It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

This lobster spirit, bah, is Iron Man wearing a steel suit, named Tony Stark, genius, playboy, billionaire (in no particular order), before triggering the shuttle to climb out of the well For a moment, the Avengers were dealing with an alien from an unknown planet. Obviously, the alien was subdued by them. When Tony proposed to have a drink, he took a step forward and... empty.

Tony's first thought at the time was that he had already said that there was a problem with the way aliens came to Earth, and it sure as hell.

Tony originally thought he would go to the alien's lair, but when he climbed out of the well, he saw a scene of singing birds and flowers. At first glance, it looked like a manor, but in fact, it was a manor.

"Jarvis, where am I?"

"Sir, I'm locating the Stark satellite." The smart butler Jarvis said in a calm tone.

While Jarvis was locating the Stark satellite, Tony surveyed the terrain first, and when he turned his head, he saw an Asian woman with long black hair in a white dress who appeared at some point. Tony took half a step back, After cursing "holycrap", he immediately entered a state of alert!As for why the girl in front of him seems to be completely different species from the alien who wanders around and looks so arbitrary, Tony fully understands that beauty is a woman's nature, and alien women are no exception!

At this moment, Jarvis spoke calmly again: "Sir, may I ask why you entered the combat state?"

Tony: "...Is there something wrong with the scanning system?"

"Sorry, sir, there is no living creature in front of you," Jarvis added after a pause, "Maybe I should give you a brain check to avoid the possibility of concussion." Jarvis really said nothing Go ahead, give Tony an MRI, and conclude in a split second, "There are no signs of brain abnormalities."

"Wwhat, Jarvis, this is not funny at all." Tony would not suspect that there was something wrong with his eyes. He took off the mask and looked at the Asian woman not far away from him again, right here It's time for the other party to speak, Tony...doesn't understand.

"Jarvis, translator."

"Sir, the other party is speaking in Japanese, and she is asking... why did you break into the house." Before the translation, Jarvis had a subtle pause, and Tony's intuition told him that what the other party said must not be so euphemistic, but he I don't mind, but, "You don't seem to worry about me, your master, encountering accidents on this alien planet, Jarvis?"

Jarvis replied slowly: "Sir, this is exactly what I want to tell you. I think we may have come to a parallel universe. Furthermore, we are still on the earth."

"Thank you for telling me so honestly, Jarvis." Knowing that he was still on the earth, Tony immediately returned to his original freehand attitude, showing a rippling smile at the Asian lady, "This is a beautiful misunderstanding, ma'am .”

Jarvis dutifully translated.

Then, he turned his head and... disappeared, disappeared!

Tony: "...! Jarvis, have you seen it? Oh, I know you can't see it. What's going on? If it's a holographic projection, you should be able to 'see' it too. Don't tell me her It does not emit heat itself. Wait, is there a divergence between the evolution direction of this parallel earth and our earth at a certain node?"

The smart housekeeper replied: "Insufficient information, unable to answer."

Tony rolled his eyes, and at this moment a bird flew by in the sky, wrong, it was Ai Ye who passed by with his sword, and then stopped suddenly and landed, in Tony's shocked and shocked expression, he looked like a fan Leaning in front of Tony: "Iron Man? Nini? Tall, rich and handsome Tony Stark? So, can you help me find Batman for an autograph? Batman is my natal male god!"

Ai Ye speaks Chinese, and Jarvis is still loading the Chinese language pack, which will take a long time, but Ai Ye looks familiar to Tony, this is definitely his fan, "You want my signature is Right? No problem, where do you want to sign? If you want to sign on your arm, I have no problem at all." I didn't expect that he also developed fans in the parallel universe, wait, so there is also steel in this parallel universe man?

Ai Ye could understand English, and he became noble and glamorous the next moment. His flying sword followed the master's will and poked in front of Tony. The sharp edge on the flying sword was so bright that it could blind Tony's big caramel eyes. Jian was still ready to let his blood splatter three feet.This must be black powder!

It is not without reason that Ai Ye is so blunt. He raised his chin, looked at Tony's face, and said two words sonorously: "Rogue!"

Besides, the Asian woman in a white dress and long black hair that Tony met at the beginning is Sadako who lives in Ai's house.

At the beginning, Irene got the videotape of Sadako, who is very famous in the horror world, by chance. While watching it, Sadako crawled out of the TV. Irene, who has been dealing with ghosts and even ghosts for many years, was very calm. She Even when Sadako was stuck in the middle of the TV at a loss, he extended a helping hand, helped Sadako get out of the TV, and treated people nicely.

