[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

The arrival of Gintoki made the family start to develop into the flying dog mode again. As soon as he came, he was cut by Kagura. I was just watching, Hijikata was just assisting, and the killer was Kagura.The brat Kamui showed a harmonious smile as soon as he saw Gintoki approaching. I was so tired that I couldn’t persuade him anymore. Please Sanji look at Kamui, and I ran to give him and Gintoki. clean up the room.

As soon as I finished tidying up a room, I heard exclamations from the living room. Could it be that there was a fight?But I didn't hear any big movement, so I put down the feather duster and ran to the corridor to look down.

Oh my god!Kagura and Hijikata are back to normal!After a quick glance, I ran downstairs, Hong Kong Manfeng's Kagura had changed back to her petite and cute appearance, and Suckling Pig Fourteen had also changed back to the cold, glaucomated ghost's deputy head.If they don't recover, I might really forget what they look like, but...

Although it has changed back to its original form, the large cotton coat on the shrunken Kagura hangs on her body like a quilt. Sanji is shocked by the contrast, and begins to fly towards Kagura with love.As for Tufang, it was simply too horrible to look at. He was wearing the tutu skirt and cotton padded jacket that had been stretched out due to the change in the shape of his skeleton, which was extremely inconsistent and weird.

Yin Shi clicked his tongue, and said in disgust: "This deputy-level tax thief, you have seriously affected the appearance of the city. If you are sensible, you should quickly put yourself in jail!"

"If you want to be locked up, you, a violent person, should be locked up!"

"A Yin is so violent! Since you are a policeman, then help Zhu Li arrest these pirates and robbers! The rewards for any of them are very high! They are all famous and terrible! I'm just a good citizen!"

The knight and Sanji who were forced to lie down: "..."

I looked at Kagura who was hanging the mosquito net and Hijikata who looked like a pervert, and suggested sincerely, "Why don't you two go to the room and change your clothes first?"

The two of them suddenly realized that they ran to the room. I looked at Kamui beside me and said, "Are you happy? Your lovely sister is back."

As a result, Kamui stared at Yinshi all the time, and Yinshi, who was completely lazy to fight, shrank to my side and said, "That boy over there, please don't rape a middle-aged uncle, it's strange Yes. If your dream is to become the One Piece in the universe, please consult the five-star chef over there!"

Shenwei said with a headache: "It's not good to break his hand, I still want to eat the food he cooked."

Yinshi burst into anger: "Is it okay to break my hand? A man's hand exists just like a girlfriend's! Little fat save me!"

My black line: "I'll break you right now." Suddenly thinking of Xia Ke, at least he was still a CP with Suckling Pig Fourteen Sister for a week, I leaned in front of Xia Ke with a heart of gossip, and asked: "See ten Is fourth uncle! Handsome! Handsome! Have you been electrocuted!"

The knight squeezed my round face with his hands, "Yeah, I'm so sad, my fourteenth sister is gone. However, I'm not interested in your fourteenth uncle. Speaking of which, your face feels good when you pinch it now." , the same as Tuanzi." It was completely an attitude that had nothing to do with oneself.

"Is it really easy to pinch? Could it be that fat people have good faces?" Gintoki pinched the other side of my face as he muttered.

"You all let go of Julie! Let me do it!" Sanji rushed from the other side.

"Well, girls are only soft when they have faces." Shenwei dismissed it, you gentleman, don't talk about your appearance among thousands of flowers!

"Brother Weasel, let's get to know each other for a while, don't say Ah Yin won't give you a good position, let you pinch this face for three seconds." Yin Shi pinched my face, and stared at the family ethics drama channel with dead eyes. Itachi said, and winked at me after saying that.Help!so awkward!Yinshi doesn't know about my relationship with Brother Itachi now!

Speaking of which, do you adults have any morals?Can you pinch my face!Give money!Don't touch without thousand eight hundred!

The leader, the knight, finally let go after pinching enough. He said with a smile: "Speaking of which, there was someone who could help you gain weight, but after you gained weight, he returned to his original shape. It's a pity, I still wanted to Call him Big Fatty, call you Little Fatty~"

So, this means, now I am the only fat man among all the people, have I honorably taken over the title of Suckling Pig Girl from Fourteenth Uncle!Am I the only one with a weird style of painting?Help!don't want!I didn't talk nonsense with them anymore, I slapped these people's sinful paws away, and I ran to the room like a wind and started to clean up.

I decided to increase exercise to lose weight!

I finally tidied up the two rooms and wiped off the sweat slightly oozing from my forehead. I clapped my hands in satisfaction. I should lose a catty now, right?I was patted on the shoulder unexpectedly, I looked back, and a finger hit my face squarely, denting the lump of flesh on my cheek.

I jumped a few steps and pointed at the room proudly: "Look! It's very clean!"

Yin Shi went to the bedside and sat down, nodding rather majestically as his master: "Not bad, not bad, even though he's fat, he's still very good."

Say another fat word, believe it or not, I will throw you downstairs!Grinding my back molars, I stared at this unscrupulous adult with hatred.

