It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

"Owning a lethal weapon has not been requisitioned by the government, or the government has requisitioned it, but it has not been successful. In addition, the energy that this lethal weapon can drive comes from your chest. You have a heart problem and have to install it. Although you have self-destructive tendencies, it is not enough to joke about your heart, that is to say, it happened unexpectedly, and considering your career-obviously, the career that allows you to have such an arrogant capital is the most likely It’s the arms dealer—this injury is likely to be a memory left by the terrorists when they kidnapped you. It’s interesting to have anxiety disorders. According to your narcissistic personality, you must suffer from anxiety disorders. Something more dangerous happened. If I were to say it, I would say it was a war. Oh, there is even a team, and one of your team members uses a bow and arrow. What is this setting, archer? However, this It doesn't matter, presumably the leader of your team is very prestigious, very tolerant, and has outstanding endurance. Facing an unruly player like you, these two points are simply necessary. And I just experienced a fight , it seems that the parallel universe you come from is not so peaceful, and also, the arms dealer can be a positive figure in maintaining peace, how incompetent is the government of that world. Am I right?"

Accompanied by the end of the words like hailstorm falling from the sky, there is also a smile that is deliberately enlarged, and the creases are about to fly. In this situation, it is really...unbearable.

Tony: "..."

Fortunately, Sherlock, who raised his hatred value from the very beginning, spoke English. Tony was quick thinking. After a few seconds of blank expression, he came back to his senses, "Since you said so, then I won't do it." It is not so polite to comment, first of all, I am a former arms dealer, and I have started clean energy now, and as you said, a genius like me has naturally become a leader in this field; again, even though you are so It does sound like a bluff, but I have to say, since this beautiful lady says I'm at the top of mit's virtual notable alumni list - which has to be - that means I'm probably What characters in comics or movies? Yes, I have a little research on parallel universes. By the way, do you know that there is an earth in a parallel universe, where no fish dares to step on land, and species have not even evolved humans at all? ? Oh, of course, this is not the point. What I want to say is that since I am a star-level figure in this parallel universe, then my information is at your fingertips. So put away your magic stick, or you say Some people don't know to prove it."

Stark is just that generous.

——Leaving aside other things, just in this confrontation between two people, they are on par in terms of word count.

When Tony mentioned mit, Sherlock looked at his girlfriend, and only got a shrug and an expression that had nothing to do with it—Comrade Xiao Ai expressed that she would not participate in the relationship between Sherlock and the new guest, her virtual alumni. In the "Meeting Ceremony" during the meeting, after all, she was more interested in the steel suit and Jarvis made by Tony than Tony, but Ai Ye watched them come and go with relish, of course he did not rule out Because of the simultaneous translation of the male god Jarvis——When Tony spoke harshly, Sherlock glared at him, and Tony showed a coquettish smile politely.

Sherlock snorted and crossed his arms. He glanced at Tony lightly again, and when he spoke again, his tone became lazy: "The net height is 1.7 meters four."

Tony: "...It's not as good as you are not tall enough, and you have a long face."

Ai Ye immediately said to his precious daughter as if he had found a like-minded friend: "Linlin, you see that the eyes of the people are sharp. I am not the only one who thinks that your boyfriend has a long face."

Thanks to Jarvis, Tony understood this, and he made an exaggerated surprised expression: "Wait, in order to avoid errors in the Chinese-English translation, I think I need to confirm that the 'boyfriend' here refers to the A boyfriend who loves to do a lot of things, or a boyfriend? I get it, girls think it's cool to have a gay girlfriend."

Ai Ye looked at Irene again, the meaning was self-evident.

Irene glanced at Ai Ye with a half-smile, Ai Ye: "...Hahaha, Nini's joke is so funny, I couldn't help but laugh!"

Sherlock: "...your girlfriend is breaking up with you."

Ai Ye couldn't help but continued: "Is it because Pepper finally realized that you and Captain America have some unspoken secrets?"

Tony: "... Is the secret you can't tell what I imagined? If so, I'm going to laugh too."

As a senior nerd, Ai Ye gossips more enthusiastically: "Isn't it? Then you know that there is a parallel universe where there is Iron Woman on Earth, and is she married to Captain America? I have a collection of comics to prove it. What's the most loving." Ai Ye, who knew too much, completed the lore to Tony unconsciously.

Tony, Tony wants to be quiet.

——Oh, this sentence is the "mood story" provided by Jarvis to his master. After all, you have to do as the Romans do.

……

Although Ai Ye's genius made a fortune, the rift between Sherlock and Tony, two small talkers, has been settled. The two of them talk so much that Tony almost forgets about the business. Do you want to establish friendly diplomatic relations between two parallel universes?

