[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

[Character: Madara Keyword: big monster disguised as a beckoning cat, cat teacher, bodyguard, cat-shaped fat, short legs, addicted to alcohol and delicious, arrogant and funny, honest in mouth, powerful and beautiful, cute Killer, @kakashi]

With the sound of the notification sound, I looked behind and saw a big fat cat lying on the sofa.The pair of curved half-moon cat eyes reflected my appearance, a few short beards trembled on its big face, and there were two-color mottled yellow and brown from the top of the head to the back. Little Bell, with short limbs and short legs tucked under the body, and the tail is like a dumpling.

If it wasn't for the fear of being scratched, I would have rushed over to tease Mr. Mao frantically at this time!Moe is bleeding, okay?

"Little human girl, are you Julie?" The expression on Mr. Cat's smiling face is definitely not gentle. The cat's face is shown with unexpected comic effect.

Should I cooperate with the state of fear or continue to look at it with a cute face, even if it is set to be a big monster, but the appearance of this beckoning cat is not scary at all.Humans, after all, are visual animals.

"If you don't answer, I'll eat you! Meow!"

"Yes yes yes, I'm Julie, your landlord, your three-dimensional shit-shoveling officer!"

"Hmph, even more stupid than that kid Natsume."

"Natsume is super handsome and gentle!"

Teacher Cat suddenly stood upright, stretched out his left paw and pointed at me a few times: "Little girl who only knows how to look at the surface, my lord is hungry now, serve me all the delicious food and drink, or I will eat you !"

I was in a dilemma: "But I don't have cat food at home now, why don't I go buy some tomorrow?"

Teacher Cat jumped up and patted my forehead with his paw, "Are you stupid! I'm not a real cat! Hurry up!"

The sharp claws didn't stretch out to scratch me, but the soft pads poked a mark on my forehead, the touch was really comfortable!Trembling, I still want to be slapped by that meat pad a few more times, but now that it looks so hairy, I still ran to the refrigerator to find food.A large bowl of heated meals, a box of yogurt, and small dried fish were offered devoutly.

Teacher Mao snorted, buried his face and ate it. After a few seconds, he let go of his stomach and ate it with a happy face.Sitting on the floor, holding my chin and watching it kill the small hills of food, I giggled, it glanced at me, then moved the plate aside, and ate with its back facing me.

"There is no white wine at home, only fruit wine, do you want to drink?"

"Bring it!"

"Mr. Cat, can you give me a hug?"

"Hmph, what a shameless little girl, no."

"Thank you!"

"I said no, hey! You stupid human girl who is bold and reckless! Believe it or not, I ate you! Don't scratch my belly! Don't meow! Yaya~~~~~~~~~"

After teasing Mr. Cat for an hour to my heart's content, I made a small nest for him out of a cardboard box, and he hated it very much.In fact, it can sleep anywhere it likes, preferably on my bed!It must be very comfortable to sleep with it!It's a pity that seeing through my intention, it still chose the small nest I made.

The next day I woke up early, and Mr. Cat actually fell asleep next to my pillow. The big one rolled its belly, and I poked it viciously.As a sensitive fat cat, it woke up when I poked it, jumped up and slapped my face with a meat pad.Early in the morning, I went to the kitchen to make breakfast with my meat pad on my shoulders. After a quick meal, I took my bag and went to school.

"Wait a minute, Julie!" Teacher Cat stopped me with a ham in his mouth.

"Don't worry, I'm going to school. Your lunch and dinner are ready. I'll be back after nine o'clock in the evening. The spare mobile phone at home is on the coffee table. Call me if you need anything."

"Then go away."

I shook my head helplessly and went to catch the car.The whole day at school is fine, the wind is calm, and the evening self-study

In the first quarter, I ran to the toilet, so I harvested the first tenant in the women's toilet-Besib.Let my shaded blond eat hunks who fly flies.

When I saw Besib trying to do something with the squatting toilet, my image of the handsome blonde was destroyed again.Before any other female students came to the toilet, I grabbed the big man by the arm and dragged him out of the toilet. If this guy maintains the image of a penguin, at least he can pretend to be a puppet. Such a handsome foreign guy What if you want to eat poop! !

"Let go! Human beings, I tell you to let go, do you hear that, you will not end well if you piss me off!"

"Shall I let go so that you can eat Xiang!" I yelled frantically, and quickly took him to the corner of the corridor where there were few people.

"Hmph, it's been a long time. Although you seem to have grown a lot, can you resist my attack just like this?" Besib approached me with a height advantage and asked provocatively.

I looked at him with dead fish eyes, and gave him a bubble with my hands, and then he couldn't pretend anymore. He was surprised to find that he couldn't do anything in the bubble.I think my bubble was burst when Ryunosuke poked it, but now it has become a diamond barrier that can trap dangerous elements.

"...Let me out, you stupid woman!"

