[Pirate + Reaper + Tutor] Liuhua in early summer

The winter festival is coming as scheduled with brisk and joyful steps, but Seireitei, which never snows, has a different kind of excitement.

The first team was as usual, with one person playing the guqin and the other dancing, and it was over soon.

The second team has a captain who likes to watch the excitement, and he acts in a drama.The repertoire is a Greek war story "Trojan War", and the content of this story is absolutely familiar to Qianxia - it was the Greeks who borrowed the Trojan horse to the goddess Athena as an excuse, so that the Trojans were tricked into moving the Trojan horse back to the city. The story of Greece's breach.

In order to please the admired boss, Suifeng, the vice-captain of the second team, personally directed the play, and personally played the leader of the soldiers hidden in the wooden horse, which brought the play to a perfect conclusion.

The third, sixth, seventh, and ninth teams each staged a historical drama based on Japanese history.Falling into the language trap of his father's sixth team captain, Kuchiki Sojun, he had no choice but to guest-star as Kuchiki Byakuya, a girl from Ono who was sent to the Sui Dynasty. There are more words.The vice-captain of Division [-], who was in a bad mood, put out the air-conditioning for a day.

Among the thirteen fan teams, the program of the fourth fan team with the most female death gods is a large-scale group song and dance performance.The fifth team is a classic dog-blood fantasy drama-the righteous warrior defeated the evil devil and rescued the princess, and then lived a happy life with the princess.

And what makes people complain most about this show is that Mako Hirako, the captain of the Fifth Team with a treacherous face, plays the role of a righteous warrior in person!And the ideal warrior candidate who is praised by the entire Seireitei as one of the two good old men and is popular among women - the vice-captain of the [-]th team, Aizen Soyousuke - played the role of the evil devil...

Qian Xia felt that there were so many pitfalls that she didn't know where to start.Should she say that you guys really have the foresight to discover the essence of Aizen Boss's devil king so quickly?And the imprisoned princess... is she alluding to Inoue Orihime?Then the warrior who saved the princess is alluding to Kurosaki Strawberry-kun!

In addition to the fifth team, there is also a very wonderful fan team, and that is the eighth team.Their program... Hehe, the program that the captain and vice-captain specially proposed and watched with gusto afterwards made the blood boil of more than [-]% of the male Reapers in the [-] teams, and more than half of them had nosebleeds.

Team Eighth's captain, Kyoraku Shunsui, and vice-captain, Yadoumaru Lisa, were discussing the few female players on the stage who were wearing navel-baring outfits and short skirts and dancing hotly, and they laughed obscenely from time to time.

This kind of attire can be regarded as very revealing in this era. The team members who were tricked into the stage by vice-captain Yadoumaru, headed by Sanshi Nanao, tried their best to complete the dance even though they were already too shy.

Kuchiki Sosumi, the captain of the Sixth Division, blushed slightly, coughed twice and turned his head sideways in embarrassment.Vice-captain Byakuya Kuchiki who was sitting next to him was even more air-conditioned, and he gave a four-word evaluation with a frown: "Immorality."

Captain Pingzi of the [-]th squad had an ambiguous and cunning smile on his face: "Tsk tsk, this show by the leader of the Beijing band is really good, that girl has really beautiful legs!"

The vice-captain Aizen next to him raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and smiled helplessly, "Captain, please pay more attention to your image outside, after all, the image of a team leader has a great influence on the choice of the newly promoted Grim Reaper for the team." very big."

Captain Kurosaki of the [-]th Division scratched the back of his head and laughed out loud: "Oh, the program of the [-]th Division is really innovative!"

The second team's deputy captain Suifeng's evaluation can be described as simple and rude: "Dirty! Obscene!"

The captain of the Sifengyuan who was sitting next to her laughed loudly: "Don't be like this, little Suifeng, the leader of the Beijing band has put a lot of thought into it!"

Captain Ukitake of Division [-] coughed several times in succession, and turned his head away uncomfortably.The deputy captain next to him looked disgusted: "Obviously they are all the disciples of the chief captain, and the leader of the Beijing band is too far behind, right? This kind of exciting thing is shown to our captain, in order to make our captain worse Is it sick?"

There were mixed opinions in the audience, Captain Yamamoto coughed heavily twice, and decided to hurry up!It's the next team's turn.

Although the Juban team's program is also a rehearsal of a drama, the highlight is the reverse.As for whether there is any selfishness in it, we will not say anything about the show that is solely in charge of the [-]th team Matsumoto Rangiku.

When it was the eleventh team's turn, everyone had no expectations at all.This group of rough guys who can only fight can guess what they can perform with their toes.Sure enough, it was another double fight.

Hehe, how thick-skinned you guys are to come on stage and act in this kind of "show" that everyone watches every day?

The members of the [-]th team basically had no sense of proportion in their actions, so as in previous years, the two gods of death on stage fought high, and finally almost ruined the performance venue.

