[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Yier fans gave up on letting me master Hisoka's skills. He said that as long as I can run fast, at least I won't be beaten to death by my enemies.Anyway, Hisoka's face has been lost by me, and I don't care what I look like in the eyes of Il fans.

Yiermi took me out of the forest very efficiently and came to the nearest town around. He first bought me a map for me to look at myself.Then, before I finished studying the map, he dragged me to withdraw money. I thought Ill fans would take some money from Hisoka himself, but I didn’t expect him to be a gentleman and didn’t take any money. He just told me My password, and by the way, taught me how to withdraw money.That's right, it's the young master anyway, how could he steal Hisoka's money so cheaply.

This is a universal currency that works everywhere, and the hunter's license is a bit like a student ID card in some respects, but it is much more useful than that. Having this is more useful than having an ID card.Il fans told me that the hunter's license should be kept safe, because it can be said to be a trump card that you can cheat for food, drink, tourist spots and hotels.I nodded hastily, wishing I could sew the hunter's license on my underwear.

Hisoka's current attire doesn't fit my aesthetics at all, and the Yier fan actually took me directly to the biggest shopping mall in the city very understandingly.Recalling Zhou Mu's usual private dress in my mind, I tried on the clothes according to that feeling. Hisoka's figure is really a hanger, and he looks decent in everything. After all, he can wear even a clown suit. Other clothes are also almost manageable.

Simple Martin boots, jeans with a hooded jacket and shirt, and I asked the clerk for a simple hair clip to turn up one side of the bangs to fix it, only a little slipped down, and then I walked out of the dressing room to the front desk to look in the mirror.I seemed to hear the female shop assistant whispering, seemingly discussing whether Hisoka was a model or something.

I looked left and right and tried on the jacket and baseball shirt and trench coat and wow!Why is Hisoka so handsome!I'm going to be fascinated!

Julie hold back!You're using Hisoka's body right now, you can't touch the mirror like a psycho, what if someone thinks I'm not out of my mind!Suppressing the vanity in my heart, I happily walked up to Yiermi to scratch my head, put my hand in my pocket, and said coolly: "How about it! Are you handsome! Are you going to be fascinated by me?"

Il fans: "..."

Me: "Isn't it good-looking?" I turned to the waitress aside in doubt, and the girl blushed immediately and looked away.It is estimated that men and women have different aesthetics?No, the boy Zhou Mu usually wears also thinks it's pretty good.

Il fans: "Very novel."

Me: "Where is the novelty, the previous outfits of you and Hisoka are the avant-garde of fashion."

Yier fan: "You let me see many sides of Hisoka."

Sorry please forget, that's not Hisoka!

Il fans told me some basic common sense about life, since I don't know when I can go back, I follow him like a little tail at the moment.I will leave when he leaves, and I will stop when he stops, but he can't take me with him all the time because he is very busy, and he certainly can't arrange for me to go to his house, there is no reason.

The person in front of me stopped suddenly, and I bumped into him unexpectedly, hitting the back of his head with my head, and the faint fragrance of shampoo lingered from the tip of my nose.What brand of shampoo does this young master use? It's unbelievably smooth.

"Do you have anything else?"

The black-haired young man looked at me straight and asked, yeah?Did he tell me when to part ways?I looked blank: "Well, we two, are we going to say goodbye?"

Inorganic black eyes stared at me for a while, Yi Ermi nodded, yes, I thought about not being able to follow him all the time.I can't cause trouble for others. With this in mind, I smiled brightly: "Well, let's say goodbye here! Thank you for helping me so much. Next time you come to my house to play, I will treat you well! "

At first it was because of Qi Ya, so I thought Il fans were scary, but now I feel better when I get in touch with it, and it’s not that scary, maybe it’s because I haven’t been in contact for too long?But anyway, they helped me when I needed help and didn't leave me in the forest.

Looking at my crappy smiling face, Yi Ermi took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and looked at his ambiguous behavior, and I had a question mark on my face.

"It's really fresh, let's keep it as a souvenir, and you just keep that stupid expression." Saying so unemotionally, Il fans approached me and pointed the phone at it.

