[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Unknowingly, it has been three days since I came to the countryside. The peaceful days without disputes in the world are extraordinarily warm.I don't know how it happened, but Ning Ci and Grandpa got along well, because Grandpa has been pestering Ning Ci to let him teach him how to do Tai Chi since yesterday, watching the young man who is younger than himself teach Grandpa Tai Chi palm in a serious manner Sometimes, my whole person is a little delicate.

Ignoring this person who is more like a grandpa and grandson than me, I went to see my grandma, and then got a task from her old man to accompany her down the mountain to buy vegetables in the town.Because of some two people, the stock at home was eaten super fast.

"My grandma and I are going shopping in the town, who will go with us?" I excitedly walked into the hall to ask the tenants who were watching TV and eating melon seeds.

In this way, I recruited the warrior Kagura and the knight, and Kamui was punching Kakashi again, but he was too lucky, and he never won a single fight. This is the meaning of God not letting him fight.When I took two strong men to find grandma, she also packed up, put on a plain thick padded jacket, and carried a rabbit head bag that I used in middle school. The elderly are also showing off their cuteness now.

"Is the fourteenth sister coming?" Grandma looked back curiously, and asked enthusiastically without seeing Tufang.

"She seems a bit tired and is taking a nap." The knight replied very obediently.

"You young people, don't be too noisy at night, go to bed early."

Grandma cast a reproachful look at the blond young man, leaned over and grabbed the knight's arm and whispered, but Kagura and I on the side had heard everything, couldn't help but burst out laughing, I saw the knight's expression stiffen After a while, he said hello to grandma with a half-hearted smile.

Kagura picked his nostrils, and said with dead fish eyes: "This is probably because you can't die if you don't do it, but knights have a strong taste, and suckling pigs like it too."

Me: "The sins I have done, I have to do it myself on my knees."

The knight made Zhang Qiao's face bitter: "You two stop talking sarcasticly, please, I want to cry so much."

On the way, grandma met an acquaintance who was driving a tractor. I called him Uncle Wu. He saw that we were going down the mountain to the town, and he happened to be going there to transport feed, so he warmly invited us to go. tractor.Yes, Xia Ke and Kagura got on the tractor in a very down-to-earth manner.

Accompanied by the roar of the tractor, we just boomed all the way to the street. Uncle Wu parked the car in front of the store, and we jumped out of the car one by one.Grandma was the last one to get out of the car. The old man didn't pay attention when he got out of the car, slipped and fell down.I was scared out of my wits when I saw it on the side. Before I could rush forward, a figure quickly walked over and half hugged grandma.

Kagura and I kept doing half of the rescue action and watched the knight put grandma down smoothly. When the knight told grandma to be careful, I especially missed grandpa, come grandpa!You have been poached by fresh meat!

Kagura snorted disdainfully: "Does he think he is Kuangshirou? The blond hair is indeed a cowboy-like guy, Aru."

Me: "The scope of this spray is too wide!"

All of a sudden, I thought of a handsome handsome nobleman with blond hair, help me, don't think about it, don't think about it!

The small town is small, and there is no pressure to go back and forth in two hours. From empty hands at the beginning to full bags and small bags, Kagura also took a fancy to fireworks. Grandma bought a bunch of them with a wave of her hand. It's fun, let's have fun.My grandma and I didn't carry much, and Kagura and Xiake took it all. It doesn't matter if grandma doesn't take it, so I can't justify it.

I wanted to share with Kagura, but she looked down at me, "Can't you walk?"

Me: "...how on earth do you understand what I mean, let me get some for you."

Kagura: "Hmph, this piece of scum doesn't need your help at all, is my king's man powerful?"

I blinked and blinked: "It's high explosive."

Knight: "I am more and more curious about the original appearance of Kagura."

Kagura: "Hmph, Cowherd, the queen's appearance is not what you want to see, and you can see it when you want to see it!"

The knight said that he should ignore her.

It was past four o'clock in the afternoon when we got home. Grandma changed into cooking equipment and started to prepare dinner. The few of us honestly helped her.Shenwei was actually moving the tables obediently, he just wanted to eat early and had no other intentions.Ning Ci went to the backyard to close the chickens, and Kakashi just went out to fetch the sheep.

Since the tenants came, every dinner has been sumptuous, and grandma has worked hard. There are always a few main dishes that follow the recipes and are especially delicious.When it was getting dark outside, all the tenants came back. I put the bowls and chopsticks on the table and greeted everyone to have dinner.

As soon as it started, Kagura Kamui grabbed the largest lion head at the same time. The two brothers and sisters looked at each other across the air, and the eyes that met in mid-air flashed with crackling fire.We are all used to bypassing them to pick up other dishes. Grandma took out a big lion head and put it in Kagura's bowl with great skill, thus extinguishing the fight.

Today's grandma also resolved a crisis, and I happily ate two bowls of rice.

After dinner, grandpa took Ning Ci to ask for Tai Chi palm, grandma sewed insoles, and the rest of us decided who would clean the kitchen by guessing fist.This is a heavy job, whoever loses will be unlucky.

Then Shenwei was unlucky, what happened, did this rabbit inherit Yinshi's luck like Hong Kong's feet?I was going to clean up the kitchen with Kamui, but Kagura dragged me away, gloating at Kamui's misfortune.I looked at Kagura who was drinking Wangzai seriously, and said worriedly: "Why don't I go to the kitchen to watch, or what if all the bowls are broken tomorrow."

