[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

At the Marrakech Stadium in Morocco, Real Madrid and San Lorenzo will decide the final Club World Cup champion. If they win tonight, the club will be able to harvest their fourth crown this year and become a veritable quadruple champion.

"Both teams played the formations they are most familiar with and are best at. Ancenotti continued his usual style. Real Madrid's formation is 433, while San Lorenzo's formation is 4321."

"Oh, it seems that Real Madrid is quite confident today, haha, what did I see, Ronaldo actually ran around his teammates a few times during the warm-up. Aha-what did Ancelotti shout at him?"

"Although I can't hear the sound, I bet it will definitely save him some energy and run on the court if he wants to run."

The actual situation is similar to what the commentator guessed, but Ancelotti's original words are as follows: "Run now, do a good stretch, and go to the stadium later to let you run enough. If it is not enough, then finish the game. Ten laps around the Bernabéu," before adding, "I'll let Anita watch over you."

c Luo: "..." My daughter-in-law is expensive, so if she has time to help you look after people, (￢3￢).

"The referee has blown the whistle, now the game is about to begin!"

"Kick-off from both sides, oh, Kroos steals the frontcourt, passes the ball, and Ronaldo appears in the left penalty area! Ah - too fast, he got the ball, now I don't know what he will do..."

"Oh! My God! He's shot!!! And most importantly - the most important thing - the goal!!! The goal!!!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo! Less than 1 minute into the game, oh no, to be precise, he raised his foot and shot at 55 seconds into the game, opening the scoring for Real Madrid."

"Now, now, Real Madrid 1-0 San Lorenzo!"

"Well, I think there is no suspense in this game. With 89 minutes until the end of the game, I predict that Real Madrid will win."

"Although I really want to agree with you, football is round after all. Whether Real Madrid can successfully win their fourth crown depends on the result after 89 minutes."

The goalkeeper of San Lorenzo lowered his head and fished out the football from the goal. He was about to kick off again after the referee whistled, but he turned around and ran into a white figure. He looked up and saw the culprit who asked him to pick up the ball.

The point is, the culprit was still smiling and snatched the ball from his hands.

Ronaldo feels that he is about to explode now, and he is about to explode with excitement! ! !

He instinctively rushed over and hugged the goalkeeper who helped him retrieve the ball, "Thank you!".

Fuck!What the hell!Superstars are amazing!Superstars can insult people like this!What do you mean by saying thank you for breaking my goal!

The goalkeeper of San Lorenzo felt that he was going to explode with anger, and the anger rushed up from below and went straight to his forehead.

And the players who saw what happened here also felt a little dazed. The players in San Lorenzo were angry, and a rich team can insult people like this!Too much deception!The Real Madrid players don't know, so in their impression, although Ronaldo usually looks like a majestic person, everyone knows that he is the second, but the problem is that his actions just now really look like It's provocative. They definitely believe him. The key is that the people in San Lorenzo don't think so.

But no matter how you think about it, looking at the opponent's players who are full of anger and arrogance, they can't lose their momentum. A group of players headed by Pepe and Marcelo standing in front of the goal immediately went up, and the referee kept his eyes on the opponent. Seeing that the situation was not good, he rushed over immediately.

And the culprit?

"Oh—C Ronaldo snatched the football from the goalkeeper of San Lorenzo, ha, I guess he wanted to collect it? After all, the goal scored within 1 minute of the start of the game is still worth collecting."

But that's clearly not the case.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ofd!!!!"

"C Ronaldo stuffed the ball into his clothes!!!"

"He also made a pacifier sucking motion with his thumb!!!"

"He whipped up the clothes!!! OMG!!! It says for my daughter!!!"

"My God! If I'm not mistaken!"

"Hahahahahahaha——Congratulations to Ronaldo, it seems that the wish of wanting a daughter can be realized now!"

