[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

After losing the game, although I ate a big meal to make up for the lost mood, when I thought about my weight, I was sad for a long time.To be honest, with Sanji around, I feel that the food in the restaurant is not as good as his craftsmanship, but so many people go to eat for the service and atmosphere, and Sanji can't always serve everyone.

When we went back, everyone began to assign the order of bathing, but girls and minors washed first, and these adults suddenly became very conscientious.After Kagura and I finished washing, Kamui and Tsunayoshi took the change of clothes and went into the bathrooms on the second and first floors, dried my hair and put on face cream, and I threw the clothes into the washing machine and stirred them.After waiting for more than half an hour, I picked up the washed clothes and went to the yard to dry them.

When I walked through the corridor, I saw Sanji smoking in the yard. I walked to the clothesline with the basin, and told him while drying the clothes.

"Sanji, it's cold outside, don't catch a cold."

"Oh!! Julie! Are you concerned about me? Please speak louder! I thought you were unhappy when you lost the game today, but it is really a torment for me that you and Kagura are on different teams What~~" The original handsome smoking appearance turned into a funny look in a second, and Sanji twisted and twisted at me bravely.

I shook my head helplessly, his feet rolled towards me like a tornado and wanted to dry my clothes, I quickly grabbed the basin and said nervously: "I, I will do it myself!"

"There is no need for shy Julie, a man who will dry clothes for girls is a good man at home."

Although it’s okay to say so, please don’t make it up seriously!And it's still very embarrassing to be seen in underwear!I finally drove this guy away, and I dried my clothes in peace.

I went back to the house and put away the basin, and when I was about to go upstairs to sleep, I saw a few people sitting in a row in the living room who hadn’t taken a shower. I remembered that boys took a shower very quickly. Let’s not talk about Gangji, Shenwei is definitely fast.But it's been almost four or ten minutes this time, why haven't you come out of the bathroom yet?

"Why don't you go to the bathroom to urge them both." I said so.

"With this washing method, three layers of skin have been rubbed off. Speaking of which, the child is already finished." Yin Shi, who was already waiting impatiently, took the two of them and started brushing, with an expression of displeasure on his face.

"So hurry up!"

A few people look at me and I look at you, and then rock-paper-scissors decides who is going to urge Shenwei, hello!How disgusting he was!

In the end, Hijikata went to urge Gangji, Yinshi went to urge Kamui, and the boss's gambling luck was still the worst.Let's take care of their bathing. I plan to go back to my room and sleep. I have already made an appointment to go shopping with Quan Xingyue tomorrow. If I don't hurry up, it will be Chinese New Year, and I will definitely have no time.

Just as I was about to close the door, I heard Hijikata and Gintoki's voices.

Tufang: "Julie! Tsunaji Tutu is gone!"

Gintoki: "Julie! Good news for Kagura! The Laughing Tiger terrorist has returned home!"

At a time like this, should I be surprised that the two went back in the shower, or should I complain about what the two adults said.

I don’t feel sad any more as I get used to the tenants who come and go in a hurry. I still have a little bit of reluctance, but I think we can meet again next time!Compared with the sadness of going back, I was more worried about whether the two of them went back naked.Yinshi immediately asked the general to prepare briefs to take a shower, and don't let others get ahead of him.Then Sanji and Xia Ke immediately came to grab the bathroom. Seeing the people making a mess, Kagura and I went to bed first with a happy face.

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The next day was a sunny day, and the temperature rose several degrees. Sitting at the dining table during breakfast, I yawned with my mouth wide open, and said vaguely, "Why didn't Kamui and Tsunaji come down to eat."

Kagura's cheeks were bulging like a hamster, and she yelled anxiously: "Aren't you stupid! They went back to Aru when they were taking a bath yesterday! Maybe they ran there naked."

Oh, yes, how can I forget it as soon as I wake up, this memory is really good.I always feel that I have forgotten something. After Yinshi came back, I also started training the bubble ability from time to time. What did I forget?Kakashi told me repeatedly before, I frowned and ate the sandwich.

