[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

At the critical moment, I am very grateful for my wit and the "magnanimity" of Uchiha Madara's ancestor. He said that he didn't want to care about a stupid monster.In fact, he can't care about anything with his current appearance of the candle in the wind, so he chose to carry the high cold to the end.And I used all kinds of desserts and yogurt to stop Mr. Cat's mouth. If he doesn't mention his name anymore, I can provide him with these tributes every day, otherwise he won't!

And while I was comforting the two Zebras, there was another non-stop thing who was about to take his own shit for supper and heat it in the microwave. I was so quick to react, and caught the fly penguin in one go.He also protested to me angrily, because his voice is quite similar to Natsume, which caused Mr. Cat to think that Natsume had changed. However, when he learned that this guy likes to eat Xiang, Mr. Cat fiercely Sprayed.

Similar to - my Natsume can't eat poop, okay!

Cat teacher, you are really enough, no one said Natsume this!You misunderstood yourself!

I am one head and two big, and Uchiha Madara is fed up with these mentally retarded entanglements, he said he would go to wash and sleep.I'm worried that the old ancestor's feet slipped while taking a bath, and then he couldn't get up or something, although Hokage might be peaceful for a while?I have a non-slip mat in the bathroom that has never worked before.I originally arranged Uchiha Madara's room on the first floor, which prevented him from climbing up and down the stairs, but he had to sleep on the third floor.

He would rather climb a few more floors than mix with us. I couldn't screw him, so I had to clean up the room on the third floor next to the stairs for him.After Uchiha Madara went upstairs, I looked seriously at Mr. Cat and Bessib who were sizing each other up. Mr. Cat had been hypnotizing himself. The voice of this guy was not like Natsume, and Mr. Bessib had been hugging himself The late-night snack, the appearance of vowing not to give up without heating.

The corner of my mouth twitched with a smile and said, "Besib, why don't you eat it with cold salad?" My lower limit was also wiped out.

Teacher Mao said: "Is that kind of thing still cold? Meow! No matter how you look at it, you can't eat it! Let it get out! How could it be possible for him to contaminate the kitchen with all kinds of feces! Otherwise, I will kill him!"

Me: "...Calm down, Mr. Cat, there's yogurt on your mouth."

Teacher Cat immediately stretched out his paws and tongue to make faces, Bessip stared at me viciously, and Uchiha Madara would not help me hypnotize him, so he had to figure out a way by himself.I framed Bessip again with a bubble, and he circled inside angrily, almost taking out his supper and smashing the barrier.

"Is it okay not to eat this thing?"

"Asshole stupid woman! Can I tell you not to eat!"

"...I can't eat your food, but you can still eat our coffee and curry rice. Promise me, don't eat Xiang in front of us, you can eat it secretly by yourself."

"Is what I eat bothering you! Idiots, idiots, idiots!"

"If you can't tell, then don't! Otherwise, you will be killed!" These words come from Mr. Mao.

With a sound of duang~, Mr. Cat changed back to his original body. A huge monster lay across the living room. It stared at Besib, stretched out its sharp claws, and bared its teeth.The soft and fluffy fur is on par with Sesshomaru's, and the fox-like appearance makes it look handsome and murderous at the moment, not fat and stupid at all.

Bessib was silent for a few seconds, and was cowardly. Of course, maybe he was still thinking about something in his heart.But let him know that Teacher Mao is not a real fat cat who is easy to bully, so I can hand over the care of Besib to it.

In order to appease this awkward noble fly penguin, I bought a lot of coffee online, even if he soaked himself in the coffee, it didn't matter.

Obviously nothing major happened, but this night I was so tired that I fell asleep as soon as I went to bed.

I got up late the next day, washed up in a hurry, picked up my schoolbag and ran out the door. After successfully squeezing into the bus, I sat by the window.Did I come to school so easily?Wait, I didn't make them breakfast, so who does?Will Uchiha Madara prepare breakfast?Will Teacher Cat prepare?Bessib... This guy must not prepare breakfast!

I couldn't help thinking of some terrible pictures in my mind, I got out of the car with a livid face, and I stopped in my tracks looking at the bustling school gate.I always feel that I can't just go to school so easily.After struggling again and again, I turned around and ran, and got on the bus again.I quickly took out my mobile phone and asked the class teacher for a morning off. I should settle down at home before going, otherwise I really can't feel at ease!There is no one reliable at home!

I thought everything would be in time, and I thought that everyone would sleep until the sun was shining like the author had a holiday, but that's not the case!One person, one fly and one monster are all up!I came home panting and watched Basib take charge of today's breakfast. When he saw me coming back, he showed me a confident smile.

Bessib: "Why are you back? Do you want to have breakfast? Come, I still have it here."

I:"……"

Bessib: "Look at your expression, is it that scary? My breakfast is very nutritious and healthy!"

With a sense of pride that you can't believe it, Bessip pointed to the mosaic in Mr. Cat's bowl, and then pointed to the rotten mosaic in horrible color in front of Madara Uchiha.I also seemed to see the mysterious stench circling up in the rice bowl, and the two characters named Madara had dark faces and said nothing.

"Look, look! Is it full of color, fragrance, and taste! A plate of sticky food is suitable for the elderly, and you can still drink it if you can't bite your teeth! Look at this stupid cat! It's hard and fresh, very authentic! I ran out early in the morning to find it!" Bessib said happily as he spun around in circles, his eyes shining brightly.

Uchiha Madara has lived for so many years, this is the first time someone directly invites him to eat Xiang.If he is 20 years younger, I am really afraid that there will be no scum left in Bessib.In the end, Teacher Mao couldn't bear it anymore and smashed the shit in his bowl onto Bessib's face. Seeing that the two were about to fight with shit for [-] rounds, I immediately surrounded them with bubbles.