The vice-captain of the first team, Saebujiro, looked at the fence affected by the spiritual pressure of Shijie, took out a small notebook from his pocket, and calmly crossed out another large salary budget of the eleventh team.

Captain Yamamoto's eyes glanced at the small notebook in the hand of his deputy captain next to him, he calmly touched his beard tied with a strange red string, and looked away.

In addition to this, the consequences of this incident are that the two people on stage were forced to enter the fourth team again. I believe that Captain Unohana will entertain them well in the future.

The twelfth division directly abstained.Since Urahara Kisuke became the captain of the [-]th Division and established a technology development bureau, the [-]th Division has almost become a professional scientific research team of the Gotei [-]th Division, and the people who join the team are basically passionate about it researcher.They said: There is not even enough time for scientific research. Who has extra time to waste on this kind of thing?

According to the order of numbers, it is finally the turn of the thirteenth division.On the stage that had just been repaired, stood Haiyan who was reluctant to be pushed up.

Zeus, the head of all gods, gave birth to a son, King Minos, with a human woman in Crete. One of King Minos' sons was killed while fighting against Athens.King Minos was furious, and he wanted to punish the Athenians severely. Finally, he forced King Aegus of Athens to sign a shocking treaty: every year, Athens must pay tribute to King Minos seven pairs of virgins and virgins. .After these people were sent to the island of Crete, they were eaten one by one by a monster with the head of a bull and a human body—the Minotaur.

According to legend, Queen Pasiphia of Minos fell in love with a huge bull and gave birth to Minotaur.In order to hide his ugliness, the king hired Daedalus, an "ingenious craftsman", to build a large-scale maze with intricate passages.He placed the Minotaur in the deepest part of the labyrinth.

The people of Athens were afraid of the power of the king, so they had to pay tribute on time. All families with virgin boys and girls were in constant panic, lest one day disaster would happen to them.Every time it comes to the year of paying tribute, the crying of the whole country shakes the sky and the earth.Year after year passed, and soon it was time to pay tribute.The son of Aegean, king of Athens, couldn't bear to see the people suffering from the separation of their own flesh and blood, so he decided to go to Crete as one of the tribute, and decided to kill the mino cattle to eliminate harm for the people.Before leaving, he made an agreement with his father that if he killed the Mino cattle, he would replace the black sails on the ship with white sails when he returned.As long as one sees Bai Fan, one knows that he has come back alive, and vice versa.

This is where the story begins. (Note: This story is basically fictitious. The boys and girls in the story are 17 years old, and the names of the people are borrowed from the source of the original story.)

The above is an aside.Sounds familiar, right?This is a story from ancient Greek mythology.Of course, this is just the beginning, otherwise Qianxia wouldn't have complained about its bloody tricks.

On the boat, the prince met another like-minded friend, Locke (played by the No. 15 seat of the [-]th Division, the oldest boy in history).

Locke said to the prince: "Hey, brother, we were taken to die this time, why don't we unite and kill that monster together?"

"I think so too." The prince said with a smile.

Narrator: The prince and other virgins arrived in Crete. When they met the king, his handsome appearance and extraordinary temperament attracted the attention of Princess Ariadne, the daughter of King Minos.

As soon as the princess came on stage, everyone from each team burst into laughter.That's right, Hayakawa Ling, who was forced to change into women's clothing, came on stage with a bitter face, without the affectionate eyes in the script at all, and his eyes were full of resentment.

Someone in the audience took a photo of the [-]th team's research and planned to take a picture. Hayakawa Ling pulled the skirt of the tutu with disgust on her face, stroked the long and curly golden wig on the side of her face with one hand, and turned to the following in annoyance. He shouted: "No filming! I will beat whoever takes the film!"

Hu Che Qingyin held the script and the microphone and read behind the scenes: "The clever and beautiful Ariadne fell in love with him, and couldn't bear to have him eaten by the Minotaur, so before the prince entered the maze, the princess gave him a Guard against stray balls of thread and a sharp sword, and send a hug and an affectionate kiss!"

Because Haiyan, who had never seen Hayakawa Aya's women's clothing before rehearsal, saw the other party holding back her smile so hard, but her smile suddenly froze because of such a sentence.

director!This is not right!There is no such scene in the script! !

Hayakawa Ling, who was already bitter enough to wear women's clothing, immediately asked loudly: "Fuck, are you kidding me!? There is no such scene in the script!!"

Behind the scenes, Hu Che Qingyin feinted coughing twice, and replied with a suppressed smile: "In order to enhance the viewability of the play, the scriptwriter specially added a few plots. Act well, the captains are all watching from below!" The captain of this show has been looking forward to it for a long time.”

Captain Ukitake lying silently on his gun: "..."

Qian Xia, who was dressed in a monster costume in the background, silently hid her face.I always feel that this group of people will be punished miserably in this performance.