[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

When Anita came home with Mini Luo in her arms, it was already past 9 o'clock in the evening. Ronaldo heard voices in the courtyard, guessing that the two had returned, so he got up to greet them, and of course the most important thing was to convey his grievances.

"You have been away for more than half a month!" Ronaldo's resentment was very deep, because just after Anita took Mini Luo to Los Angeles, Dolores also returned home without incident because she didn't have to help him with the child. After leaving Portugal, he was left alone in Madrid, very lonely and cold.

"Be good!" Anita hugged Mini Luo with one hand, touched Ronaldo's cheek perfunctorily with the other, and then gave him a close kiss.

"Be good!" Mini Luo imitated the example, and stretched out his small hand to touch his daddy's face, and then actually slapped Ronaldo on the face.

Then...the two of them walked past him calmly...

"Nita, Junior will brush his teeth well later, can you tell Junior a story?"

"Okay, if Junior can brush his teeth later, can I continue to tell you the story of "Star Wars" today?"

"Nita, Nita, I'll do it myself! You'll see later!"

......

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Ronaldo couldn't believe it. He turned his head and stared at the backs of the two happily running to the bathroom. Can it be better?

So when having breakfast the next day, Ronaldo decided not to say a word to these two people until they realized their mistake!In fact, this trick has always been tried and tested. Generally, when he doesn't talk and ignore people, Anita and Mini Luo can realize that he is probably going to be awkward, although the reasons for this awkwardness are often very naive.

However, there is a big prerequisite for this, that is, they must stay alone with him. If you encounter the following situation, it is better not to try the "cold war" tactic lightly.

Ronaldo ate the breakfast on his plate, and said nothing coldly, while the two people on the opposite side were laughing and eating the cereal on their plate, chatting in full swing, and had no intention of talking to him.

"..." I'm so confused, should I take the initiative to speak up, and will it look very low.Early in the morning, Ronaldo was completely caught in a meaningless battle between heaven and man.The reason why it is meaningless is that obviously, these two people did not realize that he was in a cold war with them!

"Oh, that's right..." Anita remembered something, wiped Mini Luo's mouth, and instructed Ronaldo without even raising her head.

I'm finally going to talk, I'm finally going to talk, but I won't talk to you.

"I brought some gifts for Sergio and the others, and I put them in the garage." Anita finally wiped Minilo's mouth, and then hugged Minilo who was writhing on the chair, "Which ones are For whom, I have written the name, when you train today, remember to take it to the base and give it to them."

"..." I expect you to tell me this for so long!

"Ah, and tell Sergio some are for his girlfriend, congratulations on being a father."

"......it is good......"

Then early in the morning, Ronaldo watched the back of the two of them again and went upstairs.

The atmosphere in the Real Madrid training ground today is particularly dignified, um, very dignified.Ramos felt that the dog was beeping. They had won big victories in both the league and the Champions League before, and they went out to celebrate together the night before. The atmosphere in the team was so harmonious. After a day, the world has changed.

"I said, why are the robots working so hard today?" Marcelo muttered to Ramos while taking a break.

"Who knows!" Ramos said he was curious too!It's just a confrontation practice. Ramos looked at Ronaldo who was constantly fighting with a difficult face, whether he should be so serious.

In fact, Ronaldo was in a good mood when he was on the road, but halfway through the car, he suddenly remembered why he didn't see his name when he put the pile of gifts into the trunk just now? !This unscientific!

So when I went to the training ground and saw this group of people who received gifts, Ronaldo really felt that they were not pleasing to the eye!Hehe, confrontation practice, it's just what I want, if you don't abuse, who do you abuse?

So Ronaldo put out all his strength and meticulously fulfilled the coach's request, which made all the Real Madrid players speechless. Those who received the gift were okay, and there is comfort in getting the gift later, especially Those who have not received the gift and are still being abused feel that they have provoked someone.

Of course, they will never know the real reason. Instead, they feel that the robot is really determined to win the Champions League this time, it is simply too hard!Everyone who originally chose to reserve their strength because it was just for practice also showed their full strength and fought with real swords and guns.

And Ancelotti, who was standing on the sidelines, said he was very relieved, well, as expected, the team still needs to have stars. Cristiano is a good example.Seeing that the team's biggest stars are working so hard, how dare others not work hard?If this momentum continues, on the basis of the current points, as long as the next game does not lose the chain, the hope of winning the championship is still very high!

"By the way, don't leave yet."

After training around 2:[-] p.m., Ancelotti asked everyone to disband, and went back to his home by himself, looking for his wife to hold his baby.Just as a group of people were walking back in twos and threes, Ronaldo called out to those around him.

"Fuck! What do you want to do with the robot? After training so hard, you don't want to practice more!" Ramos looked terrified, the point is not to find them for extra training.

"Ahem, brother, I have an appointment, you know, I won't stay with you." Benzema was the first to try to escape by himself.

"Uh, if you really want to practice more, why don't I stay and practice with you for a while." Bell was ready to sacrifice himself in a good temper, but he emphasized it again, "For a while."

Marcelo didn't make a sound, not because he wanted to stay and practice more, but because of his brain, he hadn't finished making up the reason, especially after saying this reason, he couldn't be beaten by the robot.

