[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

When I told my grandparents the ins and outs of the reverse wear very clearly, methodically and selectively, the two elderly people held their teacups in their hands and sat on the sofa for a long time. Mouth tea.

All the tenants sat quietly on the benches, and no one dared to speak casually.For a while, there were only the crowing of pigs, sheep and chickens in the backyard.

I looked at my grandparents with fear, and looked at Kakashi from a distance, and signaled him with my eyes, if the old man can't accept it, then he can only use illusion.Kakashi gave me an affirmative look knowingly, and I felt a little more at ease. When I glanced back, I glanced at Itachi, and I gave him a reassuring smile without hesitation.

The wooden shed is rotten and can be repaired, don't worry at all, I will definitely take care of you!

"Lili, your grandma and I have washed and slept, you can do what you want." For a long time, grandpa put down the teacup in his hand blankly, and was about to leave with grandma.

Hey wait!Grandpa's appearance is obviously giving up thinking!What is going on with this sense of resignation to fate!

Using illusions on family members is the worst solution, and I absolutely don't want to do it unless it is absolutely necessary.

So I patiently communicated with the two elders again. After all, the understanding and acceptance of the family members is the best solution.After I explained again, the faces of grandpa and grandma had a look of epiphany, and Kakashi also said a few words accordingly at this time.

It is said that it is Two-dimensional reverse wear and sex change, the elderly do not understand these at all.So the explanation I gave is that people from another world will live at home, come suddenly, and leave suddenly.This is much easier to understand!

"Grandpa, this is the first time I've heard such a thing in my life."

See you in a typical life!

"Lili, are you not bewitched?"

"No, Grandpa! Just treat them as foreigners!" I explained again, and my patience was amazing.

Grandpa finally understood what I meant, his eyes sparkled, and he asked me expectantly: "Then Lili, will there be ghosts, ghosts or gods coming to the house?"

I really do not know.

"I said, why are you so courageous? You rented out the house to your parents without telling them. It turned out that there was nothing you could do. The wooden shed was smashed to pieces just now, and grandma believed that these people have great powers. You have to live in my granddaughter's house. But how can I know that you will guarantee her safety? This time I just smashed the wooden shed, so what will be messed up next time? Did it happen? Was it a threat to Lili?"

After sorting out all her thoughts, grandma asked what she wanted to know very clearly, her expression was still kind, but the sternness in her eyes could not be ignored.Grandma couldn't beat any of the tenants present, but she wouldn't give up on the investigation because of this reason. She really wanted to know if my life was safe.Will not be wronged among these very human tenants.

By the way, grandpa, how did you marry grandma?Is it true because it is true?

Except for a few later ones, Kakashi and the others knew that Kamui had done something to me, but at this moment no one dared to tell grandma such a thing.

"I won't shoot her." The person who answered grandma's words was Shenwei, he promised with a smile on his face.

Seeing that the person who took the lead was the one who was the easiest to attack me, the others all showed expressions of eating poop, but they immediately stated that they were safe and harmless.Grandpa frowned and looked at these tenants, then suddenly grinned, patted his thigh and said that he believed them, even if they were from different worlds, they should be regarded as foreigners, and everyone who came was a guest.

As long as they don't hurt me, they can live on.

I didn't say a word during the whole process, I looked at the reasonable grandparents, my nose was a little sore, the touch didn't last, my grandpa changed his style of painting, and said naturally: "The weather forecast says that there may be heavy snow tomorrow, and the wooden shed where the pigs and sheep are kept will collapse. Now, since you are so capable, you can build a new wooden shed tomorrow."

Grandma smiled: "Yes, can you do it well?"

The main culprits, Kamui and Itachi: "..."

The tenants implicated: "..."

This kind of déjà vu that they will get out if they don't build well tomorrow makes them all tremble.It was at this moment that Ning Ci, who was sitting well, disappeared in the blink of an eye, and I stared at the vacant seat with wide eyes.The grandparents were so scared that their eyeballs almost fell out, and it was even more shocking to see it with their own eyes.

"Ah! My master! I haven't finished teaching me Tai Chi yet!" Grandpa, who was the first to react, screamed, his appearance was more sad than the collapse of a wooden shed.

"..." How on earth did Ning Ci capture my grandfather.

"Ningci, this traitor is too hateful! When it came to repairing the wooden shed, he went back! How could he abandon his companions like this! Ah! Let me go back too! I would rather be with Xiaoyin, Alu!" The next one who reacted was God Happy, she yelled dissatisfiedly pointing to the empty chair.

