Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

"What?! Lin'er didn't come back!" Monk Bujie yelled, and almost lifted the roof off.In desperation, Monk Bujie didn't care about etiquette, even though he didn't have it in the first place.Grabbing the collar of the nun who came to report the news, she directly lifted her into the air, yelling aggressively, "It's already daytime, she hasn't returned all night, why did you only find out now!"

"If you don't quit, you put my apprentice down!" Ding Yi was already impatient enough, but when he saw such reckless behavior of the monk Bu Jie, he became even more angry and scolded him in a cold voice.

"Hmph," throwing away the nun casually, the monk who didn't quit was still very angry, "How do you behave like a master, you don't even know if the apprentice hasn't returned overnight."

"Aren't I worried that Yilin is missing? Think about it for yourself. How do you act as a father? If your daughter doesn't see you all night, you still have to rely on others to tell you." Speaking of it, Dingyi became even more angry , Monk Bujie accompanied Lin Yi all day long, and even lost him.

Being scolded by Dingyi, Monk Bujie blushed and scratched his head angrily, "I, am I impatient?" He approached his face flatteringly, and said with a smile, "Master, you too I know, Lin'er is good, she doesn't know anything about the dangers of this world, I'm afraid she will be deceived by others outside."

Glancing at him, Dingyi knew that the wine and meat monk was too unreliable, and it was useless to be serious with him, so he ordered angrily, "If you are really in a hurry, don't waste time here, and find Yilin earlier. I will also send other disciples to look for them, and if there is any news, they will also gather at Mount Heng."

"Okay, okay, I'll look for it now." Monk Bujie walked away without saying a word.

"Master, we went to ask the shopkeeper of the pharmacy, and he said that my junior sister did go to get medicine from him yesterday evening, but was taken away by a little girl."

"Little girl?" Dingyi thought about it carefully, "What kind of little girl is it?"

"The shopkeeper can't remember, but he said that the two seem to be talking speculatively, maybe they know each other."

"Impossible," Lin Yi grew up under her nose, and Ding Yi generally knew all her friends, but there was no such person, "Anyway, you and other people should inquire carefully in the town."

Master Dingyi's guess is not wrong, but she overlooked one thing, even though Lin Yi grew up beside her, just like this time, she couldn't look at Lin Yi for twelve hours, so she There is not only one person who does not know.

Tian Boguang had only left for a day on his front foot, but he lost him on his back foot.He doesn't know this cheating fact yet, he is drinking tea in a teahouse in Shilipu outside the city.

He raised his neck and took a sip of bad tea, Tian Boguang put the teacup on the table heavily.Thinking of him as a majestic lone thief, it would be fine if he fell into the hands of a stupid little nun, but he suffered a big loss in the hands of a wine and meat monk by the way.

Although the wine and meat monk is the father of the little nun, it doesn't change the fact that he cheated himself.

Tell him to go find Linghu Chong, that brat who ruined his good deeds, last time he didn't kill him for the sake of the little nun, but this time it's a good thing, and he will go humbly to invite him to meet the little nun.Hmph, Tian Boguang wouldn't do such a shameful thing, please?If Linghu Chong dared to say "no", he would be knocked unconscious and take the matter back.

Taking another sip of tea, Tian Boguang sighed, that's not the point, if the little nun doesn't like Linghu Chong, let alone carry it, just strip it and throw it on the little nun's bed... Cough cough, this doesn't work, just strip it and throw it away He didn't care when he was in front of the little nun.But the problem is, the little nun seems to like him.

Sending one's love rival in front of one's own woman, is this still what a man should do?

Or, just deal with the little nun, and then take her to find a place where no one knows, and wait until the little nun forgets about that damned Linghu Chong.

But thinking of those eyes that always looked at him with a smile, showing hatred, Tian Boguang felt as if someone had punched him in the heart.

Still not working... After thinking about it, Tian Boguang threw a few copper coins on the table, got up and left slowly.Anyway, there was still a month, and there was plenty of time for him to think about how to save his life without giving up the little nun.

"Haha, I have found you." The familiar laughter rang in his ears, Tian Boguang's heart trembled, and he wanted to run without even turning his head.

But the movement of the visitor was three points faster than his lightness kung fu of walking thousands of miles alone, and a piece of cassock flew over his head, blocking Tian Boguang's way.

"Great monk, you..." Tian Boguang thought that he was going back on his word and it would be bad for him. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, the unruly monk stuffed a pill into his mouth, and then grabbed his neck with a little force, forcing Tian Boguang to swallow the pill. down.

