[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

After I corrected my younger brother countless times not to call him brother-in-law when he saw a tenant, he finally forgave me. He asked me, what would I call my brother-in-law if I didn’t call him brother-in-law?

Is there only such a title as brother-in-law?How Kindergarten Taught You!Mom and Dad went back and forth in various ways, rather than accepting it, it’s better to say that there is no way to do it. This is an irresistible factor, and they can’t beat these people at all. It’s better to use them to prevent fire and theft to do housework.

I decided to take my younger brother to get to know these people well. I took the dumpling to find the tenant. First, I found Sanji in the kitchen who was helping my mother wash the vegetables.Seeing me leading my younger brother, Sanji, who was peeling radishes, put down his knife. He squatted down with a smile, teased his younger brother, and called, "Brother-in-law~~~"

Sanji, you are so good!

Brother: "Brother-in-law?"

I immediately interrupted the tendency of these two people to discuss in depth, and said solemnly: "Come on, don't call him brother-in-law, call him brother, and call him brother from now on, you know?"

Forced by the majesty of my eldest sister, my younger brother looked at me, then at Sanji who was full of disappointment, and finally called out timidly: "Brother."

Very good, the first to solve.

Then when I took my brother to find Yin, the boss who was helping my mother clean up the grocery room was wearing cleaning gloves and a mask. When he saw us coming in, he looked at us with dead eyes, and he was not serious when he spoke. "It's fine to call brother-in-law, first show the real estate certificate, it's a little bit sincere, isn't it?"

I ignored his words, pointed to him who looked like a cleaner and said, "This is Uncle Yinshi, called Uncle."

"Wait, will you teach children! Calling uncle is worse than brother-in-law! At least you look very young! You fat man! Come on, Xiao Shuo, call Brother Yinshi twice to listen." Yinshi waved the feather duster just barely When he poked me in the face, he firmly refused to call him uncle, and then he looked at my younger brother kindly again, and began to coax.

Tsk, he's such an adult, at least the local officials recognize me as Uncle Fourteen, my younger brother is so young, if he isn't called Uncle, could he be called Uncle!

My younger brother looked at me and then Yinshi, finally stood by my side, and called Uncle Yinshi sweetly.Under the resentment of the boss, I slipped away and left.

The next target is Itachi, who is drying quilts on the roof, not his own, but all the tenants'.Today's tenants are all assigned tasks by the devil-like mother. Even Kiya and Kagura are weeding in the yard. As for Kirby, thank God as long as they don't wake up.

When I found Itachi on the rooftop, he happened to be drying my quilt. I repeatedly warned my younger brother not to call my brother-in-law. He looked at Itachi, and Itachi looked at him.

I was embarrassed for a moment, and said vaguely: "It's cute, isn't it cuter than the photo?"

Itachi's eyes were gentler than usual, he squatted down and waved at Zhu Shuo.The same black hair and big eyes, is it easy to evoke Itachi's memories of Sasuke when he was a child?The younger brother who was holding the corner of my clothes looked at me, was asking for my opinion, nodded slightly, and then he walked towards Itachi.

Zhu Shuo, who was slapped by the weasel, blinked and said, "Uncle."

Itachi: "..."

Me: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." When I realized it, I was already laughing, I quickly stopped, and said with a dry smile: "Brother, hey, it seems to be called uncle?" After all, Itachi is more than ten years old. Years old.

Itachi said helplessly, "Whatever."

Me: "No, no, I still call you brother! Don't call me uncle!" How old is this!And it's not separated from my seniority!

The younger brother immediately changed his words: "Brother."

A mysterious expression floated across Itachi's face for a moment, hey, do you think of Sasuke when he was a child, are you recalling!Hmph, take my brother away!

In the end, only Qi Ya was left. As soon as I walked to the yard, I saw Kagura and Qi Ya arguing. I remembered that the two had some friction before.But they went back before the end of the Kagura fight. Fortunately, the two still remembered each other, even though they couldn't even call each other by name.Not wanting to be involved by the two of them, I stood a little further away and pointed at Baimao.

Me: "This white-haired one is smaller than my sister..."

Zhu Shuo: "So you're called Miss Husband?"

Qi Ya raised his eyebrows while hearing it, and said sarcastically: "You haven't changed that brat yet, don't always take advantage of me, okay?"

My dead fish eyes: "... I'm not interested in you at all, let Kagura do the justice for the sky. Brother, that one is not called the lady husband, but the God of Plague."

Qi Ya: "Hi!"

Kagura: "What did you call me!"

The younger brother clapped his hands and shouted loudly: "Queen!"

Kagura sat down with Maozhi very satisfied, saying that she would cover him in the future.I swear I didn't teach this kid to call it that, this kid has become a genius.

Finally, the long address correction is over, and after cleaning the house, dinner is ready.A group of people sat around the dining table and ate hot pot. These were prepared by my mother, and Sanji made a move this time.I thought it would be more awkward when eating, but I didn't expect that Yinshi had already established a gossip friendship with my dad. Because of the existence of Yinhun, my dad could chat a few words when talking about Yinshi, and the two of them Let's reminisce about the past and look forward to the future.

You two just get married!

