[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

"Wow! Super warm! Is Snorkel a warm baby! It must be!"

When Kagura's whole body was nestled on Snorlax's belly, she had a bewildered and satisfied expression like an old man.Seeing how comfortable she was, Kamui actually leaned over and found a seat on Snorby's body. I saw that Snorby's belly was sunken by the two night rabbits, but it also did not wake up.

You are so simple!At the beginning, I still have to eat people!Now treat him like a warm baby again!After reprimanding the behavior of the two rabbits in my heart, I also walked over to find a place to nest next to the Snorlax, and threw myself on its thick and soft belly, God!super comfortable!I don't want to wake up!

Then one after another, Gintoki got down on my right side, and Sanji got down on my left side. Is this the rhythm of collective death on Snorlax?This guy is as scary as a black hole. What's broken is that in the end I saw Itachi holding the remote control and walking to Kirby's legs and sitting down.

You can imagine the scene where the cute fat elf like a blanket is buried, and the knight lying on the head said lazily: "Stop making trouble, what should I do if I wake it up?"

I also replied lazily: "It's obvious that you lying on your head is the most troublesome thing. It's like a stove. Why don't we take away the stove in the living room and use Snorkels to warm up?"

Yinshi buried his head in the other person's belly, and said in a low voice, "Stop making trouble, this is Ah Yin's warm baby."

Itachi said to save face: "It's good to go to sleep after waking up."

Shenwei suggested: "It's better to kill it and make it into a fur to wrap around your body."

Tu Fang leaned on the other arm and said seriously, "Don't kill Nuan Bao casually."

Kagura hugged Snorlax's belly: "No! This is mine alone! You all go away! Who allowed you to sleep with my elf!"

Sanji was fluttering: "Little Kagura~let me sleep with you~I can also cook for you, you can eat whatever you want!"

Kagura: "Then force you to be with me, brother, can you go away, you're pressing my hair, shave you off!"

Yin Shi: "Don't fight on other people's stomachs, the vibrations will affect us!"

I quietly leaned on the Snorby and listened to their troubles. These tenants are hopeless. The Snorkel is incredibly comfortable. I really want to take it back to the room and sleep with me, but unfortunately it is too big to fit in. .But it can’t be thrown in the middle of the sofa and coffee table all the time. In the end, I suggest that people with strong strength move the Snorkel to the side of the stairs that is relatively empty.

By the way, will my parents be scared when they come back and see it, but my brother should like it very much.

Lazily laying on the Snorkel for half an hour, I finally reluctantly went upstairs to sleep, but this group of people were still leaning on them, ah, they were hopeless.If it's Xia Tian, ​​don't they all have to hug Aisha?

"Then, I'm going to bed, good night." I walked up the stairs and said so.

"Good night~~~" In exchange for a more lazy sentence from everyone.

Shaking my head helplessly, I went upstairs and returned to my room. It was almost early morning, no wonder I felt so tired.When I was lying in bed, I only thought about what to do for breakfast tomorrow, but when I lay down, I was so tired that I didn’t want to get up again. For breakfast, there is no food at home. Forget it, Sanji will make the decision.

Thinking about it in a daze, I fell into dreamland.

When I was about to wake up in the morning, I felt quite warm, but somehow felt a little cramped.I don't want to get up, I want to stay in bed, I feel cruel when I think about the world outside the quilt, thinking about these things vaguely, I just turned around, and then, I bumped into someone's arms.

The moment I was frightened, I opened my eyes, and the first thing that came into my eyes was the faintly trembling naked chest, and now my sleepiness was completely frightened away.A carp sat up straight from the bed. It is quite hard for me to do such a difficult movement with my current figure. I stared blankly at the man lying on his side without a quilt and wearing only a pair of briefs. The hair should be bald or not, there is no hair in front of the forehead, but there is hair in the back.New tenant?No!Last time it was the bathroom, this time it was delivered directly to my bed!Is the service so convenient!Can you send the male gods I liked before to the bed one by one?

Wait, it looks a little familiar again, the notification sound, are you on strike today!

My mind froze for a few seconds. After restarting, I ran out of the room and ran to Yinshi's room next to him. He didn't lock the door, probably because it was convenient for me to break in.I threw myself onto Yinshi's quilt and said in a panic, "Boss, boss! A strange guy wearing only a pair of underwear ran onto my bed!"

"You are the weird guy who broke into the man's room at random!" Yinshi simply sat up, grabbed my face, and said full of resentment.

"Really! You and I will go and see! It is definitely a new tenant. I feel like I have seen it somewhere, but there is no sound!"

"Don't talk about it! If Ah Yin sleeps naked, you will see everything!"

"I'm not afraid of the eye of a needle, what are you trying to do!"

"……Hey!"

Finally, I dragged Yin Shi to my room, and seeing that the man who was really about to sleep naked was still there, I flicked my fingers over: "Look, it's him!"

Yinshi just glanced at it casually at first, and then he showed the expression of eating poop. I saw his expression change from disbelief to horror and then to fear, and the whole process took less than ten seconds.He strode forward, faster than the Monkey King, and wrapped the person on the bed with a quilt, as if he was afraid of the cold.