"Ahem." After swallowing the pill, Tian Boguang had a chance to speak, "Great Monk, you told me to find Linghu Chong. I didn't break my promise. You don't want to mean nothing, do you?"

Monk Bujie looked at Tian Boguang's pale face and smiled treacherously, "Don't worry, this is the antidote."

Antidote?Tian Boguang looked at him suspiciously, would this great monk be so kind?

"Why am I lying to you? It's not easy for me to kill you. This is the antidote." Being looked at with distrust, Bujie monk explained very dissatisfied.

"Thank you...gudong..." Just as Tian Boguang opened his mouth, a pill was thrown into his mouth by the Bujie monk, and he swallowed it again in the same way.

Damn, you are playing with me!Even if he couldn't beat him, Tian Boguang couldn't stand this kind of trickery, and immediately became furious, "Monk, kill him if you want, I will never frown, there is no need to use tricks from these villains!"

"Don't be angry," Monk Bujie patted his chest with a mean smile, "Although this is poison, it will take three months to take effect. So it's okay, our agreement remains the same, It's just that I want you to do another thing, and I'm a little nervous for a month. I'm afraid you won't come back." After some nice words, Monk Bujie changed his tone and said earnestly, "Will you die?" It's important, if you can't finish what you've done for me, I'll die."

When he said this, he completely annoyed Tian Boguang.

With a cold smile, Tian Boguang looked at him disdainfully, "Although I, Tian Boguang, have been called a prostitute, I have not been called a coward. I will not deal with your affairs, and I will die if I die. I, Tian Boguang, have never been afraid." When he didn't want to explain the name of this prostitute, he already had the consciousness of dying.

When he said this, Monk Bujie softened his attitude, "Don't get excited, this matter is not difficult."

"It's none of my business whether it's difficult or not!" Tian Boguang rolled his eyes to the side, clearly not intending to cooperate.

"Hey, I don't want to go back on my word, but it's not that Lin'er has disappeared. As a father, I can only try my best to find someone."

"What did you say!" Tian Boguang was astonished and forgot that he couldn't beat Monk Bujie, so he stepped forward and grabbed Monk Bujie by the lapel, "The little nun disappeared! When did it happen and how did you do it?" Daddy!"

Monk Bujie had a guilty conscience at first, but when he was suppressed by Tian Boguang's aura, he said with a little confidence, "I don't want to, I lost it all, I'd better find him quickly, otherwise why would I come to stop you?" ah."

"When and where did you disappear!" Tian Boguang was a little panicked now, that little nun was so stupid, she didn't know how much she would suffer if she was left outside.

"I don't know, she said to buy medicine last night, but I didn't see it when I went to her room this morning. I thought... Hey, where is he?" Monk Bujie said a few words, Turning his head, he found that Tian Boguang had disappeared.

"Hey, I hope this prostitute can find a good daughter." Monk Bujie muttered to himself with a sad face.

"Haha, it's really funny. Telling the prostitute to find his daughter, isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?" Four people in coarse clothes and bamboo hats were lying on a big rock, one of them looked lazy, He said gloatingly in his mouth.

"How can a monk's daughter be called a sheep, and why is an adulterer called a tiger? Can't she be called a cow or a horse?" asked another person who didn't understand.

"It's very simple. Tigers can eat sheep, but how can they eat pigs and horses?" The third one answered.

"You haven't eaten it yet, how do you know you can't eat it?" The second retorted unconvinced.

"That's right, and tigers don't necessarily eat sheep, they can also eat cows and horses." The fourth also expressed his opinion.

"Isn't that the prostitute eating himself? Who would eat the monk's daughter?" The second one seemed even more confused.

"Oh, what you all said is wrong. The prostitute is looking for a daughter, not eating her." The first one tsk-tsk despised the other three.

"If you find it, you can eat it."

"How to eat, eat it horizontally or vertically, steam it or bake it."

"Hey, who are you four monsters!" Monk Bujie shouted while holding up his Zen staff.

The four of them immediately became unhappy, and jumped in front of Monk Bujie to retort, "Who do you call a monster, even our famous Four Immortals of Peach Valley don't recognize it."

"That's right, you lost your daughter and asked a prostitute to look for it. You are the monster."

"He scolded us and tore him into four pieces!"

The four of them were already crazy, and they shot suddenly before they finished speaking.However, Monk Bujie's martial arts were not comparable to Tian Boguang's. With a wave of a Zen staff weighing several tens of kilograms, the four of them did not dare to face him directly, and quickly hid aside.

Monk Bujie was already depressed, and these four people talking nonsense made him even more upset, and he chased and beat them with a Zen stick in his hand.