Tony didn't know whether it was Irene who was the one who could make the decision between them, or whether he was deliberately trying to annoy Sherlock, and approached Irene like a butterfly, "Honey, you Gotta tell me, are all you Asian women as beautiful and smart as you?"

"Can I understand that you are asking me if Asian women have both breasts and brains, Mr. Stark. Also, haven't you 'seen' Asian women?" Irene looked again With the information provided by Jarvis, he tilted his head and suddenly realized, "Oh, you are asking me about the differences between the two parallel universes about Asian women? Then I can tell you responsibly, the overall development of our two parallel universes The direction is the same, and there is no divergence in the general direction of evolution, so your original understanding of Asian women is universal."

Tony: "...Are you sure?" After all, what Tony saw and heard in Ai's Manor is all subverting his cognition, and his three views of materialism have been shattered, okay? "Wait, you don't talk, I feel like I'm going to be shot through the back by some narrow-minded man. Oh, Erin, I know love blinds people, but I believe that a smart lady like you will be very happy." Quickly open your eyes to see someone's true sexuality, don't you?"

"Actually, it was my father who stared at you." Irene turned her gaze back to the information, "And the smart lady you mentioned, including Miss Potts?"

Tony couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth after thinking about it. Was he being bullied by this family?But he wasn't alone either, "Jarvis, say something?"

The smart butler's elegant British speaker sounded: "Sir, I'm afraid I have to agree with Ms. Ai's statement."

Sherlock's mood turned cloudy, he sneered, needless to say, the irony was obvious.

As for Ai Ye who stamped Tony with a 'rogue' and opened the door to a new world for Tony, he gave a thumbs up to Jarvis without hesitation, then turned his head and asked Irene: "Lin Lin, have you finished your research? Can Jarvis borrow papa to use? Papa has a PK date today, I must beat him to death first, and then let Jarvis hack his equipment completely, Let him get on his knees and sing conquest, wah-kah--"

Tony, who thought Ai Ye was going to fight swords: "...Mr. Ai, do you know? You remind me of one of my teammates."

Ai Ye: "?"

After a quick look at the Avengers series of comics provided by Aiye, Sherlock of the series of films, deadpan explanation: "I think the teammate mentioned by Mr. Stark from afar is Thor, a goldfish. In other words , he’s calling you stupid.” After speaking, he twitched the corner of his mouth at Tony, “You’re welcome.”

Tony: "..." As long as you know about this kind of thing, why do you say it?

Ai Ye looked at Sherlock from the left and Tony from the right. With a stalk in his neck, he said righteously: "There is one thing I wanted to say from the beginning, Xia Malian, don't think that you are the only Sherlock Holmes, Nini's body has also acted In Sherlock Holmes in the Victorian era, the love affair with Watson made the owner of the original copyright unable to stand it. Yes, that’s right, Xia Malian is your ancestor, no, your body is Conan Dow Sherlock Holmes in "The Detective Cases of Sherlock Holmes" written by Dole, what are you so proud of, you, you are just an adapted character! Also, Iron Woman is named Natasha Stark, and she is married to Captain America married!"

When Ai Ye, who really knew too much, said these words, he swept away the surrounding area.

Sherlock: "..."

Tony: "..."

Irene had automatically blocked them when they started bickering, and now she is in the state of "keep her ears off the window and only read sage books", so she has never heard such a sensational speech from Ai Ye remarks.

Also, before Ai Ye finished his words, he said in his own echo that after Iron Woman and Captain America got married, he said very sadly: "What's wrong with Wang Dahammer's IQ not going online! He was stabbed in the kidney by his brother Loki." What's wrong! Believe it or not, once his Meow Meow Hammer comes out, you won't even be able to get it off the wall—"

There was a "click" outside the scene, oh, don't doubt it, it's the sound of thunder, who can make such a cool appearance, but the god of thunder!

Tony, who was given a new nickname by Amway, touched his chin: "It seems that Murphy's Law is applicable to two different parallel universes, I understand."

Ai Ye, who was still indignant a moment ago, immediately smiled: "Now I'm not afraid that Jarvis will have no place to charge."

Tony: "..." Lover is really Jarvis's true fan.

Jarvis thanked very politely: "Thank you for your concern, Mr. Ai."

Sherlock wanted to say something, but was stared at by Irene who was woken up by the thunder and reminded by Jarvis. He flattened his mouth and directly piled himself on the sofa. He is not interested in the legendary gods.

So how did Thor, the god of thunder, come to the parallel universe?Or is it that the Meow Hammer has evolved to the point where in addition to being able to flash, it can also trace the whereabouts of teammates?This is really a question worth exploring.