Irene, who was unconsciously teasing girls without knowing it, had already eaten the Japanese food made by Sadako when Ai Ye called back half an hour later, even though she traveled through time and space while eating Japanese food, went to The parallel universe where Sherlock is located, but this does not prevent Sadako from staying in Ai's house, and also brought her belongings (the well) over, and made a selfless contribution as a passage through time and space .

Sadako is usually very quiet, with the meaning of living alone and making peace with the situation, but this time, who made Tony crawl out of Sadako's well?Sadako had restrained herself a lot before letting Tony see her lethality.

And Sadako turned around and disappeared to find Irene. Irene was still thinking about the two-way shuttle, and this was confirmed. Riati said "you can chat whatever you want" and went to meet the new guests.

During this gap, Jarvis finally loaded the Mandarin language pack—maybe when he is free, he will load other language packs from my Greater China family, such as dialect language packs, minority language packs, etc.— —The first translation was the word "rogue", which Tony parroted to Jarvis.

After a moment of silence, Jarvis gave a powerful explanation: "Sir, there is a saying in Chinese called 'love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism', I wonder if this sentence has helped you?"

Tony: "..." This must be completely absent!And can the sword move away from his face?Disfigurement or something is completely unacceptable to him!

When Ai Ye heard Jarvis speak, his attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn, and he returned to the original fanboy state, and called out tentatively: "Jarvis, sir?"

— Well, Jarvis, you still have to load Netspeak.

Tony didn't want to recognize the fact that Jarvis seemed to be more popular than him-didn't you see that the sword was moved away-he looked up and saw Sadako who suddenly appeared again, and was taken aback again: " wth!"

Seeing that it was Sadako, Ai Ye greeted her, and then said in a tone like microwaved boiled water: "You are right, Sadako is a ghost."

Jarvis faithfully translated this sentence to Tony, Tony: "...Actually, I am a materialist."

Irene took a step behind to follow, and Ai Ye immediately went into a state of alert when he saw Irene, stopped his precious daughter, and persuaded her heartbrokenly: "Linlin, don't go over there, it has the legendary 'staring at someone who is pregnant' Ultimate Tony Stark!"

Tony, who had heard Jarvis translate: "...Jarvis, what should I say at this time?"

The almighty smart housekeeper has also loaded the internet language. He was very considerate and taught his master, and Tony followed suit: "Your biology was taught by your geography teacher." Not to mention, Tony learned like decent.

Ai Ye looked terrified: "The lobster has become a spirit, don't you know that it is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China? No, there is a pleated monster in my family who has become a spirit."

Irene helplessly called Ai Ye: "Daddy!"

Ai Ye: "... Papa just talk, just talk. So Linlin, you and Sadako go play together, there is papa here, see if I don't beat this lobster spirit back to its original form!"

"Actually, I know Mr. Stark. He ranks first on mit's list of virtual famous alumni." Irene has confirmed that the alien who came to her house is indeed Tony Stark. He retracted his gaze, turned his head and said to Ai Ye who wanted to "catch the demon".

"Mit? Oh, you said the Massachusetts Institute of Technology." Ai Ye said bitterly, he didn't want to recall the difficult years when his precious daughter went abroad to study, but Irene said so, he also became Tony Passers-by are fans, yes, his position is so unsteady, "Is there any association between your Avengers and the Justice League where Batman is? I want Batman's signature, or Jarvis's signature." Like Jia A smart housekeeper like Weiss is the "dream lover" of an otaku. With Jarvis, my baby girl no longer has to worry about my game being unable to pass the level, wow.

Tony: "..." Damn it, the amount of information is huge!

And Jarvis said politely: "Sir, should I say 'my pleasure'?"

Tony's tone couldn't help becoming sour: "What's the matter with you, I should say my honor, since you were created by me, Jarvis, you have to figure out the cause and effect relationship. Well, let's not talk about these messes now It's time to do something, and now it's about the peace of two parallel universes, so—" He walked out of the steel suit, gray suit, coquettishly tied a wine red tie, and stretched out his hand as he walked towards Irene , "I think we need to get to know each other well."

This style is coming, but unfortunately——

"Sure enough, I'm wearing height increasing shoes!"

Tony: "..." Can we still establish friendly diplomatic relations?

——Well, Irene is planning to notify her boyfriend to come over.