The four of them are crazy, but their martial arts are really good. They walked more than ten rounds under the hands of Monk Bujie with a playful smile. them.

These four guys have good martial arts... Monk Bujie rolled his eyes secretly, and another idea came to his mind.

"Hey, stop, stop." Monk Bujie withdrew his hand first, "No more beating, no more beating."

"Hey, we didn't stop, why didn't you fight?"

"If we continue to fight like this, I'm afraid we won't be able to tell the winner until next year." Monk Bujie's eyes flashed with cunning, and he pretended to sigh, "Although I really want to teach you some powerful moves, but I don't have time right now."

"Nonsense, the winner hasn't been decided yet, how do you know you must be better than us?"

"That's right, let's keep fighting, let you know how powerful our Peach Valley Four Immortals are."

"I'm not sure. Even if you win, you won't win by force." Monk Bujie began to play tricks.

"Uneasy... Oh, we get it, you are worried about your monk daughter."

"That's right," Monk Bujie looked as if you were right, "If my daughter can't be found, I'm not in the mood to fight you."

"That's easy, we bring your daughter back, and you can fight with us." As expected of the Four Immortals of Peach Valley, they just lost a net, and they automatically burrowed into it.

"If you can get it back, I will fight with you for three days and three nights," Bujie monk patted his chest to assure the promise, "If I find my daughter before you, you will lose."

"We won't lose, you just wait." After shouting this sentence, the Taogu Four Immortals ran away in a hurry, as if they were afraid that the monk who didn't quit would get ahead first.

Seeing that they were deceived and obediently worked as coolies for themselves, Monk Bujie showed a smug smile for a few seconds, and suddenly his face froze, "It's broken, they don't know who they are looking for, how to find it?" people."

The so-called cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness. If you don't quit, the monk has a good abacus, but he didn't expect that a brain-deficient and cerebellar insufficiency like the Taogu Four Immortals can't be relied on no matter how good their martial arts are.

Rushing through the mountains and forests in a hurry, Tian Boguang felt uneasy.He has been missing for a whole night. He is very clear about Lin Yi's character. He has absolute respect for her master Ding Yi. Since Ding Yi took the medicine but did not come back, even if he was not cheated, he must have encountered trouble.

Fortunately, Tian Boguang's inborn sense of smell and knowledge of people is not just for boasting, as long as the time is not too long, he believes that he will be able to find the little nun.

"Hey, that guy in front, wait a minute."

Someone called him?Tian Boguang was surprised, but he didn't stop on his feet. He has no time to take care of other things now.

"Hey, didn't you hear me telling you to stop!" Four figures suddenly rushed up from the slanting stabs, surrounding Tian Boguang in the middle.

Shit, it's really bad luck, and it's these four monsters again!Tian Boguang's heart tightened. He still remembered these four people. It wasn't that they were strong in martial arts, but that they were crazy in martial arts!

Anyway, from the very beginning, he felt that he could not communicate with these four people at all. He did not expect to meet these four strange people again when he was so nervous.

"We were talking to you, why didn't you answer?"

"Hey, isn't this person the one who secretly kissed the little nun?"

"We seem to say that we are going to break his leg." It's hard for them, they still remember the crazy words three years ago.

"Oh, let's save face for the little nun, forget it, don't bother with him." One of them waved his hand generously.

"What's the matter with you?" Tian Boguang asked in a good voice, not wanting to conflict with them.

"We're looking for someone, have you seen the person we're looking for?"

"Who are you looking for?"

"We asked you first, you have to answer us first!"

nonsense!I don't even know how the person you are looking for will answer you.Tian Boguang felt restless, stretched out his hand to push them away and wanted to leave, "I don't have time to waste time with you."

A finger poked his back, and Tian Boguang's body froze.

Wipe, another acupuncture point!

As a martial artist, although acupuncture is the best way to steal jade and fragrance, but the number of times Tian Boguang did it is very few.Today, he really hated the person who invented this technique. If he knew, he would definitely drag this person out of the grave and flog his corpse.

So frustrating.

"We asked you good words, but you answered in a mess. We think you must be crazy."

"Why don't you just tear him into four parts."

"Hey, no, no, we promised the little nun that we wouldn't tear him apart. We Peach Valley Four Immortals are very trustworthy."

"Then what to do, he's dishonest again."

"Why don't we throw him off the mountain."

"Okay, okay, this little nun didn't say no."

"Hurry up, hurry up, we have to find someone after throwing him away."

Before it was Tian Boguang's turn to speak, one of them stretched out his foot and kicked him down the steep slope, clapping his hands and leaving in a hurry. ?