"..." You guys are really enough. Ronaldo wanted to roll his eyes to the sky, but he still warned himself not to be as knowledgeable as these fools. "Anita came back from Los Angeles and brought you a gift. It's in the trunk. After changing your clothes later, you come and get it with me, take it before leaving."

"..." You should have said no earlier, you will scare the baby to death!

This group of children who are only about 6 years old in mental age are very happy holding gifts. Ronaldo hates iron and steel. You say that you are also the world's top stars, and your weekly salary is not low. How can you be happy when you receive a gift? into this.It’s about you, Marcelo, that 1:1 scale replica of Captain America’s shield is for your son, please stop drool on it, please? !

Several members of Real Madrid's first team said that the gift was very appropriate, and it seemed that they had put in a lot of thought, unlike Ronaldo who gave either a mobile phone or a watch every time, and everyone received exactly the same gift.

After taking out the gifts from Ronaldo's trunk, they didn't leave immediately, but watched the gifts received by others by the way, and finally came to the conclusion that Anita definitely lit up the talent skill of "will give gifts" , because the gifts everyone receives are especially right to the point.

Marcelo stopped talking, and was going home to fight for the shield with his son.The gift Ramos received was not for him, but for his girlfriend, a custom-made maternity dress.Seeing the packing boxes of the clothes above, he knew that he didn't need to look any further, his girlfriend would definitely fly up with joy.As for the men with little princesses at home, they all received a set of custom-made gauze skirts and a tiara, which couldn't be more considerate.As for the single men, they got Stolichnaya whiskey, a specialty of Anita's hometown, and their names were engraved on the bottle.

Marcelo came home with Ronaldo’s car today, holding a large bag of gifts he received along the way, including Captain America’s shield and Batman’s mask, and he was very unhappy when Ronaldo asked him to put it in the trunk .

When the "robot" arrived at the door, Marcelo looked at Ronaldo very seriously, making Ronaldo think that he was going to say something very important.The result..."I know I shouldn't interfere in your private life."

so what do you want to do Ronaldo looked at the afro speechlessly.

"But I think you should be with Anita."

Ronaldo raised his eyebrows, it's really not the first time he heard someone say this to him.

Once, his brother, sister, including his mother, said more than once that Anita was a good girl, and it would be nice if you could be together.Dolores said this sentence the most, but he felt that it was all Dolores' venting of her dissatisfaction with his girlfriends.

He can still remember his reaction when he first heard it, when he was still playing for Manchester United, in his early 20s, and he thought Anita was his little teacher, the sister he grew up with , is a friend who can support him, and even a family member. He can give Anita many identities, but he never thought of being a lover.

This is too impossible. At that time, Ronaldo always thought so. He would always say that we are just good friends. You must know that friends are much more important to him than girlfriends.

Those few months last year were the longest time when he and Anita lost contact. At first he thought she had a mission and it was inconvenient to contact her, but after the third or fourth month of losing contact, he felt that something was wrong—you know Even at the front, Anita would reach him by satellite phone.Then he learned the reason from Klaus——During the mission, Anita was blown up by a bomb buried in the house, and after the rescue, she lay in the hospital for several months before she could get out of the ground.

He couldn't sit still at all. Fortunately, the schedule was very loose during that time, which allowed him to have a rest time to go to England, and then brought Anita back to Spain to recuperate. Ronaldo still can't figure out why he insisted on asking Anita to come to Spain at that time. Although the reason he gave at that time was "London is too wet and cold, which is not conducive to wound recovery", God knows that it is definitely a lie.Probably because he felt that she had to stay by his side so that he could rest assured.

Later, when Anita was playing in the swimming pool with Minilo one day, Dolores brought up this topic again with some regrets when she saw two people making a mess of joy.

"Why?" Ronaldo looked at Marcelo with interest. He could understand Dolores always bringing up this topic, because in the eyes of every mother, they naturally hope that their son can marry a good girl like Anita. But Marcelo...

"Look, can you imagine Anita marrying someone else?" Marcelo said very, very, very seriously.

"No." Ronaldo also said very, very, very seriously.

"That's right! Anita is married, so she won't be able to have such a close relationship with us. Maybe we won't receive such a great gift in the future!"

"..." I really shouldn't expect too much from you. Ronaldo feels very tired. I hope that this guy who can't even open the bottle cap can offer some constructive suggestions. It's really him. I thought too much, "Don't worry, you will definitely receive such a great gift in the future."

Marcelo looked at Ronaldo suspiciously, and patted him on the shoulder, "You have to work hard, you know? Try to catch Anita as soon as possible, there are not many good girls these days."

"......I will......"

"Cris, let me first declare that I am not trying to force you to do anything." Dolores stood in front of the French window, looking at Anita who was holding Minilo on her shoulders in the swimming pool, and Minilo sat happily On the shoulders of his godmother, he kept splashing the water with his hands. "I just think" she turned her head and said to her son who had just walked beside her, "if Junior's mother is Nita, then Junior must be very happy."

"Isn't she already?"

"Cris!" Dolores glared at him, knowing that he was talking about his mother and not his godmother.

"Okay." Ronaldo looked at the two people frolicking outside the window. After a long time, Dolores felt that he was going to skip this topic, and then heard him continue to say, "Then I have to work very, very, very hard."

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