"It's really a good time to leave, although Neji can explain the reason for my disappearance to Hokage when he goes back. Hey, it would be convenient if Yamato is here, and it can be easily done with a wooden dungeon." When Kakashi said so , also exuded a trace of resentment.

Tufang looked at everyone and said seriously: "In short, no matter who is missing, we have to repair the wooden shed. Otherwise, it will be too inconvenient for the elderly. Let's work together tomorrow and it will be built soon."

The valiant applauded: "Hmm, my dear, that's really good."

The couple's relationship has not been explained, and the two have to pretend to be a couple in front of the elders, which is really hard. Hijikata endured the knight's flirtatious behavior with bursting veins.In short, it is everyone's promise to the two elders to build a new wooden shed before dark tomorrow.

"Lili."

"To!"

Suddenly being called by my grandfather, I looked up at his old man in an electric shock, almost standing in a military posture.

"Your grandma and I understand and understand this matter. As for your parents, you have to explain it yourself. After all, seeing is believing. If it doesn't work, grandpa will help to say a few words."

"Got it, grandpa."

"Then your grandma and I will sleep first, the new one is called Weasel, isn't it?"

"Itachi! It's Itachi!" Don't listen to Kagura talking nonsense!

Brother Weasel nodded at his grandpa and grandma, the courtesy was just right, grandma nodded slightly and didn't say much, just told me to arrange a place to sleep, and the two of them are going to bed first.

"Congratulations."

After seeing off the two great gods, the tenant has left Ningci and came to Brother Itachi. While everyone was here, I quickly introduced each other.Kamui kept staring at Itachi, as if he was delicious rice, and Kakashi looked at Itachi very delicately.It can only let the other three play a mitigating role, but the knight is obviously watching the show.

"Brother Itachi, you're so cold, haven't you said hello to your acquaintances after so long?" Kagura walked up to Itachi, mouth curled up.

The slightly innocent Itachi was forced to take the blame for smashing the wooden shed after being provoked by his brother, and now he is still being teased by his younger sister. He raised his cold black eyes to look at the person in front of him, and asked: "Have we met?" ?"

"Brother Itachi, she is Kagura, something happened, so she became a man." I reminded in a low voice.

Itachi: "..." What happened to make this happen.

Although it is said that Neji is gone, I don't even dare to think about letting Itachi and Kakashi share a room at the moment.Moreover, the two parties have not yet met their eyes, and the atmosphere is a little stiff.The knight and the earth are still in a relationship now, and they cannot be dismantled at all. If this is the case, they can only do it by themselves.

I said generously, "Brother Weasel, sleep with me."

Everyone: "..."

Kagura: "What the hell is that expression of sacrificing your life for carelessness? Your intentions are too obvious, okay! It's a capitalized filth! Brother Itachi, don't be fooled! You will be eaten by this fan girl !"

Hey, shouldn't you give me a hand?

I didn't dare to look at Itachi, so I just coughed and said vaguely: "I can't help it, there's no room. It's totally fine for Brother Itachi to become a girl and sleep with me!"

Knight: "Julie, I want to block you."

Hijikata looked serious: "Since it's a ninja, it's fine to conjure up a house to sleep in. Maybe even a wooden shed can be conjured up."

Kakashi: "So what do you think of a ninja?"

At the critical moment, Shenwei stepped forward, the hair on his head moved, and said, "Sleep with me~"

"Will there be a fight? Will the house really not be demolished!" I was the first to object.

"No, of course delicious things should be saved for the last to enjoy. Besides, if this place is broken, I have no place to live."

Seeing Kamui say it so sincerely, I don't seem to have any reason to put Brother Itachi on my bed, ah no, in my room.But it depends on whether the person is willing or not. I tentatively asked Itachi: "What do you think? Is it possible?"

In fact, it doesn't matter whether you ask or not, because itachi who doesn't take the initiative to cause trouble will agree.

"Really, Brother Weasel, you smell like pigs and sheep. Sleeping in the same room with that guy can form a duo with a smell of cakes." Kagura, who has always only ruined the atmosphere, pinched her nose in disgust and looked at it with a frown. Ferret.

After being told by Kagura, I also felt the smell, so I suggested awkwardly: "...Why don't you two take a bath?"

I always feel that Brother Itachi won't want to come again next time!