The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

Hu Tiehua's brain twitched, and he decided that Wuhua was Chu Liuxiang's son.

Chu Liuxiang's son is also a monk, and the inside story is enough for him to make up a [-]-word story of youthful pain in his head.

#说好growing up and wandering the rivers and lakes together, why are you sneaking with your children#

Hu Tiehua can be regarded as a good brother who has re-acquainted for many years, so he is very puzzled, "He is your son, even if you don't want to raise him, you can't send him to become a monk."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Can you talk with some brains?

"Little Hu." Chu Liuxiang was quite speechless, and said, "I haven't seen you for a few years, why are you still like this..."

"What about me?" Hu Tiehua said: "A man, what are you doing talking like a little girl?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "How old am I?"

Hu Tiehua said: "You are one year younger than me, and you are fifteen this year."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Can I give birth to such a big son at the age of 15?"

Hu Tiehua laughed loudly, and said: "You are a man, of course you can't have a son, and having a son is a woman's business."

Chu Liuxiang: "...I'll tell you something serious."

Hu Tiehua scratched his head and said, "I see, he is not your son."

No matter how talented the old bug is, there is no way he can become a man at a young age.

Hu Tiehua looked up and down at the little monk with red lips and white teeth, and said in admiration: "It's amazing. Old bug, where did you pick up this little monk? He looks like a little girl."

Wuhua pursed her lips and smiled shyly, but seeing his beautiful face looking up, she was very innocent and said, "Uncle, why are you called Brother Chu, old bug?"

"...Big, uncle?"

Hu Tiehua's eyes widened, he was so shocked, "I'm only 16 years old, I don't look like an uncle!"

Chu Liuxiangxing's heart was pounding non-stop, his scalp was numb, and his back felt cold.

Wuhua actually called him Brother Chu sweetly and softly. Chu Liuxiang, who knew the other party's temperament, was really confused by Lei.

At the same time, I broke into a cold sweat for my good brother.

Hu Tiehuayou didn't know it, he only knew that he was being called old!

"Only uncles grow beards." Wu Hua blinked her eyes, imitating the innocence of her younger brother Nangong Lingqi's innocence, and said, "Besides, you look much older than Brother Chu."

Hu Tiehua, who is much older than Chu Liuxiang and has a beard: "..."

He snorted angrily, "What do you know, you only look manly if you have a beard, and your brother Chu is just a brat."

Chu Liuxiang, who lay innocently in the gun and was despised: "..."

Wuhua took a sniff with her nose, and covered her nose with the strong smell of wine, said in a muffled voice, "It doesn't smell like a man, it smells like wine."

Hu Tiehua said complacently: "A real man is a man who knows how to drink. You, a little monk, won't understand."

Chu Liuxiang felt sad for Hu Tiehua. Whether he is a real man has nothing to do with drinking.

The little monk has grown up, but he is truly a blue-faced disaster. I don't know how many ignorant girls have been fascinated by him, and they have been dying for him. An unacceptable mistake of the husband's family.

Even Chu Liuxiang is far inferior to Wuhuafengliu.

Not to mention Hu Tiehua.In love, he is a tragic tragedy.

The woman he loves doesn't love him at all.The woman who loves him, he doesn't love.

It's really pathetic.

Hu Tiehua didn't know the inside story, and was still bragging all the time, exaggerating his own charm by belittling Chu Liuxiang.

"I'm too lazy to clean up. Otherwise, take a fragrant hot bath every day like your brother Chu, and take care of yourself up and down. I'm not bragging. Your brother Chu is not as handsome as me. "

The corner of Chu Liuxiang's mouth twitched, and he said, "It's all you need to put gold on your face, there's no need to step on my feet."

Hu Tiehua said: "Don't you admit that I am more attractive to women than you?"

Chu Liuxiang couldn't refute, who made him like women more, but meeting women is always unlucky.

Until now, there has not been a love affair.

"Benefactor Hu's words are wrong." Wu Hua suddenly said.

Hu Tiehua said: "What's wrong?"

Wuhua smiled faintly.On top of Hu Tiehua's head is his lovely little white flower real name, his love affair at the age of 16, and three green hats with the words "running side by side".

Hu Tiehua's heart skipped a beat, for a moment he felt like a cock whose feathers had been plucked, so the secret was opened up.When seeing the young monk's soft smile, Hu Tiehua suddenly felt his hair stand on end.

Wuhua looked up at him and said, "You have been in love ten times, six times it ended without a problem, three times you were very angry, and once... that is, this time, you are trying to get rid of the other party."

Hu Tiehua looked at him like a ghost.

Wuhua said: "Am I right?"

Hu Tiehua glared at Chu Liuxiang, and said angrily: "You old bug, you are talking about my embarrassing things everywhere!"

