[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

In this game, Neymar opened the scoring first, but was chased by Ronaldo, Pepe, and Benzema for three consecutive goals. In the end, Barcelona lost to Real Madrid with a score of 3:1.

But the reason why professional players are called professional is that in many cases, they may be frustrated by losing, but this feeling will not haunt them for a long time.

They are different from the fans. Fans are always more emotional, while players are often more rational.Fans will develop a hatred for rival clubs, which sometimes escalates to physical confrontation, but players only want to beat each other, they see each other as opponents, not enemies.Opponents can be sympathetic to each other, but the enemy is only you and me.

Obviously, now both Ronaldo and Messi are tired of the identity of the sworn enemy.

"Hey, I said, you are not scared by being the best man." When walking back to the player tunnel, Ronaldo joked.

In this game, Messi really didn't play his due level, but it is a bit difficult for professional players to explode on the field. Even if he is a Melo fit, I am afraid that he cannot do this.

But Ronaldo swore that he was really just making fun of it casually, but Messi nodded at him very seriously, "Yes, so you have to be responsible."

Ronaldo: "..." what? ! ! ! →_→→_→→_→

He actually wanted to throw the blame on me, hmph, the kid in Barcelona is full of thoughts, and I'm going to complain to my wife when I get back!

When they went back, Ramos and Pique followed them shoulder to shoulder, because no one heard what they said during the warm-up, so now I heard the news that "C Ronaldo invited Messi to be the best man", just I feel that the whole person is not well.

"I've already said that your Bernabéu's Feng Shui is not good, you see, it's auditory hallucinations in broad daylight."

"..." I was speechless.

After the game, Ronaldo was carried by the coach to attend the press conference. Anita got off the stands and walked to the player locker room, but the locker room she went to this time was not the one she used to go to.

Because she was not very familiar with it, she didn't rush into the visiting team's locker room. Instead, she smiled and begged the staff to call Messi.

The Barcelona staff felt that they had seen a ghost today. When they swiped their phones just now, they saw the news that "C Ronaldo asked Messi to be the best man". Now his wife actually came to the locker room to find someone. What happened to the couple today, there must be some conspiracy!

"Hi, Anita." Messi came out and gave her a hug first.

"Okay, here are the things." Anita handed him two large boxes stacked together, "I wanted to wait until Cris went to the Nou Camp before bringing them to you, but since you came first, then sorry to bother you."

"Oh—thank you." Messi smiled gently as always. Although he lost the game, there is no need to bring bad emotions to others. "I think Thiago will be very happy now."

Antonella told him before coming here that Anita bought gifts for Thiago, but fragile items cannot be mailed, and told him to remember to go back when he came to the Bernabéu.

To be honest, the feeling of discussing parenting experience with the "Derby Enemy" before the game and receiving a gift from the "Enemy's wife" after the game is really...subtle...

That night, Antonella's Twitter uploaded a photo of Thiago playing with toys, and Anita sent him a remote-controlled jeep and a custom-made Star Wars lightsaber.

Antonella [Tiago had a great time!Anita[heart][heart][heart][heart], but the lightsaber was put away by someone because it was too heavy for children to play with.Well, is that true? 】

[Hahahaha, what's too heavy, it's obviously Mei Tianwang who wants to play! 】

[Stop making excuses, Mei Tianwang, you have been seen through. 】

【No wonder my son refuses to go with him after school. I feel sorry for Mr. Ti when I meet this kind of dad who grabs toys. 】

[At first I wanted to leave a message saying that Tianwang Mei was only three years old this year, but forget it, look at the Twitter next door, I am sure that Tianwang Mei must be five years old this year. 】

[I lost to the president... I was really right when I said he was Luo Sansui. 】

Luo [Messi, [smile] [smile] [smile] [smile] Next time you go to the Nou Camp, bring one for you. 】

Attached is a picture of holding a lightsaber. This is not the point. The point is that there are a total of seven lightsabers on the table in front of him, including red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple... ..

The popular comments on this twitter, which received 10,000+ likes and remained at the top, spoke out what everyone was thinking.

【Our president is going to heaven! 】

"Congratulations." Mendes looked at the two sitting in front of him with a smile, "One topped the list of gay lovers in the world, and the other was selected as the No.1 most wanted by women in the world."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, although the gender is a little bit wrong, it's an honor no matter what." He looked at the couple mockingly, "So I helped you pick up a job that suits you best."

Smile, and smile again.

[Hahahahaha!Emma, ​​you died laughing!My president has topped the list of gay lovers in the world! 】

[Then the male god was selected as the No.1 most wanted by women in the world, and it is said that he got more than 2 votes more than the No.1000 George Clooney...]

[When I saw the news, my heart was broken. 】

[Inside information, it is said that the next magazine cover of "Attitude" will be the two of them. 】

[Ah ah ah!You can lick lick again! 】

【etc......】

【etc......】

【How do I remember...】

[Isn't "Attitude" a gay magazine? ! 】

【Congratulations, you got the answer right, but there is no prize [smile] [smile]]

"Attitude"'s December semi-naked special issue was unsurprisingly sold the highest sales volume ever. In the cover photo, they did a super difficult kissing position, doing pull-ups facing each other, and when they climbed to the top, they gave A sweet kiss to the other party.

