[Pirate + Reaper + Tutor] Liuhua in early summer

On the stage, Haiyan and Hayakawa Aya, who were facing the burning eyes of the gods of death, looked at each other with struggling eyes like thorns on their backs.Haiyan said in a low voice: "You can just hug me casually. Anyway, I haven't hugged you before when we were fighting together."

Hayakawa Ling approached him slowly, pretending to be reaching out for a hug, and asked with the corners of her mouth twitching, "What about the kiss?"

"Borrow a seat, you understand?"

Hayakawa Ling nodded slightly. Amidst the exclamations from the audience, she hugged Haiyan's waist fiercely and pressed her back. After a second, she immediately stood up straight, "This sword can kill monsters. The ball of thread can help you find your way back, I wish you a triumphant return."

"I will, princess. I will marry you when I come back." From an angle invisible to the audience, Haiyan grinned and supported her back.Damn!You play the princess and I play the prince!My old waist will be crushed by you!

Huche voiceless narration: In this way, the prince entered the maze with the sword and ball of thread given by the princess.

On the first night, the fourteen people did not encounter the so-called Minotaur, (the oldest boy) Locke quietly pulled the prince to a corner aside, discussing how to find the Minotaur together, the prince readily nodded in agreement.

So the next night, in the process of exploring the maze, Locke accidentally touched the mechanism of the maze, turned a few somersaults into an underground cave, and the prince immediately followed him in.

"Bull, the Minotaur Minotaur!" Locke shouted in horror as he looked at the monster with the body of a minotaur not far ahead.

Following his gaze, the prince saw that it was a bloated man-eating monster with a tauren body.

Qian Xia, who was wearing a minotaur headgear and stuffed with cotton and looked very bloated, felt a little embarrassing for no reason. She felt that the cotton was almost squeezed in her stomach, and she might feel like she was pregnant.Especially in this coat that I don't know how to describe, she was also wearing a fluffy dress, which made her feel extremely uncomfortable being squeezed together.

Haiyan, who was closer to her, probably also noticed this, and her intentionally serious expression was a little bit broken at this time.He quickly put his hand to his mouth and coughed twice, and began to speak to the lines: "Is this the monster Minotaur who killed so many of my people?" He raised his sword and pointed at the Minotaur, "Let me represent Let those dead people kill you for revenge!"

There is really a kind of inexplicable 'on behalf of the moon to destroy you! 'The sense of joy.Qianxia Momo complained, according to the plot, dodged Haiyan's sword, and then took out a shield [potsticker] from a certain corner to block the prince's sword, and then... the sword broke.

"Pfft! What's that! Use a pot as a shield? The [-]th division doesn't have money, does it?"

"Hey, how do you fight monsters when the sword is broken! Is it really okay to fake and shoddy like this!"

The more the audience watched, the more fun she got. On the stage, Qian Xia began to shoot at Haiyan with the pot stickers as a brick, probably because the equipment on her body made her uncomfortable and her mood was very irritable. Relentless.Meanwhile, Locke, taking advantage of the monster's inattention, took out the dagger on his body and shot it as a dart, hitting the monster's back!

At the same time, Hu Che Qingyin, who was acting as the narrator behind the scenes, flashed Qianxia's body for five seconds with a "Twenty Lighting Ball" acting as a lighting effect, blocking the audience's sight.After the ghost path was removed, Qianxia appeared on the stage in a pink tutu skirt. As for the monster's coat, hehe, you can tell by looking at the unknown thing in the corner.

Hu Che’s voiceless narration: After a burst of dazzling light, a beautiful girl appeared in front of the two of them, but there was a familiar dagger stuck in the girl’s back waist—it was the one that Locke threw out just now. The girl's waist is still bleeding!Obviously, this girl is the former monster Minotaur!

"Oh my God! What's going on here!" The prince was stunned and caught the girl who fell facing him, and Locke looked at his hands in horror: "It's a human! How could it be a human!? I, I killed someone!!"

The girl in her arms slowly opened her eyes, looking palely at the face close at hand, "I, I... recovered?"

Hu Che voiceless narration: In the process of bandaging the girl, the two of them learned that this girl is also the princess of Crete!But for some unknown reason, one day it suddenly turned into a monster with the head of a bull and was locked in this maze by his relatives.But she could swear she didn't hurt anyone.

After finding out the truth of the matter, the prince decided to take the princess and leave the maze with everyone, but the prince did not disclose the identity of the princess to the public, and Locke has always suspected the princess.

