[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times
Chapter 18] Tang Seng's special skills
Early the next morning, I was successfully woken up by Qingling's yelling. This little girl is full of energy. Last night, Sun Wukong insisted on taking her to sleep on a tree, but she was restless in sleep. Come on. I fell back and forth from the tree many times, and every time I watched her calmly get up from the ground and climb up the tree with a =口= expression.
Qingling invited us (Sun Wukong) to stay at her home for a few days, and now we are worried about having no place to stay, so we gladly accepted her kindness.
Qing Ling couldn't walk fast with her short legs, so she simply lay on the back of the Great Sage and asked the Great Sage to carry her on her back.
I watched the great sage waving his arms happily with the little girl on his back, and thought to myself, where has the great sage ever carried anyone else on his back since he was born?This little girl really set a precedent, is it true that the monkey is sad for Lolita...
Tang Seng is more protective of his weaknesses. He didn't have much affection for this loli who suddenly appeared and snatched his big apprentice (?), but he couldn't resist the little loli who was born Yuxue and cute, which made people love him.So Tang Seng turned a blind eye to Little Lolita's act of pulling out the monkey hair of the Great Sage when she was happy.
Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey hair in Little Lolita's hand, swallowed, and said happily. "Fortunately, she doesn't like my old pig. My old pig doesn't have so much hair for her entertainment." Then he looked at Drifting's beard.
Drifting silently protected his bearded man, not showing him.
I yawned. I didn't sleep well last night, and my eyes were a little foggy.
Little Lolita had a lot of fun playing with Monkey King all the way, what's the matter with the feeling that we silently became the background board...
The distance from Wuzhuang Temple is not very far away, and a few Taoist priests in blue and white clothes can be seen wandering from a distance.
One of the Taoist priests saw our group of Buddhist scriptures and flew over immediately.
"Qingling!!" I guess the Taoist priest used at least two lightness skills to increase his speed by 15.00% and rushed over...
"Big brother!" Qing Ling greeted him with a smile.
"Qing Ling! Where did you go last night! There are a lot of monsters around here!" The elder brother is very handsome, with deep worry in his voice. When he said the word monster, he looked at Monkey King with dissatisfaction Joy is obvious.
Well, why do I feel that this big brother seems to have other ideas about little Lolita?Even eat the vinegar of a monkey...
Sun Wukong stared back.
Little Lolita Qingling put her arms around Sun Wukong's neck, "Brother Monkey and I left last night, brother Monkey is not a monster, he is very powerful!"
Sun Wukong: Obviously you stuck it up... But the last two sentences are very useful.
Tang Seng came forward at the right time and explained the origin of Little Lolita and the identity of the scripture learning team.
The elder brother nodded to Tang Seng, then looked at Qingling in a blink of an eye, and scolded. "Qing Ling! Why don't you hurry up and get off this holy monk?" To be able to call Hairy Monkey a holy monk, and to say it so fluently, shows that this guy's skill level of "talking nonsense when you see people and talking nonsense" is very high.
Qing Ling pursed her lips, looking unhappy, but she seemed to be very afraid of this elder brother, so she obediently jumped off Monkey King.
"Come here!" The senior brother grabbed Qingling's little hand and pulled her to his side, as if he regarded little Lolita as his property.
Senior brother, this is not how you pick up girls.
Zhu Bajie approached me and said, "Hmph, you look like a dog!"
Yes, he was just jealous...
Sun Wukong and this big brother don't look very pleasing to each other, but Qingling's little loli still likes Monkey King, well, at least our great sage looks more domineering than this big brother from the outside, right?
The senior elder brother welcomed us into the Wuzhuang Temple with a smiling face. The Wuzhuang Temple was built very elegantly and uniquely, and incense was lingering in the main hall. As soon as we entered the door, we received greetings from the trail masters who came to watch from all directions.
"Ah! Senior brother! Is this a pig demon!" A handsome young man looked at Zhu Bajie in surprise.
Zhu Bajie: You are the pig demon!Your whole family is a pig demon!
"So this is the monk! Why do they have to be shaved?" Another boy asked a question, looking at Tang Seng's bald head with bright eyes, and his thirst for knowledge was rising.
Tang Seng touched his bald head, explained to the young man why monks need to be shaved, and by the way, he continued to promote Buddhist principles: Why does the Buddhist family believe in the Tathagata!Tathagata is good, Tathagata is great, Tathagata is so awesome!
A two-meter-tall strong man shyly talked to Drifting, "You have so much luggage, let me help you!" He walked away with his luggage on his shoulders.
Sand Monk: …
Sun Wukong's aura is too strong, no one dares to talk to him, my girl's family looks a little green among thousands of flowers among this group of teenagers, but some teenagers came up to talk to me, but they stuttered nervously when they opened their mouths , Before he finished a sentence, he covered his face shyly and ran away.
