[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Although it was said that I wanted to pretend to be Hisoka in front of Il fans, I never expected that there would be a problem with A Miao. When I finished dinner and went to call A Miao, she kindly called out my name, Julie .At that moment, my back shivered, and I looked at Yi Ermi behind me almost instantly. He looked at this side with a blank expression. Although he was also expressionless, I felt that he was thinking !

I forgot to talk to A Miao, so she called out Julie's name, and I went to the dining table and sat down.A Miao expressed surprise when she saw Yiermi's appearance, but Yiermi's eyes fell on the assorted fried rice. He picked up the spoon and ate quietly, without any intention of asking.

Why?Didn't you hear me?

"Julie, who is this lady?" Sitting down at the dining table, A Miao asked with a smile.

Well, if Il fans can't tell that A Miao is calling me this time, then he has something wrong. Besides, A Miao is a boy!Pay attention to the Adam's apple!Don't be fooled by Hei Changzhi and his face!

Yi Ermi looked at A Miao with empty eyeballs, and finally turned to me, and said expressionlessly: "Hisuo, as expected, please explain clearly, and, Miss, I am a man."

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Should it be said that it is Ah Miao, who is not afraid of the other party at all.Faced with the doubts of the paralyzed brother, I tried to pretend to be crazy: "Aha, what to explain~ why can't people understand."

Yi Ermi silently took out the tack, and I immediately waved my hands and shook my head: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll say it! I'll say everything!"

The time for a good dinner became like this. After explaining on a hungry stomach, I looked at Ilmi timidly. Anyway, there is no need to pretend to be Hisoka.

"Swapped bodies with Hisoka and came back instead of him."

"Thousands of words are the key point of this sentence." I found the summary of Yier fans very incisive, so I liked it.

"Oh, then I don't need to accompany you to find the Phantom Troupe. Farewell." Saying this, Yi Ermi, who had already eaten up the fried rice, put down her spoon and stood up gracefully.

I panicked, got up from the chair and tried to grab Yiermi's hand, but in vain, I said emphatically, "Don't leave Yiermi! We need you! Please do it to the end!"

The Il fan paused, "Need me?"

"Yes, A Miao and I can't find the exit of this forest at all. Please take us out of the forest!" I asked brazenly, and I looked at him pitifully. It's actually not difficult!I'm not in a hurry to find the Phantom Troupe, as expected, I should go out of the forest and rent a house to be a house!Anyway, there is A Miao!

Maybe it was too pitiful to see me begging like this. A Miao couldn't stand it, she patted the table and stood up. The boss pointed at Yi Ermi angrily and said: "You and the former owner of this body are friends, anyway, it's still good. His body, so what if you help me. It's not a man for a big man to leave two weak and boneless girls alone! Besides, I just beg you to take us out of the forest, isn't it difficult?"

I didn't expect A Miao to shoot at the young master at all. I was completely shocked. I stared dumbfounded at the fierce A Miao. I decided to calm down after eating this plate of fried rice.

Yi Ermi's face was expressionless: "You misidentified my gender from the beginning, and I don't need you to identify whether I am a man."

A Miao crossed her arms and said contemptuously, "Hmph, I think you are a woman! The things in your crotch are just decorations. As a man, if you can't help women in difficulties, then what kind of man are you?"

Although these words are a bit of gangster logic, I really support A Miao's words!Probably only when it comes to Qi Ya and family issues, the reaction of Yier fans will be relatively large. After being said so, he didn't look very angry, at least he didn't make a move.He was patient and spoke dully.

"So, what do you think is a man?"

what happened!What are you two talking about!Is this what we were talking about before?Could it be that as long as there are characters from Gintama, no matter what the topic is, it will go astray!In the end, Ill fans will take off their pants to prove it!Or if you say evilly, women, do you want to come and verify it yourself? The picture is so beautiful, I can't imagine it.

A Miao thought about it seriously, and said with a smile: "It doesn't have to be very accomplished, but if he can help the old and the weak, women and children, he is open-minded, brave and strong, and I think he is a good man."

After saying this sentence, A Miao disappeared in a swish, and I looked at the empty space stupidly.Yierfan's gaze turned to my face naturally, and A Miao taunted Yiermi after saying something cool and then disappeared.She just left me and went back alone, my God!Although I really don't want to drag her down, and I hope she can go back soon, but can I not go back at this time!

Help!You set the fire, let me put it out!Why are the recent tenants such a scam to the landlord!I'm going to cry……

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I apologize to you on behalf of A Miao! You are a super man! You are very masculine! The outline is resolute! The face line is like a chisel, and Kong Wu's powerful figure! There is no one more manly than you!" On Irmi's black hole-like eyes, I hurriedly said good things with a sad face. At this moment, I felt like I was back when I was facing Ayato and Reito.But when there was silver back then, what do I have now.

Il fans didn't take my compliments to heart at all, but they seemed to have no intention of leaving as soon as possible.

I whispered with an ugly face: "A Miao has gone back. Now, you, you should believe that I didn't lie to you."

"I don't believe you, because Hisoka won't behave like this."

"..." So I never doubted my explanation.

"It also made me see something interesting."

"Uh." Seeing Hisoka's funny and soft face, it's really funny.The relationship between Yiermi and Hisoka is not bad, and they don't kill people outside the mission randomly. It's actually quite reliable to ask him.As for asking for money, I'm a little embarrassed to waste Hisoka's money. After all, it's not mine. It's okay to live a normal life. I really don't have the guts to give tens of millions or hundreds of millions to Il fans.