Hello!who is this!The collapsed one doesn't even know Qi Ya!Need a selfie stick!Do you want beauty!And this is to punish Hisoka!Because it's rare to see a gay friend like this in ten thousand years, so you want to leave a photo like an idiot, so that you can laugh at Hisoka in the future?God, this guy is playing tricks quietly.However, I still cooperated. The sunny smile of Hisoka without makeup is actually quite healing, although I don’t know what he thinks.

Yi Erfan looked at the photos in the album, "It's obviously the same shell, but it doesn't feel like the same person at all. I don't know what kind of expression Hisoka saw."

I looked at it with my head on the side: "He will probably be very happy, after all, he can also try to follow the path of a sunny otaku in the future!"

I fantasized about the sunny and cheerful appearance of Yiermi, oh my god, it’s scary, so don’t even think about it.After taking back the mobile phone, Yi Ermi said to me before leaving: "I kindly remind you, Hisoka has a lot of enemies."

Me: "..." Is it too late for me to pay you to be my bodyguard?

Yier fan: "But if you stay here quietly and don't cause trouble, probably no one will come looking for you."

I was a little ignorant, and asked in a low voice: "You, what about you, what are you going to do? I, I invite you to be a bodyguard, can, can I?"

Yiermi didn't answer me, but just looked at me directly, exuding an attitude of: It's none of my business, the price of the uncle is very expensive.Well, I can't afford the sky-high price of Il fans, and he himself said that if I am a quiet and handsome man, I should have no problem.After thinking about it, I said goodbye to him readily!Let's break up!If this continues, I will only become more dependent on Il fans, which is not good!

"Goodbye! Il fans!"

Without hesitation, Yiermi and I said goodbye at the fork in the road.Now that I know how to swipe the card and use the hunter's license, I feel relieved, at least I can survive, but the license is a precious thing, so don't take it out easily.The most urgent task right now is to find a house to live in. While paying attention to the small rental advertisements on the street, I look at the map to recognize the way.

I was super lucky that I found the house I wanted. It was a single apartment with one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The price was negotiated and you could move in. It had utilities, electricity, gas and heating. Although the location was a bit out of the way, it was very quiet and the environment was very good. good.At the height of the fifth floor, you can see greenery everywhere by opening the windows, and you can also have a panoramic view of the mountains in the distance. It is a good place for elderly people to walk their dogs.

Unexpectedly, as a landlord, I will also rent a house this day, ah, I feel sad.

After paying one month's rent, I got the key. The landlord's grandpa explained to me the precautions and the use of electrical appliances.After trying to remember, I went to the supermarket to make a big purchase.Since you want to live in a house, you must stockpile food!

When I went to the supermarket, I experienced the feeling of being a male god. The cashier girl blushed at me, and the movement of scanning the barcode with her hand unconsciously accelerated a little.I went out with a big bag of things, waited patiently for the traffic lights when crossing the road, and stepped on the zebra crossing when the red light changed to green.

A naughty loli ran past me laughing, and behind me came the anxious voices of parents.My eyes chased after the girl with double ponytails, looking at her back, I thought of Xiao Shuo.So when I saw Loli fell down, I couldn't control myself, and I quickly stepped forward to pull her up. I couldn't stay on the zebra crossing, so I smiled and coaxed her: "Don't cry, be good, sister, uncle, take care of me!" You go over there."

Little Lolita's parents came over and thanked me, and little Lolita also blushed and kissed me on the cheek.I think this kiss on the cheek should not be a thank you, but Hisoka's appearance. Otherwise, why didn't anyone take the initiative to offer a kiss when I held the child in the past!

On the way back, I also helped the grandmother pick up coins, stopped the car for the pregnant woman, and helped the fallen young man on crutches.When I arrived at the rented house, I realized that I used Hisoka's body as a GOODBOY.Nature, how could it change because of changing bodies?Will that restless fruit farmer Hisoka take me to the class, or won't even sign up?No……

I just remembered one thing when I was paralyzed on the bed. I didn't seem to ask for the contact information of Il fans. Although he is expensive and may charge money, he is a big backer after all!Calm down, it shouldn't matter, beating the enemy's Hakka is so famous, if you have a landline number, you can contact the housekeeper to find someone, calm down, and maybe I can spend a while in peace and go back through it!

