi raised his head, and showed his small white teeth as neat as pomegranate seeds at the visitor.Tian Boguang wrapped his arms around her, and put the people on his lap, "You always look at them, I'm so jealous of you."

Lin Yi leaned his back against his chest, hugging the stove and sniggering, "I was thinking, you did it so realistically, when the baby grows up, if you secretly climb up to pick grapes to eat, will the baby be knocked off?" tooth."

"He dared to break my dear wife's treasure, so I won't beat him up." Tian Boguang said with a vicious expression on purpose.

"You're so biased." Lin Yi turned back halfway in his arms, and poked him with his finger, "The pervert, do you want a son or a daughter?"

"I want you." Tian Boguang replied without hesitation.

"Oh, I'm asking you seriously." Lin Yi rubbed against his arms, unwilling to let go, "Do you like your son or your daughter?"

"I like you." Tian Boguang replied with the same serious expression on his face.

"I'm talking about a child. I can't give you another one." Lin Yi twisted his body unwillingly.

Tian Boguang suddenly hugged her body, clinging to her body without any force, and warned with a serious expression, "Lady, if you move again, I really want you."

Lin Yi suffered from pregnancy syndrome, and Tian Boguang was sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment for abstinence during pregnancy.You have to bear with your complaints, who told you that this is a period that ancient men had to go through, otherwise some men would like to marry more concubines to serve them.

"Then you answer me." Lin Yi asked with a stern face and pouting his mouth, but obediently stopped moving.

Lin Yi knew that Tian Boguang didn't like children, but she didn't want her own child to have a father who didn't like him.

Tian Boguang really couldn't figure out what expression to use to face him. First, he was almost as if he had no parents, and second, he had no experience as a father.Now facing his wife's round figure and slightly protruding belly, although she lost her slimness and lightness, she was more gentle and quiet. He just felt that he liked it no matter how he looked at it. What does the child inside look like, round and flat.

A pregnant woman's mood fluctuates a lot, she needs to be coaxed and pampered, so don't make her angry.His mother-in-law's teachings were still in his ears, Tian Boguang grinned and replied with the most sincere smile, "It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, as long as it's born by a woman, I like it."

"I don't believe it." Lin Yi said in his mouth, but he couldn't help laughing, and stopped asking.

Tian Boguang heaved a sigh of relief, it really is a trick taught by the great monk, it seems that this father is still useful occasionally.

"It's been almost five months now, and I don't know if Master's body is completely recovered. It's really worrying." Lin Yi leaned on Tian Boguang's shoulder and said in a low voice.

"I also said that I didn't know how to take care of my body, and almost scared me to death." Tian Boguang recalled that day, when he heard the message from Dingyi that Lin Yi had fainted, he lost half of his soul in an instant. He rushed to Baiyun Nunnery in a hurry, until he heard that he was pregnant and would faint from exhaustion, then he let out a long breath and felt relieved a little.

"I'm sorry, I don't want you to worry, I didn't think of it myself." It took Lin Yi herself half a month to fully accept that she was going to be a mother. She knew it was a necessary step, but she was a little psychologically prepared. nothing.

If the child in the womb knows what the two couples are thinking, they must feel that they should not be reincarnated here.

Lin Yi suddenly stretched his neck and sniffed, "I smell the aroma, what are you cooking?"

"What else can it be, your mother's body-replenishing product." Tian Boguang said this with a helpless expression.It's not that he thinks his father-in-law and mother-in-law order him to work, but this stew can't be eaten three times a day, morning, noon and evening, and the abalone will be boring.He felt sorry for his wife and frowned every time she drank, and he helped to drink more than half of a cup, and she almost vomited.

"They were also terrified. My mother said that I had a cold when I was born. Now that I have a child, I'm afraid that I won't be able to bear it." Lin Yi also felt sorry for Tian Boguang, and quietly suggested, "Why don't we dump it secretly."

"You are not afraid that parents will be sad." If Tian Boguang could fall, he would have fallen long ago. Every time the monk who did not quit watched him bring it into the house expectantly, how could he do such a thing.

"That's true..." Lin Yi himself had no idea.

There was a sound of wind, and a figure jumped over the courtyard wall, "Hello, little nun?"

"Peach Shixian!" Lin Yi stood up happily, and waved to him with one hand on the pillar, "I'm here."

Tao Shixian jumped from the base of the wall to the grape trellis, without looking at anyone else, grabbed Lin Yi's hand and said, "I'll take you to see something fun."

That is, the Four Immortals of Peach Valley, if others dare to come up, they will hold Lin Yi's hand. It's no wonder Tian Boguang didn't chop off his arm.Anyway, it hasn't been a day or two since he was ignored. Knowing that their minds are not open, Tian Boguang doesn't care about this blatant act of infidelity.

"Hey, where are you going?" Lin Yi asked, shaking his held hand.