I don't know which one is more dangerous, the Phantom Brigade or the Beat the Enemy, should they be on par?But because I have been in contact with Kuroro and the knight, did I pin my hopes on them?Forget it, get out of the forest and become an otaku, and don't look for anyone.

"Didn't you ask me anything?"

"Hey?"

"I think you really want to beg me." Yi Ermi sat down on the chair again, resting her chin with her hands, her long black hair was scattered on one side, she looked cold and cold like a stick figure fairy.

"...Are you free?" I asked fearfully.

"Then let me ask you something, my brother, has Qi Ya ever been to your world?"

I was stunned for a few seconds when Yiermi asked this question. In my impression, Chiya was afraid of annoying his elder brother, but Yiermi seemed to treat him pretty well all the time.Although the hunters in the later stage didn't watch it, Il fans are good to Qiya, right? Will it be like Itachi is to Sasuke?

After weighing it again and again, I nodded: "I have been there." But I didn't say that I was at my house recently.

"Is it."

"He'll be back! The tenants are all temporary!"

Yi Ermi raised his eyes and glanced at me like a big black cat, seeing that he really didn't do me any harm, so I got bolder and planned to ask him something about Hisoka.

"Ilmi, do you know where Hisoka's home is?"

"..."

"Don't you know?"

"He has a lot of houses. Although he hasn't lived in them a few times, almost all of them have been renovated."

"Such a rich man!"

"Probably because Hisoka is a person who knows how to live."

"Then where is his nearest apartment!"

"I'm not sure about this. I can let the police investigate. Do you have anything to offset the debt?"

not at all!Although I occupy Hisoka's body, I really can't use his money indiscriminately!I decided to ask in another direction, "Then do you know the password of this bank card of Hisoka?"

"Why do you think I'll know."

Because the two of you are gay friends, my eyes flashed: "Intuitively you will know!"

However, Il fans really know!It's easy to be rich, I want to be a happy otaku!

Il fans: "Don't look for the Phantom Troupe anymore, just take the money and stay in peace."

Me: "Yeah, I'm not looking anymore, I want to be an otaku!"

Yiermi said that children can be taught.

In the process of getting in touch with each other slowly, the eldest young master still had a cold and indifferent look, but he kept talking to me, and he didn't put on the same aloofness as his face.I don't know if he was looking at Hisoka's face or Qi Ya's face, he promised to take me out of the forest tomorrow, and he didn't mention the charge from the beginning to the end.

Great, God still favors me!

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After a good night’s sleep, I got up early the next morning and made a meal. When Irmi woke up, I called him over for breakfast. When I saw me wearing an apron and holding an iron spoon to greet him, Yi Ermi's cat eyes turned into peas eyes.

"...Ah, Julie, that's the name."

"Hmm! Not Hisoka!"

"It feels weird to regard you as the real Hisoka for a moment."

Don't make fun of it like nothing happened!This house was used by Kuroro to hide from Hisoka before. Later, he should have realized that Hisoka was coming, and then ran away with the knights.Before I set off, I cleaned the place briefly, and then Yier fans took me away.

Finding that Yiermi led the way faster and faster, I also started to run, as if there was no burden on my body.

"Hisuo's ability, will you use it?"

"will not!"

After answering so bluntly, a huge monster rushed out from the side of the road, and I screamed with great interest.Looking at my useless appearance, Yi Ermi's face turned petrified for a few seconds, and he pulled my wrist behind him, and he leveled the monster with two or three strokes.However, I didn't expect this monster to live in groups, and several of them appeared at once.

Il fans took the time to tell me how to use simple reading when dealing with it, but I can’t understand it!do not tell me!

"you try."

"..."

Everyone has said so, what can I do!I remember Hisoka's tasteless ability is a transformation skill like chewing gum, and it must be manifested in the end.Confused, I don't know if it's Hisoka's high physical talent or what, but I actually used Ning, and also played the move of stretching love indiscriminately!So I saw my thoughts stick to someone like noodles.

"Uh oh oh!"

"..."

Immersed in the joy of success, I was so excited that I attached this trick to Yi Ermi, and he was pulled back by me, just like fishing!Help!Did I get into trouble!I didn't mean to tease Il fans!Ahh, how should I stop!

He adjusted his posture in mid-air, and was horrified to find that he had masturbated to the wrong target, and he didn't know how to withdraw this ability, so I waved my hands in a panic.Ilmi's arm stuck to me also waved a few times, like a marionette.He threw himself on me with a cold face, but he didn't hold me down. I fell on my back, and he just knelt on top of me.

"Should I say that you are talented?" I complained expressionlessly, Yi Ermi glanced at her arms, her long black hair drooped down and swept across my face, I yawned itchyly, and sprayed Yi Er I'm fascinated.

"I'm sorry! I don't know how to stop! I didn't mean to! I'll wipe your face!" I'm a sinner!Do not kill me!Trembling, I stretched out my hands to wipe the face of the person on my body, hey, hey!How does it feel so good!It can be said that it is blown, bounced, broken skin!I don't think I should eat his tofu.

Yier fans with dead eyes: "Forget it, don't do anything."

At this time, Il fans didn't give me nails all over my face. I'm already very worthy of Hisoka's face.

"I'm sorry!" He covered his face in shame and indignation again and apologized. Could it be that because Qi Ya cheated on me, I cheated on his brother?