Chu Liuxiang blocked the attacking fist, and jumped away from the opponent with Wuhua.

"Calm down, I didn't say anything."

"If you don't tell me, how would he know?" Hu Tiehua blushed with anger, panting heavily.

Chu Liuxiang was quick to gain wisdom and said: "His master, Master Tianfeng, is quite proficient in physiognomy. Maybe he got the true instruction, and it can be seen from your face."

Hu Tiehua said: "You think I'm a fool? Only ghosts will believe such words!"

Chu Liuxiang said: "But I only know that you have been in love four times, been broken in love three times, and been worn once..."

Hu Tiehua blushed and roared thickly, "Don't say that word!"

The scorching sun was shining brightly, and half of the traffic on the street was gone.

The half of the people either went home or went to teahouses and inns to fill their stomachs.

Three people who are used to enjoyment came to the largest inn in the town and ordered a table of delicious food.

While drinking the wine, Hu Tiehua stared at the little monk without blinking.

Wuhua remained indifferent, only regarded the other party as air, and took a piece of vegetarian meat with chopsticks and put it into her mouth.

Chu Liuxiang said: "Little Hu, just say what you have to say. If you keep staring at him like this, I will treat you as a kidnapper who is targeting children, and I will beat you up."

Hu Tiehua took a sip of wine and managed not to spit it out, "Well, you old bug, you can't do it after eating poison, your mouth is so poisonous?"

Wu Hua put down her chopsticks, he was [-]% full after eating, so he should not eat any more.He sighed softly and said, "Ask me directly if you have any questions, and I will tell you the truth. Why use me as an excuse to flirt."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

This time, Hu Tiehua's wine really spewed out.

When Chu Liuxiang saw the smile on Wuhua's lips, she suddenly realized.

This guy Wuhua is really looking for revenge!

It's also Xiao Hu's fault, saying that it's not good, saying that Wu Hua is his son, and dare to say that Wu Hua looks like a little girl.

I would rather offend a gentleman than a woman or a villain.

If he does not suffer, who will suffer?

Hu Tiehua wiped his mouth, and was about to shoot up, when he smiled at the young monk with an extremely gentle smile.

"..."

If you don't shoot, don't shoot. It's not good to scare the little monk.

Why should he bother with a young and ignorant little monk when he is a big man.

Hu Tiehua looks carefree and rough, but in fact he is as careful as silk. He also has a beast-like intuition of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages.This little monk who was always smiling gave him an indescribable feeling. Although the danger alarm did not go off, his intuition told him not to offend the other party.

Hu Tiehua sat back in his seat honestly, continued to drink and eat vegetables, and said after eating and drinking: "How do you know so many things about me?"

Wu Hua took a sip of her tea and said, "I can tell."

Hu Tiehua said: "Could it be that the old bedbug talked about the skill of making faces?"

Wuhua said: "Almost."

Hu Tiehua immediately became interested and said, "Besides that, what else can you see?"

Wuhua said, "Do you really believe it?"

Hu Tiehua said: "You know what the old bugs don't know, why don't you believe it?"

Wu Hua was silent, and said, "I did see something on your face."

Hu Tiehua said: "What did you see?"

"Your name is Yundie..."

"Don't say it!" Hearing that name, Hu Tiehua immediately interrupted him.

Wuhua said: "I can also see that you are wearing three hats."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Hu Tiehua comforted herself, the little monk skipped the green word, already giving him face.

Now, the most embarrassing thing is known to the little monk, and there is nothing else to hide.What's more, curiosity overcame shame, and Hu Tiehua began to let himself go, saying: "Can you see me wearing a hat, and can you see others?"

Wuhua said: "Yes."

Hu Tiehua immediately pointed to Chu Liuxiang and said, "What about him? Is there..."

He laughed twice, very malicious.

Chu Liuxiang, who has been silently working as a background board like a quail: "..."

Chu Liuxiang was heartbroken and said, "Little Hu, we are good brothers who grew up together!"

Hu Tiehua said: "Good brothers are blessed to share, I didn't think of you just now."

Chu Liuxiang said: "...I would rather you forget me."

Hu Tiehua ignored him, turned to Wuhua and asked, "Is he wearing a cuckold?"

Chu Liuxiang's eyelids twitched, she really wanted to break up with Hu Tiehua at this moment!

Wuhua shook her head and said, "No."

Hu Tiehua was disappointed and couldn't gloat.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

When you watch other people's jokes, your own jokes will look less ridiculous.

Unable to see Chu Liuxiang's joke, Hu Tiehua took the next best thing and said, "How many people are wearing cuckolds outside?"

Wuhua looked out of the window, quickly looked away, and said, "Not much, only forty percent."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

A sentence popped out of the minds of both of them at the same time: The martial arts world is full of Green Hats!