"Change back to the penguin, you are too eye-catching at school like this, I will go back after school and take you home later."

"Who is going to your house! You selfish, stupid, arrogant, ignorant woman! A fool with big breasts and no brains will never get married! Just like that stupid woman in Sakuma, let's die alone! Why do you look down on me? The noble taste!! Use words like coprophagia to insult me ​​again, and I will definitely turn you into livestock! Mustard is also an idiot! They are all idiots!" A handsome blond guy who has no aristocratic image began to yell when he got excited.

Hey, coprophagia or something is called by the Great Demon King Akabe, it has nothing to do with me!So why did I think he was cold and elegant at the beginning!It is simply self-destructive image MAX!From the moment Chi Xiang was born, he was doomed to have no image.

Later, Bessip finally turned into a penguin, and they can switch freely here. After he quieted down and didn't speak, his aristocratic temperament came out again.Of course, what quiets him down is the shit in the school garden.I didn't want to say anything anymore. When I said that there might be food over there, he was very happy. After he went there, he took out the fresh-keeping box and put the feces in it, saying that he would go back and heat it.

I wouldn't let it heat up shit in my home microwave!It will not be used in the future!Wait, is it possible that after I brought this guy back to my house, we ate at the table and he sat next to him eating shit gracefully?

"..." I looked at the satisfied Besib next to me, but his voice actors were still Luo, Natsume, Captain, and Yato.In the future, they will all think about what to do if they eat shit.

"I can't see that you are quite good at coaxing people." Bessib said with a relaxed expression.

"Bessib, does shit taste good?" I asked with a look of hopelessness.

"Of course, this is a supreme delicacy, you don't understand it at all."

I silently covered my face.

After school at night, I rushed out of the school gate with Bessip in my arms. When I thought of the guy I was holding had a bowl of shit hidden in it, I didn't know what to say!When I was running on the road, I suddenly heard a sharp screeching sound of brakes on the street. I looked around and saw an old man who looked familiar, standing in the middle of the road, and the car that stopped suddenly was slanted. One meter in front of him.

Wearing a long gown, skinny, with long white hair, and a few locks of hair defying gravity in various ways, similar to Sasuke's long-haired version.

[Character: Uchiha Madara Keyword: Please respect an old man who has worked hard for his career all his life, there is applause here, thank you, PS, he didn't want to touch porcelain. 】

Hello!It's really an old ancestor!And why is his prompt so different!

As long as there is an elderly person on the road in the social news now, many people will think it is a case of touching porcelain!When the owner of the car came down to scold people, I ran over at a brisk pace, grabbed the skinny hand and shouted at the car: "I'm sorry! My grandpa has dementia! I'll take him back right away!"

Don't make it into the news!please!300 yuan for you!

Not to mention that I really dragged this old ancestor away with such a tug, and the owner of the car didn't even have time to come down and arrest him.I held Besib in one hand, and ran away with an old rabbit in the other.When I stopped, I realized that this old man who had lost the vitality provided by the golem of the heretics seemed to be dying, but he didn't show the slightest sign of weakness, but his complexion was extremely bad.

I really didn't expect that after the two brothers left, such a heavyweight boss would be ushered in. It looks like it's going to hit the street at any time with this shattered candle!By the way, if I kill Uchiha Madara with a stick here, the world over there will be peaceful?But Kaguya Hime may still come.

No, no, I can't do things like beating old people to death with sticks!Even if the opponent is a BOSS.

"I advise you to give up some stupid thoughts." Uchiha Madara's hoarse voice sounded like the sound of a dilapidated bellows.

I was serious: "No, I'm thinking about how to support the elderly. Do you have pension insurance?"

Uchiha Madara glanced at me, and said deeply: "As long as you don't disturb me, I won't have anything to do with you."

The age spots that still insist on the drama style are awe-inspiring, but the real problems on my side are also very urgent!I said seriously, "No, no, no, you are old now, and you still need to be careful. If you slip your waist or fall, this is an unbearable burden in my life."

Uchiha Madara looked at me like he was mentally retarded, but now his body is indeed as fragile as porcelain. There is also a cat-like uncle Madara at home. Are people named Madara all uncles?

"Hurry up and take this old man back, okay, I want to eat supper!" Bessib who was still in my arms finally protested dissatisfied, but what's the matter with that old man's title!

Uchiha Madara really looked at the Besib in my hand and sneered.

I was afraid: "Yes, I'm sorry! Grandpa Madara!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

After this little episode passed, I arrived home without any risk. As soon as I got home, I saw Mr. Mao lying on the sofa and eating pudding like an uncle.It jumped over when it saw me holding Bessib and the old rabbit.Tired of heart, I introduced one person, one monster and one fly to each other.

Teacher Cat frowned: "This old thing is also called Madara? Is this a bad street name! Hey, old thing, change your name!"

Uchiha Madara: "Hehe."

help!Can playing Yaoyao zero save me!