Suddenly it became quiet. When I looked at Yin, he showed a very relaxed smile and patted the place around him.I went and sat down, if he had come before Sanji, I would have broken down and cried in front of him.But now my mood is much better, and I don't want to cry every now and then, otherwise it will make everyone worry.

Gintoki: "Kagura said you had a conflict with Brother Itachi."

Me: "Well."

Yin Shi: "Have you figured out how to solve it?"

Me: "It will always be resolved, whether it is procrastinating or cutting the mess quickly, don't worry."

Yin Shi: "I think you've grown up a bit, boss, I'm so relieved." He stretched out his paw and rubbed my head.

Instead of complaining about him with disdain like before, I leaned over and rubbed his palm without saying a word, and Yinshi withdrew his hand as if he had been electrified, "Something is wrong! When did you have the Wang attribute!"

I had a dead fish eye: "Anyway, I, a fat man, have nothing to take advantage of. Speaking of which, I have always been taking advantage of it, hahaha, you stupid humans."

Yin Shi: "Wake up quickly, the character design has changed! Because you are fat, even the strange personality has increased! Speaking of which, are you still training Bubble's ability?"

I was surprised: "I completely forgot it! Since the winter vacation."

Yinshi: "Really, you can't relax, you have to spare time to train from today, you know, this is a life-saving guy, much more important than winter vacation homework."

Me: "..." No, homework is also very important for students!

By the way, there is one thing I need to play around with him, so I squinted at him and said, "Speaking of which, my birthday is over."

Sure enough, as soon as this was mentioned, Yinshi's face changed, and he showed a shy smile. "Oh! It's 16 years old! It's the flower season and the rainy season!"

"Come on, you all left on your birthday."

"Eh? All, all gone? It shouldn't be, Ah Yin remembers that even if I leave, there will still be Kiya Kurolo and Pikachu!"

"Master Pi fell asleep in the corner, and everyone else left. I spent my birthday with Quan Xingyue and Zhou Mu."

"It seems that you have made friends, I am very pleased." Yin Shi patted me on the shoulder solemnly, showing a very happy father.

Forget it, I haven't had my 16th birthday, and I'm still 17 years old.Thinking of this, I also laughed.After chatting with Yinshi for a while, I felt very relaxed, and I was very grateful for his appearance.After saying hello, I went back to my room. This time, Yinshi's room was next to mine. I took my clothes and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

When I walked to the corridor with my things in my arms, the long-lost golden light flashed across the living room, and I ran over to look nervously.I saw a two-meter-long, fat and round cat-like giant creature crushed in the center of the living room, and I don't know who is crushed!The whole mountain is overwhelmed!

"Hey, are you all right!" I said anxiously.

The knight gestured at me: "It's okay, it's just pressing the earthwork~"

Me: "..." What about love?

The creature pressing the earthwork is blue and white, it grows gratifyingly, and it is very cute. It has squinting eyes and ears. I think it looks familiar. I must have seen this guy somewhere!

[Character: Snorbeast Keyword: Sleeping elf, eating, eating, sleeping, fat, cute, real big stomach, no money please don't raise, money-burning elf]

I go!It turned out to be a Kirby!

Finally, Hijikata crawled out from under the sleeping Kirby with a look of distress.Everyone is looking at this heavyweight tenant with a look of inquiry. This is by far the largest tenant in the house.It seems to fall asleep, sleep when you have eaten enough, wake up when you are hungry, and eat again.Eat hundreds of catties at a time, otherwise you won't be full.

Although I am very happy to have a cute big fat pier, which comforts my fat heart, but I can't afford the rhythm at all!Is it okay to feed it dog and cat food?No, rice will do!Two Night Rabbits and a Snorby, come back and buy a welfare lottery ticket, Jin Shan Shan!I can't bear it alone without you!

I said seriously: "This is a Snorby, it probably eats more than the Night Rabbit. It's okay when it's asleep, but it's scary when it wakes up."

Sanji looked around the sleeping Kirby, and said with great interest, "Julie, can I cook the new tenant? It seems like a good ingredient." Gearing up, the chef's occupational disease up.

Kagura & Kamui: "Kill and eat!" Yotu's true nature was revealed.

You three are enough!

Hijikata gritted his teeth and came up with an idea: "Why don't you do this, Brother Itachi knows ninjutsu, you can make this guy disappear."

Me: "I told you it's ninjutsu, not magic, hey!"

Itachi took the time to reply while watching TV: "It's burned."

Brother Weasel, you were taken into the ditch anyway, don't think about the braised elf seriously!It's not the carp king!

Yinshi: "If it wakes up, let Brother Itachi use Yuedu to let it sleep again, otherwise it will be a disaster if it wakes up. You won't be satisfied if you don't eat a few hundred catties. Speaking of which, do you have money to support everyone now?"

"It's all thanks to Jin Xingxuan, because of his good luck, he won the million-dollar prize, so now everyone lives on this money. I feel..." Before I finished asking Yinshi to thank me, I watched When he lit a few candles and put them aside, he even put an apple in the past, and then worshiped with his hands clasped together.The corner of my mouth twitched: "What are you doing?"

"Worship and thanks to this ancient otaku king, bow! Next time he comes, he must hold his thigh tightly, he will definitely make a fortune!"

"...I think you are going to be smashed to death by his Wangcai."