He deliberately smiled at the camera and made these two actions, and the camera faithfully recorded all of this. Under the command of the director, he immediately cut the picture to the big screen.

Now the whole audience went crazy, the waves of voices overwhelmed the waves, the original humming discussion gradually became more and more orderly, and finally changed into one sentence, "Welcome, Your Royal Highness, Little Princess!"

The members of the two teams who were originally facing each other were obviously also affected by the overwhelming shouts. It happened that the big screen was replaying Ronaldo's actions just now, and now the idiot knew what happened.

Everyone turned their heads to look at the top player of Real Madrid, Mr. Golden Ball, the sexiest man in the world, who was walking towards them with the ball stuffed in his clothes and smiling silly.

Real Madrid & San Lorenzo & all members of the referee team: "..."

This world is really fair, it gave you good looks, long legs, talent, luck, and everything, but you will always get something back, for example, IQ.

"Hey! Guys! I'm going to have a daughter!!!!" He was elated, and when he walked up to him, he felt something was wrong again, "Uh, what's wrong with you?"

Everyone: "..." Hehe!We don't much, we just want to choose a dog leash, no, we're more like your dog leash!

Now the anger of the San Lorenzo players is gone, because they are deeply aware that there is no reason to talk to a stupid father who is chasing after his daughter and the whole world knows it. It is a misunderstanding anyway. Signaled everyone to leave.

The next game finally began to return to normal. If you ignore Ronaldo's bloody performance, it is indeed quite normal.

In the 5th and 17th minutes of the game, Real Madrid won two penalty kicks. Ronaldo made all the penalty kicks. After the last penalty, he fished the ball out of the goal without saying a word and stuffed it to the assistant coach. .

"I want to leave our little cherry as a souvenir!"

Assistant coach: "..."

In the following game, Real Madrid played more and more smoothly, and San Lorenzo obviously panicked. In the 37th minute, Klose passed a corner kick from the left, and Ramos inserted a header into the small penalty area and scored.In the 51st minute, Kroos scored the ball, Isco went straight, Bell pushed from the right side of the penalty area, the goalkeeper made a mistake and missed the ball under the armpit, and Real Madrid scored another point.

The rest of the game completely entered garbage time. San Lorenzo's coaches changed frequently and began to drive the bus. They didn't want to win the championship, but just didn't want to lose even worse.

In the end, Real Madrid 5:0 San Lorenzo, and the score lasted until the last minute.

The referee's whistle had just blown, and the Real Madrid players present wanted to celebrate with the biggest hero of the game, but before they could do so, Ronaldo ran to the assistant coach to get the football.

"Why are you holding the ball?" Ramos asked, looking at Ronaldo who was holding the ball in his arms.

"Give it to Little Cherry." He immediately grinned at Ramos with a radiant expression.

"Who is Little Cherry?" Ramos widened his eyes.

"My daughter!"

"Wow—you have already chosen your names!" At the beginning, he and Pilar chose to save this sense of mystery until the end. They didn't know whether the child was male or female until the moment the child was born. Naturally, they didn't name them in advance. Unexpectedly, Ronaldo is so active.However, he remembered that one day at the beginning of the month, after the gathering of the wives of Real Madrid, his girlfriend came back and told him that Anita was in such a good figure, "Anita has not been pregnant for a long time. Now that technology is so advanced, I can know the child's birth so early. Sex!"

"...no, it doesn't..."

"Huh?" Ramos didn't hear clearly, "Nothing?"

"No sex test."

......

......

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

C Luo: "..."→_→Smile and smile, believe it or not!

Ramos couldn't bear it anymore, so he posted this high-energy conversation on Twitter, and the netizens were all stunned ヽ〔·Д·〕丿.

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard! ! !Best of the day! ! ! 】

[I can't believe the CEO's IQ...]

