[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

We arrived in the town when it was getting dark, and seeing the familiar scenery imprinted in our eyes, our mood gradually became peaceful, and the previous worries and irritability were also eliminated.

The uncle driver sent us to the foot of the mountain at the grandfather's house and left. He was still in a hurry to pick up the next group of guests, so he couldn't drive the car uphill.I expressed my understanding, so I greeted the tenants and got off the car at the foot of the mountain. Grandpa's house is not in the center of the town, but on the mountainside towards the outskirts.This mountain has not been closed, and some townspeople will come to hunt and dig vegetables, and even cut down some trees to use as firewood.However, there are both cutting and planting, and the key protected mountain forests are not allowed to log casually.

I pulled up the trolley case, and when I looked up, I saw the small building with vermilion bricks and lights on, but it was not very real under the cover of the trees.I pointed to that place and said happily: "It's there, very close, let's go from the main road!"

"I'm hungry." Shenwei sat on the suitcase, and the brain on his head waved softly with the mountain wind twice.

"Hungry? I'll call grandpa and ask if they have finished cooking." After saying this, I quickly took out my mobile phone to contact, and after getting a positive answer, I immediately gave a thumbs up: "Dinner is ready!"

As soon as the words fell, I was picked up by Shenwei with one hand. The speed was too fast. When I realized it, I was already carried by him and ran a long way away.I stared dumbfounded at him carrying me in one hand and walking like flying with two suitcases in the other.And the group of tenants behind had to pick up their luggage to chase him. Tufang's two braids fluttered in the cold wind, and his short and fat figure looked particularly hard.

As if I was in a reverse car, I was carried by Shenwei all the way to my grandfather's house.Unfortunately, this scene was also seen by the grandparents waiting at the door.Shenwei put me off my shoulders, and as soon as I turned around on the ground, I saw the second elder with a surprised expression. Immediately, I also panicked, and I didn't know how to explain it.

Kakashi and the others also came with their own luggage. Everyone was present, and the knight saw my embarrassment, so he guessed something.He immediately laughed and made jokes, saying that whoever loses will carry the winner to the house, so this matter will be exposed as a quarrel between friends.Grandpa and grandma also blamed me for being ignorant, and I really have to be carried back.

I am wronged, but in any case, I still want to thank the knight for his wit.

I introduced each other to everyone. After a series of names of the tenants, what I said was only the first name, and I didn't read the last name, because the two elders would definitely not be able to remember it.Grandma blinked her eyes cutely, and said, "Yeah, remember, that, the one who took the lead is Kagura, right? Come on, Lili said you are hungry, hurry up and eat in the house. She and I Grandpa cooked a lot of dishes!"

Saying so, grandma dragged Kamui into the house.And Shenwei actually followed in, without any resistance.

Kagura: "...Hey, mother-in-law, I am Kagura!" Saying this, Kagura followed in with her things.

Grandpa laughed dryly when he saw the grandma who had misidentified her. He glanced at the few people who were still standing outside and said, "Don't be surprised, the old lady is old and can remember it in a few days. Don't worry about it, but Your names are really interesting, your name is Kakashi, right?" This was said to the knight, wait, grandpa, didn't you take everyone to a wedding before!So quickly forgotten!What qualifications do you have to let people forgive grandma, let me forgive you first!

The knight smiled: "Old man, I am a knight."

Grandpa: "Oh, I got it wrong, this white-haired one is Kakashi. Knight, this name is well chosen, your parents must hope that you will become a generation of heroes."

Knight; "..." However, he became a gangster.

I hurriedly pulled the suitcase, wrapped my arms around Grandpa's shoulders, and said: "Okay, okay, didn't you say that the meal is already ready, I'm hungry, let's eat!"

I thought my grandfather said that he cooked a lot of dishes just as a courtesy, but I forgot that my grandfather's name is Zhu Shi, and he is also very real.A large table full of dishes, and an iron pot of steamed rice, is enough for the two gods to toss.Sweet and sour pork tenderloin, stir-fried kidneys, steamed fish head, pork ribs, corn, braised pork... There are only seven or eight dishes of meat dishes, and there are even more vegetarian dishes.

It's fine for Kagura to drool, but Kamui looked at the table dish with a broken face no matter what!Deciding to fill their stomachs first, everyone listened to grandma and put the luggage in the living room first, then moved the chairs and sat on the big round table after washing their hands.Grandpa also took out a bottle of white wine, a large bottle of Coke and milk from under the corner of the table, and poured whatever he liked.

This really has the atmosphere of the New Year.

If Zoro Gintoki was here, I would have been able to have a few drinks with Grandpa. I felt sorry for myself, but I didn’t expect Kakashi to take on such a big responsibility. He and Neji switched places and sat next to Grandpa, so that we could clink glasses and drink .My grandma and I poured Coke for everyone, and when I saw the two gods eating, my grandma smiled brilliantly.

Poor Hijikata was sandwiched between Kagura and Kamui, and every time he wanted to eat something, he was snatched away first. When grandma saw it, she picked up the plate and handed it to him, and said kindly: "Girl, let go, you're welcome. Come, this chili fried meat is delicious, put some into the bowl."

Tufang was embarrassed by the girl's voice, but he still put a lot of meat into the bowl in a very respectful manner to grandma. I looked at his appearance and wanted to laugh, but I was embarrassed to laugh.

"Come on, this girl should eat more too, you look thin." Grandma brought another plate of tenderloin to Ning Ci.

"Grandma, Neji is a boy."

"Oh, she looks more handsome than you, and she wears colored contact lenses, so fashionable."