Cold sweat slid down my forehead, I carefully put down my schoolbag, put on a mask and cleaning gloves, and took Besib's love breakfast away, and Besib in the bubble lost his temper and cursed again.I looked over with a ferocious look, Bessip shut up, I think if I go on like this, I will become the Great Demon King of Mustard Bian, a successful man who combines ghosts, beasts and violence.

After cleaning up these mosaics painstakingly, after dumping the trash can on the street, I turned around and saw a cheerful guy in sportswear and a scarf around his neck smiling at me, if it wasn’t for him holding two A sharp knife will look much purer.

"Yoshi! You're Julie! I'm sending Kami Yato! This guy is Yukine! Oh, he came over suddenly when I held him in my hand!"

The voice fell, and the prompt sounded belatedly.

[Characters: Yato, Yukine Keywords: five yen cheap artifacts of gods and child labor, sweaty hands, unscrupulous boss, handsome for only three seconds, indistinguishable from street bums, always spending money indiscriminately Buy strange things of faith, can't save money, loli control, good at playing cheap and selling cute, Yan Yi Xiao Gongju]

I watched in a daze as Yato threw the knives in his hand into the sky, and the two knives flickered and turned into a handsome boy with honey-colored hair and landed in front of me. Like, this is the artifact Xueyin.After reacting, I threw away the shovel and broom in my hand and threw myself directly in front of Yato, holding his hands excitedly.

"I'm your lovely landlord, Julie! I'll give you five yen, just beg you to be a qualified nanny! Take care of all the children in my room!"

"Ahhhhh! I pick me up! I will be an omnipotent nanny! Whether it's taking the child to change diapers or washing the old man's back! I have a business, Xueyin! I have a business when I first came to this world He also gave us room and board for free! What a nice guy! He’s a good boy like Hiyori! You don’t dislike my sweaty hands, just hold my hand like that!"

Yato, whose eyes flashed the same as mine, held my hand back in a moment of emotion. It was only when he talked about sweaty hands that I realized that the sweat seeping out of this guy's palm had already made my hands drenched.Hey, are your hands faucets!

Xueyin first thanked me for taking me in, and then knocked a chestnut on Yetou's head, and taught: "Let go of Julie's hand, don't you see that she is helpless, your sweaty hands have already made her Take a shower."

"Hey! Where is it! I haven't felt enough yet!"

I looked at my wet hands, how sweaty this guy's hands were. Suddenly, a fat black shadow flew towards the door, and I saw Teacher Mao shouting towards me.

"I heard Natsume's voice! Meow!! Is that kid over here!"

Although he was still giggling and flirting with Xueyin, Yato grabbed the cat teacher who was running towards me, his dark blue eyes looked at the fat cat in his hand, and asked me: "Do you have a cat?" Already?"

"Idiot! Let go of me, my lord!!"

Unlike when he treated me, Mr. Cat directly showed his paws to add a few strokes to Yato's face.Then it jumped into my arms smoothly, licked its paws and hummed: "So it's an idiot, I thought it was that kid Natsume, why does his voice sound a bit like that."

Holding this fat cat, I sighed silently in my heart, because they are all voice actors, if Luo comes again, it will be really fun.

Yato rubbed his face and stared at Mr. Mao. Based on my understanding of this five-element god, he is still reliable in doing things, although he seems unreliable in person.Although the one here is not a good wife and mother like Shinpachi, but with him, I guess I can go to class with peace of mind.

"Yato." I called.

"Yes! What does Julie want to explain~~"

"There are no soul monsters that need to be killed in my world, so you can live in peace. Also, you need to take care of these tenants in my house. Come in with me first, and I will take care of you. Say it."

"Okay, okay~" Picking up the cleaning tool on the ground, Yato followed, dragging Yukine.

I gave Yato a good introduction to these three special tenants. Mr. Mao probably didn't need to worry the least, as long as he had enough to eat.Uchiha Madara is a scary old man with a glass heart, he must be treated with care, just like blue and white porcelain, and the other Bessib is a fly, we must prevent him from bringing feces and urine on the side of the road home, and Never let besib cook.

Ye Dou pouted: "...Why is it not normal."

Xueyin: "We're not normal either, just work hard."

I looked at the little boy Xueyin with emotion, "You are really sensible! If Yeto is stupid, I can still count on you!"

Yetou: "Hey! He's my follower! I won't be stupid! This kid Xueyin was trained by me!"

Xueyin blushed at me first, nodded and said that she would try her best to manage these people, and then raised her eyebrows when facing Yato and said: "Stop rambling you useless boss, Julie provided Free board and lodging, and money back, so you can work honestly.”

Now it seems that I can rest assured. When I was relieved, I heard a bang from the toilet. We looked over there at the same time and saw Madara Uchiha who came out of the toilet and fell to the ground.Ahhh!Appeared!My biggest worry!How did the anti-skid mat fall down?

Me: "...you, you, are you okay!!"

Yato beside him quickly ran over to help Uchiha Madara, and I also ran over quickly, and then I heard another click, and my face changed.

Yato: "Did you hear a click just now?"

Xueyin: "I heard it, it seems to come from this old man."

Uchiha Madara said deeply: "..."

Yato screamed: "It must have flashed to the waist!"

I was about to get dizzy, so I said anxiously, "Anyway, let's go to the hospital first!"

Xueyin: "I think you can buy a multifunctional crutch for grandpa."

I imagined the appearance of Uchiha Madara using a multifunctional crutch. The picture is too scary, but I can really buy one for him. If you are tired from walking, you can just sit down on the round stool that comes with the crutch. Is it super convenient... …