My mother said that I am fat, so she thinks the tenant is a good person. At least if I am abused, I will not gain weight. By the way, she likes Sanji very much.

Parents acted so aloof at first, but they were captured in the end!snort!

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A few days later, grandpa and grandma also came over, plus the tenants who did not leave, it was super lively for the whole family to gather together.Yinshi and they are very considerate, knowing that I haven't been with my family for a long time, so they rarely bother me.I went out shopping with my family to buy clothes, but they didn't come along, saying that they were obediently guarding the house. If a tenant from the Secondary School came over during this period, they would definitely clean up.

Simply, a strange tenant did not come!

The first day of the new year was spent asking for red envelopes and visiting relatives, and then a few days later, my parents went to the class reunion on the fifth day of the new year, and my grandparents were still rushing to have a drink that day. Just go back to the country.After seeing off my grandma, I took my younger brother and planned to go shopping with everyone.

"Did you find anything missing at the top of the stairs?" Gintoki asked when going out.

We all shook our heads, and it was the younger brother who yelled: "The cat! The big cat is gone! The one that fell asleep!"

Me: "Oh."

Gintoki: "Kirbymon's sense of existence is lower than that of Shinpachi, and no one noticed when it left. If I didn't feel that the living room was a little bigger just now, I probably wouldn't have noticed it."

Kagura: "It seems that there is not much connection between being big and being present, Aru."

It is also pitiful that Kabimon, who was lying on the gun all the time, was swiped once he left.

Lock the doors and windows when you go out, the street is still lively, the crowded people can't get through, the cars are completely blocked, and the traffic police are evacuating every few sections.Fearing that my brother would be squeezed, I picked him up, but my arms became sore after holding him for less than 10 minutes.

At this time, Kagura saw someone playing a monkey on the street, and ran over cheering. There were too many people, so I didn't stop her. Gintoki complained and chased her, and Sanji followed.Someone bumped my shoulder accidentally, I took a few steps away from my brother, and suddenly, a pair of hands stretched out to hug him.

Grab the child! ?

After seeing clearly that it was Itachi's hand stretched out, I was relieved, I was so scared to death, I thought it was a human trafficker!

"Sister is tired, let Brother Itachi hug her." Passing the person over, I felt a sense of liberation.

Itachi took Xiaoshuo in a more upright embrace than I did. He said to wait for the three of them in a place with few people in front of him. I looked back and saw that Qi Ya was still following me well.Spotting me looking at him, his blue cat eyes turned back from the vendor, "What?"

"I'm afraid you're too short and lost your heels." I said this seriously and worriedly.

"Hehe, I don't even look at who is short and fat."

"Then your bean sprouts are much better!"

"You don't know if I'm a bean sprout? Don't you hurt people and don't have a brain." Laughing.

Goodbye manual!

He just turned his head and quarreled with Qi Ya, and when he turned around, Itachi and his younger brother were gone.I was dumbfounded for a moment, because there was a monkey show, many people crowded in one direction, and I was squeezed like dough and almost couldn't stand.Wait, originally Kagura and the others disappeared, and now Brother Itachi and younger brother are gone too, did I lose everyone?

I looked back and forth, left and right, oh my god, Qi Ya is gone!

I managed to lose everyone, and I wondered who was holding the tenant phone when I went out.Thinking of this, I planned to go to a place with fewer people and take out my mobile phone to make a call. Suddenly, a hand in the crowd reached out like lightning and precisely clasped my wrist. I was so scared that I swung it and smashed it.

"It's me, what are you afraid of?"

Dodging my bag attack, Qi Ya took me a few steps to a place where there were few people.He looked around and said, "There are too many people, and I don't know where they are scattered. I'll go up and have a look."

I was stunned: "Go up, where? Go to heaven?"

Qi Ya dead fish eyes: "I want you to go to heaven."

After making such a complaint, Qi Ya led me to the alley around the corner, and he jumped up with a whiz, and the people around him didn't notice the abnormality here.I was horrified to watch him shuttle quickly between tall buildings, and he was quite handsome, like Spider-Man!In less than 2 minutes, he came down again and said he didn't find any of them.

Then what's the point of your going up!Are you simply being handsome to me?

"It's better to make a phone call, communication tools are the best!" I snorted arrogantly at Qi Ya, took out my phone and dialed the number.

Then no one answered.

Me: "..." This is a slap in the face.

Qi Ya whistled, "What did you just say?"

I blushed: "Hey, do you know who got the phone when I went out?"

Qi Ya: "Brother Weasel."

The reason why he didn't answer the phone was probably because he was hugging Xiao Shuo and didn't hear it. My God, he was out to play, but he was looking for someone!My heart was quietly breaking down, and Qi Ya looked around nonchalantly, full of freshness.Thinking about it, it’s okay to be separated, anyway, they were all separated in a team. My brother is by Brother Itachi’s side, so I can rest assured, and so are the other three. I should be the one who should be most worried, right?

I'm next to Plague God Ya!

"What kind of eyes do you have?" Qi Ya squinted at me.

"The look in my eyes worried about my life safety, I don't know if my insurance is enough." I looked hopeless.

"I really won't hurt you this time!"

"Really?"

"...If something happens, I will pay all the expenses." After hesitating, Qi Ya said so.

"Don't curse me please!"