Just when I was thinking this way, there was a sound from the toilet, and I jumped up from the bed in fright.Don't be cowardly!I'm using Hisoka's body!

I calmed down and took the courage to go to the toilet to check the situation. A black thing with a bucket on its head, a tail, wings, and spines jumped into my eyes. This guy filled the toilet and turned around. It looks like it's all difficult, what the hell?

【Character: Toothless BoyKeywords: Nightmare, the legendary nightmare, a black cat with big wings rather than a dragon, playful and playful, retractable teeth, loyal dog, tail that is no better than a dog Poor sauce, rare products, feeding fish can increase favorability, true "dragon proud", good at showing off cute, emperor Yan Yi, touching painting skills]

my God!Toothless!

I even went to the movie theater twice, just to see those cute and stupid dragons!As the beep ended, the little black dragon with the bucket on his head finally dropped the bucket and revealed his face.Those wet eyes, with green kernels, and black oval pupils, looked at me strangely, with their heads turned in one direction.

Is it so pitiful for me to be alone in another world, so the great god sent you, a little angel!Excitedly, I opened my hands and ran over to hug it, but Toothless boy swung my face with his tail, and my nose suffered the second serious injury after A Miao, and my blood was soaring.

When I calmed down, I realized that Toothless Boy's tail was still intact, and his size was smaller. He looked at me with vigilance. This is the little Toothless Boy before he met the hero!With toilet paper plugged in the bleeding nostrils, I excitedly looked at the guy on all fours who was grinning at me, a little fierce.

But what if it's hard to hook up like Pikachu before, I feel a little tired when I think of Master Pi, and I don't like it. Hey, I don't know how that guy is doing when he goes back.

Thinking of the previous notification tone, I immediately rushed out like a whirlwind to the vegetable market to buy a bucket of fish, and then started the captive feeding plan.

"You have everything you like! There are fish, chocolate snacks, rice balls, meatballs, chicken legs, etc. There are so many!" I spread the food in a row in front of it, and then exited by myself.

When A Miao was here before, I didn't settle down, and I always felt that I would hurt her, but now I have settled down, and I don't have the help of Yi Ermi. I really need a tenant to accompany me.No matter who it is, Kamui can do it!Oh forget it, he might pick me up for a fight?

Will Toothless eat it, can I get along well with it, and will there be other new tenants falling?Thinking in a daze, I fell into sleep.

……

I was awakened by a strange smell of saliva mixed with food, accompanied by the wet touch of rough and warm objects licking my cheeks, I opened my eyes quickly, and I saw a close-up The face of the dragon is close at hand.

Noticing that I was awake, Toothless, who stood upright with two legs, grinned and pricked up his ears. He jumped up and down happily on the bed a few times.With a sweep of its tail, it caressed my neck gently, and it pointed its paw to the floor excitedly.Following its gaze, I found that more than half of the food I gave it had been eaten, but a small half was left on the floor.

This is, is it going to be shared with me?

I stared blankly at the part of the food that had been left in a daze. The toothless boy leaned close to my eyelids, blinked his big eyes, folded his wings obediently, and the whole dragon behaved like a pet dog, with its tail still on. Dangling.

My girly heart!ah ah!So cute!Is it so simple to subdue it!God, how easy is this dragon to buy compared to Uncle Wild Skin!Although its nature is indeed quite docile and innocent...

I was so cute, I covered my face with my hands and trembled for a long time, Mr. Pi, when did you become so obedient?

Being so cute, I really ate the leftovers. Of course, I ate the raw fish after heating it.Trying to reach out to Toothless Boy who was sitting on the floor, he moved his head over knowingly, and pressed his palm on its hard and rough skin texture. few times.

The happy Toothless Boy saluted me back with a face full of saliva. I was so relieved that I was smoked. I looked at it with pain, and held its cheeks: "You should brush your teeth, student Long."

Toothless boy: "..." Seems to understand what I said, and put his teeth back into his gums, killing him without showing his teeth.

"Hey! Show it! How do you brush your teeth like this!"

Toothless boy made a protesting sound from his throat, he simply turned his head, pointed his butt towards me, and smacked my face with his tail.Hello!Don't hate brushing your teeth so much!Mouthwash is always okay!How about two fresh mint gums!