[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

That night, Marcelo uploaded a video on Twitter. The content of the video was very simple and rough, and the shooting was quite casual. There was only one camera position, and the picture was swaying from time to time, but the netizens who watched it laughed like crazy up.

"Enzo, this shield is too big for you to play with."

"Anita sent it to me."

"I know, what I mean is that Dad will keep it for you first, and give it to you when you are older."

"Anita sent it to me."

"Look, can Dad buy you a full set of miniature Avengers figures?"

"Good!" Enzo nodded.

"Then why don't you give this shield to Dad, it's too big for you!"

"But Anita said she gave it to me."

"..."

【IQ touching】

[Really, this video was not uploaded by Marcelo himself]

[It's definitely not me, who would expose such a stupid side of myself →_→]

[Visual inspection was uploaded by Clarice, it is also hard work to guard such a funny comparison every day, [picking nose][picking nose]]

[Hahaha, Brother Xiaoma must have been fooled to death by himself, such an adult is still arguing with children for toys, how dare you! 】

【Enzo is so smart, hahahaha, "This is what Anita sent me", laughing like crazy! 】

[It feels like Clarice's hands are shaking from laughing beside her! ! ! 】

Marcelo himself didn't realize that he had been sold by his wife, but his twitter was quickly posted on #束娃神父马赛罗#, and was unsurprisingly posted by several netizens in the team. When the addiction boy saw it, everyone burst out laughing, and he didn't forget to retweet it, @何友友者 came over to watch it forcefully.There are also quite a few @安妮塔, and most of the comments are [I beg the male god to also send a shield to Brother Xiaoma, because he wants to kill himself stupidly].When Anita saw the message, it was already the second day, and she was speechless, and then she silently tweeted @Marcelo. [Sorry, I only remember that Enzo is 5 years old, but I forgot that you are 3 years old.My fault! 】

@Anita […yesyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy's...so I have a shield? ]//@Anita[Sorry, I only remember that Enzo is 5 years old this year, but I forgot that you are 3 years old this year.My fault! 】

[Hahaha, I feel that the male god is in a heavy mood]

[I saw Lord Luo's reply, and told the male god to ignore Brother Ma, hahaha, I feel sorry for Brother Ma! 】

[Xiao Ma's OS in his heart: Since I have a girl, I don't love me anymore! o(︶︿︶)o]

【upstairs......】

[The good friends will go together for a lifetime! (￢з￢)]

[You all beat up!The male god is mine! 】

The atmosphere on the Internet is very happy, but the atmosphere in the club is not so relaxed. After all, the second round of the Champions League quarter-finals with Dortmund will be played the day after tomorrow.Although in the first round, Real Madrid beat Dortmund 1:4, it does not mean that this score must be safe. Just think about the night in Istanbul that year. Who would have thought that Liverpool would be behind 3:0 in the end? Turn over the situation.To make matters worse, Ronaldo's previous injury recurred. Although it was not particularly serious, he may not be able to enter the starting list. Real Madrid's battle is still a bit trembling.

Sure enough, in Monday's training, Ronaldo just finished a set of basic exercises, rubbed his knees, and shook his head at Ancelotti, who signaled him to leave the field.

Ronaldo walked towards the sidelines, trying not to use his left knee, saw Anita standing on the sidelines, hugged her maliciously, and leaned all his weight on her.Thanks to Anita's habit of carrying equipment on her back, she didn't stagger under the weight of a hundred or so kilograms.

"Cristiano!"

"My knee hurts."

"...I really want to beat you!" Thinking that I would believe your nonsense, Anita patted Ronaldo hard on the back, but she still carried him away without pushing him away.

The reason why Anita appeared on the training ground today is also because of Ronaldo's knee injury.Some time ago, he suffered from constant injuries. First, the muscle fibers were torn due to too much muscle pressure, and then when he played against Dortmund, the old knee injury recurred.The result of the inspection is that he needs to receive 1-2 weeks of treatment and rehabilitation training. In other words, he will not be able to keep up with this competition.But Ronaldo didn't give up and decided to come to practice today, so Anita could only take his personal physiotherapist on standby in front of the court.

Fortunately, Ronaldo's physical fitness is good, and it's not for nothing to train his muscles. At least when he is violated/violated, the degree of injury is more or less reduced.The result of the inspection is that he must rest, at least it is absolutely impossible to play the whole game, so the second round against Dortmund does not need to start, and he may miss the next round of La Liga, but at least he can catch up with half of the Champions League. The final, if Real Madrid can reach the semi-finals.