"When are you going out to play?" Gintoki grabbed Kagura's dumpling by the head, not allowing her to grab his plate, and asked me when he had time.

After regaining my senses, I replied: "After breakfast, you don't need to prepare lunch for me at noon. Come back at four or five in the afternoon."

Itachi: "Have fun."

Brother Itachi suddenly made a sound, I choked with fright, and then hiccupped all morning, Sanji tried many ways but couldn't stop me, and was laughed out of the door by the knight.

After going out, I went to the bus station to take a bus to the city center, but there was a huge traffic jam on the road, and I was delayed for more than half an hour before I settled down at the agreed place.He sent a message to Quan Xingyue saying that she was stuck in traffic, but she was also stuck in the road, and I was the one who got there first.But it didn't take long before I saw Quan Xingyue, who was wearing thick glasses, squeezed over.

The street was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and there were many people buying new year's goods. The firecrackers and fireworks in front of the store were all placed on the sidewalk, and the city management couldn't even tell them to leave.Quan Xingyue ran up to me wearing a bright red dress that looked like a lantern. I complained that she was like a lantern, and she said I was fat like a winter melon.

Don't hurt each other too much.

"What about Zhou Mu, do you want to call him?" I said.

"Then make a call." With that said, Quan Xingyue took out her mobile phone and made a call.

[Hey. ]

"Zhou Mu, come out to play?"

[No, there are guests at home. ]

"Oh, treat your guests well, bye!"

[......]

Quan Xingyue hung up the phone neatly, I can probably imagine Zhou Mu's speechless look on the other end, and he was also drunk.This guy is just going through the motions!Think about it, the first time these two met, when Quan Xingyue bumped into Zhou Mu, she was so shy and embarrassed at the time, but now that they are familiar with each other, they look down on her in every possible way.

The two of them first visited the big shopping malls and had a taste of trying on clothes, but they didn't intend to buy them.I took a few photos and watched a movie. Half of the time passed. I found a hot pot restaurant for lunch and ate for more than an hour. The two of them came out with red faces and dripping oil from their mouths. , I ate too much, and I felt like my pants became tight instantly.

Ah, my weight, bye.

"Where to go next?" I asked.

"Why don't you go to the handicraft workshop to make chocolates! I've wanted to go there before, it's very fun!" Quan Xingyue said and started searching for group purchases on her mobile phone.

I didn't care and said: "Yes, it's all up to you."

As soon as I finished speaking, my mobile phone rang. The ringtone was specially set, and I knew it was from the tenant.I walked away a little to answer the phone, and Yinshi's voice over there exploded like firecrackers.

[Help, help!Julie!The real house owner is here!And the knight, the general and the mayonnaise essence are back home!Now we are the only tenants left!very scary!come back quickly!We simply can't take it! ]

"What do you mean, I don't understand why! Boss, don't worry!"

[Your parents are back! ! !Came back early!Your dad already wants to call 110, okay?Your mother has a cold face the whole time, it looks so scary!Sanji has been trying to explain, but it is not successful at all!Anyway, come back quickly! ]

excuseme?

The phone over there has been hung up, and after calming down for a few seconds to collect my thoughts, I rushed over to grab Quan Xingyue who was about to buy a group purchase, and said: "My parents are back, I have something urgent, I will go with you next time Playing with chocolate! I'll be back first, sorry!"

"What's the matter at home? Then you go back quickly and make an appointment next time!"

Quan Xingyue looked at me with the expression of a fellow revolutionary, and solemnly said to let me go.I thank you very much and went back. I took a taxi and got stuck in traffic for more than ten minutes and finally got home. I was brainstorming all the way.It's okay Julie!This is the second time explaining this kind of thing. Grandpa and grandma have passed the test, so parents are not afraid!Moreover, the elders also let the elders watch Hijikata and the others during the video call before, but Hijikata just went home today!Forget it, at that time Hijikata made the video in the state of Murakami, even if he wasn't there!