"That guy can wash dishes and do housework. He did it when Mommy was still around." The look of sadness on the face of a tough guy made Kagura look a little pitiful, but this style of painting changed instantly , She pushed the grapefruit away with her bare hands, and added: "Don't get too used to men, how can that idiot become a qualified househusband on his own, I may never have such a thing as a sister-in-law in my life."

As soon as I wanted to comfort Kagura, I swallowed it myself.

Facts have proved that Shenwei can indeed do it, which is not bad.

When the fire was burning, grandma suddenly remembered that the pigs in the wooden shed hadn't been fed yet. Kakashi said he would go, but grandma told him to rest, and the old man also needed to move.So it became that I accompanied my grandma to feed the pigs in a wooden shed tens of meters away. I walked to the front with a bucket of slightly heavy pig feed. The flashlight, walking steadily, does not shake at all.

Sure enough, the old man who exercises regularly is more agile than the A Zhai student?

I don’t know if the pigs smelled the food, and they screamed in the wooden shed. Grandma frowned, and said to me: "This noise is wrong, go and have a look!"

As expected of a grandma who has raised pigs for many years, she jumped over in one stride, much ahead of me.How can I lose to grandma!With a bucket in both hands, I chased after it with all my strength. When I arrived panting like a cow, I saw the dim light bulb in the wooden shed glowing orange, and a few pigs were covered with hay and grass. Papa circled back and forth.Uchiha Itachi just stood innocently among the poop, being yelled at by the pig and the sheep in the next pen.

I'm stupid, it's really Brother Itachi!

Before the ecstasy surged up, it was interrupted by grandma's angry cry.

"Where did the thief come from! Do you want to steal my pigs and sheep! Get out! Old man! Kamui! Neji Kakashi knight-errant Kagura Fourteenth Sister! Someone stole a pig!" The grandma who couldn't remember the name suddenly called out all The name of the person, did it hang up at the critical moment!

Itachi was taken aback for a moment, and when he saw me, his stern expression relaxed. However, Grandma's accusation left him in a daze.Grandma grabbed a handful of pig feed mixed with soup from the bucket and threw it at the ferret, help!My grandma threw pig feed at my male god, what should I do!Waiting online, super urgent!

I never thought that grandma would have the terrifying power to respond to everything. When the usually gentle old grandma roared on the ground, the house exploded.

"No, grandma, he is..."

"Go away~ I'm here to catch a thief~"

Before I could explain it, the wind-like Kamui grabbed the hood of my down jacket and spun it, and I spun three times on the spot.When I stopped dizzily, Kamui had already jumped into the wooden shed and fought with Brother Itachi. Sensing the guy's murderous intent, Itachi changed from intentionally dodging to attacking.

No, two people who were completely unexpected started fighting, and grandma was still throwing pig feed at brother Weasel, oh my god! ! !

I released the two bubbles in a hurry, the speed was too fast to trap the two of them at all, and the pigs and sheep locked in the wooden shed became more and more cheerful.

"Itachi Uchiha?" Kakashi who came here with his grandfather on his back didn't know whether to persuade him when he saw the two fighting.

"Oh! It's Brother Weasel! Shibie will treat you with admiration for three days! As expected of a weasel, have you started stealing pigs?" With old acquaintances.

What's wrong, goddess!Stop playing with the weasel stalk!

"A master~" The knight looked at him with his head, and had no intention of persuading a fight.

"Go to persuade the fight now, you will die." Tufang looked solemnly at the wooden shed that started to creak.

"The wooden shed is about to collapse!"

Following Ning Ci's words, the wooden shed made an overwhelmed sound, and finally collapsed with a bang!Grandma is still here!There are also pigs and sheep inside! !

"Xiuqing!!" Grandpa yelled and was about to rush over.

"grandmother!"

A few strong winds blew by, and at the moment the wooden shed collapsed, the strong wind caused by the collapse swept the sawdust.I ran to Grandpa and released bubbles at myself, which saved me from being stabbed by debris.Immediately, the surroundings were plunged into darkness, only the flashlight that fell on the ground emitted a beam of cool light.After the strong wind passed, I looked back and saw that Grandpa was fine, so I ran to pick up the flashlight. There was smoke and dust billowing all around, and there was no living thing in the ruins illuminated by the light.

The choking smoke made me cough uncontrollably, I retreated to support my grandpa, I believe those guys will not let grandma get into trouble.

"Grandpa, don't worry, grandma is fine."

"They, what did they do, damn it."

The dumbfounded grandpa stared blankly at the collapsed wooden shed. The place illuminated by the flashlight, the tenants walked around the ruins slowly.Kamui hugged the stupid grandma, Brother Itachi held the pig in one hand and the sheep in the other, Kakashi and the others took away the rest of the pigs and sheep.Except for the collapse of the wooden shed, there was no damage to people or domestic animals.Grandpa and I breathed a sigh of relief, and grandma came down from Shenwei's arms, trembling, and ran to grandpa for comfort.

As long as it's okay, I looked at these guys with complaints and gratitude, and finally smiled wryly.However, grandparents finally knew that these people were not ordinary.

Speaking of which, Shenwei is completely pinching and chopping to me. Grandma enjoys the treatment that a heroine will have!Grandma, this is completely in the rhythm of Mary Su, and grandma's name is also very Su!Compared to Zhu Li, Zhong Xiuqing is simply a heroine!What's up with the author!

Thinking about this in a mess, I pulled out a guilty smile in the face of my grandma's question.

"Aha, that, arrange the pigs and sheep, and explain to grandparents when we go back."