In the end, Ancelotti added Ronaldo to the squad as a substitute.Since Real Madrid led by 3 goals in the game, Ancelotti still had room to arrange the starting lineup. Ronaldo did not start, and Real Madrid did not appear to be very embarrassed. After all, Benzema and Bale are forwards with a high scoring rate. .But he still let Ronaldo serve as a substitute. After all, he is now the core of the team. With him on the field, there is somewhat a stabilizing effect.

"Hello, viewers and friends. What you are watching now is the second leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals. Real Madrid played away against Dortmund. After the first leg, Real Madrid led Dortmund 1-4. It hurts the morale of the players."

"Yes, after all, we lead by three goals, and the chance of promotion is very high. Although Ronaldo did not start this time, our striker still has three strikers, Benzema, Bale and Di Maria."

"Oh, don't forget, we also have a group of defenders who can score the most goals in the world!"

"..."

From this hearing, I knew it was the commentator of the Madrid TV broadcast of the game, and he was overwhelmingly biased towards Real Madrid. You must know that this is Dortmund's home stadium. The live commentary said that no matter whether you win or lose in the end, you will definitely be beaten to death by Dortmund fans.

"Oh, who did I see? Director, hurry up, give the away fans a shot."

Without the commentator's request, the director also spotted Anita sitting among the group of Real Madrid fans, wearing a windbreaker and a gray wool scarf, and a group of Real Madrid jerseys, who painted their faces in colorful colors and held a gesture. Compared with the fans holding the banner, they are particularly conspicuous.

And Anita seemed to see the camera shooting at her and waved towards the machine. She was sitting in the first row, and the camera was under the stands, very close to her.

"Anita! Wow! Seriously, although I often see her at the Bernabeu, this is the first time I see this national hero in the away stands of Real Madrid."

"Although Ronaldo couldn't start this time due to injury, our national male god still went to the away game to support his friends. Well, 'friends' are what they said themselves. In fact, I have some doubts about this relationship. .”

Before the players enter the field, if there are special people watching the game, the commentator will give a brief introduction and use gossip to mobilize the enthusiasm of the audience. In fact, many audiences like to listen to it. After all, during the time when the game starts It's also quite boring.

At the beginning, the fans' reactions were very happy and relaxed. Of course, this only refers to Real Madrid fans, and Anita is more expressionless when watching the game. No matter whether the team she supports scores or concedes, she is used to it. Show your emotions on your face.In the 16th minute, Di Maria missed a penalty kick. The fans were a little regretful, but they didn't think there was anything wrong.Then in the 24th minute, Dortmund took the lead with a goal, and the fans began to get a little nervous. Anita unconsciously crossed her arms and stared at the court with all her attention.

"Will we win?" The little boy sitting next to Anita looked at her nervously, with the Real Madrid team logo printed on his face, and CR7 printed on the floor towel in his hand.

This reminds Anita of herself when she was a child. Every time she went to watch a Manchester United game, she would ask her grandfather, "Will we win?"

"Of course we will win."

But after that, Real Madrid got a few chances, but they didn't take them well. Feeling the boy's anxiety, Anita stroked his hair soothingly, "Victory always comes later, but he always comes."

At the same time, Ronaldo didn't sit honestly on the bench, he was more excited than the players on the court, and kept walking on the sidelines. Because of his excessive movements, the fourth official had to warn him and tell him to be quiet .

Anita was sitting on the stand behind him. Seeing this scene, she rubbed her temples helplessly.This small action was also captured by the camera. Netizens edited it together with Ronaldo's performance just now. As a small tidbit of the game, it went viral on social networks, making a group of fans pee with laughter.

In the 37th minute, Dortmund made another victory. At this time, Real Madrid only maintained a one-goal lead, and the first half was not over yet.The fans gradually became anxious, praying for the team to have an away goal, as long as there is one, then their game will be safe.But this prayer did not come true in the end, but Dortmund failed to score another goal. In the end, Real Madrid entered the semi-finals with a total score of 3:2.

so close!All fans are rejoicing that God is on our side today!Unlike the disappointment of Dortmund fans, Real Madrid fans cheered unrestrainedly at the moment the game whistle blew.Although there were not many Real Madrid fans in the away game, they also created waves of noise.

