Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Lin Yi was awakened early in the morning by the crisp sound of birds chirping. This familiar way of waking up gave Lin Yi the illusion that he was in Baiyun Nunnery.Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Lin Yi yawned.

Gululu~Lin Yi rubbed his stomach, and went out to buy medicine for Master yesterday without eating dinner, but...he took out the package of medicine from his bosom and looked at it, can this be eaten as a meal?

Smell the smell, forget it, she'd better look for something else to eat.

Pushing open the door of the bamboo house, Lin Yi saw that the empty stove was covered with thick fluff ash, it seemed that no one had lived in it for a long time.However, the air in the valley is fresh, and there is no dust in the house, but there are many spider webs.However, Lin Yi heard from others that most of the spiders in the mountains are not poisonous, so he is not worried.

The room was indeed not far from the stone tablet, and it was hard to see clearly at night. Now that Lin Yi was standing in front of the stone tablet again, he found something strange. It didn't seem to be a tombstone.

Behind the half-person-high stone tablet is a small earthwork. The five flat and smooth sides seem to be cut out with a sword, but one thing is certain, there is definitely something inside this earthwork.Presumably no one would be so bored to make a solid soil bag to occupy the space.

However, it is hard to say that in this era, people were cremated and then buried.

When a person's curiosity is hooked up for no reason, he usually does something immoral.Lin Yi picked up a thumb-thick branch and started poking holes in the earthwork.

After the earthwork was persecuted to be full of potholes, like a pig arching it, a corner of the tarpaulin finally lived up to expectations.

What will it be?Urn of ashes, treasure map, token of love?

Not at all... Lin Yi squinted his mouth as he looked at a thin book with a purple cover in his hand.

It's not as good as an urn, at least the ashes can be used as fertilizer, and the jar can be used to pickle vegetables after washing.Lin Yi thought a little angrily.

It wasn't that Lin Yi didn't want to show respect to the deceased, it was that she felt that the hope of her going out was extremely slim.

Looking at the slippery cliffs and towering mountains around, Lin Yiyang's neck was sore, but he couldn't see the top because of the fog.As far as she is a sports idiot who will fall down on the steps, it seems that she is doomed to live here for the rest of her life.

Then you have to find something that can live. There are beds, tables and chairs, and even an empty stove in the room, but there are no pots and pans. She needs jars or bottles to hold water and dry edible things. to save.

Forget it, it is better to have something than nothing, it will come in handy, Lin Yi put the book in his arms with this mentality.

Boom, the sound of heavy objects falling into the water came from the pool behind him, startled Lin Yi suddenly turned his head, only seeing the falling water splash and the swaying water surface.

Looking at the layers of ripples coming from the center of the pool, Lin Yi reflexively looked up to the sky, and another person fell??????

Is it non-smoking? !Lin Yi was horrified by his own thoughts, jumped into the pool without any hesitation, and swam desperately towards the bottom of the pool, throwing off his arms and legs.

Tian Boguang didn't have time to think about anything when he was kicked off the cliff by acupuncture points. This is not watching TV. The 200-meter cliff fell for tens of seconds.In fact, at such a short distance, it can fall directly to the ground and be smashed into meat sauce in just a few seconds.Where did so many bloody confessions come from.

When Tian Boguang fell straight into the water with his head down, he was very lucky. First, he didn’t fall head down on solid ground; second, he entered the water vertically instead of horizontally. Not much difference.

Unfortunately, that's where the luck ends.After pressing the acupoints, he couldn't hold his breath, but he could hold his breath for a while. Tian Boguang felt his whole body was chilled by the icy cold water, and he was very unwilling.He actually wanted to drown silently in this unknown place, and even his bones were not allowed to be buried in the ground, but to be soaked in this cold water.

Not reconciled, he hasn't found the little nun to kiss, hasn't taken her first time, hasn't?????? Kiss her again, it's a real kiss, not just sticking lips Just lips.

The air in his lungs was gradually exhausted, and his brain began to swell and become chaotic, and his eyes were already blurred.

A slender arm wrapped around his neck, and Tian Boguang's submerged body was suddenly pulled to the surface.

The moment Lin Yi jumped into the water, he was stimulated by the biting pool water, and his little head woke up immediately.She fell down the valley last night, and it has been a whole night. Moreover, the place where she fell is more than half an hour away from here. Does Dixiu have to run so far to kill people and throw their bodies?