When I rushed into the house, I didn't hear any explanations or quarrels. When I stepped into the living room, I found that the only tenants left were Itachi, Kagura, Sanji, Gintoki, and Kirbymon. Why is it the most conspicuous? The strange Snorkel is still there!After looking at the tenants and finding that they hadn't been taken away by the police uncle, I looked at my parents and younger brother who hadn't seen each other for a long time.

When Zhu Shuo saw me, he narrowed his eyes with a smile, and rushed over with his two short legs waving his arms. My anxious heart instantly softened into a puddle of water. I quickly squatted down to hug him. Rubbing my fat face wildly, calling me sister sweetly.When seeing this touching reunion, no one said a word.

I found that my younger brother has become heavier, and it really is because he has grown flesh. After holding him for a while, his arms are a little sore. Of course, it may be because yesterday's gunfight was too intense.I secretly went to see the expressions of my parents, why couldn't I understand the expressions of the two elders all of a sudden!

"Mom and Dad, you have met the tenant before. Although there may be new faces, I can explain it to you well!"

Parents put on little S's indifferent face: "Lili, you'd better have a reasonable explanation."

And just when I was about to play the role of smoothing things over, the younger brother in my arms pointed to the quiet tenants on the opposite side, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law!"

Everyone: "..." Who are you calling brother-in-law!

Only Sanji showed a mysterious happy expression.

At this moment, I seemed to hear the sound of my shame breaking.

Before I recovered from my scum-like shame, I heard my younger brother pointing at the tenant in a quiet living room and continuing to shout: "Eldest brother-in-law, second brother-in-law, third brother-in-law!"

Help! ! ! ! ! !

I put down my brother and covered his mouth, panicked: "No, no, that's not the case! My brother is just kidding around! I like to call brother-in-law, my elder sister, teach me a lesson! Go to mom, don't make trouble!"

Yin Shi's black line: "So we are all brothers-in-law? I didn't expect Zhu Li to be so greedy in private. Brother-in-law is not out of the question, what about the real estate certificate?"

Sanji: "I must be the big brother-in-law! No, no, no, I'm the only brother-in-law!"

Itachi: "..."

Kagura: "You discriminate against me! Why don't you call me brother-in-law!"

Dad: "Hello, Yaoyao?"

I was terrified: "Don't call the police, Dad!"

After a while of flying and jumping, I finally explained the truth to my parents. Why did it feel harder than explaining to my grandparents.Regarding the matter of being called brother-in-law, when I was taking Xiao Shuo with me, watching Hokage or watching other anime, I would point to my favorite character and ask him to call him brother-in-law...

Karma!It's terrible!My fault!I dare not do this again!

Yin Shi: "In order to prevent Zhu Li's parents from believing it, Brother Weasel, you should quickly turn into a fireball, so that you can show your uniqueness."

Mom: "Can you turn a garage of gold into it?"

Brother Weasel: "..."

my mother……"

Dad: "Will Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man or something come over?"

Yin Shi: "Brother Weasel, quickly change into another!"

Me: "Boss, you are enough, go back to Dad, I haven't found it yet."

Just when everyone was still getting in, the golden light that we hadn't seen for a long time flashed, and we collectively looked over.The incongruous Qi Ya just appeared in the sight of everyone, and he saw a large group of us head-on, and he was familiar with Kagura and Gintoki.Qi Ya, who was a little slow to react when he saw us, raised his hand and said hello, with a very chic look.

The younger brother hugged his mother's thigh with a bright smile: "Brother-in-law!"

Qi Ya: "Huh?"

Call a ball!Has it developed to the point where everyone is brother-in-law?

I rushed over and wanted to cover my brother's mouth, but the take-off was not successful, and I knocked on the floor, and gave Qiya a five-body throwing gift.My parents, Sanji, hurried over to help me, but I had a look of grief and indignation.

Why is it always me who gets hurt when I see this guy!