The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

#Everyone is a green hat#

With these capable people who are holding men back, what are three green hats? They can be completely ignored!

Hu Tiehua grinned his mouth to the base of his ears, smiling gloatingly.

Suddenly he thought of a crucial question, a serious question about where his relationship would go in the future.

How did so many Green Hats come about?

It must be that the other party's wife and lover are tired of them, or they can't stand the loneliness alone, so they seek some excitement from outside.

Men can be flirtatious, and so can women.

Hu Tiehua's face was solemn, and it seemed that he would give Wuhua the palm of his hand when looking for a partner in the future.

Otherwise, his little heart wouldn't be able to bear it a few more times.

Hu Tiehua, who has been greened many times, expressed his feelings and said: "Since we are together, why can't we concentrate on it?"

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing, and said: "How can you force others to do something that you can't do yourself."

To him to see, Hu Tiehua is quite playful.

Wu Hua also said: "It's best to be devoted to each other, if not, it's not a big problem."

There are many green hats all over the street, but there are more men who mess around outside and make their wives have flowers on their heads.

That's right!Just now, Wuhua's eyes "evolved" again.

When he looked downstairs, besides the human-shaped green hats all over the street, he also saw a sea of ​​green flowers.Eighty percent of the women on the street have a flower tree growing on their heads, the branches are fluttering in the wind, and the flowers are green and transparent.

These small, crystal-clear green flowers are all evidence of a man stealing food outside.

So, the harm is mutual.

Over there, Hu Tiehua shook his head when he heard the little monk's words, obviously not agreeing with the other party's point of view.

He sighed: "You are still young, you can't understand many things. For men, whether their hair is green or not is the most important thing."

Wuhua smiled indifferently, and said: "The man steals food outside, and the woman cheats. You come and go forever, and no one will suffer. This is a very fair and just thing. Even if the other party finds out, they can't complain. How can a person have double standards, being green is self-inflicted."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Hu Tiehua was tongue-tied, and said, "Old bug, your little friend's thoughts are really..." It's terrible!

Chu Liuxiang said: "He has always had his own ideas."

Mutual love or something sounds absurd at first glance, but it makes sense after careful analysis.

Hu Tiehua ate peanuts and listened to the little monk chanting scriptures in a low voice, with droopy eyelids and drowsy.He shook his head, rubbed his increasingly heavy eyelids, and said, "You are so young, why can't you think about becoming a monk?"

Wuhua said: "There is nothing wrong with eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha's name, at least you don't need to see messy things."

"That's right." Hu Tiehua took it for granted, and said: "You are born with a pair of wonderful eyes, and you can see that you have Dao roots. It's just right to go to Shaolin Temple. It can't be said that you will be a generation of eminent monks who will go down in history."

Wuhua said: "I would like to borrow your good words."

"However, being a monk is very hard." Hu Tiehua said: "There are so many precepts that need to be obeyed, and the two prohibitions of meat and alcohol alone are unbearable."

If he doesn't eat meat, he can endure it for two days, and if he doesn't drink alcohol... he might as well kill him to have a good time.

As the sun goes down, Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang are still reminiscing about the past.

Hu Tiehua took a sip of wine and said, "It's a pity, the iron rooster didn't come."

Chu Liuxiang joked with a smile: "You two are always inseparable. If he didn't come, do you feel lonely and bored?"

Hu Tiehua said: "How can I, Hu Tiehua, be lonely when I meet you, a bedbug!"

The dialogue between the two aroused infinite reverie, Wuhua looked strange, and her eyes wandered between the two.Sometimes, the brotherhood shown by straight men is very fascinating. How can the well-informed Wuhua not misunderstand such nasty speeches?

"You really don't have that kind of relationship?"

Chu Liuxiang was drinking tea, when she heard that she was choked by the tea and coughed, she waved her hand for a long time and said: "Xiao Hu and I are innocent, our relationship is purer than snow, you can't talk nonsense."

Hu Tiehua realized later, her face flushed, and said: "You little monk, why are you thinking about everything!"

Wuhua said: "You and that iron cock..."

Hu Tiehua interrupted: "We are brothers! Good brothers!"

Wu Hua said abruptly: "A good brother who is inseparable and lonely if he can't see each other?"

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Hu Tiehua glared at Chu Liuxiang, it's all your fault for speaking without thinking, which made the little monk misunderstand our pure friendship!

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, thinking that it is useless for you to stare at me, you are also at fault, who told you that you will not be lonely when you see me.It is inevitable for people with rich ideas to listen to it without knowing it, and it is inevitable to be misunderstood.

Just at this time, the guests in the box next door commented loudly: "If you want to say who is the most popular in martial arts recently, it must be Chu Liuxiang, the commander of the bandit."

Wuhua glanced at her friend and said, "What did you do in the few days you went down the mountain?"

Chu Liuxiang was in a happy mood, and said, "Two votes were done."

Wu Hua was surprised and said, "You actually engaged in the business of killing people and stealing goods?"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Another guest from the next door said: "This Chu Liuxiang is amazing. Not long ago, I heard that he stole Lujiabao's Avalokitesvara with Thousand Arms and Thousand Eyes."