But she has already jumped in, is she going to die without saving her?Lin Yi didn't want to be like this, Robinson Crusoe still had one more Friday, and it was better to have someone to accompany her to spend her whole life here than to be alone by herself.

The pool was deep and dark, and Lin Yi could only see a vague shadow. When she reached out to wrap her arms around his neck, her arm brushed against his chin.

He's a man with a short beard.

Lin Yi was very sad. She would rather be a woman, so she would have no sense of hindrance. Can she choose a man??????

Well, at such a crucial moment as saving someone, she was still thinking wildly.Fortunately, Lin Yi had learned to swim before, and the drowning man seemed to have passed out, which made it easier for her to rescue him.

However, when Lin Yi saw this person's appearance, his original reluctance became a [-]% blessing.

God bless, I didn't die!When Lin Yi looked at a certain lewd thief with a pale face, eyes closed and breathless, his heart, which was originally calm, suddenly trembled.

Calm down, calm down, drowning people will die temporarily, yes, artificial respiration, artificial respiration.

Lin Yi recalled what he learned in his first swimming lesson, how to give first aid to drowning people.But that will use a dummy, as long as the posture is correct, it is considered qualified, but now it is about the life of a prostitute, and she cannot afford to fail.

Forced himself to calm down, stretched out his hand to open Tian Boguang's mouth, Lin Yi took a deep breath, pressed his mouth against his and began to breathe.

In fact, Tian Boguang was rescued by Lin Yi before he fainted at the bottom of the water, but after Lin Yi dragged him ashore, Tian Boguang suddenly decided to play dead in a flash of inspiration.

According to his understanding of women, if a woman likes a man, then when she thinks the man is dead, she will definitely express her heart in grief.Don't blame him for being despicable, such a good opportunity to know the little nun's mind, let him go for nothing and bear the name of this prostitute for nothing.

He was not a good person in the first place.

It seems that when Tian Boguang treats Lin Yi, he always cares about eating and not beating. Why did he forget that his little nun is different from ordinary women.

He waited for a long time, but the little nun didn't cry, but actually kissed him forcibly.Tian Boguang was stunned unexpectedly, did he make a mistake, when did the little nun become so bold, and kiss him immediately!

No, no, he felt Lin Yi breathe out for him, and pressed on his chest a few times with steady strength, and then continued to breathe with his mouth close to his mouth. After repeating this twice regularly, Tian Boguang knew that the little nun was saving him.But the softness on his lips made him, an evil thief, have to think about it.

If she is willing to do this for herself, she should, perhaps, still have a good impression of herself.Then, let that damned Linghu Chong go to hell.

Lin Yi was doing artificial respiration anxiously, when his half-open mouth suddenly closed his lips, and then a warm tongue slipped into his mouth.

Lin Yi, who was devoted to saving people, was so frightened that he almost lost his wits, quickly retracted his head, and stared at a pair of shining eyes looking at him proudly.

Tears welled up in Lin Yi's big eyes immediately.

Tian Boguang's face changed, could it be, could it be different from what he guessed.

It wasn't his turn to think too much, Lin Yi threw himself on him, hugged him and cried, "You scared me to death, I thought you were dead, wow~~~ I don't want you to die." She didn't have much love for her parents. Impression, the grandma who depended on each other was chatting with her well the night before, but woke up the next morning only to see grandma's cold and stiff body.The fear in my heart just now was the same as after my grandmother died. Lin Yi felt that she was the only one left in the world.

She likes her master very much, her father who appeared out of nowhere, and the teachers and sisters of the Hengshan School, but she never thought of losing anyone, especially this prostitute. She used to think that no matter where she went, this prostitute Will appear inadvertently, say a few words, argue a few words, and then happily sleep through the night.

She is an extremely lazy person, and she hopes to live like this for the rest of her life.It never occurred to her what would happen if this life ceased to exist.

What Tian Boguang wanted to do most at this time was to rub the little nun into his arms and kiss her seductive little mouth.Alas, don't blame him for trying to take advantage of the little nun crying so sadly, he really couldn't think of a better way to comfort her.Besides, this return to the plot also comes with benefits, which he is looking forward to.

But... Tian Boguang once again cursed fiercely in his heart, damn the Four Immortals of Peach Valley, damn acupuncture.

He could only lie here so motionless, really wanting to cry without tears.