"Big..." Tao Shixian was happy to answer, but when she turned her head and found Tian Boguang in front of her, she snorted and turned her head away, "Don't let him hear it, you will find out when you come with me."

Tian Boguang folded his arms and fought with him, but he didn't bother to make a move.

"How far do we have to go?"

"It's not far. I came here after running for three days. We still have time to go now."

With Tao Shixian's lightness skills and endurance, three days... Lin Yi said apologetically, "I'm afraid I can't go with you."

Tao Shixian had a surprised and sad expression, "Why?"

"Look at me now," Lin Yi pointed to his swollen belly, "I can't run around when I have a child, it's easy to move my fetus."

Tao Shixian frowned and looked at her five-month-old stomach, "What will happen if you move the tire gas?"

Lin Yi thought for a while, "It's not necessarily true, it's not a good thing anyway, the most serious thing may be the death of mother and child."

Tao Shixian was taken aback, and hurriedly backed away half a step, "Isn't that more terrifying than the martial art of self-cutting meridians, one dead body and two lives."

Lin Yi didn't know what self-cutting meridian was, so he nodded speciously, "Anyway, having a child is like a national first-class protected animal. It's very troublesome. Why don't you go with you after I give birth?"

Tao Shixian looked puzzled, "But the snow lotus in Daxue Mountain only blooms once every ten years, if you don't go to see it this time, you will have to wait another ten years."

"Snow lotus, is it just a kind of flower? What's so good about it?" Lin Yi didn't understand.

"Of course there is nothing to see when the snow lotus blooms, but when it blooms, there will be ghosts patrolling the sky at night." Taoshi Xianshen said mysteriously.

"Ghost tour, what is it?"

"I haven't seen it, but I've heard that people who see Ghost Xunguang will be very unlucky." Tao Shixian's face was full of excitement.

Lin Yi was speechless, "It will be unlucky for you to go see it?"

"Go and see how unlucky it is." Tao Shixian shrugged, asking if there is any problem.

Lin Yi can't keep up with this kind of logical thinking anymore, but in line with the principle of actively avoiding all possible harmful events during pregnancy, Lin Yi refused, although he felt itchy in his heart, "I don't want it anymore, whether it's true or not, I don't want to Knowing that there are tigers in the mountain, you still prefer to go to the mountain, by the way, why are you the only one, and the three of them?"

"Of course, the more people there are, the more fun this kind of thing is. The eldest brother and the second brother are looking for Lan Fenghuang, and the third brother and I will come to you."

"What about the Peach Blossom Fairy?"

Clap, the sound of the clay pot being broken on the ground was particularly obvious, followed by the loud voice unique to the Bujie monk, "Stop!"

The two figures hit from inside the kitchen to outside the kitchen, and wherever Monk Bujie's Zen staff hit, there was a mess everywhere. Although Monk Jie has higher internal strength than him, he can't help him for a while.

"Father, stop beating!" Lin Yi shouted anxiously, being protected by Tian Boguang from approaching.

The good girl opened her mouth, but the disobedient monk stopped immediately, but still angrily knocked his Zen stick on the ground, "You bastard, it's really unreasonable for you to steal the tonic that your mother gave you."

Thinking of the broken sound just now, Lin Yi and Tian Boguang looked at each other, secretly amused.

"Isn't it just to drink your soup?" Tao Huaxian looked like it was no big deal, "It's neither salty, nor light, nor sweet, nor spicy. I've never had such a strange taste."

"You!" The stew was made by my own wife so hard, how can a monk who doesn't quit be happy.

"It's specially for women, men drink it..." The beautiful mother came out of the kitchen and smiled coldly, "I will never lift it for life."

The faces of the three were pale at the same time.

Peach Blossom Immortal hurriedly stretched out her hand to scratch her throat, trying to spit out what she drank. Although the Four Immortals of Peach Valley were a little weak, they still understood the normal situation of a man.

"Hey, hey, you are such a bad woman. If I hadn't looked at your little nun's mother, I would have torn you apart!" Tao Shixian looked at the third brother vomiting dizzily, unhappy Shout out.

The beautiful mother snorted coldly, "If you have time to yell here, why don't you hurry up and see the doctor."

When she said this, the two of them seemed to have just realized it, and ran away without saying hello.

"Mother~~" Seeing the two walk away, Lin Yicai asked weakly, "Will that soup really make people stop eating for life?"

The beautiful mother gave her a strange look, "I lied to him casually, who told him to drink secretly."

Lin Yi's heart was finally relieved when he mentioned the throat, he couldn't laugh or cry, mother~~ You can't joke like this.

"Don't worry, mother will cook for you again." The beautiful mother comforted.

"Mother, I suddenly want to drink sour plum soup." Lin Yi hurried over, holding his mother's sleeve and acting like a spoiled child, "You make it for me."