A group of people in a good mood after winning the game took off their jerseys and threw them at the fans. Casillas also took off his gloves and threw them at the stands. Ronaldo came to the side of the court, saw Anita, reached out to her, and motioned for her to jump off.

"Are you kidding me?" Anita raised an eyebrow.

"Of course." Ronaldo told her to hurry up.

"..." Although she thought it was silly, Anita still supported the stands with one hand and fell down from the top.

"We won!" Immediately afterwards, he was hugged by Ronaldo several times, and a group of fans in the stands were booing, and the Real Madrid players who were signing autographs for the fans also stopped their movements and looked at them with interest.

It's just that they are destined to be disappointed, because nothing happened afterwards, and there were no touching scenes such as confession on the knees and affectionate kisses that CP fans were looking forward to. It seemed that they were excited to hug because of winning.

[Show us this with your pants off! 】

[The president's boyfriend is not good enough! 】

[It's gone after hugging, the promised kiss, you think you are a kid playing house! 】

[Maybe others are pure friendship, you think too much yourself]

【Hehe, the upstairs is so stupid and naive】

[There is no pure friendship between men and women in this world! 】

[The only condition for pure friendship between a man and a woman, you said downstairs]

[It's just that both of them are ugly! 】

【...You guys are really enough...】

[It's noisy!Watch the video well!The male god is taking off the president's clothes! 】

[It's winter, it's really good to be on the court...]

After Anita was put down, she unzipped the zipper of Ronaldo's jacket, and Ronaldo took it off with special cooperation, and then she was stripped of the Real Madrid jersey inside, revealing her naked upper body. Ronaldo's expression was surprised and innocent, and the netizens were stunned. Fortunately, Anita put a coat on him immediately, and then motioned him to sign the clothes.

[Oh oh oh!The male god gave the signed jersey to the little boy who had been sitting next to her! 】

[The shot is a close-up!The male god even kissed him! 】

[Wow, wow, envy! 】

[Hey, I want to sit next to the male god too! 】

Not to mention the envy and hatred of netizens, the little boy cried happily, and the little boy’s father was also very excited. He is from Madrid, but he was transferred to Germany a few years ago to work, so there are very few opportunities to watch Real Madrid games live. The chances of signing are even less.Originally, he thought he was lucky enough to be able to sit with Anita today, but unexpectedly, Anita also asked for a signed jersey for his son.The father also asked Ronaldo quickly if he could sign one for him. Ronaldo signed his name on the jersey with a good temper and called his teammates to come and sign together.The camera has been shooting this side, and from the close-up, the father seems to be passing out of happiness.

After satisfying the requirements of the fans on site, the Real Madrid players went to the locker room to clean themselves up.Then he walked out from the away channel, signed some fans waiting outside, and boarded the away bus.

But the Ronaldo fans waiting outside are destined to be disappointed, because Ronaldo did not go back to Madrid with the team, but went to Munich with Anita.One was that he made an appointment with Dr. Wolfart to treat an old injury.The second is that Manchester United will play away against Bayern Munich tomorrow. They will go to watch this game. This is also the main reason why Anita came to Germany this time. Watching Real Madrid's away games is actually just by the way.

When the two sat in the stands the next day, the directors gave them a close-up shot that lasted for more than a minute. They don't have any morals, anyway, it's still early to leave the field, and they don't mind gossiping about the two of them.

Although Ronaldo was controversial when he was at Manchester United, he did make a great contribution to Manchester United's championship. Besides, the distance creates beauty. Now that Ronaldo is far away in Spain, many unhappy things have been forgotten, leaving only the good time when he won the championship. remember.Compared with the current situation of Manchester United, many Manchester United fans miss the red No. 7 who was trained by Ferguson.

As the most important country in continental Europe, Anita's British household registration, the title of the male god of the people, and her background as a British soldier have given her a large number of fans in the UK.And she is also a diehard Manchester United fan, which makes all the Red Devils fans have a good impression of her.

These two people appeared at the same time, how could the commentator not be high!

The author has something to say: Manchester United lost to Bayern Munich in this game and did not enter the semi-finals, as expected... This game will not be written in detail, but it will be mentioned in the next chapter.

Today is an update. The scumbag author had a stomachache yesterday, but he is better today, but his spirit is a little sluggish, and he finally coded it out. Let's watch it first.

Unless there are special circumstances, it is usually changed daily.

If there is a tweet about Marcelo and Enzo fighting for shields that readers want to see, I will write it~~ I am very happy every time I write about Brother Ma.