This kissing action also became popular in an instant, but it is a pity that it is too difficult, not all girls can do pull-ups, and some of them accidentally get injured because of it.As a last resort, the major gyms had to post a small note next to the equipment to remind customers, [Kissing is risky, couples should be cautious].

In this regard, the reactions of netizens are very consistent, and I will give full marks to this complaint.

The weather in Spain in mid-December began to turn cold, but the sun was still very good. Compared with London, where there was already light rain and pedestrians began to wear windbreakers one after another, in Madrid, you can still run around in a shirt.

"Mom! Mom! I scored a goal! I kicked more balls than Daddy!"

As soon as Anita walked out of the yard, Mini rushed over to hug her. He had grown a lot taller, but he had only reached her thighs. He was stretching his neck as much as possible at this moment, with his head raised, his face full of pride.

Hearing his tone, she couldn't help laughing, this proud look was exactly the same as someone's.

Then, someone who had been standing by was unhappy, "We obviously kicked in the same amount."

"..." Anita looked at her son who was lying on top of her with an unhappy expression, and then at her husband who looked like "you didn't beat me", and made a decision instantly, "Good boy!" , baby, let's ignore him, I know you're the best, right?"

"Yeah!" Mini nodded fiercely.

Seeing his son's proud look, Ronaldo wrinkled his nose at him, and Anita patted his hand to tell him to be more honest.Then he was hugged from behind, C Luo put his chin on her shoulder, looked down just to see his son's upturned face, so he stretched out one hand to cover his eyes, and turned the other hand Anita kissed her chin.

Well, this is one of the things that happens most often in this family, kissing each other while brushing teeth, kissing while eating, kissing at the gym, sometimes kissing together while reading a book, or rolling into bed while lying down.

Well, this kind of life is really wonderful, Anita thought in a daze when her mother was delirious.

Two weeks before Christmas, the mini-series "Love" she filmed with Emma Watson finally aired its first episode on the BBC, and the ratings were overwhelming. The number of simultaneous viewers reached 600 million, almost reaching the total population of the UK 1/10 of that.

The show they watched together at home, to be honest, the plot is very good, although the theme is bad, but the acting and setting are very exciting, warm and funny, without the heaviness of the gay theme at all.

But... Ronaldo stared at the TV screen with wide eyes. He really didn't want to see his wife in a suit flirting with her on TV.

besides!What happened to the kiss scene at the end! ! ! ! !

Fortunately, this resentment didn't last long, because soon something happened that knocked him out of his wits.

Maria arrived in Madrid a few days before Christmas and needed to talk to Anita about her work plans for the next year.Thinking of this gave her a headache. After all, the work of everyone in Hollywood has been arranged until 2016. Even those second-tier stars may have finalized their film contracts until the next year.But the male god under her, oh no, he is already the lover of the whole people now. Ever since he was ranked No. 1 on the list of women's most wanting to marry in the world, the male god has successfully upgraded to a husband.

As CAA's top agent, Maria is really capable, capable, and resourceful. Even with an artist like Anita who doesn't like to take jobs and doesn't even post a few tweets, she It can also help her maintain exposure, so that the distance between her and fans is neither too close nor too distant.

To be honest, it's not that she hasn't managed an artist with an outstanding family background. The team under her is helping many famous ladies with their various public relations careers, but no one has the achievements of Anita.

Her national recognition is really too high, and she has been the most positive image ever since she appeared in front of the public, which makes her fans almost unlimited in age.

She is indeed beautiful, but this kind of beauty is a kind of beauty that is not oppressive to women. This kind of neutral beauty and handsome beauty has attracted a large number of fans.The biggest reason why the status of male stars in the entertainment circle is higher than that of female stars is because fans are willing to spend more money for their idols than fans. They can best provide TV ratings and bring benefits to sponsors , will frantically buy products endorsed by idols, and will work hard to contribute to the box office.

And Anita has occupied almost all the key points that can attract fans.

"What?" Maria stared at the person in front of her with wide eyes, "Honey, this script is really, really helpful, it can even help you hit the Oscars next year, I want to add my operation, at least there will be A nomination."

"I know, to be honest, I feel sorry too, but I really can't take this job." Anita looked at her apologetically.

C Luo sat next to her, although he didn't speak, but he never stopped showing his presence. He picked up the blanket on the sofa and covered her, helped her peel apples for her, peeled bananas for him, and asked her if she was hungry. Not hungry, and then said to warm her milk.

"So?" Maria raised her eyebrows and looked at her. The frowning expression was relaxed, and she even smiled slightly. If she still can't see it, then she is really a fool.

"So, I'm pregnant."

"I'm going to have a daughter!!!!!!"

Maria: "..."→_→Understood, what to shout.