Some people didn't believe it: "There are so many masters in Lujiabao, how can a small thief succeed."

"He is no ordinary thief. So what if there are so many masters in Lujiabao? Not only did Chu Liuxiang not sneak around, but he issued a letter of challenge openly. Before stealing things, he left a note in Lujiabao without anyone noticing." , and clearly explained the time when the treasure was stolen."

"The little thief is very arrogant!"

"He has the capital of arrogance."

Some people were puzzled, "If that's the case, how could Lu Jiabao let him succeed so easily?"

"Firstly, they underestimate the enemy, and secondly, Chu Liuxiang's skills are extraordinary."

"The Chu Liuxiang you are talking about is the Chu Liuxiang who stole the Deep Sea Dragon Ball from Prince Min's Mansion two days ago?"

The guest who spoke at the beginning said, "It's him."

The others gasped in unison.

The guest next door talked about the two things that Chu Liuxiang had done, and the owner across the wall heard that he was about to be praised, touched his nose embarrassedly, and then met a pair of examining eyes.

"You went to Shaolin Temple not to find me, but to steal something."

"You think too much." Chu Liuxiang said: "I only went to Shaolin Temple for one purpose, to find you!"

Then, try to train the wonderful monk who will do all the bad things in the future into a good person with integrity.

Wuhua's expression softened, and her tone of voice was a bit cheerful, and said, "Your ideal in life is to be a thief?"

Chu Liuxiang corrected him: "Big thief."

One big and one small looked at each other in blank dismay, then looked at each other and smiled.

Hu Tiehua looked at this and that, as if he understood something, but also seemed to understand nothing.

He tilted his head back and took a sip of his wine, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, thinking of the little monk's misunderstanding of the three brothers earlier, he slapped his forehead, suddenly realized and said in disbelief: "Old bug, so you are looking for a foster husband for yourself!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Wuhua: "..."

Chu Liuxiang's smile cracked.

Chu Liuxiang's self-cultivation was quite good, but at this moment, she couldn't help raising her fist and punching someone.

How could Hu Tiehua be beaten so stupidly, he ran away immediately.

Wuhua smiled, and seemed not at all offended by Hu Tiehua's words.

When Hu Tiehua ran over, he clasped his hands together, silently recited Amitabha, and stretched out his feet.

Hu Tiehua, who was tripped and fell on the ground without any defense: "..."

Looking at her good brother who was grinning in pain, Chu Liuxiang couldn't bear to look straight at her, covered her eyes, and let him go generously.

From Hu Tiehua's tragic lesson, Chu Liuxiang realized a truth - no one can offend Wuhua if he offends anyone.

This child is only seven years old, and his lethality is so great, how amazing it is when he grows up.

After Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang finished talking about the past, they left on their own.

He has urgent matters to deal with, and urgently needs to break up with his incumbent.

The person he's talking about is so clingy and annoying!

When the two were not together, the other party was as soft and sweet as a piece of dough. After confirming their relationship with him, they were suspicious all day long and suspected that he was messing around outside, nagging like a neurotic, which made Hu Tiehua Almost mentally weak.Once when he woke up in the middle of the night, the other party stared at him lifelessly, with a terrifying expression as if he was about to dismember him.

So, for the sake of my life, share it quickly!

Chu Liuxiang and Wuhua continued to visit the temple fair.

Seeing the men and women buying candied haws for their children, Chu Liuxiang, who considered himself a good brother, followed suit and bought a bunch.

The boss smiled and said: "This is your younger brother?" Although he didn't quite understand why the younger brother became a monk.

Chu Liuxiang said: "Yes."

Wu Hua stared at the bright red candied haws, and quietly hid her hands behind her back, saying, "This is for children."

For example, his younger brother likes to eat it very much, and after he tasted it, he blacklisted candied haws.

Seeing his little movements, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing and said, "I bought it for you to eat just for the baby."

Wuhua's kindness is hard to turn down, so she reluctantly took the candied haws, took a small bite, and then wrinkled her whole face.very sour……

Chu Liuxiang hooked her lips, and said to the boss, "One more candied haws."

"Good Le!"

Looking at the boy who bit off half of the hawthorn in one bite, Wu Hua was like seeing a ten-year-old giant baby who hadn't been weaned yet, and asked curiously, "Do you like candied haws very much?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "I'm afraid you will be embarrassed, so I will eat with you."

This sacrifice is considered great.

Maybe her mood changed, Wuhua took a bite of the hawthorn wrapped in syrup, and suddenly found that the sweet and sour taste was also good.

Thinking like this, Wu Hua was spun around for a moment, and was picked up by Chu Liuxiang, holding the baby in her arms.

Wuhua: "..."

Wu Hua, who was just moved for less than two seconds, seriously thought about whether she should make Chu Liuxiang look good.

Chu Liuxiang has no time to think about the consequences of holding Wuhua in her arms like a baby.

He closely followed a black and thin man to a ruined temple.