"What a strange person! You idiot! This is the general! Why does he come here all the time! Can he still eat and drink happily by your side! Be careful, we are all going to have seppuku!"

"..."

The prompt sound seemed to finally wake up from hibernation, and it sounded vigorously in my mind.

[Character: Tokugawa Momo Keyword: Streaker, Appreciation of fans, Calmness of fans, Affordable to lose, General demeanor, Yan Zheng has a positive personality, Triangle trousers from generation to generation, Object of spoof, Mosaic Good partner, Ding Ding is an infantryman, the one who is always unlucky in the lottery, a serious embarrassment]

"What are you still doing in a daze! Bring all the clothes you need to wear to the general before he wakes up!" Yin Shi desperately gestured to me, and his voice was also small, as if he was afraid of waking the general, but he When the general was rolled up with a quilt, his head was already rolled up, wouldn't he be hypoxic?

I raised my hand and said, "Boss, the general was rolled like a spring roll by you, he didn't die from the cold, he died from suffocation, right?"

Frightened by these words, Yin Shi hurriedly released the general's head, and he said something to himself, as if he was worried that the general's little general had been frozen into a popsicle or something.Hey, aren't you worried about the safety of a young girl like me? I saw a big man wearing only underwear on the bed out of nowhere!

I spoke out my grievances, and Yinshi picked his nose: "I'm more worried about what you will do to the general."

Can't talk anymore!

At this time, there was a crisp boy's cry from the first floor, and then Kagura's roar. I quickly judged that the boy's voice was not from any of the current tenants!Let Gintoki look at the general, I went downstairs to find Kagura, and then I saw her grabbing a boy in pajamas by the collar.

The boy looked as big as Kagura, with brown hair and a pair of soft brown eyes. His facial features were delicate, and he exuded the harmless temperament of an innocent little rabbit. Oh my god!Sawada Tsunayoshi little bunny?

[Character: Sawada Tsunayoshi Keywords: Rabbit Ji, streaking master, growth-type BOSS, super intuitive, secret love spokesperson, future godfather, delicate body before adulthood, weak and easy to push down, useless timid poor grades, official complaints about upper body ratio The lower body is long, a pair of gloves dominates the world, can be MAN after transformation, it is recommended to push down before transformation]

The prompt sounds, please take it with your dog, the general and Gang Ji have been blackened by you.

What's the matter, the tenants who came today are all bosses?

"Stop Kagura! Don't hit! You can't hit! You'll break it! You'll be hunted down by the mafia!" I immediately rushed over to plead, Tsunaki has already been bluffed by your appearance, okay?

I couldn't sleep because of the surprise on the bed early in the morning. I felt that my house had become a hotel. These people came and went as they wanted, without paying.When everyone got up and gathered in the living room, the general also woke up. The serious general and Gang Ji with an embarrassing face were sitting together and watched by everyone.From time to time, Tsuna's gaze would look at the Snorby beside the stairs, and he probably wanted to complain too.

After introducing each other, Kagura jumped up and pointed at the tenants present and said, "Julie's house is already very dangerous! Pirates, robbers, space pirates, and mafia can all play mahjong! And the incompetent The police only have a perverted mayonnaise Alu!"

Tufang: "I'll lock you up first!" As a policeman, he felt a lot of pressure.

Kamui: "If you kill the general, I can be the boss~"

Tufang & Yinshi: "Self-respect, you!"

Gangji's face was full of black lines, and he said innocently: "I, I have not done anything bad! Although I am currently in Pengo Lie, I have absolutely never committed any violation of discipline or law!"

Seeing his bunny-like appearance, Yinshi hugged him, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you just need to pay the rent. Everyone will never let Bailan Heilan come to trouble you~"

It seems that the plot has not yet reached the stage of Bai Lan. Gang Ji was confused, but he didn't push Yin Shi away, he just complained embarrassingly: "Who is Bai Lan? Speaking of which, I really don't have that much money, but I, I can hand over my pocket money."

Yinshi was gloomy: "As the tenth generation of Pengelie, how can you have no money? The industry of black and white should be very developed. Are you that kind of cheapskate! Mom's pocket money must be tens of millions!"

Gang Ji almost cried: "Who are you talking about! Whose mother gave him tens of millions as pocket money!"

Yinshi: "You! Stop pretending! Ah Yin knows everything!"

Hello!This natural volume is directly asking the future godfather for rent!The other party is obviously only in junior high school!Weren't you very polite just now!Don't you pay attention to this rabbit because it was ten years ago!Do you like bullying all kinds of children that much?

"Is it right to pay the rent? I think what Yinshi said is correct. It is indeed a trouble for the owner to live here. It just so happened that the coins have also been converted. Julie, do you think the rent is enough?" She had a serious face, never a hippie smile The general who passed by didn't know whether he found out from his crotch or somewhere a thick pile of Mao Zedong's bundled up and threw it in front of me. It was rich gold.

Yinshi's eyes turned to the wad of money in an instant, and saliva dripped from his mouth.

Cash!

I feel like my saliva is about to flow out...

All the renters looked at the stack of money and fell silent. They closed their chins, and I put my hand on the money, and then asked with a smile: "Guest officer, who do you want to sleep with? Ah no, which room do you want to sleep with?" house?"