【Upstairs, maybe he doesn't have that thing at all...】

[So now it's my wishful thinking that the child is a girl, but I'm not sure at all? ! 】

【Upstairs positive solution...】

[To be honest, I was very moved when I watched them fall in love, abuse dogs, get married, and have children, but after reading this tweet... [bye][bye][bye]]

[I Luo chased my daughter really hard, don't chase a daughter after giving birth to three sons like Xiao Bei...]

[[laughing cry][laughing cry][laughing cry] If that's the case, the president will go crazy! 】

[I'm about to cry, to be honest, if I have three sons in a row, then maybe the headline on the front page of the newspaper will be "C Ronaldo is in a downturn because there are too many sons"...]

【Haha, it's okay, as long as he doesn't get discouraged and quit football because he can't catch up with his daughter. 】

【Hahahaha, definitely not... right...】

【...】

After the Club World Cup, Ronaldo also became the first player in history to complete a personal honor grand slam in two clubs. He won the domestic league, cup, Super Cup, Champions League, Club World Cup, European Golden Boot and Golden Globes.

But now he doesn't care about these things he has obtained at all. Before, he must be excited and proud of this, but now he is only anxious, because...

My cute little princess with soft blond hair who can sweetly call papa is about to fly, who cares about those golden balls, golden boots and golden cups now!

"Baby! What should I do!" With curly hair drooping in front of his forehead, he pouted, lay down on the sofa with his buttocks up, and looked up at his wife who was sitting on the side.

"It's not a daughter after birth, so I'll put it back and give birth again." Anita turned her head and glanced at him, then went back to staring at the computer. She was going to help Mini choose a school, so she had no time to go crazy with him.

"Well—you don't love me anymore." Ronaldo arched forward, pillowed on her lap, and hugged her arm, preventing her from operating the computer.

She had no choice but to look down at him cheating, "Go to the study and get the folder from the first drawer of the second row of cabinets."

"What is this?" Soon, he came downstairs.

Anita took out a piece of paper from inside and handed it to him. Seeing his bewildered look, she couldn't help laughing, holding her chin, tilting her head and waiting for him to finish reading.

After a few minutes......

"Well, honey, uh...", he glanced again, "I don't understand."

Anita: "..." I just knew...

"When I went for the pregnancy test, I took a gender test. Yes, that's right, the little cherry you've been waiting for is coming."

"!!!!!!"

"Ah! Let me down quickly."

Anita was hugged by a princess without warning, and then turned around several times. Fortunately, Ronaldo still remembered that she was pregnant and moved very lightly. Then he sat down and put her on his lap.

His eyes look really good when they are wide open, round like grapes, Anita laughed that he really deserves to be a Portuguese, although Ronaldo doesn’t understand Chinese and can’t understand this stalk, but seeing his wife smiling happily, he Just smirk together.

"Are you stupid?" She squeezed his face hard.

"If I was stupid, how could I marry such a good wife."

"At this time, you are very clever."

He smiled and kissed her vigorously. He didn't know if it was because he ate pudding just now, but C Luo felt that his little girl's lips were getting softer and softer.

Although Anita always laughed at Ronaldo as a complete stupid father, when she first heard the news, she was not much better.She was more worried than happy, whether the drugs used in the previous treatment would harm the child, and whether she had contracted some hidden disease when she was in Afghanistan. Although she knew that everything in the previous physical examination was normal, but if she was diagnosed If she made up her mind to have a child, she would definitely make more thorough preparations. This accident caught her by surprise.

She knew she might be pregnant as early as last month, but she didn't intend to tell the news, at least she didn't plan to say it until the test report came out. If everything is fine, then it will be a surprise. Hear her prayers, and it will always be a secret.

"Baby, what's wrong with you?"

"Huh?" She came back to her senses, and met his worried eyes, "Well——I was wondering what to do if my daughter inherited your IQ."

"...What's wrong with inheriting me! Grandpa also said, what is that Chinese name? By the way, stupid people have stupid blessings!"

"..."→_→You are so embarrassed to say this sentence.