How come the teenagers are becoming more and more pure now... I am so embarrassed to have some obscene thoughts (hey!)
Finally, a well-meaning person took the completely ignored white dragon horse to the stable...
Bai Longma: I also want to gain a sense of presence...
The young Taoist priests in Wuzhuang Temple are very energetic, and I, a grandparent who has lived for [-] years, can't help but sigh my lost youth.
Big brother is worthy of being a big brother, he does things safely and treats guests politely, and he arranged the room for us and prepared the vegetarian meal in a short time.
Looking at the delicious big white rice, I was very moved. The journey to learn the scriptures was very difficult, and I could only eat some delicious food when I met a good family.
Well... just no meat.
Xiao Qingling giggled and wrapped herself around Sun Wukong, beside the dark-faced elder brother.
"Elder brother! What delicious food did you make again! I can already smell the fragrance~~~" Accompanied by the ecstasy tilde, a round Sixi ball rushed in—yes, it was a man wearing a red Taoist robe The Sixi meatballs are round and very pleasing to the eye.
(⊙o⊙) This is probably the most heavyweight person I have ever seen in my life!This size...he can just roll away, saving more time.
Tang Seng stood up and recited the line repeated more than ten times, then looked at Sixi Wanzi and said seriously. "This benefactor, the poor monk sees that your seal is black..."
Sixi Wanzi wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Holy Monk, you are the third person to say this to me today, I am a Taoist priest myself, so why should I be afraid!"
"Benefactor, the poor monk is not a charlatan..."
Sixi Wanzi struggled to stand firm. "Okay, ok, holy monk, I remember everything you said."
Tang's Seng: ... Nima poor monk is really not a liar!
"Second senior brother! Didn't you follow daddy to get rid of the demon?" Xiao Qingling tilted her head while holding her cheeks.
Second senior brother... Hearing this name, I couldn't help but look at Zhu Bajie who was fighting against the big white rice. I always felt that there was a subtle similarity between the two...
Sixi Wanzi looked at the food on the table with a greedy face, but did not dare to act rashly due to the low pressure of the big brother.
"That miscellaneous fish monster is useless at all. The master can easily pinch his little finger to death. I can't help you. Alas, I'm hungry after returning from the demon..." The fat second senior brother pretended to touch his stomach .
Eldest brother happened to be upset, "Isn't it all up to the master to eliminate demons?"
Fatty Second Senior Brother rubbed his hands, "Well... I also used spells to help Master!"
The elder brother snorted coldly. "The reason you told me that you stood up and crushed the monster at the last moment is more convincing."
Fat Man: ... It's not my fault that TT is fat.
Qingling invited us (Sun Wukong) to stay at her home for a few days, and now we are worried about having no place to stay, so we gladly accepted her kindness.
Qing Ling couldn't walk fast with her short legs, so she simply lay on the back of the Great Sage and asked the Great Sage to carry her on her back.
I watched the great sage waving his arms happily with the little girl on his back, and thought to myself, where has the great sage ever carried anyone else on his back since he was born?This little girl really set a precedent, is it true that the monkey is sad for Lolita...
Tang Seng is more protective of his weaknesses. He didn't have much affection for this loli who suddenly appeared and snatched his big apprentice (?), but he couldn't resist the little loli who was born Yuxue and cute, which made people love him.So Tang Seng turned a blind eye to Little Lolita's act of pulling out the monkey hair of the Great Sage when she was happy.
Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey hair in Little Lolita's hand, swallowed, and said happily. "Fortunately, she doesn't like my old pig. My old pig doesn't have so much hair for her entertainment." Then he looked at Drifting's beard.
Drifting silently protected his bearded man, not showing him.
I yawned. I didn't sleep well last night, and my eyes were a little foggy.
Little Lolita had a lot of fun playing with Monkey King all the way, what's the matter with the feeling that we silently became the background board...
The distance from Wuzhuang Temple is not very far away, and a few Taoist priests in blue and white clothes can be seen wandering from a distance.
One of the Taoist priests saw our group of Buddhist scriptures and flew over immediately.
"Qingling!!" I guess the Taoist priest used at least two lightness skills to increase his speed by 15.00% and rushed over...
"Big brother!" Qing Ling greeted him with a smile.
"Qing Ling! Where did you go last night! There are a lot of monsters around here!" The elder brother is very handsome, with deep worry in his voice. When he said the word monster, he looked at Monkey King with dissatisfaction Joy is obvious.
Well, why do I feel that this big brother seems to have other ideas about little Lolita?Even eat the vinegar of a monkey...
Sun Wukong stared back.
Little Lolita Qingling put her arms around Sun Wukong's neck, "Brother Monkey and I left last night, brother Monkey is not a monster, he is very powerful!"
Sun Wukong: Obviously you stuck it up... But the last two sentences are very useful.