However, something unexpected happened again——

The prince picked up the broken thread and frowned tightly.The line was cut off halfway.This is like a fuse, completely detonating Locke's emotions: "It's all this woman! It must be her! She must have broken the wire while we were not paying attention!"

"Lock! She has been with us all the time, what you said is impossible, sober up!"

The princess tugged at the prince's sleeve and whispered: "Well, actually, I know there is another way out, but..." Then the princess told everyone that there was a secret passage leading to the maze in the room where she stayed before. outside the palace.

The prince led the rest of the dozen or so people into the dark and narrow room again as she said, and entered the secret passage.

The prince and princess who took the lead walked out of the secret passage first. The moment they left the secret passage, a thick stone door smashed down, blocking the prince, princess and others.

The prince was startled, and before he had time to look at the room outside the secret passage, he was startled by a delicate voice: "Prince, you, what are you..."

"Pfft!" Qian Xia, who saw Hayakawa Aya's dress from a close distance, sprayed instantly.

Hayakawa Ling slightly turned her back to the audience and threatened in a low voice: "Girl, if you laugh again, be careful and I will kill you in the future!"

Qian Xia quickly pursed her lips.Haiyan immediately responded to the line: "Princess, why are you here!"

"I..." Hayakawa Ling made a flustered look, but was interrupted by Qianxia, ​​"His Royal Highness, she, she should not say...he is actually my brother!"

The following suddenly collapsed, especially some Reapers who had read the original work: "What kind of god development is this!?"

Haiyan made a look of falling apart in response to the occasion, but she couldn't control the slightly twitching corners of her mouth, so it looked like she was smiling: "Oh my God! What are you talking about!? The princess... that and me... are actually a man !?" Even after sighing countless times, he still wanted to say: This screenwriter is so weird!

"That's right, I'm a man." Ling Hayakawa tore off the wig on her head and the palace skirt on her body with relief, "You can finally get rid of these cheating things!"

"Cough cough!" Qian Xia coughed twice and said the bloody lines: "Prince! You don't know how miserable I have been these years! I am the princess of this country! But I can only stay in that dark place every year. The place is waiting for this inhuman brother to bring me food. You don’t know, those people who were sent to the maze in the past were all killed by him! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Why is it too urgent! Your Royal Highness, I can no longer bear this heartless and unjust and unreasonable heartache! Please take me away!"

The prince looked at the princess with pity, and stroked her cheek with one hand: "Well, let's elope, go to my country, and I will give you a beautiful home!" For such lines...

"You, you..." The fake princess and the real prince looked at them in disbelief, then pulled the real princess madly (constipated), and laughed loudly: "Elope? Go dreaming, sister! It can only be mine! No one can take her away! My dear sister, how can you go with someone else?" Hayakawa Ling approached Qianxia's embarrassing face while saying so.

Chinatown: I'm sorry, German orthopedics!

Haiyan: "Aya Hayakawa! How dare you actually kiss me, I will chop you up!"

Audience: "..."

Haiyan, who realized that she was too excited, quickly continued her lines: "Then, the sword that broke easily and the thread that broke, were you doing it?"

"Yes, how?" Hayakawa Ling smiled wildly, "And not only that, I also killed those who entered the maze before!" He smiled and lifted Qianxia's golden wig, "I The cute little sister can't do anything, so naturally I can only do it. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that when I become an adult, I can inherit the throne of this country. At that time, my sister can only be mine, And you can only be a stepping stone to help me ascend to the throne!"

"Brother, what do you mean!?"

"My meaning is very simple, I want you to be my woman."

Hu Che's voiceless narrator: It turns out that the Prince of Crete accepted the proposal of the priest in the temple because of his weak body since he was a child, and he existed as a princess until he became an adult.And his younger sister became his heavyweight rival for the throne.In order to secure his inheritance, he deceived others with a false curse, imprisoned his sister in a maze, and made up the story of the Minotaur, forcing his sister to pretend to be the monster.It wasn't until the prince of Athens said he was going to elope with his sister that he suddenly realized that he fell in love with his sister! !

"Brothers and sisters are promiscuous, immoral!" Vice Captain Kuchiki said that there were so many immoral programs in one day, and he wanted to go home early.

Captain Kuchiki next to him smiled helplessly: "It's just a show, Bai Zai doesn't need to be so serious."

"..." Vice Captain Kuchiki got up without saying a word, and then left without looking back. "I'm going back to find grandpa first."

The leader of the Beijing band on the opposite side whistled inexplicably: "What a brat who doesn't know how to be funny."

So, this is why Qian Xia has always felt that this script is bloody and cheating.

"It's not good! A lot of ghosts suddenly appeared on Xiliuhun Street!"