Sure enough, it was my grandma. The knight sitting next to me burst out laughing, and his smile caught my grandma's attention.I pretended to be grilling rice, not wanting to tell him that you have successfully attracted my grandma's attention.

Grandma looked at the blond-haired and blue-eyed knight with a pleasing expression, and said cordially, "Which country is the young man from? Isn't this hair and eyes dyed fake?"

The knight choked and was stuck by the fishbone. I panicked when I wanted to laugh.Instead, Kagura got up from the chair and slapped him on the back.Grandma took a cup of vinegar and poured it into the knight's mouth, and said: "Vinegar can soften bones, come here, open your mouth and drink a big cup!"

Kagura, grandma, you two will hasten his death...

After being tortured for a long time, the knight was freed and got a benefit, that is, grandma thought he was a foreigner and could not pick fish bones, so she picked a piece of fat fish and put the bones in his bowl.

"Looking at it this way, it seems that I was stuck for a while, but it's worth coming back." The knight looked at the delicious and tender fish in the bowl, and couldn't help laughing.

I can see that the two drinking liquor over there are also very energetic. Grandpa talked about it, and said that the town has developed recently, and it is thanks to Kakashi that he listened patiently.The meal was really lively, and the two old people were smiling all the way.

After the meal, the grandparents had to clean up, but we refused to let them. Kakashi said that he hadn’t even brought any gifts to visit him, so he had the nerve to eat and drink for nothing.So in the next few days, the chores at home will be shared by the tenants.I said that's fine!

Kakashi, Neji, and I were responsible for washing the dishes and cleaning the stove. Hijikata and Kagura were responsible for the seven or eight chickens raised in cages in the backyard. Kamui and Xiake went to feed the pigs in a wooden shed dozens of meters away. , I have to go to the mountains to herd sheep tomorrow morning.While washing dishes in the kitchen, I could hear the screams of Hijikata and Kagura in the backyard, and the sound of chickens flapping their wings. It must be chaos.

Ningci cleaned so well that I couldn't help thinking of hiring him.I looked at the glowing plate and sighed, whoever will be his girlfriend in the future will be comfortable!

Around [-] o'clock in the evening, everyone came back after doing their own things. Grandpa's house did not use electric heaters for heating, but charcoal burned in a brazier. Putting tables and blankets on the brazier was also very warm. It is a bit troublesome to keep adding carbon.

Grandma looked at everyone and said embarrassedly: "You guys discuss how to divide the room. Lili lives in the room she used to live in, and there are only four rooms left."

There are six tenants, which means that two people will share a room with others.First of all, I put Neji and Kakashi together again, and then there was only one left, so my eyes stopped on the knight.The second elder will never allow anyone to sleep on the sofa, and the knight must have seen it, so he didn't say anything.

However, the wit of the chivalrous man was something I would never have imagined.

He grabbed Hijikata who was still arguing with Kagura next to him, pulled him into his arms, and said with a smile, "My girlfriend and I sleep in a room, it's okay~"

The whole place was silent.

The knight seems to have chosen the safest tenant except for Kakashi and Neji, who is not a real girl anyway, so why did he take this step? It's too powerful.I'm very curious why Tufang didn't resist at all, and quietly nestled in the arms of the knight.Grandma looked at the knight holding the earthwork, and was a little bit disappointed, but she immediately agreed to such a room allocation.Since it's a couple, it's no problem at all!

After the room assignment was over, everyone went to find the room with their luggage, and I chatted with my grandparents.

"That foreign guy named Xia Ke is actually a couple with Fourteenth Sister." Grandma said regretfully while eating the orange.

I asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Grandma's eyes were sharp for a moment: "Why didn't you see them talking before? Are you having a fight? It doesn't look like it."

You're too sharp, aren't you, Conan?I laughed: "Occasionally, it's normal to be awkward or something."

"I still thought you would go well with the knight."

"Ahem, I'm only a freshman in high school! What are you thinking!"

"Hey, that's sixteen. Your grandpa and I fell in love very early back then, so there's nothing to hide from grandma. No girl at this age has anyone she likes. Grandma, I always feel that falling in love and studying are not the same. It's best to be wrong."

Grandma's thinking has gone ahead of her parents, but it is really comfortable to talk to grandma, and she is not afraid of her leaking secrets, so she can whisper a lot.

While chatting here, the three of us, grandpa and grandson, heard the angry voice of Tufang from a room on the first floor, and the helpless explanation of the knight.

Earthwork: [Do you dare insert me?Take control of what I do! ]

Knight: [Don't be angry, it's okay if I apologize, I won't do it next time, Your Lady Queen!Does it hurt, let me rub it for you? ]

Hijikata: [Go away, my lord queen!Who is it?I woo woo woo...]

Knight: [If you are not good, I can only punish you~ I will be lighter. ]

Then there was the sound of Hijikata panting. We were all silent when we sat in the hall and heard every word. It turned out that the sound insulation effect at home was so poor.The knight may have expected that, so he said this, so as not to show off his feet. I think he covered his mouth, but it feels very subtle no matter how you listen to it from the outside.I was so embarrassed that I almost wanted to bury my head in the brazier.

Grandpa: "Hehehe, young man, Lili, you should go to bed too."

Grandma: "Yeah, I must be tired from driving and cleaning this day, go to bed."

It's okay to fall in love, but it's still too early for this kind of thing.In order to get rid of me as a minor, the second elder really bothered me.It's like every time there is an intimate scene on TV, my parents will push me away to get things, just thinking about it makes me feel super embarrassing!So dirty!Grandpa and grandma really didn't do anything!

Knight, you are really powerful.