Tang Seng came forward at the right time and explained the origin of Little Lolita and the identity of the scripture learning team.
The elder brother nodded to Tang Seng, then looked at Qingling in a blink of an eye, and scolded. "Qing Ling! Why don't you hurry up and get off this holy monk?" To be able to call Hairy Monkey a holy monk, and to say it so fluently, shows that this guy's skill level of "talking nonsense when you see people and talking nonsense" is very high.
Qing Ling pursed her lips, looking unhappy, but she seemed to be very afraid of this elder brother, so she obediently jumped off Monkey King.
"Come here!" The senior brother grabbed Qingling's little hand and pulled her to his side, as if he regarded little Lolita as his property.
Senior brother, this is not how you pick up girls.
Zhu Bajie approached me and said, "Hmph, you look like a dog!"
Yes, he was just jealous...
Sun Wukong and this big brother don't look very pleasing to each other, but Qingling's little loli still likes Monkey King, well, at least our great sage looks more domineering than this big brother from the outside, right?
The senior elder brother welcomed us into the Wuzhuang Temple with a smiling face. The Wuzhuang Temple was built very elegantly and uniquely, and incense was lingering in the main hall. As soon as we entered the door, we received greetings from the trail masters who came to watch from all directions.
"Ah! Senior brother! Is this a pig demon!" A handsome young man looked at Zhu Bajie in surprise.
Zhu Bajie: You are the pig demon!Your whole family is a pig demon!
"So this is the monk! Why do they have to be shaved?" Another boy asked a question, looking at Tang Seng's bald head with bright eyes, and his thirst for knowledge was rising.
Tang Seng touched his bald head, explained to the young man why monks need to be shaved, and by the way, he continued to promote Buddhist principles: Why does the Buddhist family believe in the Tathagata!Tathagata is good, Tathagata is great, Tathagata is so awesome!
A two-meter-tall strong man shyly talked to Drifting, "You have so much luggage, let me help you!" He walked away with his luggage on his shoulders.
Sand Monk: …
Sun Wukong's aura is too strong, no one dares to talk to him, my girl's family looks a little green among thousands of flowers among this group of teenagers, but some teenagers came up to talk to me, but they stuttered nervously when they opened their mouths , Before he finished a sentence, he covered his face shyly and ran away.
How come the teenagers are becoming more and more pure now... I am so embarrassed to have some obscene thoughts (hey!)
Finally, a well-meaning person took the completely ignored white dragon horse to the stable...
Bai Longma: I also want to gain a sense of presence...
The young Taoist priests in Wuzhuang Temple are very energetic, and I, a grandparent who has lived for [-] years, can't help but sigh my lost youth.
Big brother is worthy of being a big brother, he does things safely and treats guests politely, and he arranged the room for us and prepared the vegetarian meal in a short time.
Looking at the delicious big white rice, I was very moved. The journey to learn the scriptures was very difficult, and I could only eat some delicious food when I met a good family.
Well... just no meat.
Xiao Qingling giggled and wrapped herself around Sun Wukong, beside the dark-faced elder brother.
"Elder brother! What delicious food did you make again! I can already smell the fragrance~~~" Accompanied by the ecstasy tilde, a round Sixi ball rushed in—yes, it was a man wearing a red Taoist robe The Sixi meatballs are round and very pleasing to the eye.
(⊙o⊙) This is probably the most heavyweight person I have ever seen in my life!This size...he can just roll away, saving more time.
Tang Seng stood up and recited the line repeated more than ten times, then looked at Sixi Wanzi and said seriously. "This benefactor, the poor monk sees that your seal is black..."
Sixi Wanzi wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Holy Monk, you are the third person to say this to me today, I am a Taoist priest myself, so why should I be afraid!"
"Benefactor, the poor monk is not a charlatan..."
Sixi Wanzi struggled to stand firm. "Okay, ok, holy monk, I remember everything you said."
Tang's Seng: ... Nima poor monk is really not a liar!
"Second senior brother! Didn't you follow daddy to get rid of the demon?" Xiao Qingling tilted her head while holding her cheeks.
Second senior brother... Hearing this name, I couldn't help but look at Zhu Bajie who was fighting against the big white rice. I always felt that there was a subtle similarity between the two...
Sixi Wanzi looked at the food on the table with a greedy face, but did not dare to act rashly due to the low pressure of the big brother.
"That miscellaneous fish monster is useless at all. The master can easily pinch his little finger to death. I can't help you. Alas, I'm hungry after returning from the demon..." The fat second senior brother pretended to touch his stomach .
Eldest brother happened to be upset, "Isn't it all up to the master to eliminate demons?"
Fatty Second Senior Brother rubbed his hands, "Well... I also used spells to help Master!"
The elder brother snorted coldly. "The reason you told me that you stood up and crushed the monster at the last moment is more convincing."
Fat Man: ... It's not my fault that TT is fat.
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