[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

In the end, the fat man set up a table next to Zhu Bajie, holding a large bowl of meat and started eating contentedly. The senior brother said to Qingling little Lori three times, "Senior brother is going to practice." The implication Yes, do you want to go with senior brother?

But Qing Ling just waved to him, "Brother, go."

"Brother is going to practice, you..."

"Oh, brother, hurry up!" Qing Ling didn't turn her eyes to him.

The elder brother choked with anger, gave the Great Sage a hard look, shook his sleeves and left.And the great sage... the great sage was busy feeding Xiao Qingling, so he didn't notice the weak eyes of the elder brother at all.

"Eldest brother is getting more and more annoying, he has to say a sentence several times!" Xiao Qingling complained, then looked at the fat in the fat man's bowl with disgust, and said softly. "Second Senior Brother, you are already fat enough, do you still want to be as fat as a bear?"

The fat man didn't care about this question at all, "Then what's the matter, this shows that your second senior brother and I have a mighty figure."

Qing Ling made a face at him. "Big Fatty! Why hasn't Daddy come back yet?"

The fat man snorted and ate a piece of fat meat, "I went down the mountain, not to buy candied haws for you." Then he unceremoniously took out his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables in Zhu Bajie's bowl. "This man, you must not be able to finish eating, let me help you solve it."

Of course Zhu Bajie didn't do it, "This is not enough for my old pig's teeth!" Instead, he grabbed the meat in the fat man's bowl with his backhand. "My old pig sees that you have almost eaten, so I will help you eat."

Tang Seng was sipping soup, seeing this, he raised his voice immediately. "Bajie!"

The fat man was fighting with Zhu Bajie with chopsticks, Zhu Bajie couldn't distract himself from responding to Tang Seng, I looked at the mess on their table, moved silently, and heard Tang Seng muttered, "I don't care about my master anymore, Put a magic spell on it tomorrow!"

I silently lit a wax for Zhu Bajie in my heart.

"No, we won't be able to tell the winner in this way! Come and fight with me if you have the ability!" The fat man wiped the sweat from his brow, threw his chopsticks, and "rolled" out the door mellowly.

Zhu Bajie hasn't fought for a long time, not to mention that this fat man even robs him of his food, which is unbearable!Then he carried the rake and went out to fight the fat man.

The sound of fighting outside the door sounded one after another, and there should be a crowd of onlookers nearby. I heard a few cheers, followed by "Come on, come on, come on and bet on who will win! I will bet two coins first Pig Saint Monk wins!" The voice...

Onlookers are everywhere...

Just as the few of us were calmly eating vegetarian food, there was suddenly no sound of weapons clashing outside the door, followed by a burst of confusion.

"Second senior brother fainted!!"

"Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you! Don't just leave like this!..."

"Oh my god! Did the second senior brother die suddenly because of obesity? It's terrible!"

"It's terrible! My money! If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't bet on the second senior brother! Wuwuwu, my money..."

...Hey, did you pay attention to the last one wrongly?Will the fat man be overwhelmed when he hears this?

I drank the last sip of soup and was about to go out to check the situation when Zhu Bajie rushed in.

"I, I, I... my old pig really didn't want to kill him! But he fell down suddenly! My old pig hasn't even touched a single hair on him!" Zhu Bajie looked at him wanting to cry without tears. Tang monk. "Master! My old pig really didn't kill!"

scare?Fatty is dead? !No way!That's not what cannon fodder does!We hurried out and squeezed into a crowd of onlookers, and saw Sixi Wanzi lying upright on the ground, Tang Seng checked his breathing. "It's okay, I'm still alive, I'm not dead." Then he sighed. "The poor monk said earlier that the darkening of the seal of the benefactor is probably an ominous sign, and you need to pay attention to your body in the near future... Sigh, if you don't listen to the poor monk, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

Holy monk...you can work part-time as a god of rivers and lakes when you have no money in the future...

Sun Wukong gave Zhu Bajie a sideways look. "This is troublesome."

Zhu Bajie wiped his cold sweat. "It's really not my old pig who killed him!" He wanted to write two big "injustice" on his pig face immediately.

Xiao Qingling lay beside Fatty and howled earth-shatteringly. "Second senior brother! Weren't you fine just now? Woooooooooo..."

When everyone was in chaos, a deep and pleasant uncle's voice came from outside the crowd of onlookers.

"Qing Ling! Why are you crying! Daddy bought you candied haws!" His clothes fluttered, and in the blink of an eye a handsome uncle walked up quickly, picked up Qing Ling, swept around, and shouted in a deep voice . "What are you all doing here? Don't you need to practice today?!"

Most of the people dispersed one after another.

The fat man lying on the ground: Why did no one carry me back...

"Daddy! Woooooooooo..." Xiao Qingling cried out of breath, "Second senior brother is dead!"

"Nonsense!" Uncle Mei stuffed the red candied haws to Qing Ling, coaxing his daughter. "Who made Qing Ling unhappy? Daddy is going to vent your anger on you!"

"Second Senior Brother is dead!" Qing Ling cried and stuffed candied haws into her mouth.

"How can... what? Jiuyi is dead?" Uncle Mei suddenly realized. "When did it happen?"

Me: ...Your lover is lying here, Uncle Mei must be crazy about daughters, he automatically ignores our human backgrounds when he sees Qingling.

"Just now, I'm almost out of breath now." I reminded.

Uncle Mei is holding Qingling with his left arm, and his right hand is touching the fat man's forehead all the way to his neck, with a serious expression, like someone examining a corpse...

"This is... the poison of the hundred-faced spider!" Uncle Mei frowned.

"Oh, it turned out to be poison, so it's not my old pig's fault!" Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.

"If it weren't for the use of internal force, the poison would not have exploded so quickly."

Zhu Bajie: ... You are tearing down my old Zhutai.

Uncle Mei recruited two disciples to carry the fat man's body back to the room, and then Uncle Mei cast his eyes on Zhu Bajie, with a bad look. "You were the one who injured Jiu Yi?"

Zhu Bajie: I didn't touch even a hair on him!